Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food."
Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store."
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Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food."
Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store."
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last commentReally you will take her shopping? What about making her an offer for otc?
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We do no-extras dancing OTC. But she wants to make sure none of my money goes to waste, by me spending it on myself.
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I've been considering writing a check to her landlord. If paid her $2600 since June 30th and she's being evicted for non payment of rent.
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A couple years back my ex-ATF called me and said she had no money to buy food for herself and her child. I took her to the grocery store and we bought food. I really believe she had no money. She was always broke. But why? She made good money from the club and from me. And at that time she was still living with her boyfriend. Why didn't he buy her food?
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"We do no-extras dancing OTC."
This is a baffling concept.
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Big cucumbers at the grocery. Huge. Juice would approve.
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Cry me a fucking river.
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She never responded to the my offer.
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ilbby: "We do no-extras dancing OTC."
Just when you thought the guy couldn't be any weirder he tells you this.
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Thank you, Dougster, for expressing my similar sentiments. What's next, OTC conversation & $8 sodas?
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@gawker: how the f*** doesn't your wifey notice $2600 MIA in less than a month?
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