The End Of The Month

7/30/2013 7:36:56 AM

Tis The end of the month
And rent is due
A perfect timeÂ
For a rendezvousÂ
A helping hand
Is what I lend
My tips for tits
She does depend
These lovely ladies
Need your handÂ
Their rent is due
You're in demand
At times like thisÂ
Your dollar bills
Are worth much more
Than time to kill
They need our money
They need it bad
The things they do
Oh you'll feel glad
This time of month
Is your best friendÂ
You'll stretch your dollar
End to end
Their rent is due
It's up to you
To spread the wealth
Who will come through?

13 comments

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shadowcat

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11 years ago

At the end of the month I wear my t-shirt that reads "Anybody need to earn money for rent?" I usually get a lot of takers. :)

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

Good reminder slick

jackslash

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11 years ago

My CF is coming over tonight for OTC. She doesn't usually work Tuesdays, but it is the end of the month.

gawker

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11 years ago

Love your doggerel, Slick

londonguy

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11 years ago

Slick, I love your humour.

rickdugan

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11 years ago

Good stuff slick. At this very moment I am sitting in a club that probably has twice as many girls as normal for a Tuesday. It feels like a night with endless possibilities. ;)

lopaw

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11 years ago

Lol love it, Slick!

You gave me second thoughts about clubbing tomorrow. I can already sense the predatory desperation that I will undoubtedly encounter on the last day of the month.

KingxGorilla

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11 years ago

Never thought of it that way I think I need to go back out to a club tonight

goodsouthernboy

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11 years ago

Not to be confused with "1st of Da Month," the ghetto welfare anthem by Bone Thugs In Harmony...

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

I wonder if Labor Day will impact the end of the month clubbing this year?

shadowcat

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10 years ago

I can't go until Sunday but my fear is that it will.

rickdugan

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10 years ago

I am sure that Labor Day will impact it somehow. In any event, I have no interest in being on the roads, after having a few drinks in my favorite clubs, during the wee hours on Labor Day weekend. The end of September is on a Tuesday, so I will wait until then to fully enjoy Rent Night. ;)

rickdugan

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10 years ago

And another Happy Rent Night to all of you dogs.

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