Perfect Strip Club Shirt?( Excluding Shadow's Custom Tees)

10/21/2014 3:28:55 AM

We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically.

La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton or linen but I do have a kick-ass, polyester Guayabera. They usually gave 4 pockets.
I feel that the Guayabera is a perfect shirt for strip clubbing. It's soft for both the patron and the stripper. It has multiple pockets for cash and keys. And it looks smooth as can be.

What says you?

14 comments

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motorhead

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10 years ago

Sounds a little gay :)

steve229

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10 years ago

"It has multiple pockets for cash and keys"

Perfect! Extra pockets for a thermometer and stopwatch!

zipman68

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10 years ago

^^^
Steve dude, why do you carry around a thermometer? Impromptu ebola tests. I was hoping the threat of #ebola.strippers had passed.

Dolfan

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10 years ago

Gringo's can't wear Guayabera's in the barrio, and you know this man!

steve229

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10 years ago

^^^^
Good point!

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SlickSpic

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10 years ago

I think he looks smooth.

Clubber

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10 years ago

No offense intended, but I'm with motor on this, and they are everywhere down my way. You wouldn't catch me dead in one. Well, let me change that to, that is the ONLY way you'd catch me in one and I would not of had it on when I went to the state of dead!

SlickSpic

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10 years ago

Hey, smooth style ain't for everyone.

Clubber

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10 years ago

SS,

Neither is style. :)

I'll stick with my work and Harley attire. Never seems to have hindered me.

san_jose_guy

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10 years ago

Yeah, relaxed and lightweight, but still nice looking. In his Guaymas Chronicles, which talk much about visits to the Red Light District around 1970, David E. Stuart is always talking about Guayaberas.

Stuart went on to teach Anthropology and eventually to be Dean at UNM Albuquerque.

His Guaymas books are extremely interesting.

SJG

Clubber

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10 years ago

Shirt books, interesting? Now I understand the postings of SJG.

motorhead

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10 years ago

I do like the 4 pocket idea

Cash, condoms, keys, and your Ebola vaccination record

The perfect shirt for strip clubs indeed!

san_jose_guy

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10 years ago

Yes indeed, the thinkings of a very practical man!

SJG