If you had to pick only one club to go to for the rest of your life?

I recently submitted a review for Gatsby's North in Akron and gave it a "10". It is not perfect but what justifies my rating is that this is the one club I would go to for the rest of my life. Reading other reviews on Gatsby's it seems like a big complaint is that the regulars get too much attention. This can be true but I would rather go to a club that is 'regulars-friendly' than a tourist trap that tries to fleece you with a $20 cover charge, $5 drinks/minimums, and $20 dances.