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13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Suppose the Hindu God Vishnu appeared to you in a dream and told you that, if you didn't stop going to strip clubs, you'd be reincarnated as a stripper. Would you keep going to strip clubs?

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Dacandyman

i dunno vishnu, but i woodnt mind being a stripper. if. i was a girl id prolly like suckin dick an i could make money doin it so if I came back from the dead as a girl bein a stripper would be cool. but im a guy so i dont like dick. cept my own dick and big dicks in pornos.

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lopaw

Oh hell yes! I'd fuck all of the other strippers in the DR. I'd never make any money, since I wouldn't dance for anyone and I'd spend all of my time lurking in the DR waiting to pounce on the poor unsuspecting hotties that would wander by. Yeah, I'd be a terrible stripper and probably starve to death for lack of money.

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tumblingdice

Do you guys smell anything?

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tumblingdice

I would not wish a strippers life on my worst enemy.Their dad wants them dead.Moms got her head up her ass trying to calm dad down.Go to their Facebook page,Oh you sell realestate,OK.

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jackslash

If I'm reincarnated, I want to come back as Kate Upton's bra.

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jackslash

Strippers are proof of reincarnation. No one could get so stupid in just one lifetime.

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georgmicrodong

Kate Upton's bra? I wanna be her baby. And be allergic to formula...

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motorhead

If a Hindu god appeared to me I would lay off the LSD for a few weeks

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SlickSpic

Om Shanti Shanti. Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare / Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare.

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Alucard

No damned Deities are going to be appearing to me.

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