What would you do

Ask how much did she pay for OTC?

Ask them "what are you doing in bed?'

A woman's place is in the kitchen.

Join them?

Make sure you are in the right house.

Never in bed, but we have been together many times.

Thank my lucky stars and all the good gods of the fundament. My prayers would have been answered.

Fuck both of them of course.

Is this what you mean by bicurious.

Be careful what you ask for

Break out the champagne!

Ask myself, "When the fuck did I get married?"

Thank them for getting the motors started, then it is off to the races.

Give thanks to the lord almighty, even though I'm an atheist thank god, and join them for a threesome.

Fall over dead from a heart attack as this will never happen.

ask if you can joint the fun

Jump in.

Join

Gag the wife and lock her in the garage; fuck atf stripper. Then take my escape bag and move out.

Divorce wife for cheating. Run away with atf

@Lone_Wolf: On the face of it, that sounds more than a little hypocritical. Unless you're not already fucking the ATF, and just getting non sexual dances from her.