Zamba Rio isn't sure what it...

Zamba Rio isn't sure what it wants to be, but very late at night it is certainly a strip club.

I visited on a recent Friday. According to Zamba Rio's website, they have happy hour from 6-9 and they show lots of sports games on their TVs. It was World Series night, and when I showed up at 8:15pm the door was locked. But the lights (and TVs!) were on. I knocked and a guy opened the door a bit and said they open at 9:30pm. I pleaded; he checked with the manager, and they decided to let me in to watch the game. I bought a beer and sat on a couch across from a large screen TV near the main stage in this long and narrow club after the manager told me dancers would be in around 9pm. An hour later, baseball, but no dancers. Then a very cute woman came in. Waitress. Then another extremely cute woman came in, dressed incredibly sexily. Bartender. An hour later, baseball, and just about then dancers starting to come in. Finally. But they started with an extended time in their dressing room. Around 11:3pm the dancers came out. The dozen or so patrons in the club by that time were ready, and dollars started to rain. A half dozen dancers were moving around, on the various stages or simply dancing in the middle of the club.

After 30 or so minutes no dancer had approached me, so I got up and asked one dancing on the floor in front of my couch if they do lap dances there. She said "Let me check" and asked the manager. (What???) She came back and led me to a chair in a hallway and began to grind. She let me play with her tits but nothing else, and she only used her ass on me. The cost was $20 for one song.