menstruation from dancer

Comes with the territory English major.

I have downed da damies on momentay in the dawn and never had no red saucay but had some timey brown bootay treadies on do side my gata pantays....tipi tai tay

I've been with dancers who have a tampon in place with the string cut off. There was one night when I really wanted FS and she removed the tampon and she was horny as Hell and it was a good night. I discarded my underpants which were quite bloody but kept my chinos pristine.

Eeeeww.

I got a brand new pair of roller skates.

never had that happen

that's just wrong.... girl should have taken the day off...

Once went home to find some red drops on my work boots. I wasn't happy.

Welcome to the club! (And yes, ick! Pants are not tampons.)

Been there done that. Obviously not a big deal for me, since the last time I got some monthly residue on my slacks I got all of the hot girlies washing me down in the ladies room which is always fun. But even I can't get away with bringing another woman's evidence accidentally back home with me. That's very very bad.

There aught to be a law against working when aunt Flo is in town.

Said before but I'll say it again-Never wear white pants to the sc. Shit, don't wear white shirts.

There's a lesson here, somewhere. Get to your favorite store and pick up a nice pair of comfortable BLACK pants.
You won't regret it.

always wear darker pants, never kahki or white

saw one dancer on stage once with a white outfit on and as she did a trick i noticed she had a spot forming. i politlely got one of the other dancers and told her about the situation. as soon as she gets off stage the dancer i told pulled her into the dressing room.

another time, at a go go bar in jersey ... dancer either had some dynimite in her panites or was on the rag cause there was def a fuse hanging down ... again told the female bartender to address the situation. btw i told the bar maid about it using the dynimite joke and she laughed enough that i got a beer on the house.

had one dancer warn me not to get a dance from another girl becuase she was "riding the cotton pony" lol

Something similar happened to me at a party where I didn't know anyone. This hot girl was grinding all over my thigh. Later this d-bag calls me out for bleeding. I almost got killed by her boyfriend who was all roided up. Oh no wait, that's a scene from Superbad...