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props to metrocard

crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Props for doing the best troll on here in a while and making some people think he was alucard. Lol

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jackslash

My new name is going to be MasterCard.

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zipman68

^^^ Or maybe "Master Bates"

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SlickSpic

Just as long as you don't masturbate to Cathy Bates.

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motorhead

But Phoebe Cates in Fast Times is primo whacky material

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SlickSpic

I love me Phoebe Cates! Fast Times is my de facto high school flick. There's a porno out with Esperanza Gomez that parodies the pool/masturbation scene.

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gatorfan

I know Master Bates

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