Don't like what you see in a strip club. Do you walk or settle?
rogertex
Texas
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Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers.
The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance.
From time to time, we do run into a club with no dancer meeting your taste. None.
What do you do ? Finish your drinks, close the tab and leave. Visit another club?
Or - settle for what's available. And blow the party money anyway.
I make up my mind about which club to visit and then settle for the best available dancers. No club hopping or heading back home.
But then - my last club visit there were half a dozen faves - and was havin such a good time that hated to leave - but exhausted my weekly budget because two days earlier I spent a wad on what was available.
I'm strict about holding to a budget - that's the only way I'll be able to enjoy this contact sport for another decade (or two).
What do you do when dancers on duty don't measure up ?
Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers.
The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance.
From time to time, we do run into a club with no dancer meeting your taste. None.
What do you do ? Finish your drinks, close the tab and leave. Visit another club?
Or - settle for what's available. And blow the party money anyway.
I make up my mind about which club to visit and then settle for the best available dancers. No club hopping or heading back home.
But then - my last club visit there were half a dozen faves - and was havin such a good time that hated to leave - but exhausted my weekly budget because two days earlier I spent a wad on what was available.
I'm strict about holding to a budget - that's the only way I'll be able to enjoy this contact sport for another decade (or two).
What do you do when dancers on duty don't measure up ?
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If I'm not impressed with any of the dancers I just don't get dances from them to avoid wasting my money. There's not much worse than getting a LD from a dancer when you aren't into her and realizing halfway through the dance that you can't wait for the dance to end.
Amazing. 100% voted - "Walk away" over "Settle".
Would even settle for a dumb politician to run our gov - but would walk from a so-so dancer wanting to sit on your lap ! Funny - even when Chandler is serious.
chandler: "I always settle for less when I vote. When it comes to strippers, no way."
I'll need to try walking away but not sure if Rosie will work as a substitute in "no possibility of blue balls" club.
On this trip a gang of young guys were at the entrance threatening a drunk patron who came in and proceeded to pass out with a face plant next to the bar. I saw no reason to stay, left and went to my regular club, met a 25 year old spinner (8+) who provided a very nice BBBJCIM. Why stay where I saw no benefit when nirvana is 30 minutes away?
Ha Ha
In general; if the club is not doing it for me I’ll bounce – if I went b/c I was bored; I’ll probably go home and save my $$$ for another visit – if I’m in the mood to SC that day/eve; then I’ll hit another club.
I also got flexibility in that I can often hit SCs pretty much whenever I want (no wife/kids) – so if a visit is not good; I can just hit another club the next day.
You guys are a riot !
Barely legal !
Whether or not I go to another club is a matter of the timing of the evening. In my part of the world, there isn't a part of town where the clubs are, there's one on the northwest side, one on the southeast side, one well north of town, one on the south side, etc. So it depends on what's going on. If it's a night where I'm determined to either get what I want or stay out until the clubs close, then I'm headed to another club. If it's a quick, "blow off some steam" type stop, save my cash and try again another night.
Fact is though, this never happens. The more I am around a girl the more I will come to like her. I can be patient and find one that I like. I have been to the worst dives around. ( here it was George's Rockin' Robin, at Story and White in San Jose, long gone now. ) I and the girls can get along, at least well enough for the typical doings in our zero touching clubs.
Mikeya02, at AMPs the quality varies. At the South Bay ones, some of the women are far too old to be in an SC. But other of them would be welcomed at an SC. With the Asian girls, I think their temperament is just different, so they prefer the AMP.
But I always try to manipulate the selection process, take it out of the narrow confines they have set up. That is, I do window shopping first. Usually I carry no cash. I don't want to be tempted to settle for anything. I find one I like, really like. And I make sure she knows this.
See, staging it so that the girl is giddy with anticipation is the key to making it into a phenomenal session.
Maybe the Asian girls are a little bit more this way, but I think it is also true of all races. They like the guy to take the initiative. It makes it easier for them. So I am gentle with them in my manner, talk, and tone of voice. It isn't my fault if there just happens to be a wall close behind her. And when she lets go after being kissed some, well then there isn't likely to be much of a massage. And then whether she takes off her own clothes, or whether she lets me undress her, I've learned how to make it go really nice.
There was one, again wearing the cat eye makeup. She was slender, but I liked her a lot.
But a few weeks later when I came in again I heard about it, "You! Making love with the skinny girl! She's so skinny. How can she satisfy the man?"
SJG
But TUSCL glitterrati speaks otherwise. Scan first, then don't walk. Run. Never Settle (how'd a man respect himself the next day :-) - and splurge on dancers that really turn my motor on.
The responses in this thread are too funny. And useful.
Any other club but my fave, I walk.
I like to see sexy bodies bathed in lights, pounded by the bass sound of Rock, EDM or Dub. Sorry but I'm not into rap music, but I do listen when played.
Svelts who know how to spin and twirl, man, my beer would say "Go man, throw some singles already."
@alabegonz - spoke like a die hard strip club patron !
I actually applied TUSCL advice on my most recent visit to fave club - Expose in Austin, TX.
No dancer on duty that was turning my motor - and I decided to Walk.
Well I have more money for a better day.