Win One for the Zipper

Love me some Lisa Ann but isn't an athlete bagging a porn star twice his age not that much of an achievement. Dougster, where you at? I need your assistance.

I dunno. I think he's wise beyond his years.

Yeah, you could get some young, nubile, hot Notre Dame campus chick whose dad has lots of money, but there's a good chance she doesn't know what the hell she's doing, if she's ever done it before (Notre Dame, a lot of devout Catholics there). Or, you can get Lisa Ann, who very much knows what she's doing and, yeah, might have had a few guys before, but can also kind of be your sugar mama.

Supposedly Lisa Ann is one of the stars that isn't available independently, either (a lot are nowadays), so there's a good chance he had to win her over somehow. There's a lot of guys in America, college-aged and not, who'd like to be in his spot, so hey, props to him.