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The End Of The Month

Jul 30, 2013, 7:36 AM
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SlickSpic

Tis The end of the month And rent is due A perfect time  For a rendezvous  A helping hand Is what I lend My tips for tits She does depend These lovely ladies Need your hand  Their rent is due You're in demand At times like this  Your dollar bills Are worth much more Than time to kill They need our money They need it bad The things they do Oh you'll feel glad This time of month Is your best friend  You'll stretch your dollar End to end Their rent is due It's up to you To spread the wealth Who will come through?

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shadowcat

At the end of the month I wear my t-shirt that reads "Anybody need to earn money for rent?" I usually get a lot of takers. :)

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crazyjoe

Good reminder slick

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jackslash

My CF is coming over tonight for OTC. She doesn't usually work Tuesdays, but it is the end of the month.

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gawker

Love your doggerel, Slick

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londonguy

Slick, I love your humour.

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rickdugan

Good stuff slick. At this very moment I am sitting in a club that probably has twice as many girls as normal for a Tuesday. It feels like a night with endless possibilities. ;)

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lopaw

Lol love it, Slick!

You gave me second thoughts about clubbing tomorrow. I can already sense the predatory desperation that I will undoubtedly encounter on the last day of the month.

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KingxGorilla

Never thought of it that way I think I need to go back out to a club tonight

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goodsouthernboy

Not to be confused with "1st of Da Month," the ghetto welfare anthem by Bone Thugs In Harmony...

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SlickSpic

I wonder if Labor Day will impact the end of the month clubbing this year?

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shadowcat

I can't go until Sunday but my fear is that it will.

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rickdugan

I am sure that Labor Day will impact it somehow. In any event, I have no interest in being on the roads, after having a few drinks in my favorite clubs, during the wee hours on Labor Day weekend. The end of September is on a Tuesday, so I will wait until then to fully enjoy Rent Night. ;)

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rickdugan

And another Happy Rent Night to all of you dogs.

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