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Perfect Strip Club Shirt?( Excluding Shadow's Custom Tees)

SlickSpic
We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically.

La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton or linen but I do have a kick-ass, polyester Guayabera. They usually gave 4 pockets.
I feel that the Guayabera is a perfect shirt for strip clubbing. It's soft for both the patron and the stripper. It has multiple pockets for cash and keys. And it looks smooth as can be.

What says you?

14 comments

  • motorhead
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    10 years ago
    Sounds a little gay :)
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
    "It has multiple pockets for cash and keys"

    Perfect! Extra pockets for a thermometer and stopwatch!
  • zipman68
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    10 years ago
    ^^^
    Steve dude, why do you carry around a thermometer? Impromptu ebola tests. I was hoping the threat of #ebola.strippers had passed.
  • Dolfan
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    10 years ago
    Gringo's can't wear Guayabera's in the barrio, and you know this man!
  • steve229
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    10 years ago
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    I think he looks smooth.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    No offense intended, but I'm with motor on this, and they are everywhere down my way. You wouldn't catch me dead in one. Well, let me change that to, that is the ONLY way you'd catch me in one and I would not of had it on when I went to the state of dead!
  • SlickSpic
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    10 years ago
    Hey, smooth style ain't for everyone.
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    SS,

    Neither is style. :)

    I'll stick with my work and Harley attire. Never seems to have hindered me.
  • san_jose_guy
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    10 years ago
    Yeah, relaxed and lightweight, but still nice looking. In his Guaymas Chronicles, which talk much about visits to the Red Light District around 1970, David E. Stuart is always talking about Guayaberas.

    Stuart went on to teach Anthropology and eventually to be Dean at UNM Albuquerque.

    His Guaymas books are extremely interesting.

    SJG
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    Shirt books, interesting? Now I understand the postings of SJG.
  • motorhead
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    10 years ago

    I do like the 4 pocket idea

    Cash, condoms, keys, and your Ebola vaccination record

    The perfect shirt for strip clubs indeed!
  • san_jose_guy
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    10 years ago
    Yes indeed, the thinkings of a very practical man!

    SJG
  • Clubber
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    10 years ago
    Damn, I actually used the same pocket for more than a single item, rather than look like Captain Kangaroo. :)
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