Oh noes...now the heroin dealers have EBOLA!!!

Scenario... alabegonz's fave buys ebola-tainted heroin. GETS EBOLA!!! Now poor Brother alabegonz has ebola. But he's to emotionally fucked up to isolate himself.

Result...EBOLA PANDEMIC!!!

P.S. Sorry to make light of your situation Brother alabegonz. I was serious when I suggested you drop the chick. Don't get emotional over a stripper my friend. Oh yeah, I'm virtually certain she doesn't actually have ebola from heroin use. Indeed...and keep this secret...the heroin isn't actually ebola tainted.

So relax and just dump her. Unless she just flew back to the states from Liberia and her deep dark secret is "I have ebola". If that is the case, get to a hospital and have them call the CDC!

#ebola.strippers