This rare trip to Cheetah was...

This rare trip to Cheetah was as much a time killer as anything. Found myself in the area and dropped in on the spur of the moment. Was surprised to be greeted with a cover charge at 4pm in the afternoon on a weekday, but it wasn't outrageous at $5. Once inside, it took a minute to get my bearings, but I eventually found my way to the main floor.

I was also a little surprised to see how few customers were there. There were no customers at any of the tables and only 3 at one bar and 4 at the other, so including myself, there were only 8 customers in the entire place! Despite the lack of customers, all three stages were being danced on, sometimes two girls per stage. I was hoping for some excellent visual excitement, but on average, the girls would have ranked a 7 at best... rare for Cheetah I know, but this was more like the B-team. The cutest girl in the place came down after her set. I believe she said her name was "Sydney", but she said she was from New Zealand. Those familiar, would get the bit of inside joke. (If you're familiar with the Aussies "love" of their New Zealand brethren. She and I had some fun with that for a minute or two.)

The rules have changed from the old days. In the past the girls were forbidden to ask for dances. Sydney asked, and she had a good enough personality that I said yes. I didn't want it down on the floor, out in the middle of everything. She said we could move to the dining area where there were tables and chairs which offered a little more privacy. Seeing as how she was allowed to ask for a dance, I acted like I didn't know all the rules. On the first few dances she let me brush my hand on the kitty without stopping me. She would stop me if I tried to place my hands on her waist or hips. I'm convinced it was because one move was pretty well hidden and the other too obvious. After the third dance, she asked if I wanted to go to VIP so that I could "touch her properly" but I told her I was having enough fun here. Dances 5 & 6 began to cool off about the time they called her on stage. I wasn't really tempted to go to VIP...even after she told me that she gave excellent BJs.....with a long pause, "to whoever my boyfriend is at the time!"