Saving up for an ENORMOUS LDK...

I usually rub one off before going to the club just so I can enjoy the LDK working up to it. If not I LDK too fast and the stain takes a half hour to dry.

Not sure what you do to hide the mess or if there is one, but about a month ago I was heading into a bar adjacent to one of the more high mileage clubs to meet up with some friends and there were 2 girls outside the SC pointing at guys coming out yelling, "He has a stain on his pants!". I guess go early or stay super late may be the answer here.

I might abstain in anticipation of the real thing but not for an LDK. It wound just make a stickier mess.

Abstain for 2 months and you'll have enough jizz saved up to put out a fire.

I've held out before going someplace, specifically when I can get out of my non-extras part of the world to parts of the world where such glories exist. Not so much for LDK purposes but it seems like things are more sensitive down there when the nerves have been given time to ... heal.

If I'm thinking it could be an extra-fun night — namely if I'm going someplace where there's typically been a girl on shift who can get it done — a condom is helpful. No stain, no mess, often times the dancer doesn't even know it happened and thinks I just hit my budget. And with that, it doesn't matter how much/little there is.