If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard.
I've seen a Pitbull thrown by a boar, bleeding from it's stomach, and STILL attack. Rocky, a Malinois out of Pomona PD, would've handled homeboy easily. Maybe the Secret Service are better at hooking up with Colombian hookers than they are at K-9 protection.
They should start rewarding the dogs with Beggin' Bacon strips for better results