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Hendrix: "scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer"

Any other funny rock lyrics?

11 comments

  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    SNOOP DOGG: “I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too.. so turn out the lights and close the door (but for what?) we don’t love them hoes!"

    Bo Diddley might ask Snoop, "Who do you love?"
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    Most classic one from Blinded by the Light
    "wrapped up like douche"

    Van Halen - "Maxwell Jump"
    (that would be an awesome name)
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    It's not rock, but there's the performer Lady Gaggag
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    Creedence: "there's a bathroom on the right"
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    The Doors-"I'm A Backdoor Man"-That can go two ways.
  • jabthehut
    11 years ago
    Did you mean made up funny rock lyrics?
    "kiss the sky"

    "big ol jet airliner"

    "revved up like a deuce"

    "there's a bad moon on the rise"
  • jimmyblong
    11 years ago
    j. geils band...'my anus is the center hole"
  • boogieknight369
    11 years ago
    "Hold me closer Tony Danza" as opposed to tiny dancer
  • scatterbrain
    11 years ago
    Nickelback- "I like your pants around your feet, And I like the dirt that's on your knees, And I like the way you still say please...
    While you're looking up at me, You're like my favorite damn disease" (from Figured You Out)

    Describes most of my AFTs
  • Clubber
    11 years ago
    Buck Cherry, "I like the way you fuck me."
  • mmdv26
    11 years ago
    It all started with, "he knows it's longer than a telephone wire".
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