Wife and I enjoy strip clubs....

Wife and I enjoy strip clubs. We enjoyed the food the night we went. However, after dinner, all the girls were high pressure to go VIP, and we'd have none of that. Like, comeon.... if we wanted "VIP treatment", we'd go to a swinger's club. Even when we told the gal we'd pay for a lap dance, she refused the money and continued the high pressure sales game. We went outside to smoke, and the highlight of the evening was hearing some of the men mutter if "she" (my wife) worked there! Outside, the conversation with a couple of dancers was sad... spinning tales of bad boyfriend this, that bitch that, and I could get my life in order with just a bit more cash. Ugh. Back inside, we saw a blonde on stage with long limber legs that caught the wife's attention. When I went to tip her, I asked if she'd dance for my lady, and her reply was, "I hate that shit!" Really? You can fake it for a guy, but not a woman? We left, very disappointed. So I did what I probably should have done that night all along... took her home and fucked her.