What is your Anthony Weiner sexting name?

7/25/2013 7:56:23 PM

Mine would be "Enrique Clandestine". Much cooler than "Carlos Danger". I mean, Carlos Danger is so obvious. It is in yo' face, but not in a good way. Enrique Clandestine is...well..it is clandestine my bros!

So, for the pervo-dudes on here, if you were texting pics of your schlong what would your name be?

19 comments

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gawker

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11 years ago

Libyan Prognosticator

mikeya02

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11 years ago

Girth Brooks

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Hot dog breath

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Weiner schnitsol

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Weiner dog

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

The Beaner Weiner

Dain

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11 years ago

Dain20cm

rh48hr

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11 years ago

Haywood Jablome

Clubber

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11 years ago

Arnold.

Player11

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11 years ago

Professor Weiner Von Jakoff of Seminal Emission University

KingxGorilla

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11 years ago

Vladimir Sukmehoff

tumblingdice

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11 years ago

Studly Hungwell

Dacandyman

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11 years ago

Wonkas Willy

Clubber

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11 years ago

What it really came out as, Pepe Smash.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p…

Tiredtraveler

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11 years ago

Pedro

zipman68

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11 years ago

^^^
C'mon tittyfag...that shizzle is just weak. At least play the games correctly if you're going to join us during recess.

I think I like Libyan Prognosticator best. But some coo-el names pervobros!

duomaxwell

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11 years ago

Lana Erussif

gatorfan

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11 years ago

Anthony Weiner

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

Robin of Cocksley.