Stripper Lingo

tumblingdiceSouth Carolina
I went to the movies..........................OTC.
Phone ringing off the hook...It's west coast Mike.
He's just a friend...............Pays my mortgage.
He's harmless...................Gave her multiple.
My father loves me.......................Disowned.
She's very pretty....God I want to go down on her.
I'm sure some of you swabs can add to this so have at it.
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last commentlol hilarious.
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I don't do that................I will for the right $$$$'s.
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Yesterday was busy but tonight is slow...Gimme your moneeee!
I've probably heard "it's been slow" or something of the sort every time I club. Chalk it up to the nature of the threat.
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He's a nice guy........... The old creep spends money on me
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Oh, it's so big.............Give me more money!
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SEPATOW-Miss Da Nizzay an Dem Demies Kno Ya Meanz Buiznay....Wa Da Tow
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dead on bullwinkle
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Bull hits it out of park.
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Going to bathroom ......... doing lines of coke
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I need to go to the doctor - you wouldn't happen to be a drug dealer, would you?
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i normaly dont do this.....i havent done it yet today
wheres your gf or wife?...how much more money can i pull away from you
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