TUSCL News

Front Room

Is there a greater concentration of hot chicks than in large colleges/universiti

I had last Friday off and decided to go to a local public university around 20 minutes from my house and kinda hang out there for a while using their Wi-Fi and doing some stuff online that I needed to…

Front Room

Here's more Economic info for Steve

90% of Americans are poorer today than in the 1980's. excluding Shadowcat and Dougster who knew they needed extra cash for strip clubs. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1040285/pg1 I must be in the ten percent by living beneath my means. I didn't even realize I got…

Front Room

Ever participate in a gang bang?

I was offered the opportunity once back in my late 20's but passed. The girl was gorgeous. At least a 9 in most guys books. A quasi friend of mine in his 40's was dating her when she was only…

Front Room

Lolita

Just watched the movie. Surprised that the lolita in the film was actually only 13. Ever find yourself looking at a beautiful really young girl running around in shorts? Yes, cute is cute, but some girls put off a…

Front Room

OT: More great economic news - average hourly earnings have increased 33 cents o

Happy days are here again... Inflation-adjusted wages have hardly changed since the recession ended. Between July 2009 (the start of the recovery) and August 2014, real wages grew 1.4 percent. That’s total growth, not annual growth. After factoring out inflation, average…

Front Room

funny ass shit

: http://youtu.be/zfTcrjR81J8

Front Room

when life kicks you in the ass

Display Leg Butt Kick Prank: http://youtu.be/_FSuxTFfKiA

Front Room

Did you ever club like this?

Embarrassing Nightclub Photo's Week 2: http://youtu.be/-zM9KA6zi28

Front Room

College towns and strip clubs

If you look at a list of best college towns, I'm surprised that many of these towns have either zero or only one strip club (for example, Ann Arbor, MI; Tallahassee, FL; Bloomington, IN; Gaineville, FL; Madison, WI). Many…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

The interior and exterior of the...

The interior and exterior of the club is really nice, not as upscale as Rachel's but it's still a clean looking club. It was easy to move around from the entrance to the bar to…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Had time to kill on a...

Had time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon so I decided to drop in. Club itself is has nice decor and the bar was fully stocked. It took a while for the girls…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I last visited this club over...

I last visited this club over a year ago. I remember liking that it was non smoking and fully nude (therefore no alcohol is available). After paying a $15 cover to allow you to go…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

Was in town for 2 days...

Was in town for 2 days for meetings and had some time free at night so I decided to stop by 1320 II as it seemed to be the best reviewed place next to Paper…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

So I was gonna go to...

So I was gonna go to tropical lei but it was to far so I came here because of reports of extras in this club , I parked my car and entered in a Saturday…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Back to EB after reading the...

Back to EB after reading the reviews. It has been a long gap since I last visited. This time it was an odd visit. I visited on Wednesday evening at around 5:00 which was not…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Cover charge was $25, which I...

Cover charge was $25, which I thought was terribly high but not uncommon at a byob club. There were a lot of very beautiful girls in the club, but it soon became clear that the cost…

Magic Garden

Portland, Oregon

This place is really hit or...

This place is really hit or miss depending on who is dancing. Although if "Piper" is working you are in for a treat. She has to be one of the hottest strippers in…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

Stopped in to check out the...

Stopped in to check out the talent. Good crowd, lucky to get one of the last seats at the bar. I've mentioned before that they could really use a few more tables in this place.…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

As I'm from Sydney, I always,...

As I'm from Sydney, I always, always, always try to visit a club when I'm in Melbourne on business. Even on this trip which was only one lousy night, I managed to squeeze a trip…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business and thought I would give this club a try, even though I knew it was juice bar only. I am stage guy so sat right up front.…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

The club is a nice clean...

The club is a nice clean place, the dancers are however not. Most are over weight with bad attitudes. The owner tries to keep the place classy, and for the most part does. One of…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

Where else can you go to...

Where else can you go to a topless sports bar and grill? Nowhere. For a $5 cover, this place is the bomb! The girls are friendly and not pushy chatting along with you--very cool,…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Ten Dollar Tuesday, not bad at...

Ten Dollar Tuesday, not bad at all, the value is definitely there. 10 dollars gets you a standard length song topless only, for 20 you can get full nude. I was amazed at how packed this…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Made my latest visit to the...

Made my latest visit to the club, the day after Halloween and the turnout was definitely down. I guess everybody got partied out the day before. I heard from the dancers and customers that it…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It had been about a year...

It had been about a year since I last visited Little Darlings and I was in the mood for some nakedness so I thought I'd give them another shot. I was very disappointed on my…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

So, this is pretty much the...

So, this is pretty much the only real strip club in Maine. There are some other hole in the wall places, but this is by far the only one worth while. The Vip…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

It's literally a car wash. ...

It's literally a car wash. Drive in, two dancers take off their tops and scrub er down. Don't know what they charge, never had it done. But there is a bar and tables…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

Three weeks ago I was in...

Three weeks ago I was in a little later in the afternoon looking for the blond that did a great dance the first time and a so so dance the next. She wasn't in so…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

First time I attended several girls...

First time I attended several girls approached and claimed for a private room they would get fully naked and could be "touched", which included their breasts but not between their legs. Luckily I held out and…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I was kind of down on...

I was kind of down on my options here .. I tried to go to irvings/ club plush... I think that place is closed and is being used as a event place now. club x…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Pin ups is starting to get...

Pin ups is starting to get more girls during the day. Most of the girls are average, not really any 10s or stars, but the girls there are great for dances that are only…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Dropped by early on a Saturday...

Dropped by early on a Saturday afternoon, not a lot of dancers on duty. Club is pretty large, and one of the nicer places in Atlanta. Smoking is allowed, but there wasn't a strong smoke…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Came to Niagara for a weekend...

Came to Niagara for a weekend with a few buddies and decided to go to sundowners after reading reviews on here.we arrived around 9 pm on a saturday night. it wasn't packed which was nice.…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This place has been here for...

This place has been here for years. It's very small, when you walk in they search you and then you look for a seat or head to the bar for a drink. Bartender is attractive…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

This has to be one of...

This has to be one of the best clubs in the area that I have been to. Went there on a Friday afternoon to cut some time and meet some cool girls and so I…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I've reviewed here many times before....

I've reviewed here many times before. Man, the girls are never disappointing. The dances are only $25 and every hour they run a 2 for $40 special, which includes a tshirt or promotional item. They…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Well, came back once gain to...

Well, came back once gain to the best club in the Valley. Saw Milan, a thin, very pretty Asian, with natural everything. Her Stage dance was excellent. She alowed some interaction with customers sitting close…

The Brass Ass Lounge

Newport, Kentucky

I wasn't expecting much when I...

I wasn't expecting much when I arived because of the reputation this club has buy upon walking in I saw two girls that were probably 7's. Bartends were not very fast but I did eventually…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

This...

This club (Saginaw Deja vu)is very plush very comfortable seating. plenty of room to party. Most of the ladies are out of this world gorgeous Unique, Monet,…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

It has been some time since...

It has been some time since I had visited the Block as I lived in New Jersey for many years. Having moved back to Maryland a couple of years ago, I finally decided to go…

Misty's Exotic

Hertel, Wisconsin

I stop their the other night...

I stop their the other night never been to the Place only had four girls working. they were dancing for a while while I was their. they have ok girls mostly what youd as we for…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Notable dancers are - Sara, Ivy,...

Notable dancers are - Sara, Ivy, Sadie, Duchess, Mimi, Jenny, Jena, Savanah Blue, Vivian, Sylvie, Naomi, Monika, Scarlett. +Sara - White, 5'4" spinner. shapely and gives sexy dances. +Ivy - Beauty with brains. 5'4" redhead who…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I went to the mens club...

I went to the mens club with a couple other people and we expected this to be one of the nicest clubs in the area. It is a high class place but the dancers…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

This is clearly the AAA of...

This is clearly the AAA of Flashdancers. The club has an odd setup in that you walk in to a bar that is secluded from the dance area. There are a few girls…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This is a beautiful club. Too bad...

This is a beautiful club. Too bad it's location prevents it from receiving the business it deserves. The staff is super friendly and very accommodating. The girls are very friendly too, lots of variety here. More ethnic…

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

I missed this place the first...

I missed this place the first time going a little too fast but it was on the left. looks like a neighborhood bar if u ask me. no alcohol here so I got me a…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Platinum Plus is the largest gentlemen's...

Platinum Plus is the largest gentlemen's club in the upstate. As such one would expect to find a lively atmosphere full of sexy, happy naked dancing ladies. On my most recent visit, I encountered a…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

The Harem is very much a...

The Harem is very much a hit and miss place. One day there can be a solid 7-8 dancers that are at least 7s or 8s, and the next it is fat chick nite, with…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Visited Roxy's last Friday in along...

Visited Roxy's last Friday in along while. Club is in Brooklyn which is not exactly safest neighborhood, but parking lot does have security personnel. Club it self is little run down interior decoration and atmosphere…

Da Bodega Gentleman Club

Cleveland, Ohio

I've been coming here, off &...

I've been coming here, off & on, for years. However, only 4-5 time per year. The front door is normally locked with a door man there to open the door. No cover charge…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a tuesday evening so wasn't expecting too much but this club surprised me it had a neighborhood feel to the club and seemed like few regulars were there talkin with the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

If you’re thinking of driving here...

If you’re thinking of driving here because the pickings are so slim in Orlando, don’t bother. It’s nothing to go out of your way for, and it really is very out of the way. It…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Like others have said, crazy crazy...

Like others have said, crazy crazy loud! The kind of loud that chases you out of the place. That's why I give it the 6 for physical club. But it seemed like this place had the…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Went to gallaghers on a tuesday...

Went to gallaghers on a tuesday because I had a strong urge to see titties. should have just looked at porn on line. These are the most unenthusiastic dancers EVER! maybe it was the music…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

This club is my and my...

This club is my and my husbands favorite place to spend a Friday night. We've been to several strip clubs, local and in Vegas, and we drive 100 miles to come to this specific place…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

This is a legendary club. In...

This is a legendary club. In fact this is my favorite club in and around Kansas City.The dancers are professional,classy,and extremely well versed in the art of the lap dance.The club is set up in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

"Welcome back my friends to the...

"Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside." Look it up. It's the opening lyrics to a 1973 song by Emerson, Lake and…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

This place is right in Downtown...

This place is right in Downtown San Francisco, visited as I had read good things. But the club was below my expectations. Dancers in the start were not that good, later after 11 a few…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Was planning to go here for...

Was planning to go here for a long time now. Finally made it Saturday evening 2 weeks around 11ish. The area around the club looks shady. There is a free extended lighted parking lot that…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Checked out this place since it...

Checked out this place since it was recently renovated. A bit off the beaten path but parking is free and abundant. It is just about the cleanest club I have been to. The layout is…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Me and group of work friends...

Me and group of work friends ended up taking a cab to Spearmint Rhino for some after work festivities. It was a Wednesday evening and we figured it'd be slow and we could have the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I've been in this cute little...

I've been in this cute little Club a bunch of times over the years, and it just keeps getting better and better. My favorite entertainer is a really unbelieveably so ohmygod hot Asian girl…

Charlie's Angels

Toledo, Ohio

Awesome time. Probably the best in...

Awesome time. Probably the best in town. Everytime i have been here, we have been a medium sized mixed group of males and females and we usually only buy each other dances instead of buying…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I went in the afternoon on...

I went in the afternoon on a weekday. Definitely a decent trip and worth the time. The valet outside is kind of surly, but no need to worry about your automobile. You…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited this place about 10 times...

Visited this place about 10 times in the last half a year. Always a great time to be had, you can have your pick of any ethnicity and body time you want. About half the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

This place is almost directly across...

This place is almost directly across the street from Mons Venus and I typically bounce back and forth between the two on the rare occasions I'm back in my old hometown of Tampa, a feat…

Silver Rain

Detroit, Michigan

Friday afternoon at Scores After spending roughly...

Friday afternoon at Scores After spending roughly 30 minutes at Coliseum without being approached decided to cash out and head over to Scores. Arrived at 5 pm, parking lot was more or less empty, valeted the…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

One word: Weak I should've known better...

One word: Weak I should've known better (considering, I'm from the DC area and I know my way around the DC Metro strip club scene). Nevertheless, I did want to take a peak inside and check…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I made my way to Follies...

I made my way to Follies for the second time. I had high expectations after the first time I was there. I got there around 2 and had to valet park which was $5.…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I stopped by here on my...

I stopped by here on my way out of town. It was still daylight so I was OK in there area. I walked in with no cover. In the past, this has always just been…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I must say that this place...

I must say that this place is still my favorite in NJ. The quality of girls continues to be mostly between 6-9 with mostly young, Russian and Eastern European girls. The girls are super friendly…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Came in on a late Wednesday...

Came in on a late Wednesday night and it was very dead in the club. The only thing really happening was a bachelor party. The girls brought the guest of honor onto the stage and…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

I had not been in over...

I had not been in over 10 years but decided to stop in one night while driving by. I am glad I did. Although the club certainly has lost a little luster since…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I hit up the Sundowner on...

I hit up the Sundowner on a Thursday night. Got there early, around 7 and it was pretty empty. As I got settled and watched a couple of shows the night shift girls got there…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Needed a night out and haven't...

Needed a night out and haven't been to CF's in a while... thought there might be some new blood since last visit, and had a craving for some nudie dancers to entertain me. Stopped in…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Mardi Gras has become our afternoon...

Mardi Gras has become our afternoon go to place when traffic is bad. It is a friendly and nice place. First, the girls. Our reason to come to the club. Mardi Gras has some…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Stopped in late after a UT...

Stopped in late after a UT football game. First time back at this club in a very long time. Physically, a smaller club with only adequate parking available. Cover was $10. Wide mixture…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

As a place to go, drink...

As a place to go, drink a few beers, and look at some slightly-more-attractive-than-average girls, this place is great. As a strip club, it's not. Went on a weekday late afternoon/early evening. Cover was $5, but…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearmint Rhino is a classic. ...

Spearmint Rhino is a classic. One of the best places I've been to. This is my recommendation: Do a lap around the joint, and then post up in the room with the stage/pole.…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

A dive-like strip club in an...

A dive-like strip club in an old industrial blue-collar river town. There are two stages. One in the center of the room, which is surrounded by the bar area and bar seats.…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Visited Bonita Flats twice during my...

Visited Bonita Flats twice during my week in KC. The first visit was in the afternoon and a big disappointment. Had good luck in here in the past with the day shift, but not today.…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Hadn't been to this place since...

Hadn't been to this place since it was Tango's, lord knows how many years ago that was. Got turn off on the place and visited Bonita Flats with every visit. But the Flats was extremely…

Skippers Club

Warren, Ohio

Well it was my first time...

Well it was my first time at the club in over six months. Not because I hadn't wanted to go just all going on and now with a broken foot the cabin fever was too…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

After a few drinks on Bourbon...

After a few drinks on Bourbon Street, I walked in here thinking it was the actually Rick's Cabaret. Didn't realize it wasn't until I walked past the other place later in the evening.…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

I get to Chicago occasionally for...

I get to Chicago occasionally for business. It is always a tough call on which club to visit, Club 390, Atlantis, Industrial Strip, or one of others (Club O, Skybox, polekatz). During the…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Had been told this was a...

Had been told this was a good club for high mileage so I decided to drive out from OP to check it out. At first I thought it might be a perfect out of the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Considering the location, this place is...

Considering the location, this place is not too bad physically. Plenty of free parking, fairly well kept up inside and out. Sure the girls are pretty ghetto. But there are plenty of extras available…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Was in Lawrence, so I decided...

Was in Lawrence, so I decided to check out the Outhouse. I had been here once before and did not have a good time. The talent level was very high this visit. Was very impressed…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Like all the other reviewers, had...

Like all the other reviewers, had to pay $10 dollars to park in the gravel lot. I've always wanted to check this place out, I love latinas and you can sometimes get great mileage…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Yet another men trip to the...

Yet another men trip to the Landing Strip. Might have been 10 girls working. None higher than a 6. A couple on Bogarts level. The service from the bar and bouncer/door…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

I met my first solid 9...

I met my first solid 9 here the other day...but I'm getting ahead of things. I stopped in (thanks to some reviews here) and as mentioned was offered the $20 entry which included 2 table…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is the best club in...

This is the best club in Vegas. I was in town for a conference and headed over after dinner. There were many, many girls to choose from. They seemed to be friendly but you could…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Paradise I went on a Thursday night....

Paradise I went on a Thursday night. About 10 girls working & most were hot. This is a smoking club.  The dancers rotated on stage every 2 songs. All the girls got topless. A tip of a…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is very hit or...

This place is very hit or miss. I'm an afternoon club patron so that is certainly a part of it, but I've walked in here on more than one occasion to find no girls…

Front Room

OT: My apologies to Nikifree and Others.

It's late in the Southeast. I blew a shit ton of money at PP Cola. Saw a few discussions on the board maybe felt like trolling. For the most part people in the TUSCL community are very friendly…

Front Room

STILL SEEING HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS AFTER MARRIAGE

I actually know way more guys that are married that don't do either than guys that are married that do either or both. my question is why bother getting married if you're going to wind up doing either or both…

Front Room

How can I get founder to delete my club reviews.

I want to have my pass club reviews deleted. Is that possible?

Front Room

Strip club offers $50 bar tab to anyone who testifies in their favor

Liquor Board denies expanded tavern license for Fells Point steakhouse that the community fears would become a mega-bar The Ritz Cabaret “gentleman’s club” in Fells Point had a big trust problem going into yesterday’s Liquor Board hearing. Community leaders have been skeptical…

Front Room

Floyd Mayweather Jr strip club, sexually harrass strippers.

According to police, Floyd Mayweather Jr s?xually harasses strippers. Mayweather has denied the charge. The Las Vegas Police Department has reportedly sent out messages to numerous strip clubs telling them that Floyd Mayweather Jr and his entourage take over clubs and…

Front Room

When the wife wants so much sex that...

...you don't have much left in the tank for outside fun. Odd enough I have been facing this recently. I say odd because, with us both in our 40s with 3 kids that she cares for all day, things are…

Front Room

Freckles

I like Irish girls, as well as others who have similar traits. But a couple of weeks back I had an OTC experience with a girl who had freckles from head to toe. I have fucked girls of almost every…

Front Room

Japanese Bikini Game

http://youtu.be/DHX1wXUqoB8 Movie Trailer for kamisama no iutoori (As The Gods Will)

Front Room

Halloween used to be the best strip club night

I remember a little blond girl dancing under the name " Tabbatha". She entered the stage to AC.DC " Hells bells with a cloak and hood, wisps oof blond hair showing, she through her head back revealing a face out…

Front Room

Do you really want to go to a club that has had to call for the cops 412 times?

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The North Carolina Alcohol Beverage Control Commission has suspended the alcohol permit for a strip club in Charlotte after Wednesday’s shooting that left two people wounded. Officers said there have been 412 calls for service to Club…

Front Room

Ever wonder...

How cool a San Jose Guy post would be if you just took every third word and strung them together? I bet those posts would be seriously coo-el. Or it could be like the Bible code, where you line them up…

Front Room

Offtopic. is it really necessary for a town to run the tornado sirens when it un

I think not. However we are already got at least 1/2 of snow on all grassy surfaces here west of Columbia South Carolina. Highs today expected in the upper 40's. Shadow said one inch of snow can shut…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

This place is pretty quiet in...

This place is pretty quiet in the afternoon. I parked on the street in front, but I wished I had brought a 8 quarters (for the 2 hour limit). Cover charge was $19 -- in…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

I only stopped in long enough...

I only stopped in long enough to enjoy an IPA for $4. The club was small and a bit divey but was cool enough for a quick beer and some naked women. It…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Last visit to the BP was...

Last visit to the BP was on a Monday night a couple of weeks ago. Dancers were Fernanda, Nicci, Jasmine, Ruby and Cassidy. I have been back with all of the above at one time…

Black Cauldron

Portland, Oregon

My visit was on a Sunday...

My visit was on a Sunday evening, and I had a great time. There were about 8 dancers and about the same number of customers, so maybe it was a slow night. This…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Carl's was empty on a hump...

Carl's was empty on a hump day? Say it isn't so. To be fair I did go there a month ago on a Saturday night and had a great time. But this week I went…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

I visited the newly-remodeled FN on...

I visited the newly-remodeled FN on a Tuesday afternoon, so there were only a handful of dancers working. Because I came early, there was no cover, but you must buy a drink for $5, and…

The Den Gentlemen's Club

Cheyenne, Wyoming

Arrived relatively early, around 7, club...

Arrived relatively early, around 7, club was pretty empty.I have been here on the weekends as well and it is much more crowded and lively then. 3 stages, usually only used if the club is…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

This is my favorite club in...

This is my favorite club in the area. I've been many times in the afternoons. They usually have 3-5 girls who are all very talkative. The number of patrons ranges, but never…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

I went to this place for...

I went to this place for the first time in about 8 months. Not much has changed. It is still a hole in the wall. The club is small and dank. There are a few…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Frightday what better to do than...

Frightday what better to do than visit Capital Cabaret? Club exterior and interior as previously mentioned is top notch. One complaint this time, almost walked into a tree decoration in the entrance. Dang Halloween…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

This place isn't much from the...

This place isn't much from the outside, standard purple adult toy/DVD place. I got there at 9 AM and was greeted by a very friendly attractive (7 out of 10) girl who told me…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited on a Saturday afternoon....

Visited on a Saturday afternoon. no cover but required water our other non alcoholic drunk. Easy to park and not to far from 95. Fewer dancers than during afternoon on…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

At least they renovated the place....

At least they renovated the place. This place, which used to be the Foxy Lady, had outdated decor, smelled awful, and had a lot of creepy customers. Now it looks like something that…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

In one word avoid. 1. I walk...

In one word avoid. 1. I walk in and there is no one on stage. I wait. I wait. 15 minutes before anyone shows. There are large gaps between every set. 2. The strippers looked bored. Very…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I was in the area Friday...I...

I was in the area Friday...I knew it was early, but I checked the club's website on my phone and the website said the club opened at 11:30 AM. So I pulled into the…

Front Room

Do all these Zombie movies and tv shows remind you of the other strip club custo

Many often sit there like zombies. Only a few tippers seem to have any life still in them. Seem familiar? I guess the main difference is that they aren't trying to eat you. Although I did see a dancer that made me…

Front Room

Offtopic can you watch recent tv shows for free online on hula or do you need to

Just wondering. I keep falling asleep watching tv and keep missing various episodes of various shows.

Front Room

changing of club habbits

Ive been a long time regular at a hand full of local clubs...im tired of this....im going to spice shit up by clubbing less witch means im going to save up to travel the states more and frequent more trashy…

Front Room

how hard is it to add a like button ?

Some times i dont feel like commenting...a like button is needed.....until then im just going to comment the word "Like"

Front Room

For those that appreciate areolas

Do you have a preference of pink vs brown, colored – or no preference?

Front Room

Not something you see too often

If you happen to be a fan of skinny chicks w/ big natural tits; - then you may like this. Thoughts: a) turn-on b) turnoff-off c) meh d) other http://www.xvideos.com/video8112333/huge_natural_teen_want_to_fuck

Front Room

Halloween Night in So. Carolina

Best SC to visit. A) PP Cola B) PP Green C) Lush D) other recommendations and no I won't bother with GA or No. Carolina clubs. Every time has been super fckn lame. (* Unless I absolutely should drive to ATL tonight because it's…

Front Room

Everything I need to know about strip clubs ...

Everything I need to know about strip clubs, I learned in kindergarten Ask before you touch If you play with something that is sticky or messy, wash your hands afterwards When you want something badly, always say please Be friendly If it…

Front Room

What I learned in strip clubs

"Go inside the world of four traveling strippers, who leave their homes in order to chase more profitable prospects. "This is Life with Lisa Ling: Road Strip" airs Sunday, November 2, at 10 p.m. ET/PT. " It sounds like this show…

Front Room

US GDP And Jobless Claims Yesterday?

Ok, so the jobless claims lucked out two weeks on a row and seemed low due to statistical noise, I bet they were very high again yesterday, right? As they should be since steve229 says we are on the verge…

Front Room

This Year's Most Popular Stripper Halloween Costumes?

Happy Halloween! Are your favorite dancers dressing up for Halloween? If so, what costumes will they be wearing? From my own informal poll, this year's most popular stripper costumes will be: a. Sexy nursing student b. Sexy real estate agent c.…

Front Room

More semi-good news for Metro Atlanta Strip Clubs (The Pink Pony)

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/brookhaven-to-negotiate-with-pink-pony-in-private/nhtqp/

Front Room

probably last time at a club

Don't want this to be a big bummer but my brother in law is dying of leukemia. He's at the stage of trying to get into a Stage 1 FDA trial (not accepted yet); so this xmas we're heading down…

Front Room

Age to Stop

Does anyone think there is an age at which one is too old to go to a strip club? Or does age just not matter as long as the clubber enjoys watching the dancersstrip and getting lap dances?…

Front Room

Catcalls - Is it really that bad or did they just pick the wrong neighborhood

This was all over my local news last night. I’m sure this happens to some extent; but I don’t think what’s shown in the vid is the norm – I think it’s kinda slanted to promote the creators’ viewpoint/agenda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmD2nozwNcI

Front Room

Did you Hear?

Juicebox69 is getting married to Jackie at the Piggly Wiggly?

Front Room

That may be what you can get discounted price today

The best way to make people feel like they should have fucked jackie right away and asked for recommendations, but do not have doors. I will be back to the Penthouse hour and I love it. Directions to the Penthouse…

Front Room

First Time OTC Questions

Recently had a dancer offer to give "house call" lap dances. I've never done a house call before and I've got some questions: - I saw a few people say NOT to have a stripper come to your place.…

Front Room

Weekend Trip Suggestions Please!

I’m looking at a weekend getaway in the near future. I’m unsure of which city might be best suited however, so I’m curious to hear the opinions of others. Below is a list of my experiences and general thoughts surrounding…

Front Room

Las Vegas Trip

Two of my brothers have talked me into joining them on a jaunt to Las Vegas next month. This trip is meant more for some filial bonding than anything else. Are golf courses open in Las Vegas in November? Lord,…

Front Room

Great Moments in PL History

I had a great moment in PL history this morning. A stripper called me because her boyfriend need gas to go to work and neither of them had any money. She asked me to meet the boyfriend at…

Front Room

Did you ever go into a gay strip club or bar by accident or on purpose?

Back in the 70's I did once. The wife and I were partying with a GF of hers and things were looking ripe for a 3 some. Well we ran on out booze and I had to keep this party…

Front Room

College football matchups for nov 1

Well it looks like a rather quiet football weekend but there still are some key games happening. Who do you think will prevail in these matchups? Tcu vs WVU Auburn vs ole miss Arizona vs UCLA Utah vs Arizona state

Front Room

Bitches and their 15 minutes

Looks like these ladies are taking their 15 minutes for all they are worth: Check out this article from USA TODAY: Maine nurse defies quarantine order by taking bike ride http://usat.ly/1tFqmHo Check out this article from USA TODAY: 29-year-old cancer patient puts off assisted suicide http://usat.ly/1tFiZzK

Front Room

A Modest Proposal

I realize that adding a term to the tuscl glossary is a Herculean task akin to amending the Constitution. Nevertheless, there are 27 amendments to the Constitution despite how difficult it is to change that sacred document. So, it's…

Front Room

drunken sexual debauchery

"drunken sexual debauchery" is a great phrase, occurring in a story about a strip club owner convicted of perjury. The phrase would correctly describe my latest strip club visit. Would it describe yours? http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/former-strip-club-owner-sentenced-to-prison-for-perjury-b99380727z1-280810322.html

Front Room

Does Size Matter?

Size doesn't matter. Yeah, right. http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/ I loved the last sentence about not remembering it was there.

Front Room

Are you possessed?

Here's a quiz to find out. According to the quiz results, I am possessed. hahaha. http://www.quotev.com/quiz/2713451/Are-you-Possessed/

Front Room

You guys like cigars?

I prefer mine to be hand rolled on the thighs of virgin Cuban cuties, but in a pinch, Swisher Sweets or Black and Mild will do.

Front Room

Houston clubs

Long gone are the days of stripper forts and the glory days of st James. I find myself traveling to Houston in a few weeks and I have no idea where I should strip club. I will be…

Front Room

Whippers and Strippers

From what I understand of Spanish, the locals near this Peruvian strip club get pissed off over all of the prostitution and crime it is bringing to their neighborhood. They go and lash the strippers, club employees, and pathetic losers…

Front Room

Finally some good news for Atlanta club goers.

Oct 29, 2014 FOREST PARK GA — City Council just voted to settle a lawsuit with the owners of two strip clubs the city put out of business almost three years ago. ##The 3-2 vote was decided in a called meeting…

Front Room

Pseudo 2AMer

Maybe not 2 AM or anyone killed, but when less than 8 miles from my home and a club a TUSCLer attends, I thought it newsworthy. As an aside, this is the club (3-4 incarnations ago) where I met my ATF,…

Front Room

OT: More great economic news - homeownership in America has collapsed

Tell your fav to get her real estate license ready! The U.S. homeownership rate has fallen to a 19-year low. Which of course means - nowhere to go but up, baby! http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/10/homeownership-is-historically-weakdont-blame-millennials/382010/

Front Room

Feds: Scam paid for strippers, lavish home, lifestyle

These thieves seem to have had a successful business, but they also stole from their clients. Maybe the strippers' influence rubbed off on them. http://www.gastongazette.com/spotlight/feds-scam-paid-for-strippers-lavish-home-lifestyle-1.393189

Front Room

Charlotte 2AMer.

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating an overnight shooting at a south Charlotte strip club that left two people hurt. Officers responded to Club Onyx on Old Pineville Road just before 2:30 a.m. after a man and woman were shot…

Front Room

My Dream Stripper, Part 2

Early last week I reported on my dream stripper. Executive summary: she's an incredibly beautiful redhead with a perfect body including unbelievably huge natural breasts. A girl next door 10 who had only been stripping for a week…

Front Room

Spearmint Rhino Ad

http://www.adrants.com/2014/10/ok-so-spearmint-rhino-strip-club.php

Front Room

This kid will be a regular TUSCL poster soon

Kid digs guns and stealing women's underwear. As soon as he starts asserting that he makes $350K a year he will have ev'rything he needs to be a groovy TUSCL poster. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/benjamin-hawkins-underwear_n_6056846.html

Front Room

OT: Volunteers Needed to Test Ebola Vaccine for $845

Tired of waiting for the economic boom? Hate going to the strip club with only $7 in your pocket? Or maybe you make $350K/yr, but you’ve had some “unexpected expenses” come up and need to make some quick cash so you can…

Front Room

Another Teacher having Sex with High School Student

The teacher had the student's name tattooed on her body. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2810685/Teacher-sex-female-student-16-caught-TATTOOED-body.html

Front Room

They're grrrrrreat!

Do not own porno with a dude dressed as Tony the Tiger. That shit can get you arrested. www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cleared-porn-possession-tiger-sex-video-revealed-costume-article-1.1989701

Front Room

Civilian Women and their Preferences

Civilian Women Regarding the recent discussions involving "civies:" Admittedly my experience may be skewed, but over the last couple of years I have had the occasion to meet over dinner and drinks with a not inconsiderable number of attractive, young civilian women,…

Front Room

Off topic - Disney shaft

My sister-in-law, who has been a faithful employee for almost 35 years, just got a termination notice from Disney. On her last day she will be six, that's right, six weeks short of retirement. She started in reservations and has…

Front Room

Hey LDK,there is someone claiming to be you at PP Cola.

You migrating

Front Room

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Star Wars Nerds

Not kidding, this shit is funny http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x115u4_triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-star-w_fun

Front Room

Halloween in Atlanta

I will be in Atlanta this Halloween. Are there any "Gotta Go" clubs in the afternoon or early evening?

Front Room

Jokes of the day....Redd Foxx

yes, this stuff cracks me up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0N9uOXdiEU

Front Room

Are you kidding me?

Fast company is kinda going liberal here... yes, there are a couple of jerks. But most were NOT harassing her. http://www.fastcoexist.com/3037744/watch-this-video-about-what-its-like-to-walk-around-while-female

Front Room

Portland, Aphrodities Hot Lingerie Party, front room versus back room issues?

I see that this place rates number 3, just after the Hong Kong Bar and Adelita's. Quite an honor. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?ID=105 There are actually lots of Lingerie Modeling / Adult Entertainment places. There are more in Portland, and there are many…

Front Room

stuck in traffic

Well i am stuck in traffic so i will write a couple of club reviews. Better late than never, so i have heard

Front Room

Atlanta 2 AMer

ATLANTA -- One person was hurt in a shooting inside a northwest Atlanta strip club Tuesday morning. It happened shortly before 1 a.m. at Dreams Gentlemen's Club in the 1700 block of Northside Drive NW. Police said the victim suffered a non-life-threatening…

Front Room

Entries from the Stripper Speak Phrase Book

What strippers say and what they really mean. Please feel free to make your own additions. I'm in school ... means ... I took a class at a community college once I'm in a relationship... means ... I live…

Front Room

Have we already discussed THIS hot teacher that fucked a student?

Seems like there are so many it is hard to keep track. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800800/teacher-24-admitted-having-sex-male-cheerleader-confronted-naked-photo-sent.html 17-year old dude she fucked was on the frickin' cheer squad. Only way I'd join the cheer squad is if A) the coach was a HAWT 20-something; and B)…

Front Room

can't argue with science...

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f225/blow-jobs-good-womans-health-help-fight-depression-110958/

Front Room

strange things in clubs

What is the strangest thing you have seen a customer do in a club around Halloween? I was at the Bus Stop in Boulder, minding my own business. I was in the restroom taking a whizz and some chick walks…

Front Room

Port St Lucie

Not to many current reviews in Port St Lucie. Any recommendations?

Front Room

OT: The Economist is totally clueless about the coming economic boom

"THE world economy is not in good shape. The news from America and Britain has been reasonably positive, but Japan’s economy is struggling and China’s growth is now slower than at any time since 2009. Unpredictable dangers abound, particularly from…

Front Room

Leeches

I took a vacation day to catch up on some yard work on this nice October day. Came indoors and was flipping thru the channels - and what did I find? "The African Queen" Bogart is one ugly dude…

Front Room

Pictures of clubs on tuscl

One of the changes over the past several weeks is there are pictures added to clubs. Some of these are a logo or a pic of a dancer. Some are pics of the outside of the club itself. Some of…

Front Room

Any of you guys play Grand Theft Auto?

I tried a few times, but I had no instructions or patience. So I never made it to cars, clubs, strippers,.....I was lucky to swipe a bicycle and punch a few people, before getting mowed down by some Mexican gang.

Front Room

San Francisco Clubs

It’s rare these days that I go to a city where I don’t know something about the clubs, but I’m headed to SF and I’ve never been to a club there. I’ve read the reviews, and frankly I’m…

Front Room

Finally, the CDC has come to their senses!

Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219

Front Room

This Was How I Broke Up With My Fave Dancer, How Was Yours?

This happened today, I met up with her around 1:30PM somewhere along I205. She was shopping we met up inside the store, of course I paid the bill which was less than $20, not really that big. After that, we…

Front Room

Wish there was a ROB report on TUSCL

With all the collective members visiting clubs on a weekly basis, it would be awesome if we had a section dedicated to ROBs and just unpleasant strippers. By region and clubs, like the club reviews only specific to Strippers behaving…

Front Room

Pole Dancing Fails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40C1MO4jk2o