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Reincarnation

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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Suppose the Hindu God Vishnu appeared to you in a dream and told you that, if you didn't stop going to strip clubs, you'd be reincarnated as a stripper. Would you keep going to strip clubs?

10 comments

  • Dacandyman
    11 years ago
    i dunno vishnu, but i woodnt mind being a stripper. if. i was a girl id prolly like suckin dick an i could make money doin it so if I came back from the dead as a girl bein a stripper would be cool. but im a guy so i dont like dick. cept my own dick and big dicks in pornos.
  • lopaw
    11 years ago
    Oh hell yes! I'd fuck all of the other strippers in the DR. I'd never make any money, since I wouldn't dance for anyone and I'd spend all of my time lurking in the DR waiting to pounce on the poor unsuspecting hotties that would wander by. Yeah, I'd be a terrible stripper and probably starve to death for lack of money.
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    Do you guys smell anything?
  • tumblingdice
    11 years ago
    I would not wish a strippers life on my worst enemy.Their dad wants them dead.Moms got her head up her ass trying to calm dad down.Go to their Facebook page,Oh you sell realestate,OK.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    If I'm reincarnated, I want to come back as Kate Upton's bra.
  • jackslash
    11 years ago
    Strippers are proof of reincarnation. No one could get so stupid in just one lifetime.
  • georgmicrodong
    11 years ago
    Kate Upton's bra? I wanna be her *baby*. And be allergic to formula...
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    If a Hindu god appeared to me I would lay off the LSD for a few weeks
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    Om Shanti Shanti. Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare / Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare.
  • Alucard
    11 years ago
    No damned Deities are going to be appearing to me.
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