sometimes u feel like blowing grands sometimes you dont

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• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Juice! Juice! Juice! But what is Pearson savings?
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  No wonder you have so much fucking sandwich money
• Duke69

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  10 years ago

  I have been married for over 20 years. With that said, I have had a lot of shall we say "fun" over the years. I was curious how this item would compare to the real thing. I used some adam and eve lube. I placed the stroker between the mattress and box spring with about a little less than half hanging out. I knew from the initial penetration that I was stupid for waiting so long to order it. I usually have no trouble going long. Not the case this time. Wow felt like the real thing!!! I came rather quickly.
• Duke69

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  10 years ago

  Both you fuckers lol
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  Who is this "grands" dude and why do you feel like blowing him?
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Juice, brother...I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout. You seriously need to blow that money on some o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and use that bucket to entice a nice whore. Then do what comes natural and report back here.
  
  Maybe you should invest in some DXM cough syrup before you go on this adventure. Just make sure the syrup doesn't contain any acetaminophen. That shit will destroy your liver. Or guifenesin. That shit will make you puke.
  
  But DXM alone...that be groovy. You seriously need two bottles of DXM syrup, five shots of espresso, a couple of Red Bulls, a bucket o' KFC, and a hooker willing to put up with a wacky dude like yo-sef. Try it, you'll be back to the old Juice in no time!
• gatorfan

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  10 years ago

  Let the strippers do the blowing
• Duke69

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  10 years ago

  I honestly love you guys...i haven't been myself...i guess the depression i suffer from has me down and out for now...maybe zip is right i need a good meal, drugs and a hooker or more....peace and gods bless i always b bake