Stripper Stereotypes
Chanel
My club recently hired a borderline 'train wreck' of a girl: the personification of the stripper stereotype that you guys discuss here. The hiring manager always sends those types packing but this girl went over his head and got hired because of a recommendation by another dancer. I took one look at her and thought, "She's going to bring the drama".
Anyway, she has four children, her baby daddy is in jail, she's an aggressive hustler with nothing to show for her money, Honey Boo Boo accent, bleached white hair, you get the picture.
My first day working with her, she tried to chase a guy out of the door in her dancer outfit yelling at him about the money he owed her. "You mutha fucka, you owe me $300!! Where's the rest!!, You betta pay me!!....The manager had to stop her from going out into the street. I almost busted out laughing-our day shift can be a little staid, and that day was pretty boring-until that little incident.
A few days ago, a guy came in that I used to dance for until he dropped me because I wouldn't see him OTC. Proudly, she announced that she had called him in and she was going to bring ALL her previous club's regulars over.
He proceeded to the bar where we were sitting and says to her, "So what's the story today? Your kids?" Another laughable moment because clearly she had given him some SS to get him in there and he being the seasoned veteran he was, knew it.
He bought only two dances. He told me (and the others before me) that he saves the bulk of his cash for OTC so I thought this would be the case (but you never know, so I was curious). She of course was disappointed and pouted because she wasn't making the millions due to her.
Yesterday, she had a temper tantrum and clacked her heels loudly and banged them on the stage about twelve times in a three minute song. I was sitting with my customer and he said "What's wrong with her? She must be mad because she's not making money."
Did I mention that she is over thirty years old-not twenty?
Anyway, she has four children, her baby daddy is in jail, she's an aggressive hustler with nothing to show for her money, Honey Boo Boo accent, bleached white hair, you get the picture.
My first day working with her, she tried to chase a guy out of the door in her dancer outfit yelling at him about the money he owed her. "You mutha fucka, you owe me $300!! Where's the rest!!, You betta pay me!!....The manager had to stop her from going out into the street. I almost busted out laughing-our day shift can be a little staid, and that day was pretty boring-until that little incident.
A few days ago, a guy came in that I used to dance for until he dropped me because I wouldn't see him OTC. Proudly, she announced that she had called him in and she was going to bring ALL her previous club's regulars over.
He proceeded to the bar where we were sitting and says to her, "So what's the story today? Your kids?" Another laughable moment because clearly she had given him some SS to get him in there and he being the seasoned veteran he was, knew it.
He bought only two dances. He told me (and the others before me) that he saves the bulk of his cash for OTC so I thought this would be the case (but you never know, so I was curious). She of course was disappointed and pouted because she wasn't making the millions due to her.
Yesterday, she had a temper tantrum and clacked her heels loudly and banged them on the stage about twelve times in a three minute song. I was sitting with my customer and he said "What's wrong with her? She must be mad because she's not making money."
Did I mention that she is over thirty years old-not twenty?
Comments
last commentGreat vocabulary!
Mark Twain - "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
Is this a polite way of saying "gave the hiring manager's boss some head"?
:)