Reincarnation

i dunno vishnu, but i woodnt mind being a stripper. if. i was a girl id prolly like suckin dick an i could make money doin it so if I came back from the dead as a girl bein a stripper would be cool. but im a guy so i dont like dick. cept my own dick and big dicks in pornos.

Oh hell yes! I'd fuck all of the other strippers in the DR. I'd never make any money, since I wouldn't dance for anyone and I'd spend all of my time lurking in the DR waiting to pounce on the poor unsuspecting hotties that would wander by. Yeah, I'd be a terrible stripper and probably starve to death for lack of money.

Do you guys smell anything?

I would not wish a strippers life on my worst enemy.Their dad wants them dead.Moms got her head up her ass trying to calm dad down.Go to their Facebook page,Oh you sell realestate,OK.

If I'm reincarnated, I want to come back as Kate Upton's bra.

Strippers are proof of reincarnation. No one could get so stupid in just one lifetime.

Kate Upton's bra? I wanna be her *baby*. And be allergic to formula...

If a Hindu god appeared to me I would lay off the LSD for a few weeks

Om Shanti Shanti. Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Krishna Krishna, Hare Hare / Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare.

No damned Deities are going to be appearing to me.