OT:Secret Service K-9

Thursday, October 23, 2014 7:17 AM

If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard. I've seen a Pitbull thrown by a boar, bleeding from it's stomach, and STILL attack. Rocky, a Malinois out of Pomona PD, would've handled homeboy easily. Maybe the Secret Service are better at hooking up with Colombian hookers than they are at K-9 protection.

5 comments

mikeya02
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10 years ago
They should start rewarding the dogs with Beggin' Bacon strips for better results
Clubber
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10 years ago
Maybe the dogs are smarter than you think and decided not to risk themselves to protect certain people.
mikeya02
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10 years ago
Maybe Obama is shying away from "paws on the ground", and will be leaning towards pigeon airstrikes against intruders.
Clubber
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10 years ago
mikey, I know pigeon's have smart bombs. Those suckers never miss my truck!
motorhead
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10 years ago
Take a bite out of crime.

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