Candyman sad

19 comments

• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  Do u guys like candy an porno? Im eating twizler cherry pull an peel while i play one of the shane deisel movies where he puts his huge cock in som blond girls mouth. I like those movies. Do u guys like big dick in sluts mouth?
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  I will tell u guys if the hot girl i invited lets me mut my dick in he mouth tonite. I m so fuckin board rite now. Im gonna eat more candy and jerk off if my frends dont come soon
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  From reading your posts I find it somewhat amazing that you have friends. There were several discussions earlier today about the plight of strippers and sex workers. Only one statement rang with truth: the only one who can change their life is that person. If you're broke and center your life around candy and porn you'll end up with bad teeth and a limp dick - a winning combination.
• 23cambyman

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  11 years ago

  Well everyone juicecarton is back on the board...after shadowcat destroyed him, he had to come back as another user. I love dacandyman's last thread where the sentence is sloppily written and incoherent...and frankly it wasn't really a sentence, more like a run-on. "I will tell u guys if the hot girl i invited lets me mut my dick in he mouth tonite. I m so fuckin board rite now."
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  u guys are realy mean. what did i do to u? But i dont hold a gruge. My hot friend is comin over tonite an will be here soon so ill tell u guy how fun it was to put mmy dick in her mouth. u guys ar also home on friday nite so donot make fun of me. we should all be trying to have fun so i hope u can find girls that will suck ur dicks to. cause im a nice guy
• grand1511

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  11 years ago

  Ignore this poster at all costs and maybe he will just drift away.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Your fucking stupid candy
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Why dontbyou put your dick in the toaster while your at it candy fuck
• KingxGorilla

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  11 years ago

  Just Keep Being You Candy man
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  We want Juice!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Juice! Juice! Juice!!
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I don't know if this dude is Juice my bros. But it is some grade A trolling regardless. We've got metrocard doing a sane version of Alucard and this dude doing the whole "candy & porno" thing...pretty cool. Let's nurture our more entertaining trolls. Juice crew my brothers! And who knows...maybe dacandy-dude is for real. I kind of like how gawker and Camby slammed him and he came back by wishing that they got a BJ last night. Kind of sweet in a strange way. Keep up the positivity Candydude. I hope you put your dick in your hot friend's mouth last night. Just remember...the candy man can! Regardless, he has already given me the LOLz by getting Cambytard to criticize his English. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Based upon his posts it would appear that Cambydude's command of the English language is limited at best. And Camby appears to be TRYING to write posts in standard English but he appears to have an 8th grade command of the language (at best!). Camby always manages to entertain without intending to.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  I knew the real candy man. I was a friend if the candy man. And you sir, are no Candy Man! [view link]
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Oddly, I am known by the day shift dancers at the Columbia Platinum Plus as "The Candy Man" because I have been bringing them candy for many years.
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  Ur a cool guy Shadowcat! Or should I call u other candy man. And for the h8ers I dont just eat candy. But I like it. Just like I like porno. Im even trying to use better engliish. I did not no that was required here. Id like to befriends with everyone.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  This is djscudmscter trollin
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  I just looked at the youtube u sent motorhead. its cool. i actually like Sinatra and play have a greatest hits album. i dont have sammy davis cause all the rat pack was way before i was born. But I like sammys shirt in the video. That guy must like candy as much as me. Do u like mororhead? Lenny is rly cool. i listened all the time in hi school. An I dont no who djscudmister is or juice. Sounds like some of u like juice but some of u are h8ers. dontbe h8ers. Im not trollin. I just found this site cause i like strippers. Im drivin home to see my parents soon an wanna no where clubs are. Seemed cool to post. i also thoat it was funny to joke about havin a doggy cone over my dick, but that wasnt true
• Dacandyman

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  11 years ago

  oops. its Lemmy
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  How much you charge for a dime bag? I could use some