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Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The club has hit a new...

The club has hit a new low, it was horrible and so sad how bad it was. The dancers so old and used up, no new girls no young girls. The recently have gotten Stricter…

Thee Body Shop Cabaret

Greenville, North Carolina

The club was really a disappointment....

The club was really a disappointment. I really wanted to find somewhere closer to home that was decent but this place was a roach infested crap hole. Dancers were alright nothing special at all. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went on a Friday afternoon arrived...

Went on a Friday afternoon arrived right at noon to beat the crowd and get a good seat against the wall. When I arrived the first girl just got on stage and there must…

Diamond Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Stopped by Diamond Lounge on a...

Stopped by Diamond Lounge on a Wednesday afternoon. You walk down a flight of stairs into a small club. Typical setup with a small stage behind the bar. This place has sort of a…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I decided to give PT’s a...

I decided to give PT’s a roll of the dice as I was passing through Indianapolis early in the evening. It is not far off of the interstate and located in a plaza next to…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

I had visited CJs a few...

I had visited CJs a few times in early-mid 2012 and found it a pretty fun club with a good amount of attractive dancers. I haven't been out to the area in a while but…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

I made my first visit to...

I made my first visit to the Pink Pony on a Thursday night arriving around 9pm. I had to pay 3 bucks to park (really?) in the large parking lot to the security trooper…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Wednesday afternoon visit from 1:30 to...

Wednesday afternoon visit from 1:30 to 3:30. The quality of dancers here has declined over the past years, or perhaps I need to find a different day of week. About 15 dancers present…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Very friendly. Great service, Feisty, fun...

Very friendly. Great service, Feisty, fun bartenders. Bartenders is the reason I will go back. Very sexy exotic bartender great personality. PLEASE MAKE HER DANCE. Best looking girl in the bar. Look for Teresa! She…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I usually mix up my PP...

I usually mix up my PP visits with some being at night and others during the day. I had a business meeting first thing in the morning so this latest visit was during the day.…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I went here this last Monday...

I went here this last Monday night. Club is kind of a hole in the wall and has a tiki theme. Although most of the dancers were in the 2-4 range(and fat or lots of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

This review covers quite a few...

This review covers quite a few trips over the past 6 months. I have visited most days of the week, always in the afternoon. Cover is $15 plus $5 for water. No booze at all. Physical layout…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Hands down the best club in...

Hands down the best club in NYC in terms of dancers and lap dance quality. This club is usually packed around midnight and seating can be tough so the best bet is to come around…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

I've been visiting the Harem a...

I've been visiting the Harem a couple of times a week for the past several months because I have truly enjoyed it. I've gotten to know several of the ladies at the club which…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Visited this club a few dys...

Visited this club a few dys ago. The crowd was pretty skimpy and the girls were really pushy. This club has a touch and go policy and the DJ constantly reminded you of this every…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Found myself in Austin and visited...

Found myself in Austin and visited Expose for the second time. To summarize: the club is dark - especially after coming in from the bright Austin sun. In the afternoons it is $10 dances so…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped in the club after...

I stopped in the club after 9pm on Wednesday. There were about 8-10 girls working, the girls rated between 4 and 7's with one possible 8. Most of the girls were decent enough but a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I went to this strip club...

I went to this strip club on a Friday afternoon. The cover is reasonable and they serve drinks. Inside the dancers are so so,every now and then you will see a 7 or 8. Lap…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Like stated before club is very...

Like stated before club is very hit or miss but lately seems more on the miss side of things. When I go there seems there is one girl that is probably about an 8-9…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Nice visit. The parking lot...

Nice visit. The parking lot was full. I got a beer and as I stated in an earlier review the beer is cheap. Great girls started coming i at about 4 PM. The…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It had been awhile so I...

It had been awhile so I decided to [ay a visit to the ladies in Tukwilla. The club setup is better than the last time I was there and there were many friendly and…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

When I came here you have...

When I came here you have to be buzzed in the door. Small dive club with bar and small dance area in the back. Typical brookpark road small club.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

So they have recently jacked up...

So they have recently jacked up their prices to $40 a dance. The dancers are not good looking enough for me to pay $40 a dance and their dances are also not good enough for…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Decided to try this club out,...

Decided to try this club out, it had been several months since my last trip. I really like the layout here, the bar is in the middle with 3 stages surrounding it. Every seat at…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Was in the area and thought...

Was in the area and thought I would stop in. I have been there several times and always enjoy myself. The place was dark but aren't all clubs. After my eyes adjusted…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Third or fourth visit since it...

Third or fourth visit since it opened as the Gold Club. There seems to be a lot of turnover, I have been back a couple of times because on one visit I tipped a…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

leather in lace in gastonia, NC...

leather in lace in gastonia, NC is awsome. Its got that local bar feel that I love so much. Feels very divish as well. But once I came in at 12am and I stayed until…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Hit the smile bar on Tuesday...

Hit the smile bar on Tuesday to see what was happening. This bar is typical setting of older looking kinda of area bar that you see on telephone road. It is dark and…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

After spending some time in Scarlets,...

After spending some time in Scarlets, I decided to stop off at Cheetah which is just across the road and next to my hotel I have not been here in several years.. This club was…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

I was on my way thru...

I was on my way thru the area and I had passed this club many times because I have not heard many good things about it I have always just kept on droning but decided…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It had been several years since...

It had been several years since I went to The Sands and I decided to pop in while running errands in Seattle. The basic layout seems the same. Small stage, girls standing around…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I decided to visit after seeing...

I decided to visit after seeing the positive reviews on the day shift. So I dropped the address into the GPS and followed the instructions to a neighborhood that I have not visited in more…

Road House Cabaret

Queens, New York

This clubs is mow closed. It...

This clubs is mow closed. It used to be a really decent club with great value. Most of the girls were older but there were some really hot ones. I Hope this place opens back…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

I wasin town for business and...

I wasin town for business and had a free night so i went on a tour of the area clubs. my night started at Beansnappers and frankly i wish i would have stayed here longer. Club…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Little Darlings after seeing...

Went to Little Darlings after seeing one of the shows on the strip. Cover at the door was $30. Not a lot of people in the club at 1st glance with about 5 or 6…

Sam's Hideaway

Fairlawn, Ohio

Tried my 1st visit May 2013,...

Tried my 1st visit May 2013, refered from a friend, nice bar, clean, good barmaid that was very funny, ice cold beer, one dancer, good looking blond, got a couple of dances that were ok,…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

visited Wed night and stayed from...

visited Wed night and stayed from 10:30P - 1:30A. $20 cover and mandatory coat check. Very small bar area. Dancers dance on a few small-ish stages, and there are no tip rails. Vodka Tonic $13.00.…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Been an off and on day...

Been an off and on day visitor to Crazy Horse east for a few years. I agree with some of the comments suggesting disappointing changes to the club in the last 6 months or…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

Dropped by the club on a...

Dropped by the club on a weekday afternoon about 4:00. It's dark inside and it takes the eyes awhile to adjust. The bar is straight inside the door with the main dancing stage…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Headed into Hollywood to check out...

Headed into Hollywood to check out the current Saturday afternoon girls. Parking lot was well-maintained and outdoor security greeted me at the door. No cover before 7pm. Two stages were running with about 12 girls…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

This place can be hit or...

This place can be hit or miss. Since there are a few clubs in the area (one across the street and a couple others within a mile) I usually stop in whenever I'm in…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

The place was packed. Lots of...

The place was packed. Lots of good looking girls but maybe too many customers also. The drinks are not cheap but you can negotiate almost anything you want to with the girls. All…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Man this place was packed! My...

Man this place was packed! My first trip to Vegas and I had to go to at least one SC. Got a free cover charge coupon from their website. Lots of security. Metal detector, cameras,…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

First time here and it was...

First time here and it was a decent club. Took a while to find this place, the address on my gps was off. This is further down the road by the West Bend Lakes Golf…

Platinum Horse Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Used to stop here after work...

Used to stop here after work at the end of the day shift. Been away for some time. Returned on a Tues. after work arrived about 6:pm really impressed with the number of young cuties…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Not a great looking place. Dark...

Not a great looking place. Dark as hell, actually. Dancer quality is OK. I got a dance for $25 from a cute little Asian (wish I'd seen the busty brunette on my way to the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I dont know, i heard the...

I dont know, i heard the reviews and had to check it out for myself. I brought my standard $200 for fun and left extremely happy. I paid 5 bucks to get in and they gave…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Been to Playmates 5 times in...

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always been pleasantly surprised…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

My 1st & last visit to...

My 1st & last visit to Strippers was on Sunday June 2nd, 2013 at 2:00 pm. I went through the entrance to find a small counter & another closed door so you'll not be able…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

JackFrost,Snackbox and Da juice meet up...

JackFrost,Snackbox and Da juice meet up in gastonia north Carolina last night and let me tell you Frost fuckin loves them $5 lappers lol....I never have seen a man so fuckin happy with those big…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

This is one of the best...

This is one of the best clubs I have been to. The decor is like a old western Saloon with red velvet everywhere. The cocktail waitresses are nothing to write home about but easily 80%…

Minks Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This is actually a pretty good...

This is actually a pretty good club. I like it better than Eves Tease and Bada Bing. It is owned from what I hear by the same crew that owns HiLiter and Bandaids.…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

My big ass brotha talked me...

My big ass brotha talked me into a wild nightbout and boy did I enjoy myself. Admission was 10, drinks was $3, danceswas $5 and my fun was pricless. I was the drinker of the…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I frequent these clubs fairly often,...

I frequent these clubs fairly often, and rarely am I knocked for a loop by the beauty of any of the women in the clubs..until I laid eyes on Christi! This beautiful, slightly older. MILF…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

The Playpen, though not horrible, is...

The Playpen, though not horrible, is frankly the least of the interesting clubs in the Melrose Park, Stone Park Area. The girls all look bored and frankly when you buy a lap dance, they act…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Decided to visit HB earlier this...

Decided to visit HB earlier this week during my lunch break on a Monday to see if its quality was higher than PP. But it's not even close to that level. It's unfortunately worse. I…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I went to Visions Gentlemens club...

I went to Visions Gentlemens club on Downman Road in New Orleans on June 1st 2013 . I am a local of New Orleans ... I had been to Passions .. A strip club right…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Went to this club on a...

Went to this club on a Thursday night after work. Club has your typical New York City pricing for drinks which makes going to clubs in the city a little too pricey for my taste.…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

I hesitate to say "never again",...

I hesitate to say "never again", but I may be done with this place, unless I'm out at night sometime. I stop in during the afternoon from time to time, and lately each time…

Xoticas

Laredo, Texas

Always fun here. Did my usual...

Always fun here. Did my usual hang out at the bar thing and just waited to have some fun. Well after about 2 hrs of shots and drinks with some girls I decided to take…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This place can be one of...

This place can be one of the most complicated places to club at in Houston. Sometimes the girls are there to work and make everyone happy and sometimes well... they all want to hang…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

I go here on a regular...

I go here on a regular basis because it is probably the best strip club in the entire North East WI of where I live! It is a really clean and high class club inside…

Gentlemens Club 10

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Was bored one night and decided...

Was bored one night and decided to hit the club. So i go into the doors and the cover was 15$ which wasnt bad compared to others in the area. First thing i see when…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Ok, so here's the deal. ...

Ok, so here's the deal. Club is only open from 2am to 5am after it's sister club Baby Dolls closes. Same girls dance there as dance at Baby Dolls. Cover is $20, Dances…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Have been going for awhile as...

Have been going for awhile as a place to hang and have a few beers and wait to see if some really nice girls are working. Large long bar with dancing behind the bar for…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This review will recap my last...

This review will recap my last few visits to the club. They took place on a Tuesday afternoon, Thursday evening and Saturday evening. I arrived on a Saturday a few minutes after 7…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

Stopped by on a Saturday evening....

Stopped by on a Saturday evening. The club was large, neat, clean and organized. From the outside, it seems very well maintained. Parking is adequate and free. Layout was nice, and not overly crowded. There…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

This is one place where you...

This is one place where you have everything and at the same time you feel there is something missing... There is adult video booth where gays hang out and towards the right of entrance…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

This...

This was my first time at MCR. It looks posh even from the outside. There are spaces reserved for 'valet' parking all around the building. The inside is large,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Was headed out of town but...

Was headed out of town but got delayed in Melbourne so decided to take a couple of out of town buddies to the IR for their first time. Place has been remodeled since my…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice open clean club. Not...

Nice open clean club. Not many patrons for a tuesday night, probably around 10 girls dancing, and all of them at least 7's. I went in and paid the stupid 15 for membership…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

The club is a bit minimal...

The club is a bit minimal but functional. The couches around the almost floor level stage are set up so the girls can come sit on your lap and convince you to join them in…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Club is in a sketchy part...

Club is in a sketchy part of town and the streets around the place are pretty worn. Used a pass to get in free with one drink minimum that cost $7. Got pass from a…

The Gold Club

Gonzales, Louisiana

$8 to get in. About $5...

$8 to get in. About $5 per beer more or less depends on import or domestic. Lap dances are $30/song but the dang bouncer comes in a lot, it's annoying. They have a vip room…

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For the health conscience ladies in your life!

Pass this along to them and see how it works out! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/05/semen-as-superfood-protein-shake-health-benefits_n_3389375.html

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Happy Prostitute Ads? Brazil Pulls 'I'm Happy Being a Prostitute' Ad Campaign (P

So-called "Happy Prostitute Ads" have been dropped by the Brazilian Health Ministry amid backlash and criticism for glamorizing prostitution. The online campaign in question was called "I'm happy being a prostitute." Other slogans in the campaign said, "I cannot be seen…

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Money Make Me Cum

So goes the rap song by Rick Ross (told from a chick's point of view I imagine). I think it could very well fit the role of dancer anthem. Songs starts with a chick saying the following: “… This is for the thrill…

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Does exotic dancing not pay as well as it did 10 or 15 years ago?

I was thinking, the value of the dollar has declined. There are free online web cams and as much free stuff online as you want. Guys are probably less inclined to blow big bucks on a…

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Block of Time LDs ?

Every once in a while I hear about SCs with kind of expensive per song LDs but one can get a “better deal” by buying multiple LDs or a block of time (e.g. 15 mins). To me, personally, this would…

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Who's clubbing?

Damn I've got the serious urge but not the time. Who is making the trip to the club today?

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Memorable Tip Rail Moves

Last night I was at the rail to tip a dancer I hadn't seen before. She told me to turn my chair around so my back was to the stage. She then proceeded to crawl over my head…

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Memorable Tip Rail Moves

Last night I was at the rail to tip a dancer I hadn't seen before. She told me to turn my chair around so my back was to the stage. She then proceeded to crawl over my head…

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Fun with photography.

A wealthy Upper East Side banker with a penchant for strippers was jailed for allegedly introducing one of them to his young daughter - in violation of a court order, a new lawsuit filed yesterday reveals. The New York Post reports…

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After Marry, yes or no.

So you are no longer married, what do you do now? For me, I'd rid myself of my most costly expense, my home. Not only the cost, but the time spent on upkeep is draining. Give me an apartment with few…

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Hobbies

Strip clubs are our common hobby (or obsession), but I was wondering what other hobbies people pursue. My hobbies are: 1. Reading. I'm not happy unless I have a good book. I'm currently half-way through Tolstoy's classic "Anna Karenina,"…

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what exit

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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I stopped by because I called...

I stopped by because I called in earlier to see if mya was working. at the time she was but by the time i got there around 230 on sunday afternoon she was gone. I…

Aga's Highland Tap

Boston, Massachusetts

This club isn't really a strip...

This club isn't really a strip club. It's just a bar with a small "stage" and a pole. This is right in the center of Boston right near the street. So there are a lot…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was staying at a hotel...

I was staying at a hotel nearby so decided to visit on a Friday afternoon. Like many other downtown clubs in various cities I visited, the club was rather long and narrow. The layout…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

Stopped by this club about 7pm...

Stopped by this club about 7pm and paid a $5 admission. Beers were $3 each, as it was happy hour. About 7 girls were there (ranging from 7-8). Mostly white and younger, but…

KB's Playhouse

Amarillo, Texas

The club is just...

The club is just one large room with a stage at the end and a small stage on the right. Pool tables take up the back. There isn't enough seating for how many…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

FAvorite club to go to in...

FAvorite club to go to in EP. The girls are nice, but don't come too early; they'll hound you for a dance before you can get comfortable. There is a VIP, upstairs and down, but…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Up close layout. When you...

Up close layout. When you come in island in center of club runs across the bar with two poles, one on each end. Plenty of sitting next to runway. Booth sitting next…

Club Risque

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club after moving to Winston Salem and honestly I dont know if I will look anywhere else. It is kind of out of the way from downtown and hidden…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

I was here 5/31/2013 and they...

I was here 5/31/2013 and they don't have the $5 steak special anymore (apparently gone as of last year) Also, why is this the ONLY strip club in Portland that doesn't allow you to use…

Zanzibar Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

I was visiting Toronto with some...

I was visiting Toronto with some friends and decided to check out the nightlife. Came here after hitting Dundas Sq. Place was okay, nothing that was really mind-blowing. Drinks were reasonably priced so we sat…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Right as you walk in, it...

Right as you walk in, it looks like the Roxbury. Just a grea tlooking place. Comfortable seating and not bad looking dancers. Not bad at all. Ok, maybe one or two lol Drinks are the…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Visited on a Thursday night at...

Visited on a Thursday night at around 10pm. One main stage in the center and 4 small poles in the four corners around the main stage with ample seating all around. $5 for…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Been to Pink Pony on two...

Been to Pink Pony on two occasions and each time the club was packed! Had to wait a while to find a seat. If you have never been to Atlanta, you will be surprised by…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Some of the Dancers are suprt...

Some of the Dancers are suprt hot, others should have retired years ago. Regardless of the quality of the dancer, they will also sit and talk with you awhile before asking for a Dance. One…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I can't stay at this place...

I can't stay at this place for more than an hour at a time. Uncomfortable seats, strobe lights blinding, constant buy the lady a drink hustle just zap my energy. Its good in small…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I only get to kalamzoo so...

I only get to kalamzoo so often. When i do, i go here. great girls but your money's worth is in the VIP dances. Not sure if i've noticed a big change over since the…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

This club is clean and very...

This club is clean and very nice. I stopped by on a Monday night, and was impressed by the energy of the dancers even though there were only a few customers inside. The girls are…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited last Sunday, right before...

I visited last Sunday, right before Memorial Day, and this place was packed. As soon as you walk in, there's a long stage that goes most of the length of the primary seating area, and…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

This place is getting better, but...

This place is getting better, but still has its issues, mainly management. 20 dollar cover on sat pm after 7. Certain management members cracking down on girls in the cd room. Bartenders…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

I agree with skibum's assessment. ...

I agree with skibum's assessment. Nice club. Quaint is a good description. I've been there several times and the girls are always friendly and pleasant. Tori has taken a few of…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

We've visited this club a handful...

We've visited this club a handful of times and liked all of our visits expect for our most recent one. We went on a Thursday after a concert at Rams Head Live. It seems the…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

I stopped by a couple of...

I stopped by a couple of weeks ago after a stop at Dollies. There were 4 dancers when i first got there and none were better than a four. All the ladies were…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and thought I would check this place out. Inside it is somewhat small, it is clean though and the bouncer and bartender were friendly. I was literally the…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Well another so-s0 trip to Platinum...

Well another so-s0 trip to Platinum Plus. I visited on a Tuesday and it was pretty dead...maybe 3 customers and I only saw 3 dancers. I did go with an open mind planning…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

I was visiting the area for...

I was visiting the area for a few Amy's and drove by and saw a cute young girl...yes girl.. She is barely 18..Mustang... Sitting outside he odor.. I drove up and asked if it was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

It pays to read the reviews,...

It pays to read the reviews, see what is of interest in those reviews, then PM previous reviewers for further details. I did that in this case and it helped tremendously. The prior…

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Marry? Yes or no?

sharkhunter mentioned in another topic, "My older brother told me if he had to do it over again, he would have never gotten married." Made me think. Now this is mostly for the older TUSCLers that are or have been married. Knowing…

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Interesting Dinner with SA Gal - ROB - SS?

In addition to strip clubbing, I play the SA (seeking arrangement) game. After some phone calls and texts I decided to meet A for drinks / dinner at a Steak House near where she lived. Her SA profile said she…

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Phily strip club for sale $125k

http://philly.curbed.com/archives/2013/06/04/bargain-basement-price-for-your-basic-basement-strip-club.php

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R.I.P. Deacon Jones

RIP, "Secretary of Defense" as a member of the Los Angeles Rams "Fearsome Foursome". (Defensive End, #75). Hall of Fame Inductee, and Presenter (for former coach George Allen). Outside of football, love the Miller Lite commercial he appeared in. St.…

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Do you love women or?

I don't know why i just remembered this but I did, and it kind of makes an interesting question or something to think about. Years ago on one of my first trips to the strip club with my uncle, my…

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Moose Knuckles?

Sheesh! Please tell me that I am not the last old phart tuscl regular to learn the meaning of this term as used in the current vernacular.

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T.U.S.C.L.

What was before tuscl ? Or has tuscl always been #1

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Typical strip club management

When the Cleveland Christie's cabaret dancer fell over the balcony and ended up in a coma there was some idiot manager who was more concerned about blood staining on the carpet

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Cleveland vs Columbus

I have noticed similarities between the two cities. Diamonds mens club similar to Columbus gold Christie's similar to sirens Hustler similar to Kahoots Any other thoughts on this overlap of club styles

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Justice works in strange ways.

TAMPA — An accused pimp who escaped a raft of prostitution-related charges without serving prison time is now facing two decades behind bars after authorities say he committed a probation violation by visiting a Tampa strip club. Charles Fox, 38, was…

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Attempted 2AMer

BLUEFIELD[WV] — A Mercer County man was arrested today on attempted murder charges stemming from an incident early this morning at the Sweet Dreams strip club on Grassy Branch Road outside of the Bluefield city limits. Richard Saunders, 22, of…

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Christine's Cabaret in Philly?

I heard that the owners of Cheerleaders are opening a club at the old Christine's location. Anyone have any idea when it might be opening? It's a shame to let that place go to waste.

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2 Drink Minimum

Became a regular at my favorite club and was told after a year that they have a two drink minimum. Pissed me off that in a dead club they would send a waitress over to tell me I needed…

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HIGH PRICE FOR EXTRAS

I am sort of wondering something.... living in El Paso we have access to Juarez just across the bridge. I have been to The Cabaret, Lamplighter Westside Lounge and others.... although you can get pretty much whatever you want…

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Summertime Health Hazards

Just wanted to let ya'll know I was almost killed by a common Southern Summer Health Hazard. On my way to work, I see this beautiful slender red head jogging in a pair of spandex shorts and sports bra.…

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OT:Cars Again

I was reading that thread about what you drive and got to thinking. Growing up, did you come from a station wagon family or a van family? I come from a van family. VW Bus, VW Vanagon,…

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Juice crew superpowers

What superpowers do you get as part of the Juice crew? I'm considering a formal join. You see...I'm kind of like Batman. He never formally joined the Justice League because he is a brooding loner type. But Batman also did…

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News we can use.

ATLANTA (AP) - Atlanta's city council has rejected legislation that would have forced adult entertainment clubs and shops along Cheshire Bridge Road to move within five years. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports (http://bit.ly/11Ucc8u) that Councilman Alex Wan's legislation failed by a 9…

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C'mon everybody

CHILL !

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Spending Totals

Just did a big change-over from MS Money to Quickbooks and Quicken, got all the old computer files into one place and converted them into a whopper of a spreadsheet. And here's what I learned: In the department of "adult entertainment"…

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Dancer I just met "Don't you want to take me home?"

Me, no, I live an hour away. her, well I live an hour and a half away. Ever found yourself in some kind of crazy argument with a dancer?

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My last thread went over so well . . .

Haven't heard from some of the NY members in a while, and here's why: You guys are pretty photogenic. http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/104-johns-nabbed-nassau-county-pay-sex-article-1.1361717

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its not in the glossary

What does this STD stand for ? Its not in the glossary of terms ????

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their should be a proping system ?

Thank about it you like what some one is doing or not you could go to their pafe and prop kinda like a poke that you dig them

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best pie day of my life

Dude i had the best of all 3 today 1 beef pot pie 2 keylime pie 3 hair pussy pie I had a nice meal and got to tag some stripper pussy I've been chasing for 6 months....fuckin good shit !

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Nominating Goodsoutherndude for...

Coo-el TUSCL contributor and generally nice dude! Discussion?

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What does Yoda sound like...

When he is getting a really good BBBJ?

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South Carolina Beach strip clubs.

What stripclubs in s.c. are the best? Which ones offer extras and what are the price ranges.

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Just saying hey to my juice crew people

Juice tv is up and going.....cheack out the first video of this dip shit saying hey...this could very well be a wave of new begging on tuscl:...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-gUmLi8sW8

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OK Clubber. Time to get your shit together. :)

http://www.newtondailynews.com/2013/06/03/vendor-has-different-take-on-pole-at-motorcycle-rally/anglow1/

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Ode To My ATF

Just waxing poetics- This is an ode to my ATF A beautiful lass who's ass is the best It's tight and it's taught, with just enough play It wiggles and jiggles, this and that way A bubble of booty that's truly unique That…

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Stopping by Ricks in Indy tomorrow...any dancers recommened there?

Looking to go in Ricks and have a blast. Haven't figured out who is who yet so if anyone could help me narrow it down to a few girls with a little about each girl and why you personally recommend…

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Thus it was written and shall cum to pass

In all honesty it is more belivable that we were created by a more advanced human forum that became God like and created us just like we our selves are on the verge of doing...in the near future we ourselves…

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Popeyes Chicken

I went the other day and they had 2 new specials. They now serve vegetables. One special was 2 thighs with a zukini in the middle. It was called the doggy special. The other was 2 big breasts with a…

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Furthest travel to SC

What is the furthest you've ever travelled to a strip club? So I was thinkin' and thinkin' 'til the weren't nothin' I ain't thunk and I said to myself, "self, strip clubs on Yoda's homeworld, do you think they have, hmmm?" So…

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Different Songs

I got a question for my brothers & sisters. What's your favorite music for dancers to dance too? What would you like to hear a dancer dancing too? I know that what I like to hear while…

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Time to move?

obama vs. Xi Jinping

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juice crew fans

Join me on facebook...create alse accounts on facebook and follow me on their if your a true fan and all....its a good way to stop pissing my none fan base and to grow and club and get to meet my…

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Fresh Produce

I love the cucumbers what do you enjoy from the produce department to eat out of a wet dripping pussy ?

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AIDS, herpes, STDs, & now cancer too

News like this makes me sad. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/michael-douglas-oral-sex-caused-throat-cancer-article-1.1361097 And just in case you're thinking, 'If I avoid DATY and go with BBFS instead, i'll be ok.' well then instead of oral cancer you'd end up with penile cancer. :(

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Favorite cuisine?

What is your favorite type of food to have in the strip club? I'm thinkin' and I'm thinkin' 'til the nothin' I ain't thunk... And I think that if I started a strip club that served food it would be Klingon…

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Favorite comedian

There's been a lot of the "favorite" threads going around lately so I thought I'd jump on it too, even if I'm late to the party. So who's your favorite comedian? Dave Chapelle is the man in my…

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Nice

Getting a blow job by one dancer and getting my salid tossed by another one back in the vip rooms

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Cum

What spot is your all time fave cum spot shot ? Mine is the titts

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Crazy Sloppy Joe

CSJ should go into the acranim section on tuscl cuz we all love to be crazy sloppy Joe' D !

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June 2

It's time to get that dick wet !

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Brooklyn 2AMer.

BROOKLYN — An unidentified man died after he was shot several times early Sunday while he was in the alley near Roxy's, a strip club in Brooklyn. His identity was not released pending notification of his family. The shooting occurred at…

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Churches Chicken

Know i ant no huge fella but I be goddamn if this ant the best chicken in town. I'm in the bad part of town down in the old south and this greezy ass chicken house is giving me a…

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Finally, What We've All Wanted: A Movie about the Men's Room Attendant at a St

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/head-film-review-561457

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MIAMI HEAT PLAYERS HIT STRIP CLUB THE NIGHT BEFORE GAME 6 LOSS.

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba-news-and-rumors/articles/171029-stripper-snitches-that-3-heat-players-were-at-an-indianapolis-strip-club-the-night-before-game-6 The 3 Miami players must have liked the VIP room: "I don't know what went on in there, because I left. But they must have been having a lot of fun in there because they were in the room…

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OT: Jessie Ventura/Howard Stern in 2016. Why not? :)

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura is back from his part-time home in Mexico and eagerly spreading the idea he could run for the U.S. presidency in 2016. Ventura volunteered the possibility while at Minnesota's Capitol on Friday…

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Best pick-up line

Is it; "Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"

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Is it ever wise to let the little head do the thinking?

I am faced with a dilemma next week. I have to choose between two dancers. Logistics won't allow me to do both. They both have their values and faults. Right now the big head is thinking to just flip a…

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She hates Blacks and Latinos

But she sits in the house of Christ every Sunday.

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June 1, 2013

60 years ago today, Queen Elizabeth was coronated. I remember being dragged to a neighbor's house where there was a television and made to watch the ceremony on grainy B & W TV and being told that this was a…

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OT: Religion - Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

Had the inevitable "Religion" conversation with my ATF last night and I discovered that she and I are like minded and I did manage to pry a couple of loud "Oh God's!" from her lips after her shift was over... So…

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Honesty

If your in a non extras club just do the juice system.....offer $250 in the club for OTC and increase every week or month the amount until one of thise bitches takes the bait

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SR LV

Stay away. I am reporting live from The front lines. This place sucks. Too crowded and too much bullshit. Asshole security. I understand but fuck that. Stay away. No real review needed.…

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LDK Style Protocol

So, I've never LDK'd What do you do next? Leave the club and go home and clean up? Sit with wet goo the rest of the night? Keep a spare set of clothes in your trunk?

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snackbox system

Step 1 hand her money Step 2 cum in pants

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Strippers that "harass" for tips

So a I went to a Spearmint Rhino (wasn't impressed overall and I really hated the ladies bathroom situation but I'll save that for a review) One of the dancers err... No one was really tipping her because she…

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OT. Luxor

Nothing important. Just wanted y'all to know that the Luxor smells like Play Doh.

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ROB talking SS

Many gals whether strippers, escorts, or women off Sugar Dating sites (I consider them all providers) are Rip Off Bitches. I don't pay for services not performed and try to keep pop in the 100-150 range. Certainly a…

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Bullwinkle, Clubber & all the other Asian Fetish boys

Saw this mentioned on an SW thread. Sadly this event already took place (in the LA area, i think). But there's always next year: http://asianmodelpalooza.com/blog/

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Green cards

The topic on proposals got me to thinking. Are there any strippers out there that are working in the clubs in hopes of snagging a husband so that they could stay in the country legally? I personally haven't heard of…

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Is it possible to get better with age?

Flipping thru the channels this afternoon, I ran across one if those half hour TV commercials selling a CD with songs from the 50's, 60's and 70's. It was hosted by Peter "Hollywood Squares" Marshall and Debby "You Light…

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Take a chance or sure thing?

You're heading off on a trip to a city where you have been to a SC before and had a damn good time. The club in question exceeded your expectations and you left a "happy" camper. It's been…

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Bare-to-bare contact

Thursday night I again had a couple of the finest LDs I've ever had. The girl and I bare bared our pudenda and she humped me. The first girl resisted cumming, but the second one did not; she…

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Sass on SassyBecca

I heard that SassyBecca is blowing homeless dudes, swallowing their cum, and paying them. She does this 'cos she's like Robin Hood. She takes money from rich investment bankers in the club (where she sucks cock and drinks cum for…

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Maine Zumba Instructor Gets 10-Month Sentence, $58,000 Fine

ALFRED, Maine—The now infamous Zumba instructor-cum-part-time-prostitute who plied both trades out of her Kennebunk, Maine, dance studio was today sentenced to 10 months in jail, according to the Bangor Daily News, which reported that 30-year-old Alexis Wright was sentenced to…

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Teen's $54K bar tab in Japan won't have to be paid in full

A father in Japan is breathing a sigh of relief. It turns out he won't have to pay off the insane bar tab his son ran up in 2010. The 16-year-old took his father's credit card before beginning a tour…

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ATF

Has anytime ever had an ATF call you and ask if you are coming to the club and if not she's not going to go to work tonight ?

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Club List

How many of you fellas have a to go to club list ? I have a big list of clubs I'm dying to go see

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Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham

She recently released a sextape called Backdoor Teen Mom. A question to all of the TUSCL members out there: hot or not? Would you pound that pussy? http://www.pornmaxim.com/video/5346691/Teen_Mom_Farrah_Abraham_Sex_Video

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june 1, 2013

Go down to your fav club and tell me about it

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The Fanny Pack Methoid

First you drill a whole the size of your dick in the back of the bag Second you place the bag in front of your dick and slide that monster of a cock into the bag Now go to the club and…

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Ricks Tally Ho Buffalo NY

Does anyone remember a dancer named Malibu.

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Getting hard just reading a good juicy review.

Anyone else out there get a boner when reading some of these reviews? I have to admit, my dick get's hard when I read some of these reviews, especially when the guy cums during the lapdance or get's extras.

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guezz whoooo

I b all kinds of be shitin on my face and like dajuice fucka sucks

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The Dangers of Multi-Tasking

Police: New Mexico man driving drunk while having sex crashes 8:48 AM, May 30, 2013 Associated Press FILED UNDER News Nation/World ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A New Mexico man faces multiple charges after police say he was having sex with…

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Messages Suck

I'm about to introduce my saliva to a stranger when politics hit the floor?! What the fuck?!? Keep your save the world strategies to yourselves.

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Update on San Antonio

A month ago, a judge denied the appeal by San Antonio SC owners of the City ordinance banning topless clubs (unless they go through the Sexually-Oriented Business rigamarole. This week was my first visit to San Antonio since the…

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Do you, or don't you?

If you are getting a lap dance and nothing extra has been discussed, do you stop her if she's about to make you cum, and you aren't prepared? This has happened to me twice. The first time toward the end…

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Another way to piss off your money in Vegas.

LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL There's something about a comeback that everybody loves. There's Michael Jordan leaving the baseball diamond for the basketball court, Carlton Fisk's game-winning home run in Game 6 of the World Series against Cincinnati in 1975, George Foreman putting…

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Move over JennaHaze. Hello Angelica!

http://video.xnxx.com/video3946738/free_passwords_at_www.goddessesfootboys.com_-_www.goddessesfootboys.com

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Rent Time Stampede

Been getting texts from different gals all day about meeting up. Decision time. Won't be going to any SC's this weekend, my wallet will be dented enough as is.

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Alutard 2

<i>If you don't like reading my thoughts about you & your other PRIVACY violators, you have two options to deal with it. BLOCK/IGNORE me with that button. OR simply delete the PM unread. BUT no you decide to VIOLATE the…

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68 or 69 ?

¿ 69 or 68