Ten's physically is one of my...

Ten's physically is one of my favorite clubs, from the outside it's a clean building with plenty of parking located in a safe part of town and the inside is no different, rivaling the nicer clubs in Vegas. It's certainly head and shoulders above its competition down the street, Kittens. Walking through the front door there was a $5 cover, and imported bottled beer cost $8 each. I overheard the bartender ring up Jaegerbombs at $12.50 each; this is not a cheap club to drink in. There is no menu to order off of either, except for Champagne rooms that get a small cheese/cracker/fruit plate.

There were about a half-dozen dancers this Thursday afternoon/evening, all of the same approximate build; not skinny but certainly not "curvy". They perform their sets on a large cloverleaf stage, which this day had four customers sitting at each of the peaks, meaning that the dancers spent almost no time at the pole in the center and instead worked the customers for tips instead. Of some entertainment value is watching the performance of each girl getting on and off the stage in stilettos, since there is no railing at the steps each girl has to help the other up and down the stairs.

Sitting at the bar you will be positively ignored by the girls here. In the 5+ hours I was there only one girl said so much as "boo" to me. Previous visits have not fared much better. There are attractive women at Ten's, but you have to go to them, which to me is rather not the point of a strip club. Even if you do get a hold of one don't bother with the Champagne service, as you will not get any more contact than you do sitting at the edge of the stage. Far and away the best value at Ten's is the excellent massage girl that walks the floor; very attentive and gives a good massage for half of what you'd pay for a single lap dance. Far and away the worst value (and part in general) is the bathroom attendant. To be sure, the bathroom is very clean, but the last thing I want to do is shell out another dollar when I'm trying to take a leak.