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Informal Follies ATL Meet – 11/15/14

I will be taking my PL talents to the ATL for a weekend trip (11/14 – 11/17). Plan to meet up w/ shadowcat @ Follies on 11/15 around 1:00 pm in the afternoon. A couple of other local ATL TUSCLers I’ve PMed…

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Iconic or infamous posts

What are the most iconic or infamous posts in tuscl history? I haven't been around long enough to know. I assume that The System goes on the list, simply because Dougster has mentioned it at least 50,000 times.…

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What's with the super faint blue type on the Discussion forum page?

Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?

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Don't like what you see in a strip club. Do you walk or settle?

. Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers. The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance. From time to time, we do run into a club with…

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Have you ever thought a dancer looked familiar but couldn't remember who she was

I ran into this situation last night. One dancer I thought looked familiar but could not remember who she was. I got some good two for $30 dances from her. She definitely recognized me. After we…

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Strip club music is serious shit in Brooklyn, NY.

Two men were stabbed in the bathroom of a Brooklyn strip club early Saturday after a fight erupted over music. A 38-year-old man was knifed in both biceps, the left hand and lower stomach and a 39-year-old man was slashed in…

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I am SOOOO stoked for this movie!!

Check out the new Avengers trailer! www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/exclusive-x-rated-avengers-age-ultron-trailer-movie-poster

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Saving up for an ENORMOUS LDK...

This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK

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Do I?

Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Came back to the bird in...

Came back to the bird in afternoon again and it was a bit slow as usual have a rose hoping for some talent. Got in for free with coupon online, but still how to pay…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to make another Saturday night...

Decided to make another Saturday night visit with my wife. The club does a great job of handling couples on "couples night". The cover charge is waived, and the door staff are very friendly in greeting…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Hands down the best strip club...

Hands down the best strip club I've been too for the money. Went there with my buddy around 5pm. No women allowed in the place which is great because all the attention should…

Monarchs Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Thursday night with a male friend. This was my first time at a strip club so I didn't have much to expect. The inside od the club was nice…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Arrived at Pandora, paid the cover,...

Arrived at Pandora, paid the cover, received my first drink. Nonalcoholic of course. $15 for cover and drink, $20 with tip. Then they started with one dancer on the main stage, a little later a…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

This place is good for where...

This place is good for where it's located. It's kinda a ways out if you don't live in Newport or Wilder. But I would suggest that everyone give it a try. It's kinda small and…

Zamba Rio

New York, New York

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club. I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Hadn't been to the Hugger in...

Hadn't been to the Hugger in several weeks. Business had kept me out of town and sure did miss the weekly adventure. It was nice to get back and see the girls...One thing about hh,…

Scandals

New York, New York

With Manhattan clubs having so little...

With Manhattan clubs having so little to offer besides huge price tags and reviews of and accessibility of Brooklyn, Bronx, and Queens clubs making them seem not all that attractive for an afternoon visit, I…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This is my third time to...

This is my third time to kittens, one thing that I've always noticed it's been very slow in the club. This night has been a little busier I think due to the fact that they…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Im only 19 and luckly this...

Im only 19 and luckly this place doesn't have its liquor license. That means folks under 21 can come. This was my first time to any strip club and i had to admit I had a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to Cowboys.The place seems a bit sketchy in its location being back behind another building. Was unsure of how the inside was gonna turn out. I was pleasantly surprised to…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I had not been to this...

I had not been to this club in several years. The layout of the club seems the same. I was in town on vacation and visited on a Wednesday night and either a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went there about 5 on...

I went there about 5 on Friday. It was a 5 dollar cover. The bar is right in front as you walk in and the stage is to the left. The stage is the same…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped in on a Friday...

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon and found myself having to once again park next door at Pep Boys. When I walked inside, I could see how very crowded it was. It…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I visited this club recently and...

I visited this club recently and it's honestly the best place in terms of dollar to services ratio. The girls are accommodating and while they're not the hottest girls, they are willing to go…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

In summary, XO is a very...

In summary, XO is a very relaxing, truly nude, ultra high mileage juice joint. If you like lots of contact stage-side with totally naked chicks, then this is the spot for you. Club is easy…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This club has the appearance of...

This club has the appearance of being a really great club, but fell short the minute you entered. You pay your $40 cover at the door and you can wander around in a number of…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

After a long hiatus, I have...

After a long hiatus, I have visited Inner Room a few times over the past year or so. I think this gives me a good feel about how the club really is currently.…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Yay, time for my annual review...

Yay, time for my annual review of Pumptown. -_- For those that used to frequent back in the day, Storm is back bartending as of 10/21/14. I'm sure she'd love to see old friends if anyone…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse has a reputation for being...

Penthouse has a reputation for being the best strip club in metro Detroit but I was disappointed at the talent and value in a recent afternoon visit. I would estimate at least 20 dancers…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Like other reviewers said the club...

Like other reviewers said the club is nice on the inside. I make a trip past Allentown for work a few times a month. This was my first stop in. Drinks are pretty reasonable if…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Returned to the Outhouse last Thursday....

Returned to the Outhouse last Thursday. I am not a regular patron, but limit my visits to five or so a year. Each time I go back, there are a completely different set…

Centerfolds

Seattle, Washington

Stopped off here as part of...

Stopped off here as part of a post Sounder game celebration and I had already made arrangements with my favorite to make sure she would be there. There were two dancers on shift, but as normal,…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

This was my second time coming...

This was my second time coming to club O. I wanted to get together with channel again but she was not available but there was new red head who recently just started and wanted to…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

So i discovered this nifty little...

So i discovered this nifty little place on tusci when i was planning out a trip to Kansas City. It would have been a bit difficult to get in at first if it wasn't for…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped here on an out of...

Stopped here on an out of town trip at midnight on a Saturday. Cover was steep at $15. Apparently this was because they were showing a PPV fight. This must have kept people…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

This place never disappoints and I...

This place never disappoints and I keep coming back. It isn't the nicest club in town but it isn't the worst either. I would say it is the best bang for the buck. The dancers…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I arrived at the Flight Club...

I arrived at the Flight Club around 2:30 P.M., valeted the car, entered the club, and took a seat at the downstairs bar. Within minutes of ordering a drink an attractive 5' 7" young attractive…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Great strip club! There were great...

Great strip club! There were great aspects of the place. Every girl was hot from the desk to the stage. The girls are very passionate of their job by their dances and they'll have a…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

I haven't reviewed this club in...

I haven't reviewed this club in more than two years. However, I just recently stopped by last Thursday night. I've always liked this club a lot, the only reason I don't stop by more often…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Found this place by accident. Was...

Found this place by accident. Was driving thru the cute town of deland, there seemed to be some town event going on, college event maybe. I saw a sign that said gentlemens club, that's all…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

This is one of those reviews...

This is one of those reviews I'm not quite sure why I had not typed up yet. I've had a history with Blackjack's and it isn't a forgettable place. This gentleman's club is PIMP. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

We drove 2 hours to Follies...

We drove 2 hours to Follies from South Carolina for a road trip bachelor party. We definitely picked the perfect club. Arrived at 11:15am and the place was locked up tighter than a…

PYRMD

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I went on a Tuesday afternoon....

I went on a Tuesday afternoon. It was literally empty, except the men workers of the club. They were really friendly though. Regular lights were on, and it seemed a big stage. Then one blonde…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I went to this place after...

I went to this place after leaving another with a lot of friends. I had been here before so I already knew the place was remodeled and it had hot girls. They have an…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

So i got there 30 min...

So i got there 30 min after they opened on a monday. 930am... Only one girl was there, at least thats all I saw. No other patrons were there, which is good cause I wanted to…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Here's the biggest issue I have...

Here's the biggest issue I have with this club: the majority of the girls all wear wigs. What's up with that? There's this one latino girl with a cute face who doesn't wear…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

First time here, started upstairs for...

First time here, started upstairs for drinks and dinner. It to the bar and we were immediately joined by a few dancers who started chatting with us. All in the 6-7 range early…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I read a recent review and...

I read a recent review and it made me come back and visit. I haven't been here in many months but in the past this was one of my favorite venues. It's a…

Carrie Wild's Frontier Tavern

Eagle River, Wisconsin

Kind of hole in wall like...

Kind of hole in wall like other people say. They have two small stages, one without a pole which was being used when I was there. Most women older and not that good…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I only get...

My wife and I only get to go to Las Vegas once every couple of years, but every time we do go, we visit the Spearmint Rhino. We've been to a couple other clubs…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

This is my go to place...

This is my go to place being that it's close to the house. It can be hit or miss but you are likely to have a good time. There are there stages to be…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

When I visited at 4 ...

When I visited at 4 pm , there were only two dancers working. One was a 4 and one was a 6. I did 2 private dances with the better looking dancer.…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

Ok, I never ate food at...

Ok, I never ate food at a strip club before but decided to order some food for a couple of my favorite dancers and I. Bill was under $30 bucks and we feasted. It…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Went here on a slow sunday...

Went here on a slow sunday night hoping to see some good talent. There was about 10 girls. None were complete knockouts but there were id say 3 good looking ones. Unfortunately 2 out of…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Some girl wearing a Hustler's T-shirt...

Some girl wearing a Hustler's T-shirt had given me Hustler's free entry cards at the WTC Path station on my way to work one day. So, I entered Hustler's for free.? Else, I believe the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Adding this as an update on...

Adding this as an update on Lexi. Lexi has a lot of freckles on her face, decent body, but make sure you take a good look at her face under some light (the bar is poorly…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Came in at about 9:30 on...

Came in at about 9:30 on a Saturday night and stayed til about 11:15. Place was pretty light. About 20 customers. Dancers were mostly 6s and 7s. They were all good at their jobs though.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This is back mid-September, 2 visits. Ah,...

This is back mid-September, 2 visits. Ah, back in Tijuana for a bit of fun. I like to go in the afternoon, although I think I may try to hit there for an evening visit…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Previous intel had informed us that...

Previous intel had informed us that one of our favorite dancers would be at the Playhouse this past Friday night, so my wife and I decided to make the trip and have some fun.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Got to Inner Room at about...

Got to Inner Room at about 11 Thursday night (I picked 'after midnight' because most of my visit was after 12). Parked on the street in the back of the club. I took my usual…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

The Landing Strip is small, clean...

The Landing Strip is small, clean strip club near Detroit Metro Airport. It is not as fancy as the Flight Club or the Penthouse, but it is definitely better than Bogart's or Henry…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Very nice place with attractive girls....

Very nice place with attractive girls. Tough place to rate as some things are GREAT and other things suck. Weird set up as you have to walk in a separate room to drink.…

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

I visited Christie’s on a Thursday...

I visited Christie’s on a Thursday night, arriving around 9pm. It costs me $7 to enter and a diet coke was $4.50 at the bar. Both the young lady at the door and…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

I have visited this club over...

I have visited this club over the years and have never gone away unhappy - some visits ended better than others. Just wish it was closer! This club will never get recognized for…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

This rare trip to Cheetah was...

This rare trip to Cheetah was as much a time killer as anything. Found myself in the area and dropped in on the spur of the moment. Was surprised to be greeted with…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

(If this went through the first...

(If this went through the first time, I apologize. The connection went out when I submitted, so I don't know if it went through.) Now, I’ll say from the beginning that I may sound like a…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

Exotica is currently my favorite club....

Exotica is currently my favorite club. I used to be a Jiggles fan and I am probably still a DV8 fan but now when I have the opportunity I always find myself going to…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Went back to the Mint for...

Went back to the Mint for the first time in years after leaving Tootsies Saturday (stayed up that way rather than going further south so I’d be closer to Lauderdale). I stopped going when they…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

First time here all the girls...

First time here all the girls were extremely nice and sexy did a lot for that dollar and the private lap dances in the back usually go to Cafe Risque which is okay but these…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

I haven't been to Stars since...

I haven't been to Stars since summer 2013, but used to go a few times a year as it was absolutely the most consistently fun place in the PNW. The rail is among the best anywhere…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

I had chatted with Lucy on...

I had chatted with Lucy on several previous occasions but for one reason or another had not enjoyed her company BCD. This time it would be different as she was my prime target for…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

First visit to Phoenix and used...

First visit to Phoenix and used reviews to select this club and was excited that I did. Went in early on Friday afternoon and found it full of hot dancers. Nice variety, too. From slender…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time in a while and nothing has changed. There were around 5 other patrons sitting down. There were around 5 or more girls working at the time and 3 of…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Decided to stop by after a...

Decided to stop by after a few months. Nothing has changed. Thursdays are $100 VIP dances. Corner of the bench with a curtain around it. VIP rooms are $200 regularly. I got a free pass…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

This place was just very recently...

This place was just very recently remodeled. Was kind of dingy looking and really needed updating. Big new bar on opposite side of the floor from the existing bar. New carpet, chairs , and paint.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

I went to visit a friend...

I went to visit a friend at college and wanted to go to my first strip club. After reading a bunch of reviews I decided on Cadillac Lounge. I went on a Sat night. They have…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

I read the recent reviews and...

I read the recent reviews and i feel bad for the club. There is defiantly a lot of effort being put forth by everyone there to ensure a good time. I impulsively stopped by and…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

First the positive things about this...

First the positive things about this club. There are lots of dancers here on a Friday night. Most are young and skinny - if you like them that way. Most of them seem…

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Albuquerque 2AMer.

The Torrance County Sheriff helped chased down a murder suspect who was only wearing underwear and moments earlier, the sheriff said, had shot two men outside of a Moriarty strip club early Saturday morning. One of the men was killed and…

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Do you pray for strippers? And I don't mean to find them :).

Judge Blocks Public Records Request for Stripper Info, Temporarily Thwarting Man Who Wanted to Pray for Them by Name Dreamgirls at Fox's/FacebookDreamgirls at Fox's/Facebook Last week I wrote about strip club employees in Tacoma, Washington, suing to block the county from releasing…

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New TUSCL Articles

I had not checked the articles in a couple of days and noticed there are 3 new ones.

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Tip from a lesbian stripper

The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.

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Femists Rule our Country

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…

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When that ROB gets fired before I could post a review...

Last Wed (10/15) I made my almost weekly visit to a black strip club. One of the girls I was with overstated her dance count, 4 vs 8. It's $5 a dance here and I had a really good time…

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A pep talk for LDK

@LDK - you know what all this talk of you quitting LDKing and striking out at extras reminds me of? Are you old enough to remember what happened when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball? Have you heard the expressions: "Dance…

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sometimes u feel like blowing grands sometimes you dont

Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…

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Apology number II

Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.

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Continuing Make up discussion

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than…

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Does anyone else find this as unattractive as I do?

http://alwayslols.com/octomom-nadya-suleman-dancing-in-a-florida-strip-club-1

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Before and After Makeup

I've seen some of these transformations. And I've seen some go the other way, too, as in better *without* the makeup. http://www.playboy.com/articles/strippers-before-after-makeup

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Booze And Strip Clubs

Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that I remove all alcohol from my…

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One hell of a batting average

So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

it's been a few month since...

it's been a few month since i came to flamingo's. been here more than a handful of times and it's usually a hit or miss. you usually find a variety of girls. paid my entrance…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

I visited Angels on a weekday...

I visited Angels on a weekday around 8pm. Cover was 5-. Club reminded me of a nice diner, with tables in a long room and a very long stage / runway. There…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Haven't been to the club in...

Haven't been to the club in a while but I decided to stop by. Still the best club to get a dance in the DC area as it's the only club you can get a…

XO A Gentleman's Club

Linden, New Jersey

Came here with my gf on...

Came here with my gf on a Friday after being rejected at a different non-couple-friendly place. We called XO up and asked if they accepted couples, to which we got a very cheery and good-humored…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I had not been in to...

I had not been in to centerfolds for a while. Great spot and friendly staff. Plus cute bartenders and they have the nude side. Nude side was not open yet when I came in so…

Allure

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Went for a friend's bachelor party...

Went for a friend's bachelor party a couple weeks back. It was late, we were all pretty drunk, and wanted to find a full nude BYOB place to have some fun. We get a…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I came here on a Monday...

I came here on a Monday night after doing some work in the city. Although it was a weeknight, the club was pretty full. Much has been written about the seating theater seating…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

New to the area, and having...

New to the area, and having only been to clubs within the city of Portland, I expected this place to be below par. Nope. It's certainly got more of the "club" feeling, but still has…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Stopped in out of...

Stopped in out of curiosity today about 2:30 PM. Cheap to get in ten bucks gets cover and drink. Well, a whole lot of ice and a little bit of soda.…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I came to Norma Jeans with...

I came to Norma Jeans with my buddy around 11pm on Friday, October 24, 2014. I came there to see if there was any new talent. I was pretty disappointed the last time I was…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

I went to this club to...

I went to this club to celebrate my friends birthday we almost went to deju vu but I'm glad we came here the girls were nice and cute its in a decent area right on…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Visited on busy friday night as...

Visited on busy friday night as a break from travel. There were about 15 girls. On an avg not hot girls.You really need to look to select your type. Had an avg dance for a…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

I had a bad experience in...

I had a bad experience in this club. Arrived at about 4PM, at opening. No cover charge. Sat down. Saw about 5 dancers in the club. All dancers at most a 6, except for one…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

This club is a bit different...

This club is a bit different from others I've visited. The tiered seating reminds me of a very small medieval stadium. There are three levels. The bottom level has a stage with…

Secrets 3 Holborn

Holborn, England

I've been to Secrets a few...

I've been to Secrets a few times now, in the past it has been a lot of fun, the quality of the girls was normally great and there was minimal hustle. The last time I…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

Late afternoons and early evenings decent...

Late afternoons and early evenings decent time to visit, dancer quality hit and miss, though a good show. Door staff and bartenders decent folks. Not a lot of privacy in private area. Some snooty girls,…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Visited on a Thursday night hoping...

Visited on a Thursday night hoping the football games would add some action to club. I was 1/2 right and fortunately it was that there were more dancers but less customers. I am…

Pin Ups

Homestead, Florida

This is an old building that...

This is an old building that has been various clubs over many years. This is the latest incarnation. I don't know anything about it other than what is on their FB page. I only post…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Went in for lunch with a...

Went in for lunch with a Co worker. The dancers were for most part very attractive, a little heavy on the perfume fir my taste but that's to be expected.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

The Cabaret Club is as loose...

The Cabaret Club is as loose as it gets in El Paso. If you don’t want a dancer touching your stuff, you probably shouldn’t go here. Having said that, it is kind of a dive…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Made my way to the BP...

Made my way to the BP once again. I was bored and decided to check it out. The good news is that nothing has really changed. Everything from the girls, the layout,…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Ten's physically is one of my...

Ten's physically is one of my favorite clubs, from the outside it's a clean building with plenty of parking located in a safe part of town and the inside is no different, rivaling the nicer…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

Wow... this place is a gem....

Wow... this place is a gem. I have been to Vegas, Montreal, Amsterdam, and have never been to a club like this, it's full nude and your money goes a long way here. Dances are…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

I visited the club last night...

I visited the club last night for the Halloween party. Got there around 9 and paid for valet and cover and I got a booth. Coliseum is one of the nicer clubs around and is…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Every time I've gone to this...

Every time I've gone to this club the dancers are always well kept and attractive. Amateur night has always been a favorite of mine. The club is never quite packed on Thursdays, so it's the…

Club Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

This was my third visit to...

This was my third visit to this club. I enjoyed it enough to return. The club has a an inviting exterior with security and good lightning next to a TACO Bell. This time I was met…

Blue Cat Club

Houston, Texas

I walked in and the bartender...

I walked in and the bartender very pleasant. She was north of sixty. There was another lady about the same age that approached me for a drink. I obliged then she sat down and started…

New Girls Cabaret

Madrid, Spain

This club's location is great on...

This club's location is great on the heart section of Gran Via, and the decoration of outside and inside also can be accepted. Free to enter but you should order 10 Euro drink inside, two…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Showed up around 5:00. Was...

Showed up around 5:00. Was very pleasantly surprised by the number of dancers -- appeared to be around 20. Good crowd, too. Beer was very cheap. Was not approached once (!)…

Club Taboo

Gatineau, Quebec

For some reason I keep coming...

For some reason I keep coming back to this place, even though I can't say I really enjoy it. That's weird. But anyway... As with other times I have visited, this time started with a trip…

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Sugar Babes - So Much Trouble

Dude gets more than he bargained for with twins http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/85-year-old-man-robbed-tied-twin-teenage-sisters-met-dating-website-officials-article-1.1986234

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Yup. Sounds like a stripper.

Despite saying she was a “stripper” and had not taken painkillers in more than 114 years, a Palm Bay woman could not avoid a trip to jail, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. The case against Devin Woodberry, 34, began…

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Was this wrong?

This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.

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Gifts from a dancer

Have you ever gotten a gift from a dancer? If so what was it? In one of the local clubs where manual gratification is included in the $20 per nude dance fee I was chatting with a dancer…

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Oh noes...now the heroin dealers have EBOLA!!!

Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html

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Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…

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Honey Boo Boo is in trouble...

Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/honey-boo-boo-mom-child-molester_n_6036888.html

The End of Strip Clubs?

Back when I was a little pup, the allure of the chase and what it was to be with a woman was still a mystery. We'd all get the playboys and be enamored with the naked women and try and find someone who had actually had sex with a woman. He'd tell us how it felt but never really saw her cooch and mostly got to play with her tits while doing her. All of that started to change once Hustler came out. Now, you got to see what a woman's vagina looked like without bush, and it started to take the mystery away. Guys started wanting to do a lot more, and women began to become more sexually diverse.…

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What Does It Mean When A Fave Dancer Reveals Everything Including Her Skeleton I

My emotions are fucked right now. I can't believe what I just heard and saw I while ago and I am still digesting all what was said and done, what is she going to be doing later tonight (10/23/2014). Apparently, my…

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I love it. :)

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

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Win One for the Zipper

This will wake up the echoes. http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/23/notre-dame-football-justin-brent-lisa-ann-date-knicks-game

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Microcosm for the real world

Feeling bad for a certain PL. From what I can gather he hasn't had a lot of experience with women. So for my friend, the strip club is a perfect place to learn a few hard, rather good lessons. Fact…

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Dancers returning after a long hiatus

Recently was at a club where a dancer told me she had just come back after being gone from the club for 8 years. Anyone else ever come across dancers being away from a club this long or longer and…

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OT: The Kohler Touchless Toliet

Well, it's not really "Touchless". It just flushes automatically. You know what I mean? I think is just silly. Like you're okay tucking a stripper without a condom, but you will avoid her if she has a runny nose.

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Real or Troll?

http://i.imgur.com/4Q2IDiy.jpg Warning: Eye bleach may be required after viewing.

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Olfactory Artist Has Crafted A 'Holy Water' Sculpture That Smells Like Vagina

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/vagina-smell-sculpture-_n_6031876.html

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Strangest thing a dancer will accept for tips?

What have you guys been told by a dancer that you can use as a tip? My current strange request is rares from Magic The Gathering.

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Don't go clubbing in Dixon, MO.

DIXON, Mo. (AP) - A Missouri strip club owner is facing 10 misdemeanor charges accusing him of allowing dancers to perform topless, allowing alcohol to be consumed at the club and keeping the business open later than the law allows. …

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Dancer has no expectation of me buying dances

What do you think it means if I'm texting my ATF to ask if she will be working on a certain day and then after she tells me she will be she and says that if I ever get bored…

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Friends asking me to strip

So my good family friend asked me to strip for them when I was helping her fix something at her house. She said she would pay to get my car fixed if I did. Is this something that happens to…

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Help. parking at mons.

Help.. i have been to a few clubs with ample parking and we are going to Mons Venus tonight. I looked at the map and there doesnt seem to be any but for ten cars. Reviews say parking…

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OT:Secret Service K-9

If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard. I've seen a Pitbull…

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What time do you strippers wake up?

I've been texting with four different dancers this week, trying to set up some fun for my upcoming travel. I usually send them a message midmorning, and every single one of them doesn't respond until late afternoon. Earliest one…

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Substitute Teacher has Oral Sex with Student on First Day on Job

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/substitute-teacher-at-dc-charter-school-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/2014/10/22/5eae0c30-5a08-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html She should be a stripper. Not just because of the blow job. Here is a stripper-worthy text she sent the student: “Tru but u don’t just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body…

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WEEE-YAWWW!!! That's some fine trollin'

Thanks to Dougsta's tireless efforts promoting THE SYSTEM the thread "Da'System by rickyboy" (began by Brother #sausage.fingers himself) is now at 443 replies. C'mon Dougster dude...let's see if you can hit 500 by this evening. I have no idea why…

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Diddling on edge of bed with one foot on floor...

The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this... http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/99356021496/corgisandboobs-walelafusihatchi Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a bit dubious, given that the first…

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OT: TNF - Broncos vs Chargers

Classic battle for AFC West domination. Denver appears to be firing on all cylinders after routing San Fran (Manning offense paired with a top 5 defense - scary!) but Phillip Rivers continues his resurgence and San Diego always gives…

My Favorite Lap Dance

Since I first started going to strip clubs approximately 15-20 years ago, I estimate that I’ve had about 12,000 lap dances, with roughly 4,000 dancers, at approximately 65 different clubs around the country. Most of those dances blend together in an indistinguishable morass of hands, breasts, ass, and LDKs. For the most part, its difficult to remember one dance as clearly distinct from any other dance. But there are nevertheless at least a few dozen dances that clearly stand out in my memory many years later. For example, I clearly recall my first dance at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas where I came in the first 60 seconds. I fondly recall many dances with quite a…

Addition to the Strip Club Dictionary: "SSB"

I've been hitting the clubs since the 1980s, and more so as I have gotten older and my financial position has improved. In the mid 1990s, I spent part of almost every evening for 18 months inside a nude strip club in Georgia. Most nights I spent less than $20, counting the $7 cover (that they eventually stopped charging me.) It was a slow club and the strippers enjoyed my gab and spent loads of time with me when they didn't have any real johns to work over. These days, being much better off financially, I will drop money in a club about every other week or so. I've probably logged 100 visits in Vegas clubs, half of them at…

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Lending Your Phone To Your Fave Dancer Is A No-No

One of the most annoying lessons learned while I was with my CF was letting her use my cellphone. One night in a cold rainy Portland town, traffic was bad along I84, bound to the east side going to Gresham to…

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If You Knew Dancer Before She Had (-------------) Done To Her..........

If you knew dancer before she had (fill in the blank) done to her, would that be a turnoff for subsequent dances. For the most part, I've been OK with dancers getting breast augmentation. Although I generally prefer natural, most…

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Police searching for suspects behind robbery, kidnapping at strip club

Police said three men robbed several victims and kidnapped another as they walked out of a Washington Park strip club late Tuesday night. Police said three masked men armed with assault rifles and hand guns jumped out from behind bushes…

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Ok, what really is a sugar baby?

Based partly on a couple girls I knew, I thought it meant all the girls expenses were paid and she got a spending allowance. In return the guy had unlimited access, so to speak. Is this the way it goes?

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All Detroit Clubs Aren't Good

Well I was hoping for a weekend in Detroit, but it ended up being only one night. Had some last minute business to take care of Friday so my flight changed from Friday evening to Saturday morning. Getting up at…

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Strip clubs are just like Mean Girls

http://www.salon.com/2014/10/22/my_strip_club_bullying_nightmare/

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Changing clubs

My ATF quit or was fired from the club where she's danced for five or six years. After several months which included drug rehab, working bachelor parties, and unemployment, she seems to have settled into a new club and states…

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Weird experience! Go SF

I was watching the World Series at a strip club last night. A stripper came in who recognized me from a club that I was that earlier in the day. She was not currently working at that club at the…

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Today's stripper joke

A PL and his ATF get married. On their 20th wedding anniversary, she's undressing for bed and says: "What did think when you saw me on stage nude for the first time?" He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out…

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I believe in miracles!

If only you believe like I believe, baby (If only you believe like I believe) We'd get by If only you believe in miracles, baby (If only you believe in miracles) So would I. So today am at the SC and ask relatively new…

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Panty raid: Undercover feds confiscate Birdies’ Royals underwear

KANSAS CITY STAR 10/21/2014 Birdies Panties’ Lucky Royals boyshorts are no longer on the market. Peregrine Honig says she just wanted to help celebrate the hometown team when she designed Lucky Royals boyshorts. The panties, with “Take the Crown” and “KC” across…

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How to conceal & carry in a strip club (females only)

Here's the court case follow up you the Minneapolis 2 a.m.er Shadow shared from Saturday night which brings all new meaning to conceal and carry. http://www.startribune.com/local/minneapolis/279929282.html

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Anyone else notice the posts here getting longer?

Lately seems to be a rash of posts rivaling the Sunday Times review of books in length. The San Jose Guy effect, perhaps?

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Not Another 'Dancer Name' Thread!!!

Just for fun... There have been numerous threads on dancer names. Cars: Mercedes, Porsche... Gems: Jade, Sapphire... Flowers: Lily, Rose... So, what about dancers that could be a rock band? Off the top of my head-- Temptation(s) Blondie Nirvana I'm done.

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Trivial Pursuit irony......

It was created in 1979, in Montreal by a Canadian!!! Who knew that? I played it once with an escort. She thought Casa Blanca was some kind of horse..lol

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San Jose Guy????

San Jose Guy, are you OK? We’re worried about you. Are you sick, were in an accident? First I post a description of my dream stripper that broke your record for posting length. Yet you did nothing…

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I love Halloween at the stripclub

I am an old school guy, I remember when dancers could DANCE! And every one wore a costume on stage. Ahh cowgirls, Indians, private eyes, witches and vampires! Halloween is the closest we come to it now adays.

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Can't figure out this dancer

I can't quite figure out my ATF, she keeps me guessing (which I guess is a good thing). The first 3 times I went with her to VIP I got a HJ (and she didn't even ask if I wanted…

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How many of you guys are getting Solicited by eman12

I got a PM from eman12 wanting to fuck. I told him No I'm not gay ! Any body else getting those or does he think I'm hotter than the rest of you guys ?

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Do guns really protect people?

AKRON, Ohio — A customer of Christie's Gentleman's Club robbed a dancer of five guns during a home invasion last week, police reports say. The 31-year-old woman told police that she woke about 4:30 a.m. Wednesday to see a man she…

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Lewinsky's emotional plea to end cyberbullying

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/20/politics/lewinsky-cyber-bullying/index.html What better place to discuss blow jobs and cyberbullying? I wonder what all you horny, clownish, and cyberbullying comrades think about Monica's speech to end cyberbullying? Think about it: she had a consensual affair with someone she…

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Advertise on a Stripper

Temporary tattoos on strippers is the latest ad medium. Will you be advertising on your local strippers? http://observer.com/2014/10/pornhub-now-uses-temporary-tattoos-to-advertise-on-strippers-bodies/

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Perfect Strip Club Shirt?( Excluding Shadow's Custom Tees)

We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically. La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton…

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Strippers, YMMV, & Communism

I know that there are lots of pl's out there who feel that all pl's should have equal access and equal treatment by strippers. Bullshit. Strip clubs ain't Communist Russia. In fact, sometimes they feel more like…

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Quality vs Quantity Part 3: Once you've had Wagyu...

...can you go back to ground beef? Once you've gone HiDef, can you go back to regular TV? Once you've had your dream stripper, can you go back to run-of-the-mill dancers?

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This Porn Star Is Going On A ‘Sex-Tour’ Where You Can Win The Chance To Have Sex

I think I would pass on this opportunity. http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/win-chance-back-truck/

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Can't wait to hear what SJG has to say about this.

SANTA CLARA COUNTY, Calif. — A man was shot twice in the leg early Sunday outside a strip club near San Jose in a "chaotic scene" where about 50 people were detained for questioning, a Santa Clara County sheriff's spokesman…

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Hey Founder, no screenshots, but I really know my shots, man

I really know..... Airshot, birdshot, gunshot, buckshot, potshot, overshot, snapshot, rimshot, bowshot, countershot, scattershot, grapeshot, hipshot, trickshot, hotshot, upshot, slingshot, bankshot, moneyshot, cumshot, singleshot, doubleshot, tripleshot..smoke some pot I'm not sure why I thought of this

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Tampa SC Recommendations?

Taking a trip to Tampa soon...there's 33 clubs listed on Tuscl in Tampa...before I check through the list does anybody here have any recommendations? Thanks in advance!

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The sights and sounds of Follies

So last week I made a visit to follies for the first time in quite a while. For those who don't get to visit Atlanta, the following are some of the sights and sounds that you're missing The first woman…

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Football and fires/riots

So, there is an argument that strip clubs are a blight on the neighborhood because of it's customers and their "thuggery." Can the same be said of college football stadiums now days? The convenience shop?

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Bikini babes, guns, and tanks

This is what we need more of.....if only they were eating bacon http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/swimsuit-calendar-shot-utah-army-base-sparks-investigation-article-1.1977704

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Why Strip Clubs Should be Treated Like Any Other Business

I agree with the thesis, but the writer makes strip clubs sound boring. http://www.golocalpdx.com/business/why-all-businesses-should-be-treated-equally-including-strip-clubs

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Quality vs Quantity revisited: My Dream Stripper

Mikey's post a few days ago on quality vs quantity motivated me to share this story. He asked if we would rather spend a large sum like $1-3K on your dream stripper, or use that money for a several…

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OT: Whew! Ebola crisis over in US

Now nothing can stop the economic boom http://www.politico.com/story/2014/10/ebola-milestone-112022.html

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Ever seen a show with ping-pong balls?

So, have any of you pervoids seen a show where the chick gets naked onstage and shoots stuff out of her vagina? We need more of that shit going on. Let the ping-pong balls fly!

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LAX strip clubs

Which LAX strip club has the prettiest girls? Do any of them serve alchohol? How much are dances? which one is best on a monday night? thanks in advance.

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Halloween At The Strip Club

Are you planning to go to the titty bar on Halloween? Do you think alot of dancers will come in to work on a Friday Halloween? I am thinking it won't be as good of a night at the strip club…

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Cable News Babes

Which cable news babes would you fuck if you had the chance? I think I have narrowed my list down to five. Tell me who I'm missing. Amanda Drury - CNBC Kimberly Guilfoyle - FN Jenna Lee - FN Ainsley Earhardt - FN Brooke Baldwin…