Candyman sad

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Dacandyman
Im stuck hom on friday nite an dont have enuf money to have fun clubbin. I txted my friends to come over and smoke weed wit me so if a girl comes along maybe she will take her top off or play strip poker. One of my friends that i txted is superhot butt she thinks im gross cause everyone knows I like candy an porno. A lot.

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Dacandyman
11 years ago
Do u guys like candy an porno? Im eating twizler cherry pull an peel while i play one of the shane deisel movies where he puts his huge cock in som blond girls mouth. I like those movies. Do u guys like big dick in sluts mouth?
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Dacandyman
11 years ago
I will tell u guys if the hot girl i invited lets me mut my dick in he mouth tonite. I m so fuckin board rite now. Im gonna eat more candy and jerk off if my frends dont come soon
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gawker
11 years ago
From reading your posts I find it somewhat amazing that you have friends. There were several discussions earlier today about the plight of strippers and sex workers. Only one statement rang with truth: the only one who can change their life is that person. If you're broke and center your life around candy and porn you'll end up with bad teeth and a limp dick - a winning combination.
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23cambyman
11 years ago
Well everyone juicecarton is back on the board...after shadowcat destroyed him, he had to come back as another user. I love dacandyman's last thread where the sentence is sloppily written and incoherent...and frankly it wasn't really a sentence, more like a run-on.

"I will tell u guys if the hot girl i invited lets me mut my dick in he mouth tonite. I m so fuckin board rite now."

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Dacandyman
11 years ago
u guys are realy mean. what did i do to u? But i dont hold a gruge. My hot friend is comin over tonite an will be here soon so ill tell u guy how fun it was to put mmy dick in her mouth. u guys ar also home on friday nite so donot make fun of me. we should all be trying to have fun so i hope u can find girls that will suck ur dicks to. cause im a nice guy
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grand1511
11 years ago
Ignore this poster at all costs and maybe he will just drift away.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Your fucking stupid candy
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Why dontbyou put your dick in the toaster while your at it candy fuck
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KingxGorilla
11 years ago
Just Keep Being You Candy man
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
We want Juice!
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Dougster
11 years ago
Juice! Juice! Juice!!
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zipman68
11 years ago
I don't know if this dude is Juice my bros. But it is some grade A trolling regardless. We've got metrocard doing a sane version of Alucard and this dude doing the whole "candy & porno" thing...pretty cool.

Let's nurture our more entertaining trolls. Juice crew my brothers!

And who knows...maybe dacandy-dude is for real. I kind of like how gawker and Camby slammed him and he came back by wishing that they got a BJ last night. Kind of sweet in a strange way. Keep up the positivity Candydude. I hope you put your dick in your hot friend's mouth last night. Just remember...the candy man can!

Regardless, he has already given me the LOLz by getting Cambytard to criticize his English. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Based upon his posts it would appear that Cambydude's command of the English language is limited at best. And Camby appears to be TRYING to write posts in standard English but he appears to have an 8th grade command of the language (at best!). Camby always manages to entertain without intending to.
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motorhead
11 years ago
I knew the real candy man. I was a friend if the candy man. And you sir, are no Candy Man!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYihDAhVP…


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shadowcat
11 years ago
Oddly, I am known by the day shift dancers at the Columbia Platinum Plus as "The Candy Man" because I have been bringing them candy for many years.
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Dacandyman
11 years ago
Ur a cool guy Shadowcat! Or should I call u other candy man. And for the h8ers I dont just eat candy. But I like it. Just like I like porno. Im even trying to use better engliish. I did not no that was required here. Id like to befriends with everyone.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
This is djscudmscter trollin
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Dacandyman
11 years ago
I just looked at the youtube u sent motorhead. its cool. i actually like Sinatra and play have a greatest hits album. i dont have sammy davis cause all the rat pack was way before i was born. But I like sammys shirt in the video. That guy must like candy as much as me.

Do u like mororhead? Lenny is rly cool. i listened all the time in hi school.

An I dont no who djscudmister is or juice. Sounds like some of u like juice but some of u are h8ers. dontbe h8ers. Im not trollin. I just found this site cause i like strippers. Im drivin home to see my parents soon an wanna no where clubs are. Seemed cool to post. i also thoat it was funny to joke about havin a doggy cone over my dick, but that wasnt true
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Dacandyman
11 years ago
oops. its Lemmy
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gatorfan
11 years ago
How much you charge for a dime bag? I could use some
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