Perfect Strip Club Shirt?( Excluding Shadow's Custom Tees)
SlickSpic
We often discuss clothing on TUSCL. Usually it involves pants or shorts. Today, I'm tackling shirts. Guayabera's specifically.
La Guayabera is a collared, buttoned shirt that's very popular in Latin America. It's usually made out of cotton or linen but I do have a kick-ass, polyester Guayabera. They usually gave 4 pockets.
I feel that the Guayabera is a perfect shirt for strip clubbing. It's soft for both the patron and the stripper. It has multiple pockets for cash and keys. And it looks smooth as can be.
What says you?
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last commentSounds a little gay :)
"It has multiple pockets for cash and keys"
Perfect! Extra pockets for a thermometer and stopwatch!
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Steve dude, why do you carry around a thermometer? Impromptu ebola tests. I was hoping the threat of #ebola.strippers had passed.
Gringo's can't wear Guayabera's in the barrio, and you know this man!
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Good point!
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I think he looks smooth.
No offense intended, but I'm with motor on this, and they are everywhere down my way. You wouldn't catch me dead in one. Well, let me change that to, that is the ONLY way you'd catch me in one and I would not of had it on when I went to the state of dead!
Hey, smooth style ain't for everyone.
SS,
Neither is style. :)
I'll stick with my work and Harley attire. Never seems to have hindered me.
Yeah, relaxed and lightweight, but still nice looking. In his Guaymas Chronicles, which talk much about visits to the Red Light District around 1970, David E. Stuart is always talking about Guayaberas.
Stuart went on to teach Anthropology and eventually to be Dean at UNM Albuquerque.
His Guaymas books are extremely interesting.
SJG
Shirt books, interesting? Now I understand the postings of SJG.
I do like the 4 pocket idea
Cash, condoms, keys, and your Ebola vaccination record
The perfect shirt for strip clubs indeed!
Yes indeed, the thinkings of a very practical man!
SJG
Damn, I actually used the same pocket for more than a single item, rather than look like Captain Kangaroo. :)