Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another $100 or under night...few beers, watch the game, flirt wit dem bitches, toss a few singles and go home save some money and fire one off in my pocket pussy
I have been married for over 20 years. With that said, I have had a lot of shall we say "fun" over the years. I was curious how this item would compare to the real thing. I used some adam and eve lube. I placed the stroker between the mattress and box spring with about a little less than half hanging out. I knew from the initial penetration that I was stupid for waiting so long to order it. I usually have no trouble going long. Not the case this time. Wow felt like the real thing!!! I came rather quickly.
Juice, brother...I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout. You seriously need to blow that money on some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and use that bucket to entice a nice whore. Then do what comes natural and report back here.
Maybe you should invest in some DXM cough syrup before you go on this adventure. Just make sure the syrup doesn't contain any acetaminophen. That shit will destroy your liver. Or guifenesin. That shit will make you puke.
But DXM alone...that be groovy. You seriously need two bottles of DXM syrup, five shots of espresso, a couple of Red Bulls, a bucket o' KFC, and a hooker willing to put up with a wacky dude like yo-sef. Try it, you'll be back to the old Juice in no time!
I honestly love you guys...i haven't been myself...i guess the depression i suffer from has me down and out for now...maybe zip is right i need a good meal, drugs and a hooker or more....peace and gods bless i always b bake
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Maybe you should invest in some DXM cough syrup before you go on this adventure. Just make sure the syrup doesn't contain any acetaminophen. That shit will destroy your liver. Or guifenesin. That shit will make you puke.
But DXM alone...that be groovy. You seriously need two bottles of DXM syrup, five shots of espresso, a couple of Red Bulls, a bucket o' KFC, and a hooker willing to put up with a wacky dude like yo-sef. Try it, you'll be back to the old Juice in no time!