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Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Had to run some errands near...

Had to run some errands near grand ave 22nd ave area so I knew Stilettos(formerly teasers) was nearby. While I driving I passed by here and had to stop. Western barn look from the outside…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

I guess it was fun. It...

I guess it was fun. It took about 15 minutes for a dancer to stop by and talk. Must have been something more important on there cell phones.. What did dancers do before dell phones,…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

OK, so I guess I'm getting...

OK, so I guess I'm getting to be a hobbyist. Travel for work is bringing me to San Diego on a regular basis and I'm looking for 'my' club. Goldfingers so far is IT. Recently…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

The club is small. Really...

The club is small. Really small. Not just in terms of size but layout. There are two stages, on opposite sides of the building, with the bar being in the eastern part.…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Apparently saturday afternoon is the worse...

Apparently saturday afternoon is the worse time of day to stop into Stilettos formerly known as Teasers. I used to come by here random weekdays ten years ago and the place would be packed. It…

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, Maryland

This was the second stop on...

This was the second stop on a tour of the small clubs on the Blue Collar Trailer Park Strip club tour. I had not been here in over 10 years. The only change was the addition…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Visited CH last Monday evening. ...

Visited CH last Monday evening. Despite getting harassed on Market St. on the way in, was mostly an uneventful trip there. After watching a few dancers on stage, took a private show with…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I visited about a week ago...

I visited about a week ago at about 1:30P. The parking lot was mostly vacant so I didn't expect a lot of activity in the club. I went to the bar and ordered a drink.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Went to Brad's on a Sunday...

Went to Brad's on a Sunday afternoon to blow off some steam. Since Brad's only does the $12 dances from noon-2pm weekdays, I rarely come here anymore. Met up with an ebony dancer…

Dreamer's

Dundalk, Maryland

This was my first stop on...

This was my first stop on the Blue Collar Trailer Park strip club tour. It had been at least 10 years since I had visited here. When I used to work on this side of…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

I went on a Monday at...

I went on a Monday at 10:00pm in the August. The cover was $10. There was basicly no one there. There was self parking. I saw one guy at the bar and a lot of staff…

Elite Cabaret Gentleman's Club

Tempe, Arizona

Great place! It's nice and close...

Great place! It's nice and close to Mill so you can head on over after hitting up one of the many bars on the street since the drinks are a little expensive. The atmosphere is…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Self parking. I paid $5 to...

Self parking. I paid $5 to get in. Thin crowed at the dance floor. Two girls stripping at a time and willing to get friendly for a tip. The club is split in three sections.…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Ryan (08/03) Went on Sunday night. 3...

Ryan (08/03) Went on Sunday night. 3 or 4 dancers - all old and horribly ugly looking. In fact, I felt like throwing up when an ugly looking old one started stripping. Next day) I had…

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

Ended up here after bar hopping...

Ended up here after bar hopping for a bachelor party. Only 1 or two really talented/hot girls there in rotation. (A couple more were evidently satisfied sitting on the sidelines with their sugar daddies.) VERY…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday night. The place was packed but we were still able to find seats. I've been here twice. This place seems like a neighborhood spot. The girls didn't really…

City Lights

Fresno, California

Simply put...this club has potential, but...

Simply put...this club has potential, but is run incredibly awful. Owners = absent....around about as much as the tooth fairy is for adults...so you get it. Their son is a manager...complete lack of interest. Plays…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I showed up at about 830,...

I showed up at about 830, and nobody(dancers) were to be seen. As I was about to leave one dancer showed up. I waited for her to change, but it seemed to take a while…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

This is the place to go!...

This is the place to go! It was my first time going on a thursday at 12:30PM, right when i get there i pay my $10 cover which is extremely cheap compared to other places.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I decided to stop by on...

I decided to stop by on a Sunday at around 6:30, since the day shift at Follies would have ended. The lap dances here aren't even in the same league as Follies. Half of them…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Hadn't been to PTs in a...

Hadn't been to PTs in a long time but decided to check it out visiting Indy last week. Overall it's a nice club. Clean, big, good looking girls. A parking lot you're not worried about…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I finally made my way here...

I finally made my way here on a Friday right as they were opening. In fact I was too early. The website says 11 but door says 11:30. I waited until a few others…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was in ATL on business and...

Was in ATL on business and finished early. I had some time to kill so I figured I'd spend it at Follies. I'd heard about this place fromTUSCL so I had high expectations. I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Finally made my way to the...

Finally made my way to the legendary Mons Venus. Much has already been written about the club layout, pricing, the girls, and so on, so no need to elaborate further on well-established facts, so on…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

I hadn’t been to Subi’s in...

I hadn’t been to Subi’s in a couple years because the talent seemed to drop off and the TUSCL reviews kept talking about how it wasn’t as good as it used to be. But I…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I came here on a Saturday...

I came here on a Saturday night. The place was packed but we were still able to find seats. I've been here twice. This place seems like a neighborhood spot. The girls didn't really…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

This place doesn't look like much...

This place doesn't look like much from the outside, being next to a Mexican restaurant and tattoo place doesn't help much either. It is much better inside, a good range of girls. I've had a…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

I'm always willing to change my...

I'm always willing to change my mind about a club if it deserves it; LD does (sorta). The bad and good things about the layout and service of the club remain. It's still weird to…

Show Girls

Paris, France

After visiting TC in Paris, I...

After visiting TC in Paris, I wanted to see what this club was all about. It is very small, but I experienced things here I've never seen in a club! You pay at…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Got in on a Saturday night...

Got in on a Saturday night around 8pm. Not too crowded, which I was surprised about on a Sat night. I really like the music they play here and the DJ seems like a cool…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in at Dollies after hitting...

Stopped in at Dollies after hitting C-Mowes and Miss Kitty's. Privates at Miss Kitty's are more than I wanted to spend and C-Mowes was dead with only a few dancer's to whom I was not…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Spent a few hours at the...

Spent a few hours at the pink pony duringer their horsepower fundraiser weekend. Along with a few cute volleyball girls showing some swimsuit bottom camel T, the staff at PP was great. Servers were attenative…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I had never been in a...

I had never been in a strip club until a few weeks ago. I used to spout all the judgmental cliches about guys who frequent these places. A buddy at work told me…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I don't get it.... I read other...

I don't get it.... I read other reviews and heard lots of people talk about this place. I even stopped by once before a couple of years ago. I was hoping that maybe I…

Sam's Hideaway

Fairlawn, Ohio

Stopped in on the way home...

Stopped in on the way home from a business meeting. There were about 5 vehicles (3 were pickup trucks) in the gravel parking lot up front. I walked in the front door and it is the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I arrived at about 8 PM...

I arrived at about 8 PM and stayed till almost 11 PM. After you enter there is a small round stage where you can stand up and watch the dancers. Then there are…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visited for a drink or two...

Visited for a drink or two and to take my mind off of issues at home. Club was pretty dead this night. There were about 8 dancers working with one if them being…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Returned to Hank's for Monday $10...

Returned to Hank's for Monday $10 dance day. Lots of custies and limited number of dancers (about 8). Pickings were rather slim on this day but I tipped the pick of the litter…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Ah, man. I love this club....

Ah, man. I love this club. Friendly girls, most with the usual inner-SE Portland tattooed rocker chick look. Loud metal and punk rock for the soundtrack, including some deep cuts that make it way more…

King's Gentlemen's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Live nearby, have checked it out...

Live nearby, have checked it out a dozen times since reopening as G SPOT. Bad news. Often only 2-3 cars in the lot. When more, max of 7, there are 2-3 dancers (who very…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Visited this place for the second...

Visited this place for the second time as I was in the area. Still NO COVER CHARGE to get in. Parking is limited in the lot and the surrounding area but not too terrible. The…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

Almost a regular here, because it's...

Almost a regular here, because it's convenient, right off I-40. The girls are mostly friendly, but tend to hang out with the regulars, or outside in the bac when the weather is nice.…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Decided to go to to this...

Decided to go to to this place I was area and kind of bored. 2 anted see what type of trouble I can get into. That remind this should be old post but decided to…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

From top to bottom, experience to...

From top to bottom, experience to atmosphere, close to the best there is. Now, it's not perfect, and like almost the entire industry, it has fallen down some since the Great Recession. But still, it's…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

From top to bottom, experience to...

From top to bottom, experience to atmosphere, close to the best there is. Now, it's not perfect, and like almost the entire industry, it has fallen down some since the Great Recession. But still, it's…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

This is coming from a dancers...

This is coming from a dancers point of view. During the day there are not a lot of girls but they are prettier than night shift. Night shift has quite a few girls working but…

Lamplighter Lounge

El Paso, Texas

God was I wrong to give...

God was I wrong to give this place another try. My dancer rating is being very generous because honestly, I really didn't let the girls get close enough to me to judge them correctly.…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

First time in here and enjoyed...

First time in here and enjoyed it. Girls were not pushy, overall talent was pretty good and I sat at the bar and had dinner and drinks and didn't feel pressured from any of the…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I danced here about a year...

I danced here about a year ago. I generally liked the décor and set up of the place. The stage is now to the far right when you walk in and goes along the…

Brass Stables

Nashville, Tennessee

Overpriced and pushy staff. I have...

Overpriced and pushy staff. I have living in Nashville but never went here because of the negative local press. ( not actual press just the vibe around town. I an traveling through and decided to…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

I had visitors from Africa.. The...

I had visitors from Africa.. The guys at the door not the manager seemed to understand that birthdays in every other continent and country show in a different format than month, day, year... everywhere is…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Went to Showcase a few weeks...

Went to Showcase a few weeks ago to celebrate a buddy's birthday. Had heard cover was $10 before 10pm, but when we got there at 9:30, the guy told us it was $10 before 9,…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Went in on a Saturday night....

Went in on a Saturday night. The setup of this club is a little different than most clubs. They have 2 stages that are behind the bars where the girls dance. It…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

As a woman who frequents these...

As a woman who frequents these types of bars, I must say silhouettes is one that makes me feel comfortable. The dancers on were Bree, Lisa, Diamond and I believe Nova. They are all great…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

This place has always been a...

This place has always been a reliable "slip Away" spot for me whenever I felt like having some "grindin" fun. The recent talent is good. They keep a nice supply of fresh young ladies coming…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Man, oh man! What a crazy...

Man, oh man! What a crazy visit to Cheetah Hallandale! I had a chance to visit SoFL so once again I had to hit up one of my regular clubs (now former clubs) on my…

Red Door Lounge

Fort Knox, Kentucky

The layout of the club is...

The layout of the club is good. Other than that worst experience of my life. The place looked dirty. There was nothing to dry your hands with after you use the bathroom. The worst of…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Hadn't been here in many years,...

Hadn't been here in many years, club could use some new chairs and tables. Rather rundown. Was with a couple friends and wasn't that impressed with the stage action. Poorly lit stage,…

Club Phoenix

North Sewickley, Pennsylvania

Went here a few times. It's...

Went here a few times. It's hit or miss at this place. Paid 20 for the cover. It's roomy inside for a club in this area and drinks are free ($1 for the cup and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

I've been a few times in...

I've been a few times in the past... I gotta say, that this last go round didn't do it for us. The quality of girls has seemed to drop off. They weren't all bad. But…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

Gianna Micheals & Sophie Dee were...

Gianna Micheals & Sophie Dee were the feature dancers when I was there. Their show was outstanding. The house dancers were very average. There were two dancers on stage at a time…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

I've been a few times in...

I've been a few times in the past... I gotta say, that this last go round didn't do it for us. The quality of girls has seemed to drop off. They weren't all bad. But…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Good mix of girls. It's...

Good mix of girls. It's P-cola, so there are plenty of the members of the unwed mother's club, but there are also a few serious hotties in there, like Selina. Memphis has got…

ESQ

Calgary, Alberta

Well Sunday is a bad day...

Well Sunday is a bad day to go Probably, but I showed up to kill time before a job, and they scan your drivers license, take your pic too, never saw that at a club…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Wow, this club sure isn't what...

Wow, this club sure isn't what it used to be. The interior of the club is still very nice, but all of the good dancers seem to be gone. I did go on a Wed…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I was pleasantly surprised with a...

I was pleasantly surprised with a trip to Christies. The club itself is very clean with a great layout. One main stage with an upper deck for private parties. Behind the main…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

This is a small place with...

This is a small place with a local bar feel. Lots of guys come to hang out with the dancers being secondary. Most nights there are more guys playing pool than getting dances. Management does…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

This is probably the nicest strip...

This is probably the nicest strip club I've ever been too. Its very well designed. It has a high energy club vibe. I went here when it was Gold Rush, before it was remodeled and…

Pussycats SW

Portland, Oregon

I wandered out of Devil's point...

I wandered out of Devil's point one Friday night and made my way over. I was super horny and hadn't gotten it out of my system. I see an adult video store with a sign…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

About a month ago, I was...

About a month ago, I was excited when I had stopped by CF a few times as some of the girls that had left had come back, including Lucky who was now Alex and another…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This topless club has no cover....

This topless club has no cover. The ladies were hot, 8 to 9 in my opinion. Some wore pasties, and some did not. This was the first topless club I visited that required pasties, and…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Went here last night less dancers...

Went here last night less dancers than I hoped but in reality all you need is one, which I found in this irish girl that while not super hot made me enjoy, some annoying Russian…

15 Strippers we could do without (Types 11-15)

Let's move on to types 11-15. Type 11: The possessor. She thinks she owns you. You're HER customer. She tries to take all your time and acts hurt if you get attention from another dancer. If she's working, you always feel compelled to get a dance from her. When you do, she won't go away. You're stuck with her until you walk out. The rule here: End the relationship. Try other clubs or call ahead to see if she's there. If she's not, meet the other ladies and find out when they are there vs. her schedule. If necessary, tell her "Thanks, but I want to talk with Jasmine, Nikki, Sierra, ...". Eventually, she'll get the point. Type 12: The cum dumpster.…

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Sounds like florida but it's Montana

BUTTE - A local man found himself in jail when he called police to complain he didn't get sex after paying for a private dance at a strip club. Butte Silver Bow law enforcement said William McDaniel, 53, called police around…

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The Ice Bucket Challenge

This came up in a discussion topic a couple of days ago here on tuscl. I had to ask what exactly it was. Fast forward to this morning - my first day in the Calgary office for about 8 weeks.…

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club radious

How many miles/hours do you allow yourself travel to clubs in your normal rotation ?

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3am'er

Bouncer charged with stabbing in New Bedford August 18, 2014 - 12:00 AM NEW BEDFORD — A man was arrested early Saturday morning, charged with stabbing a victim in the neck, police said. The victim was taken to St. Luke's Hospital with non-life…

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Naming names

What does everyone think about including dancer names in reviews? I never thought about it until I started getting extras regularly. Is using dancer names that give extras in reviews going to get them in trouble? Do we care?

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What do you collect?

A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients. The unnamed 52-year-old man, who worked…

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kissing in the vip rooms

Yes or no ? If yes what parts a yes or no ? Lips ? Pussy ? Breast ? Ass ?

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Today's joke

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with queenly large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch…

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Overrated "Hot" Chick

In your opinion, who do you feel is the an overrated hot chick? For me, it's Zoey Deschanel. I know too many dudes who think that she's the cat's meow. For me, she's just cute, nothing more. Who's…

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OT: Chris Pratt shares photo of Scooby-Doo van he ‘lived in' while homeless

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/chris-pratt-shares-photo-van-lived-homeless-article-1.1906524 Juice, take note.

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I know this club and how...

I know this club and how far your dollar goes at this place. Girls aren't the hottest but always a few diamonds in the rough. I stopped by Sunday evening. More packed than expected. Summer…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

after a long day of work...

after a long day of work i decided i needed some time for relaxation. i decided to try out sgc in la base area. i have tried out other clubs in orange county and i…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went last week to Deja Vu,...

Went last week to Deja Vu, the quality hasn't been up to par and I really miss Hawaiian Theatre. Go to deja vu for high mileage dances. Wasn't much talent out there, but a small…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Friday afternoon at the Hi-Liter. A...

Friday afternoon at the Hi-Liter. A lot of new faces, not all of them welcome. Seems HL management has been on a hiring binge, and there were a plethora of new, skinny and not overly…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to Blue Moon Back in...

Went to Blue Moon Back in June. Got there around 5:30 at the end of Day shift and the start of the evening shift. Wish I'd gotten there a little earlier before the…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

The club building is in an...

The club building is in an out-of-the-way location in Van Nuys. The surroundings -- a small-office/light-industrial area east of the Van Nuys Airport -- are non-descript but not in any way threatening. Parking…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Whenever I'm in Portland I usually...

Whenever I'm in Portland I usually check this place out due to close proximity from hotel. And every time I've been, I've enjoyed my visit. Was there last night and even with typical large groups, one…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

It was a very packed night....

It was a very packed night. Which was surprising because of the day, I had been here one time before and it was a good experience. The girls mostly are 6-8's with a few 10.…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

It's been some time since I've...

It's been some time since I've been in the mountains of western north Carolina on bussiness so I popped on in at the Treasure Club or TC as some of the locals call it. Their…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I strolled in a little before...

I strolled in a little before midnight and was able to use my negotiation skills to convince the door girl to comp my cover charge. I ordered two drinks and the cost was less…

Miau Miau

Mexicali, Baja California

Went here last week on a...

Went here last week on a monday night. Not too busy but that was to be expected for a monday night. Girls were 7s and 8s. Most of the guys there were being cheap so…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

Let's be clear about what this...

Let's be clear about what this place is. It is one of the few remaining strip pubs. i.e. it is not a lap dancing club in a nightclub like setting. It is a pub with…

Club SinRock

Anchorage, Alaska

Do not bother to visit this...

Do not bother to visit this club. The dancers are hot but they will try to extract lots of money from you without any real effort on their part. They don't even seem…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

I just came from a completely...

I just came from a completely underwhelming experience at Bottoms Up (review on its way). This was as great as that was horrible. Truly I had one of my all-time best experiences minutes…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My fiance and I visited the...

My fiance and I visited the Brass this past Saturday night. It was his birthday and figured it would be a nice night out. We got him on stage for a birthday dance…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This club continues to be my...

This club continues to be my local go to club. The current group of dancers are pretty hot for the most part, although as always there is an outlier or two. As has…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I was stuck in traffic on...

I was stuck in traffic on the 60 and decided to wait it out at Synn. When I arrived there were about 18 dancers. I am really starting to like this club. Wide variety of…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I would say this place...

I would say this place is average at best. Most of the girls are 6's or maybe 7's if you are lucky. There are one or two hot girls that work there but the…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

So this was my second time...

So this was my second time at an Onyx, first one was in Atlanta. I was really excited due to the fact I LOVED Onyx in Atlanta, anyway my friends and I went…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Went there with the hope of...

Went there with the hope of grabbing some dinner, but found out that the kitchen is only open on weekends. Bummer seeing I skipped lunch and I almost left, but the bartender put together…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

I visited this club by chance....

I visited this club by chance. I happen to stop at a gas station and noticed it was connected to the gas station...along with another bar too. I've heard of this club but had never…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Against my better judgement I decided...

Against my better judgement I decided to give this club another shot. I had been in recently and was wholly unimpressed with everything save the physical club itself. The building is right off…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Came in on a Thursday night...

Came in on a Thursday night around 10, was about half full. It is byob but you have to go out and refill which is kind of a pain. Stage dancing was pretty lackluster, girls…

Diamond Jim's

Whitehall, Ohio

Came back to Diamond Jim's after...

Came back to Diamond Jim's after being away for a few months. Not much has changed. ordered a beer $5 sat at the bar. Noticed about 6 dancers and about the same amount of customers.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Have been here a few times,...

Have been here a few times, it is a pretty low key place with its own parking lot. Byob they give you a solo cup to put your beer/liquor in and they have bottled water…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

It's been ages since I've been...

It's been ages since I've been to Minx, but I do have a fond memory of an Asian-American gal spending a lot of time with me one night - and spending a lot of my…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

One of the rare gems in...

One of the rare gems in the area in that they are open on Sunday. If you time it right you can getin without cover (when the troll isnt at the door window) and I…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

How else do I put this?...

How else do I put this? It's a BIKINI BAR. If you want to go watch a game and have a few beers while maybe seeing some girls flash you for a dollar,…

15 Strippers we could do without (Types 6-10)

Let's move on with five more strippers we could do without: Types 6-10 Type 6. The professional. No matter what you do for a living, you need to be a professional. You need to have a set of rules you operate by and a code of honor. This goes for dancers. Many clubs, especially nicer ones, have a house "professional." She's the girl who treats the club like it's hers. That's fine, but she also makes a point of telling you that her club isn't the place for "extras." Her club is classy. She warns you about dancers who do "bad things." She personally tries to monitor the other girls. The rule here: Let this dummy keep talking until she identifies…

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Farrah Abraham - Teen Mom/Stripper.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/15/farrah-abraham-im-stripping-for-research-just-like-jen-aniston/ I seriously had no ideal who she was. But she's now stripping in my favorite club in Austin. Though I have to say that Palazio is the only club in Austin she's right for. Palazio is THE…

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Breasts

. Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

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What clubs would you recommend for "extras" in Detroit, and what is the best are

I have read extensively on this board that Detroit is the land of "extras". All the reviews seem to indicate that it is easily and readily available. Well, guess what? I live within driving distance of this great city! What…

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Cups of sperm in VIP?

Anyone else see this stomach turning review posted on Diamond Dolls in Florida a few days ago? "In short "Don't go here". I was regular at this place and even had written few positive reviews. But this time, I saw the ugly…

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Favorite Tee Shirt Slogans

I suspect that Shadowcat could riff on this theme for a while. For me, some of the classics are: I'm no gynecologist, but I'll be happy to take a look Rehab is for quitters I overcame anorexia (worn by an obese woman)

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Porn star's observations on the ice bucket challenge

From Asa Akira's Twitter feed this weekend: "Psh I do the ice bucket challenge everyday. Except instead of ice it's cum. & instead of bucket it's cock. & instead of ALS it's for money."

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OT; Anybody remember this song? :)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+marsha+song

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Joke of the Day

How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice? Fuck her in the ass and then wipe your dick on her curtains.

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Can smart phones take decent pictures in strip clubs without the flash?

I was just wondering. A week ago I saw a guy hold up his phone as if he was taking a pic of the hot girl he was with who went to the stage tipping a topless dancer.…

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"Just a bit outside" or Why Beauty Queens should stick to stripping

http://youtu.be/k-3fGq2unpU

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Strip Clubs in the US Industry Market Research Report Now Available from IBISWor

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2014/08/prweb12095956.htm

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Dermals

Saw a stripper with a row of micro dermals above her upper lip. Made her look like Hitler. I'm ready to retire from clubbing. SMH.

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Don't ask a stripperweb girl for extras...

...Cuz that makes you disgusting. And of course the stripperweb girls have to embellish things by saying guys who ask , also act like creeps and jerks. lol https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?194627-Customers-asking-for-quot-extras-quot

Training Night

The following story is 100% true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.... We have just finished a fun day of golf, and me, my best friend Mark, and a newer friend Ned are at a local bar drinking from a cold pitcher of Miller Lite. It has been quite a while since I have been able to play hookey, and get out on the links. The beers are going down quickly, and when this happens, my urge to see naked 20-something year old hotties rises exponentially. "So Rick, where are we headed after this?" Mark says with a smile. Mark and I have been friends for a long time now, and he knows damn well that after…

15 Strippers we could do without (Types 1-5)

I recently read a couple of articles by dancers about customers they hate. I agree with and understand the point they're making. As someone who likes strip clubs, I also hate customers who: don't tip, demand extras, are there to treat the dancers badly because they have shit lives, stink, are stoned on booze or drugs, or who actually think they're going to walk out of a club with a new "girlfriend." Strip clubs are places you go to drop money to burn off some stress by having a good time with some booze and female nudity. There's also some dancer "types" we could do without as well. Here's my list: 1. The skunk. Except for the top of the line…

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Nothing like a little necrophilia to take the edge off. :)

HAMILTON COUNTY, Ohio - A man who worked in a morgue admitted to having sex with female corpses while at work, federal officials said. Kenneth Douglas, of Hamilton Co. , Ohio, admitted in court that he sexually abused three corpses…

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When you've asked dancers out OTC...is this really how most of them react?

I rarely read stripper-web, but every now and then when I'm bored I'll check it out. I came across a thread on there today that I found very interesting. One of the dancers made a thread titled "When customers ask…

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Follies First Timer

I read the reviews for Follies and it seems like the best place to visit in Georgia if a person had to choose a place to visit in Georgia. I'll be working with a limited budge, but this may…

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"Selling" the Dance

When you're in the lap dance booth have any strippers been creative in getting you to buy more dances from them other than saying the old standard "want another one?" Once (not VIP, regular lap dance area) ,in a high mileage…

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First timer and by myself

I'm on holiday here in Glasgow and I'm pretty sure tomorrow I'll be going to one the strip clubs. Thing is, it'll be both my first time at a strip club and I'll be by myself. What are some things…

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Worst time in the SC

Every strip club i've been too i got much attetion from the ladies there, they will come and introduce themselves to me. But this club im about to write about us just the , as soon as you get in…

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stanky panky

Ever get da stanky panky ? I did last night while doing a 30 min time block champaine with this sexy bitch...yeep pinky up her Ass...... God I love it when girls suprise me with shit on my finger

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spanking stage side

The story fastcars told about the pager reminded me of one. One night I was in a club and this slightyly dominatrix type dancer took a guys belt off at stage. She made him stand up and bend over so he…

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Favorite Zoos

I've never been to the San Diego Zoo but it wins on reputation alone. My favorite zoos in the Midwest The St. Louis Zoo Brookfield Zoo in Chicago The Indianapolis Zoo

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Pager (and other devices) Play

Anyone have a story something like this, about using a device to stimulate a dancer, they'd like to share? Before cell phones really took hold many people carried pagers which would vibrate for a short time when turned on or off. I…

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Are you ready for some football......Cheerleaders?

Football is finally back, and so are the cheerleaders http://sports.yahoo.com/photos/nfl-preseason-cheerleaders-slideshow/#

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Bag Boy James chicken fucker dog caught fucking a chick

Chicken fucker dog: http://youtu.be/cps-4epBZ1g

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How to make your review long enough to be accepted.

Reviews of Cheetah, Atlanta Cheetah 887 Spring St NW Atlanta, Georgia 30308 Avatar MagicHead Prop MagicHead Ignore MagicHead Send Private Message to MagicHead Joined: Aug 2014 Clubs Reviewed: 1 Total Reviews: 1 Reviewed on: August 15, 2014 Visited on:…

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Jackson MS clubs

I've looked at the reviews of the clubs but are there any others that are not listed. Will be visiting Jackson next week on business. Looking for best bang for my $$$.

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Alucard R.I.P

Was sent the following by a fellow TUSCLer: www.legacy.com/obituaries/toledoblade/obituary.aspx?pid=171871736

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Back in black and ready for crack

Hey guys it's been too long since I've been a contributing member. Was busy most of this summer working at cbs and building compoopers so it's been a real different change from the normal club and dub. How have you…

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Founder, where are our pics?

I payed for that feature. Did you get hacked? I also had a thread deleted minutes after posting that everyones avatar had dissapeared....then they came back. If you didn't delete my thread, who did?

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Zipman36: Troll feeder or troll?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30441 Either way a good candidate for ignore status.

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Worst / Most Surprising OTC Experience

What's the worst, or most surprising, OTC experience you've ever had? Mine was at a topless club which allowed no touching, sit on your hands, air dances only type. There was one dancer there with huge tits which I…

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Old Reviews

From my review of Nikki's Roadhouse (Woodstock, ON) of August, 2010...... "I got the strong impression that there is no sex in the lap dance area." Hmm......um....er....ah......NO! Three subsequent visits to this joint over the years have proven the lie to my foolish…

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Something new for me

I've been going to clubs for 20+ years but until recently I didn't go that often but today something a funny/different than what I'm used to happened. Today I went to my favorite club for lunch, I didn't plan on…

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Newest edition to discussions

Can y'all niggas see my post?

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Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale favs?

I am going to be going to Solid Gold in Fort Lauderdale in late October with a couple of friends, and was wondering if anyone can give me some fav girls for me to be on the lookout for?…

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Jayzex -- Juice's actual ex or Juice fuckin' with us?

Truth be known, I find it implausible that Juice has an ex. Dude claims to be like 500 lbs and posts like 5000 TUSCL messages a day. Is that boyfriend material? Plus there is the fact that I once visited Juice…

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Would you fuck this woman?

http://carloz.newsvine.com/_news/2014/08/13/25331422-one-year-on-how-is-ania-lisewska-doing-on-her-plan-to-have-sex-with-100000-men I think I'll pass. I have a hard enough time with sloppy seconds. :)

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From a recent Mons Venus Review

2 points in the review I thought were interesting: “… She had mobile payment on her phone …” Wow – first I hear of this from a dancer “… But with Joe not charging the dancers a fee to work there …” Hmm –…

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Tootsies Cabaret

My Name Is Charles And I Highly Recommend tootsies cabaret, the wings are great, and the drink prices are fair, the women here are hot. The Place is huge its the size of a costco. The Food here is really delicious…

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Traveling with a dancer

So I'm talking to my CF (who is quickly becoming my ATF) about maybe going on a business trip with me. Business is the excuse for me to get out of the house, but the trip would be mostly…

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bad consequences from dancers smoking pot

1) I just smoked a joint and I have dry mouth. So I can't give you a blow job.

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Lapdances

During a dance where the dancer is giving a good grind, what do you like? A cowgirl grind B reverse cowgirl grind C titty grind

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T or A

While you are at the tip rail, what dobyou preferr to recieve for your tip? A dancer sticking her ass in your face B dancer sticking her v in your face C dancer slapping you around with her tits I pick C

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How to get rid of Muslim terrorists.

The bizarre story of a man who died after trying to have sex with a donkey is circulating all over Middle Eastern news sites. Lebanese website Beiruting recently reported that a Saudi Sheikh man died after attempting to sodomize a…

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Be afraid--be vewy, vewy afraid

It seems that the Backdoor Teen Mom has taken her dubious talents and hideous fake jugs to a strip club near you (if you live in Texas). She says she's doing "research" but no one believes her. http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/13/mtv-teen-mom-farrah-abraham-turns-to-stripping/ Would you watch…

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OT: Zelda Williams and the trolls

I was reading about Robin Williams' suicide when I came across www.salon.com/2014/08/13/the_trolls_zero_in_on_zelda_williams/ What kind of ASSWHOLE trolls somebody after their father dies. Especially after he commits suicide. I don't know what to say about Robin Williams. I can remember watching Mork…

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How This Enron Exec Made $280 Million By Impregnating A Stripper?

Really? He's now married to a stripper, so his life is hell. http://www.celebritynetworth.com/articles/entertainment-articles/enron-exec-made-250-million-impregnating-stripper-getting-fired/

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Anyone Have a Favorite at Babydolls?

Do any of you that happen to make it to Babydolls on a regular or semi-regular basis have a favorite that you would be willing to reveal? Thanks, Braz

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Are all the Detroit TUSCL's accounted for?

I hope Jackslash, Wongy, Keepitbreezy Superdude and all the rest of the Detroit area strip clubbers are ok after the near record rainfall. I don't think of it when I am there but south eastern Michigan is pretty flat and…

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Best LA strip club

Staying near Santa Monica Blvd and the 405. Looking for strip club nearby that features latina and other exotic. Appreciate your input

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Best Clubs in Akron - Youngtown Ohio area

I'm going to be on a project in the Akron area in Early September and was wondering if any of you all have a handle on the better clubs. I will be going through the reviews but person insight will…

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Pretty Viejas and "Flirting Tips"

Still reflecting on TMojo's outstanding article about the TJ Hotel Cascadas and the Hong Kong Bar, and those Walmarts bed sheet straps. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=29958 I know this girl was picked for the video, and that she isn't taking anything off or otherwise going…

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Ban ban ban in this liberal and tolerant culture

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2014/08/12/parents-complain-about-woman-pole-dancing-in-ocean-city/ At least says one comment I agree with.

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what the hell ?

http://denver.craigslist.org/tag/4616625033.html

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Need a job?

SAN FRANSISCO — “Help Wanted — Special skills required.” Not an unusual job listing until you realize qualified applicants must be able to swing on pole and remove their clothes. So where do they go to find people for these…

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Denver 2AMer

FEDERAL HEIGHTS, Colo. — Two people were shot early Wednesday morning after an altercation outside a strip club. Police said the incident happened about 1:45 a.m. in the parking lot of the Platinum 84 strip club at 8485 Umatilla St., which…

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Celebrity gossip that won't irritate Dougsta!

Check this shit out www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/what-celebrity-pussies-taste-like Says that Rosie O'Donnell's pussy tastes like a bulldog's asshole. How could the possibly know that? I mean really...I could picture making a bet where the loser gives a bulldog a rimjob IF I drank enough Tequila.…

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The Tower of Terror

Did any of you see Herm Edwards last week on Mike and Mike on ESPN ? His story about taking his daughters to Disney World is priceless. He was discussing the drafting of Johnny Manziel, but it made me think…

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RIP: Lauren Bacall

For the old guys. "You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't…

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Christy Mack Pt. 2

About a month ago I had a post talking about porn star Christy Mack. I just saw on TMZ that her ex-boyfriend, War Machine, beat her to an inch of her life. http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/11/christy-mack-war-machine-photos-injuries-broken-bones-porn-star/

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Ciudad Juarez

It sounds like most of what was once Juarez has been incapacitated by drug violence. But maybe now it is starting to come back? Google Maps does not perform so well on the other side of the border. Can't…

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A 2:30 AM'er in my neck of the woods

Kelly Byer CantonRep.com staff writer Posted Aug. 11, 2014 @ 5:09 pm JACKSON TWP. A man was taken to Mercy Medical Center after being assaulted early Sunday morning outside a strip club. Jackson Township police were alerted about…

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What not to do with a dildo.

A 50-year-old man died after he got a vibrator stuck up his anus and left it too long to seek medical attention because he was embarrassed, an inquest has been told. Southwark Coroners' Court heard it took Nigel Willis five days…

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Man Beaten In Front Of ND Strip Club Dies

WILLISTON, ND - Police say a man beaten in front of a strip club in the North Dakota oil boomtown of Williston died of his injuries. Detective David Peterson says 25-year-old Dean Niederklopfer was pronounced dead at a Minot hospital…

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Detroit 1 . Shailynn 0

After getting catfished last month, missing the Detroit meet-and-greet a few weeks ago, and my friends pussying out on me for a Detroit trip the following week, I was excited to get back to Detroit for a much needed stress…