Continuing Make up discussion

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than 4.
Happened to me and I thought I drank way more than I thought, but I only remembered one drink, because she was almost 'Coyote Ugly' (I could not leave because it was my hotel room). BUT when she put her face back together (she had make up in her purse), stuffed the bulges and muffin top back into the restraints she indeed looked like an 8 even in morning light. Fortunately she had to get somewhere and left. I literally checked out of the hotel within minutes after she departed, went to the airport and on to my next project (not been back to that particular city since). (even though precautions had been taken I did not want meet up with that again. She was not a dancer or a pro) I can deal with no make up that makes a woman look more plain, like a true blonde's eyebrows and lashes disappear because they are so light or uneven skin tone but to paint on a completely different face is scary. Plus if she is going to bleach her hair white blonde from jet black she should either lighten her pubes or shave them off! I like the drapes to at least be close to the carpet. But bare is also acceptable. (I already floss regularly LOL)