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Hendrix: "scuse me while I kiss this guy"

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mikeya02

Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer"

Any other funny rock lyrics?

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SlickSpic

SNOOP DOGG: “I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too.. so turn out the lights and close the door (but for what?) we don’t love them hoes!"

Bo Diddley might ask Snoop, "Who do you love?"

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motorhead

Most classic one from Blinded by the Light

"wrapped up like douche"

Van Halen - "Maxwell Jump"

(that would be an awesome name)

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mikeya02

It's not rock, but there's the performer Lady Gaggag

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mikeya02

Creedence: "there's a bathroom on the right"

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SlickSpic

The Doors-"I'm A Backdoor Man"-That can go two ways.

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jabthehut

Did you mean made up funny rock lyrics?

"kiss the sky"

"big ol jet airliner"

"revved up like a deuce"

"there's a bad moon on the rise"

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jimmyblong

j. geils band...'my anus is the center hole"

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boogieknight369

"Hold me closer Tony Danza" as opposed to tiny dancer

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scatterbrain

Nickelback- "I like your pants around your feet, And I like the dirt that's on your knees, And I like the way you still say please...

While you're looking up at me, You're like my favorite damn disease" (from Figured You Out)

Describes most of my AFTs

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Clubber

Buck Cherry, "I like the way you fuck me."

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mmdv26

It all started with, "he knows it's longer than a telephone wire".

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