Once at a bachelor party. She put about a half dozen ping pong balls up her snatch then shot them out, then a wine bottle almost all the way in, then a baseball bat in more than a foot. Later the best man took her in the bed room for some "private time", after wards he said that she was so loose (go surprise) that he could hardly feel anything.
I had this one chick who would shoot frisbees out of her cooch. Use to take her to the beach with my old pitbull Trouble. We use to have a blast till the llife guards shut us down.
No, middle aged white chick that you could tell had ALOT of mileage. Best man set it up (cheap ass bastard that he was), and don't think he was really looking for quality. Afterwards told him that if he ever needed another stripper for a party to let me know.
I’ve seen ping pong ball shooting along with the standards; banana cutting, peso drop, hot wax etc in about three or four clubs in the Philippines but they’re novelty acts that don’t bring repeat customers which is why most clubs don’t bother. Once you’ve seen it there is no longer a shock effect. Shows like that are tired and stale done by old haggard women for the benefit of wide eyed men with boring lives.
Thailand? Well in twenty years or so I’ve never seen it. Not in Patpong, Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Washington Square, Phuket, certainly not in the rural areas or even in Pattaya with the mongoose/cobra shows and B team Muay Thai fighters kicking the shite out of drunken sailors in the ring for the amusement of the tourists. It might happen in a club somewhere in Thailand but it isn’t common by any stretch of the imagination.
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Fuck yeah Slick.
It would be really cool for the chick to shoot fried chicken drumsticks into the audience. #XXXtraK
Thailand? Well in twenty years or so I’ve never seen it. Not in Patpong, Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza, Washington Square, Phuket, certainly not in the rural areas or even in Pattaya with the mongoose/cobra shows and B team Muay Thai fighters kicking the shite out of drunken sailors in the ring for the amusement of the tourists. It might happen in a club somewhere in Thailand but it isn’t common by any stretch of the imagination.
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