Mine would be "Enrique Clandestine". Much cooler than "Carlos Danger". I mean, Carlos Danger is so obvious. It is in yo' face, but not in a good way. Enrique Clandestine is...well..it is clandestine my bros!
So, for the pervo-dudes on here, if you were texting pics of your schlong what would your name be?
Girth Brooks
Hot dog breath
Weiner schnitsol
Weiner dog
The Beaner Weiner
Dain20cm
Haywood Jablome
Arnold.
Professor Weiner Von Jakoff of Seminal Emission University
Vladimir Sukmehoff
Studly Hungwell
Wonkas Willy
Pedro
^^^ C'mon tittyfag...that shizzle is just weak. At least play the games correctly if you're going to join us during recess.
I think I like Libyan Prognosticator best. But some coo-el names pervobros!
Lana Erussif
Anthony Weiner
Robin of Cocksley.
Libyan Prognosticator