Advertise on a Stripper

My money shot across her tits is better than a Jackson Pollack.

How about a cootchie shaved in the shape of the Nike swoop?

Kind of a cool idea except we don't need any more ink on women's bodies.

Cool idea! We need more ink on women's bodies.

I can see it now "Wanted. Blow Job. See shadowcat". :)

"wagyu quality" would be good on a stripper's ass

What I was actually thinking of was making some street attire for the TJ Hong Kong Bar dancers. Maybe someone wants to take a break and take them across the street to eat. Or maybe sometimes business is slow and so maybe they actually do go out and stand on the sidewalk in front.

The uniforms don't have to be super skimpy. They are inspired by the school uniforms, but not identical. Say some satiny cloth and a button down top and a flaring skirt. Just have them made in quantity and in various sizes and colors, and then give each girl a few.

But then you could also write "Hong Kong Bar" on them. So it would be like the sponsorship iconography on race cars.

That TJ Zona sounds like such a cool place. Almost like the whole thing, sidewalks and all, are one big strip club.

SJG

"Could you turn back around and hold still for a second please? I didn't get that coupon code for the Chinese take-out across the street."

Jack-in-the-Box probably would outsell Carl's Jr.

I saw a video, and what it seemed to be was TJ HK dancers out in front of the club. They were in mini-dresses and school uniforms. But they were hotter looking than any street hookers I have ever seen, even just in videos and photographs.

They were also wearing full height stripper shoes. Usually the TJ street hookers don't go quite that far. So these ones must not have walked far. They were right next to the HK bar doorway.

Why not, if biz is slow inside.

I would love to have a girl on my arm, wearing HK bar colors.

SJG

"TJ Street Hookers." Great. Now I can't help but picture William Shatner working undercover as a street walker in TJ.