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ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food."
Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store."
<crickets chirping>

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Player11
11 years ago
Really you will take her shopping? What about making her an offer for otc?
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
We do no-extras dancing OTC. But she wants to make sure none of my money goes to waste, by me spending it on myself.
gawker
11 years ago
I've been considering writing a check to her landlord. If paid her $2600 since June 30th and she's being evicted for non payment of rent.
jackslash
11 years ago
A couple years back my ex-ATF called me and said she had no money to buy food for herself and her child. I took her to the grocery store and we bought food. I really believe she had no money. She was always broke. But why? She made good money from the club and from me. And at that time she was still living with her boyfriend. Why didn't he buy her food?
EarlTee
11 years ago
"We do no-extras dancing OTC."

This is a baffling concept.
motorhead
11 years ago
Big cucumbers at the grocery. Huge. Juice would approve.
tumblingdice
11 years ago
Cry me a fucking river.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
She never responded to the my offer.
Dougster
11 years ago
ilbby: "We do no-extras dancing OTC."

Just when you thought the guy couldn't be any weirder he tells you this.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Thank you, Dougster, for expressing my similar sentiments. What's next, OTC conversation & $8 sodas?
mjx01
11 years ago
@gawker: how the f*** doesn't your wifey notice $2600 MIA in less than a month?
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