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Where has Juice been?

C'mon dude tell us...have you: 1. Been away in a cave getting revelations from an Archangel? 2. Touring Russia with the Bloodhound Gang? 3. Curled up in the fetal position crying like a baby? 4. In a parallel universe where JFK lived and the…

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sorry shadow

Da'juiceman is the true underground king....Follies will be all mine soon enough.....cocaine cowboys

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How flame wars start

Hey stupid dumbasses. A simple factual dispute certainly doesn't warrant the response given by Bullwinke, and jester just doesn't appear to have bothered to read anything, just assuming the first attack was Dougster's. Attacking him when he's *right* is guaranteed to…

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a emotinal word for my haters

Keep squeezing me and I'm going to juice in your face fuckas !

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the new smothered burrito from taco bell

Have you had this mouth watering slice of heaven ? I had it with my stripper friend and she fingered me in the ass

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What do do in Amsterdam?

Seems like there aren't too many reviews on this site.

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The Problem with Extras

A stripper and sex worker writes about what she sees as the problem with extras. I, on the other hand, have no problem with extras at all. http://www.thegloss.com/2013/08/05/sex-and-dating/harlotry-sex-workers-extras/

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Now you can see Ranukam's girls.

http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-30537-yes_we_went_to_the_stripper_dog_wash.html

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'Strip Clubs Save Marriages' Says Female Anthropologist, We Let Out Long Groan

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/06/strip-clubs-save-marriages_n_3712335.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-lifestyle?ncid=GEP It didn't save mine. LOL.

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Bella! Bella!

I was so happy to hear about Bella again in a recent review of Bogart's: Avatar cooperpooper Prop cooperpooper Ignore cooperpooper Send Private Message to cooperpooper Joined: Mar 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews: 5 Bogarts Lounge 30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, Michigan…

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Pity Dance

Oh what a glorious morning. I hope all of my sisters and brothers are feeling as alive and vigorous as myself. On to the subject at hand. The Pity Dance. I've heard of pl's…

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Here COMES the Judge

Judge Allegedly Pounds Gavel, Stripper: http://abovethelaw.com/2013/08/judge-allegedly-pounds-gavel-stripper/

Gold Diggers

Fresno, California

As far as strip clubs in...

As far as strip clubs in Fresno go, there are only two choices, and between Gold Diggers and City Lights, I choose Gold Diggers every time. Lets make no mistakes though, Fresno does not like…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

I went here recently to check...

I went here recently to check it out as I'd never been before. This club was much smaller than I had imagined it would be. They have the strip club and also a restaurant, they…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

love this place. I don't go...

love this place. I don't go at night because there is actually a line to get in. got inside and got the hightop against the mirrored wall. a tight ass brunett with c cups gave…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I decided to stop by one...

I decided to stop by one early afternoon since this place is relatively close to my work. When i walked in my first thought was that it didn't look like a strip club. It was…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Yea! I hit it on a...

Yea! I hit it on a good night. I was at the bar and a nice blond girl sat down and ended up putting her hand on my crotch like it was nothing. I asked…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

first time here. girl dancing on...

first time here. girl dancing on one stage. two hot girls out of 10. most girls looked like they were with regulrs. lots of people standing around and not much table dancing action. I was…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

I found this club online and...

I found this club online and when I got their I was one of 3 people in the club. kind of weird at first but a decent girl who was drunk as shit straight up…

The Spot

Canton, Ohio

Stopped by here after a visit...

Stopped by here after a visit to the Ruby Saloon. It took a long time there to get dances from only two girls working so I decided to come and try the spot again. When…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I was visiting Dallas again. This...

I was visiting Dallas again. This time i timed and also booked the hotel room very closeby. I could walk from my hotel room. I did not want to get caught drunk driving after. Went…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

I was bored on a Sunday...

I was bored on a Sunday night and I looked up some local stop clubs near me and this place popped up and another one called villa theater. I drive by villa and they were…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What can I say that hasn't...

What can I say that hasn't been said before. Was in Vegas for the weekend and stopped in my favorite club in all of the US. No where else can you see so…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Maybe things are different at night,...

Maybe things are different at night, but during the day this place seems to be a graveyard. One of the dancers explained to me that since it is in a business area, many patrons come…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Ok so the club is older...

Ok so the club is older and kind of run down. the grils are young and pretty hot. there was a group of guys doing a web show in one corner i think…

Showtime Club

Waco, Texas

So I was in Waco this...

So I was in Waco this week and hasn't even considered going here. The last review on here is from over 3 years ago, and I just figured this club has closed down. Well, I…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

For whatever reason, Club 205 has...

For whatever reason, Club 205 has one of the best looking lineups in the Portland area. I've never seen a dancer here that wasn't at least a 6. Plenty of 7s and 8s. I'd put…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I last checked a strip club and I got about 2 hours to kill so I decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino. It was a little packed…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

This club is a great alternative...

This club is a great alternative to either the MA clubs or the ones in Providence. The clubs in Providence are nice and most people have a fine time, however, there is an element attached…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I hadn't been to 4-Play in...

I hadn't been to 4-Play in a number of years, but I was stuck in that area with a couple of hours to kill, so I figured why not try it again. I'm glad I…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Now this club is as ghetto...

Now this club is as ghetto as they come but overall a good time can be had. One of my coworkers took me to this place and I thank him for that. Drinks are not…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Went for the first time since...

Went for the first time since they changed over. The drink specials are great and the atmosphere is a little better. would recommend if you need something to do on a week night.Didn't try the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wen in here on a Thursday...

Wen in here on a Thursday and Sunday night. Seems like all the hotter girls come in after 10pm on those days. The layout is still the same. Stage in the back of club and…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Texas strip clubs are usually awesome....and...

Texas strip clubs are usually awesome....and the Men's Club doesn't disappoint. Was in Houston for a 3 days of work training and of course had to visit a few clubs. There must of been a…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went in a Saturday night few...

Went in a Saturday night few weeks back, entry is $30 and you get a standard pat down before entering the club. The club itself is HUGE, its more like a warehouse, with two low…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A group of us have gone...

A group of us have gone to spearmint rhino Super Bowl Sunday the last few years and had a blast. (it should have its own review.) we decided to check…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Friendly atmosphere. Down steps from...

Friendly atmosphere. Down steps from the street so not sure what you are going to. Sat down at end of bar, and an outgoing dancer, mid 30's apparently as I was to find out…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Heard club was on the comeback...

Heard club was on the comeback trail by the owners of the Sundowner. Stopped by about 9:00pm. Eerie as when we rolled up the sign was not lit and the club dark. The parking lot…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Don't normally visit on Friday but...

Don't normally visit on Friday but my schedule allowed on this particular week. I was pleasantly surprised to find my ATF there. Hadn't seen her in quite a while. We immediately went…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

As a female, I really enjoy...

As a female, I really enjoy going to Savannah's regularly with my boyfriend. The club is very couples friendly, with both the couples cover and dances being a nice deal. The club itself is much…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

A couple of day ago a...

A couple of day ago a few of my buddies and me decided to stop in and have a couple of drinks after work, while enjoying the show. Christie's is a high end cabaret…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is a good club.....but I...

This is a good club.....but I would hit up others in the area before coming back here. Here the hustle is big and the $10 + $9 soda is a joke. (when…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Providence (in my opinion) I have never had much luck or fun at the others. Desire is a regulars club and they ignore you if they do not know…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I've been to this club many...

I've been to this club many times now. I like the stage side interaction you can have with the dancers for a $2-$5 tip. Beer is reasonably priced at $5 for a 16oz draft. Lap…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Stopped in after a trip to...

Stopped in after a trip to sister club midway invader. Wanted to see what has happened to the old treasures club. There was no cover nice! but the place was packed to the brim. We…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

I have been to Tequila's a...

I have been to Tequila's a handful of times all on Friday and Saturday nights. I paid $8 to enter each time. The club itself could use a little clean-up, it is a little…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I decided to try the Rhino...

I decided to try the Rhino Friday afternoon instead of visiting my usual haunt, DVCO . There were only a few PL's and only five or six dancers. The names I remembered were…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

once again i hit up the...

once again i hit up the ol' midway, it had been awhile since my last visit but i'm gonna be honest, the moment i set foot inside it was like nothing had changed a bit.…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

I been to this club before...

I been to this club before it was remodel and it was nasty. SR definitely classed this place up. Cover is any where from $3 to $10, depending on the time and day. The…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

If you could pick one word...

If you could pick one word for this club it would be "consistent." I have visited several times in the afternoon, the last about 3 weeks ago. Pretty much the same dancers there…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Stopped by Jens on a Wednesday...

Stopped by Jens on a Wednesday night aroundn10pm. Several patrons and stools around bar nearly full. There were a few undesirables and a few acceptables offering dances. There was no knockouts. Had several dances…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

I've been hear multiple times and...

I've been hear multiple times and always have had a good time. While you're expected to tip each time a girl comes around it is rare to see people throwing bills on stage (at least…

John's Hot Spot

Ypsilanti, Michigan

This place is very hit and...

This place is very hit and miss. I've been a couple times when there were a few hot girls but mostly they average about a 3 on a scale of 10. If you like cheap…

Baby Platinum

Derby, England

I'm a international lap dancer so...

I'm a international lap dancer so I know my strip clubs. I worked here for one night only as a break from my regular club in Nottingham. If I'm rating this club from a dancers…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

If you are into Latinas and...

If you are into Latinas and the some black girls this place will work. I dont usually go to Bronx places since I dont live around there, find the Manhattan clubs have more attractive girls…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Went there on a Monday or...

Went there on a Monday or Tuesday in mid-July (sorry forgot the exact date) around 1:15pm or so. I was one of only 2 or 3 customers in the place. Most of the girls were…

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

In town for business and since...

In town for business and since staying in the area decided to visit priviledge. Big mistake and waste of an hour no dancers dancing everyone looked scared of their own shadow. I think…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Only 2 dancers and I was...

Only 2 dancers and I was only Customer. Average face and body for both. One of the dancers was also the waitress and bartender. Options were 40/dance, 120/3-4 songs in a VIP room with a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I happened by in the late...

I happened by in the late afternoon on a Monday in June and stumbled into the after effects of the PP golf outing. There were girls everywhere and most were pretty hot. Some…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Great club, well worth the drive....

Great club, well worth the drive. It will cost you a lot of singles, but worth it in the end. They finally got a new chair in the lapdance room. It is a unique place,…

Bikini Beach Lounge aka Beaches Gentlemens Club

Jacksonville, Florida

For anyone who has ever been...

For anyone who has ever been there before, they will understand. I have been going there when I Amin town on business. There is a 3 dollar cover charge and the decor has not changed…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Came here on a lark on...

Came here on a lark on a tuesday. I guess they must have just opened up because there were only 2 dancers there, and only 2 Patrons (including myself). While I've had great success at…

The Chase Lounge

Dover, Delaware

Stopped by on a whim one...

Stopped by on a whim one Saturday night around 10 pm. The place is small, and hasn't changed much since the new ownership. It is located in a strip mall with little parking, but the…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

the outside of this club looks...

the outside of this club looks like a warehouse its not flashy like Dejavu but when u go inside its not your typical club. there is lke a lobby before u actually go inside. nice…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Stopped by here for my first...

Stopped by here for my first time around 5pm. There were two girls; one dancing and the other on her phone. The one dancing was a 4 and the one the the phone a 6.…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Went to the pleasure dome for...

Went to the pleasure dome for my bachelor party. Had a good amount of girls there and I would say it was 50/50 between attractive and non attractive. They had a nice shower show going…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

I stopped in on a early...

I stopped in on a early Friday evening with a buddy. Physically, it is one of the nicer clubs in Akron, albeit small. As many reviewers have said, this place is either hit or miss.…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

After attending a stag party that...

After attending a stag party that had some entertainment, my friends and I weren't ready for the night to be over. This was a favorite of one of the guys, so we all went…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cheetah's is always my favorite spot...

Cheetah's is always my favorite spot to go in Vegas. There always seems to be the new "hot club" everytime I go out there, but I end up at Cheetahs almost every time. Cheetahs is…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Back in town on business and...

Back in town on business and over the years this has become the go to club in the area. It seems to be the safest area of WP, which is not saying much but…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon...

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks back. Club was easy enough to find. Plenty of parking available. Paid the cover, think 5 or 10 bucks, and sat at the bar.Only about 7…

Big Daddy's 2

Kokomo, Indiana

After leaving Hiphuggers I venture over...

After leaving Hiphuggers I venture over to this club. I should have taken the clue from the parking lot with only 4 cars but I decided to move ahead. 3 dancers 1 bartender…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

A rare Monday visit to the...

A rare Monday visit to the IS after a longer than normal weekend to New Buffalo....made my way into "This IS IT"...arrived around 10:00pm and after the free admission with smartphone coupon..was whisked inside....ah the…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

***This place is now called Sheer*** This...

***This place is now called Sheer*** This is my local spot, right down the street, and while being very hesitant at first to go I've gone a few times since. Basically its nothing special, but…

Sugar Daddy's

Cloquet, Minnesota

Sugar Daddy's - Scanlon has quite...

Sugar Daddy's - Scanlon has quite possibly the nicest club atmosphere in northern Minnesota. The club is clean, there are lots of comfortable chairs, the tables are covered in linen, and the non-dancing staff usually…

Club Sinsations

Macon, Georgia

good value awesome wings and burgers...

good value awesome wings and burgers Fridays and Saturdays I also have a barbecue pit outside the girls are really friendly and for the most part talented there are 4 fully functioning pool tables private…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

This was my first time in...

This was my first time in Ohio. I was there last Saturday/Sunday for the Pro Football Hall of Fame ceremony. It was a great time and if you've never been- you should definitely make it…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

I went to this spot on...

I went to this spot on a Friday night around 7pm and there were a few nice women in the club. There weren't too many guys there and a couple of the dancers said that…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I've been to S.I a few...

I've been to S.I a few times, and while it isn't a good replacement for my former favorite club in Springfield, it does an okay job. Different than most clubs in the area, the girls…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I stop by this club several...

I stop by this club several times a year and it is always worth the trip. The club is on the outskirts of Milwaukee and sort of out in the country, even though it is…

Airport Strip

Brampton, Ontario

I was at the airport area...

I was at the airport area early waiting for my flight so checked this place out. I wasn't too impressed as there were not too many girls around. Regardless got a drink to…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few time now and I can say my experience is always positive. My favorite time to go is at lunch. You can get a mediocre sandwich and fries for $3,…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a monday evening. Good vibe but felt a little small. Got an energy drink after entering. Sat down. Within the first five minutes I was approached by a few dancers.…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Was in taking a break from...

Was in taking a break from a business trip and found this place to be ok for a short break. There were 3 ladies available and 2 were just ok one was great.…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Very nice club , it was...

Very nice club , it was my first time going and I pass it up everyday , Monday I finally decided to check it out and wow , i felt comfortable there. To begin their…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Great place.....on 1 floor surrounding the...

Great place.....on 1 floor surrounding the dance floor. This means you can scan all the ladies just by walking around the bar circle on the same floor. There are usually 5 - 6…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Visited PS on a Friday afternoon....

Visited PS on a Friday afternoon. Not very crowded at all. Only 2 or 3 dancers on shift and about as many customers. This is an incredibly laid back place because it…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

The best thing about this club...

The best thing about this club is how neat and gorgeous looking the whole place is. I wasn't also worried about parking since there was a security guard waiting out side and chcking things. After…

Secrets World Class Cabaret

Davenport, Iowa

I was at this club the...

I was at this club the first day it opened and had a bad experience with one of the dancers (Jade) so never went back. Even the club owners at that time pushed hard to…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Went to the club with my...

Went to the club with my wife to get her her first lap dance. Sat at the bar for more than an hour and talked to no one but the bartender. Beer was…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Tuesday afternoon, and ended up staying for about 4 1/2 hours. The club itself is absolutely first class. I think it is nicer than the other higher end clubs…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

This club is a great stop...

This club is a great stop if you're heading north from chicago. I've stopped in a couple times for a dance or two. I highly recommend doing the three-song package for $90, girls…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So you start with no touching,...

So you start with no touching, no lap / or even private air dances. That would take the steam out of anyone's engine. But all dc clubs have that problem. What they…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

This was my first time ever...

This was my first time ever a strip club. Walked in and paid 11 dollars entrance since it was during the morning. First thing I did was sit down, and a mexican girl offers to…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

When I visited Bare Exposure, I...

When I visited Bare Exposure, I passed some police excitement at a club down the street, and someone mentioned that there'd been a stabbing. So this was incentive to visit this club instead. There is…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Definitely your best bet in the...

Definitely your best bet in the area. First of all, this place can get pretty crowded pretty easily. That's not to say there isn't enough room, but I was there on a Tuesday after a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I've been back here a few...

I've been back here a few times since my last review in '11. I really like this club alot. I've only been during the early afternoon, shortly after opening, so I can't speak to the…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Stopped overnight in Lexington after a...

Stopped overnight in Lexington after a trip to Atlanta. Unfortunately I let my VIP expire on here so I couldn't read any reviews of the Lexington clubs, so I was going in kinda blind. Got…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I was in the Youngstown area...

I was in the Youngstown area for the first time on a recent Friday and took the opportunity to visit the notorious Palace in the Pines, home of amazingly cheap high-mileage private dances. The…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJ's is a big club. ...

AJ's is a big club. It contains a large rectangular stage surrounded by a bar. There were 3-4 dancers on stage rotating every 15 minutes. The dancers were all very beautiful. A few were…

Dragon West

Lawton, Oklahoma

My fiance and I are regular...

My fiance and I are regular customers, tonight we tried to go in and have some fun, but Kim wouldn't let him in for the correct price. He is 23, but doesn't look like it.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I had called the Spearmint Rhino's...

I had called the Spearmint Rhino's limo service on a slowish weekday having been to the Hustler Club the night before. I went alone to both. The difference between the two places could not be…

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The Greatest Strip Club Story Ever Told

I have had some great experiences such as the sisters in the vip room at the Penthouse club but I heard this one from my won't do extra's with me dancer and thought I would share. I did a quick…

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favorite blond pornostar

what is ur favorite blond pornostar and have u ever got a lapdance fron a stripper that loooks like her?? or maybe from her if she is a feature dancer??

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Prices

What's the average price in your area for: Lap Dances, or extras like HJ, BJ, ect...

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Feature Dancers, whats up with that?

So I see Alexis Texas is coming my way for some dancing this weekend. I've avoided feature dancers before, largely because I don't want to deal with the larger crowds and the obviously higher door fees that are associated…

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Which nj club has best VIP room for the money

Hi trying to find a club in nj which has best VIP room experience mean to say where the girls are ready to do some extra any experience plz share..ready to spend 300 to 500$

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Strip Club Employees Report Armed RobberyStrip

Two employees of Stimmelator's Gentlemen's Club in North Webster[IN] were allegedly held up at gunpoint Saturday night. According to a North Webster Police Department report, the employees, who were not identified, said a male subject pointed a handgun at them in…

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I wish I could get paid to jack off.

Evidence Octomom scammed tax payers is growing faster than Lauren Silverman's belly ... after authorities turned up more proof of possible welfare fraud ... thanks to pay stubs from her masturbation porn. TMZ broke the story ... the L.A. County…

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Detroit or Tijuana?

For those of you who have been to both of these cities, which city would provide the best strip club entertainment? I've been to TJ numerous times but never to the Motor City. Oh…

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Curious about wives

Being married myself, I'm curious how many of you have wives/girlfriend. If you do, do they know you frequent strip clubs and how do they feel about it. My wife doesn't know and I'm not sure how should would react…

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cheer up nickifree

the world really isnot that bad nikkifree. are u a dancer or a guy who liks strip clubs? I also dont rly like the butt shakin but i do like the buttsex. if your a dancer an u like…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

I was back in SAT for...

I was back in SAT for a quick trip en-route to SoCal. I was hungry and wanted to eat something so PTs was a natural choice. This is generally not a club where you have…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I wa nt to treasures...

I wa nt to treasures on a Saturday night with a buddy of mine. We didn't get there until about 4 o'clock morning but there were still on girls there. The parking lot was…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

In my opinion Bare Assets is...

In my opinion Bare Assets is by far the best SC in Key West. I also enjoy the friendly party atmosphere at Red Garter, but the when it comes to talent, there is really no…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Stopped in for my first visit...

Stopped in for my first visit to the relatively new club shortly after noon on a recent Monday. It really is hard to find. GPS for the club's address actually leads you to downtown West…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Took a trip out to Horizon...

Took a trip out to Horizon and decided to stop in to the Bird after a six month or so hiatus. I used to go on Sundays quite a bit because they were the most…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Only a few girls during the...

Only a few girls during the day, club is very low energy. It was very dead when I walked in...bartenders are friendly. Mostly overweight girls during the day but to each…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cheetah is a mainstay on my...

Cheetah is a mainstay on my rotation of clubs. Quality and level of crowds definitely vary based on the season, but overall it is a consistently good club. On my most recent visit, i enjoyed…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

On Thursday, they have half-hour laps...

On Thursday, they have half-hour laps for $100 and a lot of other discounted dances so the place was packed...with dancers. Not so packed with customers. So you had a lot of girls…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I used to love Hawaii Theater...

I used to love Hawaii Theater and everything about that club. I was sad when it closed down. Once Monarchs opened up, I thought maybe the same owner decided to change the name in order…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I've been to VIP around four...

I've been to VIP around four times now and the thing that stands out the most to me is how friendly the dancers are. Some of them get straight to the point - do you…

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Survey Results

I can't say I am surprised, if for no other reason the vast numbers from which to choose. The most votes any single woman received was 3, with many at 2. Many of the women I had to Google to…

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Rampage? Damn Right. It's 5th of Novemeber for Me.

I want the Gentlemen's Club days of the mid to late 90's. I'm tired of the booty shakin thug ho's. It's time for a change. It was better for most customers and better (money wise) for…

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If reincarnation was real and you could keep some memories into the next life, w

I'm watching a tv show where some young kids supposedly remember dying in past life tragic accidents like the Oklahoma bombing or 9-11 or a fighter plane. If it was real and you could remember, what would you want to? I think…

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This ho blames racial discrimination for not getting hired at an upscale strip c

So this fat ho thinks discrimination is why she can't get hired at an upscale club. And naturally, StripperWeb thinks she is being discriminated against. http://chaturbate.com/marleygotboobs/ These women in strippeweb must live in a different world. Lord knows if they…

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What happened to the Rock n' Roll / Alternative music dancers?

All I see are booty shakin ho's. Fuck em. Where are the rock n' roll dancers or even alternative dancers? Where can I get a decent lapdance anymore? All that is available is air dance shake your…

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Mexican Dancers - Why do all these white men with money won't white girls and n

Take your booty shakin shit to black clubs and make money. You are not desirable.

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Get rid of thug ass ho's and the money will return to strip club.

Just get white girls who don't dance like black girls. Get rid of the thug music. The money will return to strip clubs. I blame the latest generation of Mexican girls for bringing the gettho shit to strip…

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Dancer banter and other skills to learn in SCs

Going to strip clubs has helped me be able to talk to beautiful women without being as nervous. Dancers come up to you and strike up a conversation and soon you are engaging the conversation as well. They flirt mercilessly…

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StripperWeb - Calling black men Porch Monkeys is Ok, Calling black women Ho's no

That pussy whipped Yoda who runs the site is just that. Its okay for black dancers to call black men porch monkeys. But good lord almight, dont ever revfer to black dandcers as ho's.

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I want to fuck my wife in a private room while a stripped watches

I really get turned on by the idea of another girl watching me fuck my wife. Does anyone have any advice on whether or not this is feasible? The scenario in my head is she gets naked with the stripper…

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Responsible Reviews

There have been a number of folks on here who have complained about shill and other junk reviews posted by "1 and 1" types. However, these reviews don't really bother me too much as they are easy to skim…

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Who do girls say you look like?

I asked before, but there's a lot of newer posters now. Me? I've heard Tommy Lee Jones a few times.

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Market Street Cinema Ghosts

So who watched Ghost Adventures investigate the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco? Sounds like two PLs/Bouncers are sticking around even after death! (One was a thief too.)

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Illegitimate sex

Why is it that the sex you're not supposed to be getting generally so much better than sex that you are supposed to be getting (from a spouse or serious relationship)? Yes, the stripper or escort 30 years younger…

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Photophobia

Sun glasses in a strip club? Unless you're LeBron or D Wade. WTF???? With my ATF Happy clubbing boys and girls

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Song/ performance actually a distraction?

Most of us visit clubs to watch and appreciate naked beauty. Though there are a couple of scenarios where I am distracted. 1 when there's any of my fav rock/ metal song playin. There are a few very close to…

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From a recent review for Oasis Goodtime Emporium in Atlanta.

"Then it got weird, they cleared all the stages and had strange fire eater act on the main stage. So we had that nonsense for 15 minutes. Went to take a piss, and on the way back to our table…

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Edward Snowden

Candybro's post about the Russian hooker site made me think...is Snowden getting a lot of hot Russian tail? That would be seriously coo-el! I hope they give Snowden the Nobel Peace Prize. Or he should at least get the "free access…

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Stag party strippers

My ATF has been working stag parties every Saturday night and making very good money. Last week she worked two one hour shows and made $1300. The second show included some girl on girl action with DATY followed by a…

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Favorite porno??

what is your favorit porno guys?? My favorite type of porno are one with A2M and with gangbang that have both black guys and white guy. especially if it is a rly hot blond girl that is pretty small like Bree…

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OTC & A Lifeless Performance

While contemplating whether I should drive to the COI and check out either Synn again or Monarch's for the first time or stay local and hit up Tropical Lei, I get a phone call. An intriguing phone call.…

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Missing girl from Boston found dancing at Providence strip club

PROVIDENCE — A 15-year-old girl missing from Boston was found dancing at a strip club in South Providence — accompanied by a convicted sex offender who's served time for running a teen prostitution ring, according to the Providence police. Another 15-year-old…

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Molested and Harassed

I was molested and harassed in a strip club today. When I sat down at my table I saw on stage a black dancer named Lola who I haven't seen in a couple years. Sometimes I used to get dances…

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Proposed New Acronym: ATFSF

All Time Favorite So Far

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Not expected

So my ATF has flaked out on me. My CF I have seen 3 times in the club when I ask if she will see me outside the club for a private show (notice I did not say OTC) and…

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I thought I could resist

So I've been seeing my ATF OTC for a little bit now. The reason I came to the board was to look for some advice navigating from seeing this girl at the club to the OTC experience. So…

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What? No massage parlor?

If cops get their way, Canoga Park's Xposed strip club will close for good Los Angeles police are looking to shut down a strip club and bar complex in Canoga Park they say has become a nuisance and a magnet for…

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Social Security Checks and Strip Club Trips

I stood in an unusually long line today to get my banking done. When I finally made it to the teller, she informed me that the reason for the backup is that Social Security checks came in today.…

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Underwater strip club.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/underwater-strip-club_n_3696284.html

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It's Friday the 2nd, August 2013!

Who's clubbing today?!? If all goes right, I'll be doing some early evening clubbing. Who's clubbing with me?

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MARTINSBURG WV

MARTINSBURG - The Berkeley County Sheriff's Department is investigating an early morning shooting Thursday at a strip club that sent two people to the hospital with life-threatening injuries. Police said that at about 3:11 a.m. Thursday, sheriff's department patrol units responded…

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What's The Closest Drive To A Strip Club

From where I currently live, it's an 8 mile drive, 15 minutes, to the closest sc. Not bad.

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im not juice. im just having fun. no hate bros

I havent been on in a coupla days so Ive been reading posts and I saw that shadowcat thought i was Juicebox69 an that juicebox69 was also pootie an the fat hooker woman. Im honestly not juicebox69 or pootie. you…

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Oh my gosh.

Police arrested two women for prostitution after an undercover sting at an Oshkosh strip club Wednesday night. The sting took place at Naughty Girls, 2116 Jackson St., between 6 p.m. and midnight Wednesday, according to the Oshkosh Police Department. Police arrested two…

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Wildcatting: A Stripper's Guide to the Modern American Boomtown

A stripper writes about dancing in Williston, North Dakota. http://www.buzzfeed.com/susanelizabethshepard/wildcatting-a-strippers-guide-to-the-modern-american-boomtow My favorite line: "There's Diablo Cody winning an Oscar, and here I am in Williston, 31 years old and shaking my ass for guys with dollar bills in their mouths. What…

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Club rankings

Just curious, how often are the top 10, top 100 club rankings on this site updated? Once per week, monthly?

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Tighter San Jose Strip Club Regulations Proposed

A San Jose city councilman wants restrictions on a proposed downtown gentlemen's club. With the prospect of a strip club in downtown San Jose looming -- and with the proposed Gold Club already possessing some of the proper permits -- a…

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Jennifer Aniston Unleashes Her Inner Stripper in "We're The Millers" Trailer

The red band trailer for We're The Millers features the worst (and probably the only) fake family vacation ever. The raunchy comedy has Jason Sudeikis playing a drug dealer who's hired to smuggle pot across the Mexican border. To…

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Westbrook strip club was financed by drug money, court docs say

WESTBROOK – Nearly three years after the closing of a cabaret club in Westbrook, the former police chief said the city was right to be concerned about the operations taking place behind the closed doors after a court case determined…

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Tipping on Takeout

NFL quarterback Drew Brees has recently been criticized for leaving a small tip. $3 on a bill of of 74.41. Cheap, huh? But wait - it was a take-out order. Is it standard practice to tip on take-out?…

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Mkay

I cant do dis no mo, Chilli Palmer Keeps sendin meh PM's about how much he wants mah Dick and dat he lurks in Da Clubs Lookin Fo Potential Rape Victims, He wants Da Guys!!!! Not Da Girls!!!! I'm Scurred...Y'all…

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To snip or not to snip?

In the Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton wrote a detailed account of how she and her husband arrived at a decision about whether to circumcise her newborn son. Barton and her spouse pored over studies tracking penile cancer and urinary…

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For Bullwinkle and the other Asian Fetishists

Asian Girlz, probably one of the most racially insensitive yet funny videos I've seen in a while: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0zlkB-s_Vk#at=100

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Who's Larry?

A new 24-year-old stripper came to my home last night. After banging her in missionary position, I requested a change to doggy style. As I'm about to enter her, I see tattooed on her ass, in a fancy…

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What do u tell OTC girl to dump her.

You want to dump off OTC girl a for girl b bc girl n gets u off better. How do u get Rid of girl a who is calling / texting u all the time.

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Are Bolt On's Colder?

I spent quite a bit of quality time with a dancer with beautiful enhanced 38 DD's and I couldn't help but notice they were much colder than the rest of her body (lots of two way contact!). Is this normal?…

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kissing durring a lap dance

on the last lap dance I had, the dancers lips kept coming close to mine like she wanted a kiss. This happened maybe 6 or more times over the course of 2 songs, then at the very end she lightly…

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Oh Ranacam

CHillay Don Tol May He want a Taste Of My Wa Ta Tah.....He Say I make Him Hornay....SEPATOWN

Vegas, gambling and strippers (or how to make your money last a few days)

Las Vegas is a top destination for strip clubs. They not be the best clubs in the world but they're huge and are filled with hundreds of mostly naked women. The clubs and the strippers are experts at getting all your money. But Vegas has much more happening, 24 hours a day, and gambling is at the top of the list. Gambling and strippers just seem to fit together. It works for Vegas so, I thought it may work here at tuscl. While there are many ways to lose your money, craps is the most fun of all table games and you'll get the best chances of winning in the casino. It can be played alone but is really great at…

Losing Favorites

I like having favorites at my regular clubs, which are primarily the HiLiter and Bourbon Street in Phoenix. The thrill of the hunt for new talent is still there, but I enjoy going in and spending time with my regular favorites and getting to know them over time. I think familiarity also builds trust which makes LDs seem more relaxed and intimate. I've learned in the past not to get too emotionally attached to dancers, but it's still tough when you lose a favorite and realize you will probably never see them again. I've learned to take the loss of a favorite from time to time in stride, but my experience over the last month has been worse…

Breastaurants

I know that some of this has been hashed out on here before but a recent business trip gave me the opportunity to compare several contenders in the field of dining known as breastaurants. I have also added another large chain as a kind of control and comparison . First up is the Tilted Kilt. It is a Celtic pub looking place, wide selection of beers, no tramp stamps or tatts in evidence on the staff. I'm not sure if that is official policy or it was just too small of a sample to know for sure. Short skirts (the kilt), low cut white crop tops showing off the midriff region was…

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Fight Da Privay

Noboday Findin Pootay Funnnay...Dat Make Me Not so Hornay, Buh Hay, Wha Can I Say??? Sepatai, How many you Damies get mad Wa Da Tah in Da Privay??? Pootay roll up in the Sepatown and dem dillies be all over…

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Lap dance climax

The lap dance I got today, that I spoke of in my earlier post was very good. Lots of 2 way contact. I was very turned on and felt like if I went just a little longer I would have…

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San Diego clubs

Will you give me your recommendations for the best clubs with the most mileage.

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How do I know when one dance is over?

I stoped by a club on my way home today to scout it out. I didn't have much cash on me and didn't plan on spending much but then I was approached by a dancer that was a 9 as…

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Google voice

A recent discussion about giving out your phone number to strippers got me thinking. With using Google voice I can not receive a pic so I end up giving my real number to some. Has anyone figured out how…

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Looking for a dancer - Naomi

Hey fellow TUSCL members! I'm hoping someone has seen this dancer. Physical Attributes: approx 5'9" without heels, long wavy brunette hair (extensions), late 20s to early 30s, curves in all the right places, bolt ons (but a very good job) caucasian,…

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Serious topic: Tone, moderation, etc.

A few thoughts about recent threads discussing the tone of the discussion board and (at least for some posters) calling for moderation: 1. MODERATION: Shadowcat spoke against moderation and cited the 1st amendment. Chill Palmer disagreed, stating that the 1st amendment…

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One night only

Just say you got a free plane ticket to travel anywhere in the U.S. but you had to come back the following afternoon. Which club/city would you really like to visit that you have read or heard about and thought to…

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talk about rhubarbs. LOL.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1375251194

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How have you replied when a dancer asks you for your telephone number?

I had a dancer ask for mine last Sunday. She said just so that she could call me to see how I was doing. I have also had several others in the past that have asked for it for the…

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Lust

Hey Y'all, I'm planning on going to club lust. I'm wondering if extras can be had. IE bbfscip,bbfs,bbbj,cfs?

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Lunch

So I went to one of my great lunch places. An Italian pub with great burgers. One of the managers in there is a decent looking blonde with huge tits that i always fantacize about playing with. I usually sit…

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After hours parties at strip clubs?

I've heard talk of after hours parties at strip clubs but never attended one. Anyone have any reports--- what happens at the club when the doors are locked to the public? I'm not typically a night owl so…

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Moderator and comments

There has been talk about a moderator needed on this site. I can say, this is a pretty tame site compared to other mainstream sites. For example, huffingtonpost.com has comments of the most vile sort - I won't even repeat…

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It's national orgasm day so be sure to visit your favorite club.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/31/female-orgasm-facts-improve-your-sex-life_n_3680964.html

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ATF said I saw her too often!?

Tonight was one of the weirder nights in my clubbing experience. I had a crush on this dancer two months ago in a club I did not usually go to. Since then I frequented this club every week whenever I could…

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Wy Awl Da Animositay

All Pootay Wan Do Is Exprez Da Luv For Bootay, I'm a pone tony, No Need For any of Dat Ranacam. Peeple Ornfuze Pootay Wit Juicay or Canday...What's the Dabble Dee? Yall sum bad biddies who cant Canapam on da…

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Snaking

Went to my favorite dive SC recently on weekday afternoon. Took my fav to VIP which is basically a long couch all the PL's sit in. The couch has no partitions and no privacy. To my surprise the couch was…

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Hello tusclers

Folks, just joined today. Thought of sayin Hi... Been reading reviews and discussions for quite some time. Thank you for all the wisdom, stories and above all for the entertainment.

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Plus Size Strip Clubs

im 23 years old with four kids we have no where to go... im willing to relocate anywhere... i need fast cash and a stable place for us to live... im looking for a plus size strip club or to…

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Who's in a SC right now???

At shooters alley in ATL. Anyone else? Wwhere u at?

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Happy 30th Birthday

Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.