Looks like we have a dude trying to take Juicebro's place. I kind of like this candydude, though I think he should riff on the whole "doggy cone 'round the penis" shizzle. 'Twas Juice's anarchic humor that made me laugh.
So candydude...here's an idea. Think about what you could do sexually with your friend Ali and a bucket of KFC (aka the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay).
As for 23cambyguy - pay no attention to him. He is a hater and you know that haters gonna hate. Nor is he very smart. I found it rich that he criticized your English. Dude can barely write himself. Moreover, it is clear the he doesn't know what some of the words he uses actually mean. What a 'tard. He is one of the few people here I genuinely dislike. But he is really just a joke.
So dude, just remember...the candyman can!
And if you really are Juicebro...bravo!!! Juice on my brother!