props to metrocard

6 comments

• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  My new name is going to be MasterCard.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  ^^^
  Or maybe "Master Bates"
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Just as long as you don't masturbate to Cathy Bates.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  But Phoebe Cates in Fast Times is primo whacky material
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I love me Phoebe Cates! Fast Times is my de facto high school flick. There's a porno out with Esperanza Gomez that parodies the pool/masturbation scene.
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  I know Master Bates