Maybe my memories are tainted....
I remember when girls used to actually dance at clubs. They had pole tricks and would try to show up one another.(think u got served). Now more often than not I see girls walking around the stage like zombies, others stare at themselves the whole time in the mirror, or my favorite of all laying down on stage girl.
They used to come around for tips and wiggle in your lap for half a song. They asked your name and told you theirs. They would work for a dollar at the table to get you to want to go back for a private. Now IF they come around its "U tippin?" No name, no greeting, no table dance, no boobs in your face for a dollar. They hold out the side of their thong and expect money for doing nothing.
Are you a dancer? Nope, I saw no dancing. An entertainer ? Nope, I am not entertained. But. girls now lay out their sad ass sob story to make you feel bad and want to help them. I came here for me, to suspend reality not to listen to u complain about your kids, boyfriend, pimp, landlord, girlfriend, or anyone else who is not kissing your ass.
Finally fitness/hygiene. I remember the majority of girls were great smelling hard bodies without fat rolls or used up saggy tits that smelled like rotten fish.( I am sure actually dancing burns more calories than being horizontal on stage).
Maybe I just got old. Maybe the scene and game changed but I call to action all individuals who are not satisfied with the current state of your local clubs. Stop giving money to fat, lazy, smelly strippers and encouraging their behavior and sense of entitlement. Demand more for YOUR hard earned money.
They used to come around for tips and wiggle in your lap for half a song. They asked your name and told you theirs. They would work for a dollar at the table to get you to want to go back for a private. Now IF they come around its "U tippin?" No name, no greeting, no table dance, no boobs in your face for a dollar. They hold out the side of their thong and expect money for doing nothing.
Are you a dancer? Nope, I saw no dancing. An entertainer ? Nope, I am not entertained. But. girls now lay out their sad ass sob story to make you feel bad and want to help them. I came here for me, to suspend reality not to listen to u complain about your kids, boyfriend, pimp, landlord, girlfriend, or anyone else who is not kissing your ass.
Finally fitness/hygiene. I remember the majority of girls were great smelling hard bodies without fat rolls or used up saggy tits that smelled like rotten fish.( I am sure actually dancing burns more calories than being horizontal on stage).
Maybe I just got old. Maybe the scene and game changed but I call to action all individuals who are not satisfied with the current state of your local clubs. Stop giving money to fat, lazy, smelly strippers and encouraging their behavior and sense of entitlement. Demand more for YOUR hard earned money.
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Adam Carolla recently went on a rant about the dancers being too fit and doing too much pole work. It could be your area or choice of clubs. If you have a variety of clubs to choose from, you'll find something for everybody.
Thanks for a good topic.
Talent has gone down in many clubs.
It has also been stated by some on the board that better looking dancers often offer less mileage.
With higher mileage dances seeming to be more of the norm over the last few years (some localities may vary) – this may have a inversely proportional effect on dancer looks (i.e. more mileage -> less # of good looking dancer willing to do them?).
It appears one may find the best looking dancers at the more upscale lower mileage clubs?
"let's party" is a whole lot more appealing than "willingness out of desperation"
Some of the girls at Platinum climb around the multiple poles on the satellite stages like monkeys as if it was natural for them. I still remember one dancer when I lived in NC who told me she could just about hold the pole using only her butt muscles. She proved it during a lap dance.