Halloween At The Strip Club
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
I am thinking it won't be as good of a night at the strip club as it sounds on paper. Dancers with kids will probably be doing the trick-or-treating thing with their kids. Other dancers will probably spend the night out partying with their friends. I'll make the argument that this is probably the worst night to go to a strip club. It is the one night a year that every 18-30 year old female acts out her fantasy of being a slut-whore-stripper. Take advantage of the civvies and keep the greenbacks in you wad.
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I have seen some dancers that needed no costume to be very scary!
I'm going to wear the same costume I wore then: Nerd with taped glasses, short sleeved white shirt, pocket protector with name badge, loud plaid pants, talking like Jerry Lewis. Some girls who know me well didn't recognize me even after we'd talked for 5-10 minutes. Good times.
http://youtu.be/0USfvZ0-mTA
You going as me?
First off, the case for the civvies is understandable, but it's not as easy, or guaranteed, as it might seem, especially for those of us who don't live in a huge city and may or may not have a SO. It's not exactly cool if someone you know sees you out trolling a regular bar for ladies in that instance.
However, just like every other day, the club offers up the guarantee that you'll at least be able to see and feel the goods (for a price) while you still get the fun packaging of Halloween and can leave anything that happens within the four walls. Yes, you might lose some dancers to Trick-or-Treat, but it's still a Friday night and the clubs will still have plenty of talent.
Furthermore, I'm still waiting to strike gold one of these nights. A cheerleader costume -- and not a fake one, but a kind of realistic one, or the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit -- or a naughty schoolgirl, or a naughty nurse, or a cowgirl ... yuh huh, gettin' all my money. Not into the generic dark makeup kind of thing or the girl who's a vampire or a zombie or whatever, but one of the above would really do it for me.
Best dance I ever got on Halloween was from a woman I thought was hot but a so-so dancer before. She was a classic rock chick for Halloween in ripped jean shorts and a ripped AC/DC T-shirt. Took her up on a dance and she had improved since the last time I got a dance with her. I also lucked out and the second song of our string -- this had to be a coincidence, the place was too big and there were too many others getting dances for the DJ to do this just for me -- was "Highway to Hell." She was into it big time and I reaped the benefits. Yup, good times.
Amen, brother!
Dallas Cowboy cheerleader outfit? No way dudes.
U South Carolina cheerleader outfits are better. They're labeled to tell the chicks wearing them where cocks go!
*looks at name tag*
Nope. Says here I'm going as Dwayne.
Did I mention that she has a face that an angel would envy?
Dwanye, good name, but isn't Dudley the quintessential geek name?
Dwayne, Dudley, Douglas, all good choices
I have been to clubs that have their "party" on a specific night other than beggar's night so the milfs will be there.
I know there are those that like seeing dancers in certain types of outfits/costumes; but that does nothing for me personally thus I don’t see myself going b/c it’s Halloween (and may actually avoid the SC b/c of it).
Papi: I'm with you. Labor, Memorial, Thanksgiving, Easter, etc., all awful times to club. But none of those holidays involve sexy outfits by nature, whereas that's what Halloween seems to have become for adults. Might as well get to see what's underneath those costumes, right?
But the costumes tend to be more for effect than for skin on Halloween, so it is not the best time to go. Add that to the fact that the local club is marginal anyway -- I've gotten fair mileage sometimes, but the official rule is fully clothed lap dances, so it's a crap shoot. It's why I mainly club when I go out of town.
It's more fun at a club where you're a regular, trying to guess which girl that is behind which get-up, laughing at each other making fools of ourselves. At an unfamiliar club, none of that would mean as much.
I still remember how lovely my ATF from two years ago looked in her peasant girl costume. Although her skirt covered a lot more skin than usual, when my hand disappeared up it, I liked what I felt even better.
EXACTLY!
For me, the "fantasy" centers more around a girl that can look and act classy in public but knows how to get dirty behind closed doors. (That's kind of my style as a guy, too.) I guess that's why I'm into the cheerleaders and schoolgirls and whatnot.
Again, to each his own.
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As far as dancers costumes...I saw a bumble bee, an angel, a captain, Farrah Faucet, Tinkerbell
Surprisingly...didn't see any nurses or cheerleaders =o those are the costumes I thought I'd see for sure...but I didnt
They also did a dancer Halloween costume contest
Fun night
I saw nurses but not any Ebola nurses. One dancer was supposedly a dildo saleswoman, wearing a big tool holster with different colored sex toys sticking out of all the pockets.
There were some half-ass excuses for costumes that involved little more than some makeup. One dancer wore just a hijab, which I guess made her a scary Muslim. It could have been just a black scarf she pulled out of her closet.
My ATF went as an angel with wings. Earlier in the week, she was a corpse with stitches all over her face, so there's proof that there is an afterlife.