Props for doing the best troll on here in a while and making some people think he was alucard. Lol
props to metrocard
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^^^ Or maybe "Master Bates"
Just as long as you don't masturbate to Cathy Bates.
But Phoebe Cates in Fast Times is primo whacky material
I love me Phoebe Cates! Fast Times is my de facto high school flick. There's a porno out with Esperanza Gomez that parodies the pool/masturbation scene.
I know Master Bates
My new name is going to be MasterCard.