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Diddling on edge of bed with one foot on floor...

zipman68
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read

The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this...

Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a bit dubious, given that the first price (for "French fashion, with finger in ass hole") uses the dollar symbol. Perhaps Londonguy will correct me, but I thought that £ has been in use for centuries.

Regardless, it's funny as shit.

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I mean, who wouldn't want a good ol' “back scuttling while woman rubs your nuts with a feather; must stay out of poop hole”? And that for a mere $3.85. I think even jerikson40 could dig that shit since it specifies "no brown eye"

Personally, I'd go for "Pinkey's special". WEEE-YAWWW!!!

That pervert Juice would probably go for the "Finger fucking with juice". #sausage.fingers

Didn't click at first that notation doesn't seem to be the pre-decimal notation...so very unlikely to be real 1912 vintage London brothel menu. Still funny as shit...

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