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Great Reasons to Smoke Weed

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0H8WU8yuDTo

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Jiggle, Jiggle

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State of Vermont

There's only one club listed for the entire state. The following review cracked me up: Upon entering Planet Rock I was entranced by the enticing aromas of shame and emancipation. Greeted by the radiant smile of the bouncer/DJ/announcer, the $10 cover…

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Offtopic Is Greece going to default on Tuesday?

See video link within link to see possible reactions. http://evilspeculator.com/ Mass hysteria, dogs sleeping with cats, etc. The U S stock market might drop over 1%. A brutal day in US stock market history. Could be a start of a bigger pullback. Good luck…

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What Is Your Favorite Beer?

TUSCL-Lite thread: What are some of your favorite beers? Usually drink these when at a strip club or sportsbar: ======================================= Stella Atrois Amstel Light Heavier: ====== Anchorsteam Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Fancy: ===== Delirium

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Knocking up Strippers

Any personal experience of intentional or accidental pregnancy? Any stories by others cum to mind?

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Butt plugs - Butt Bling in the Strip Club

I hear this is a thing in PDX Oregon - I've seen it at Casa Diablo. Which other clubs trend that way?

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You guys like country girls?

I like this one... https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/ba/86/c4ba86556f443befe7569c03024d7353.jpg

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Pizza

What do you think of a huge fat chick in a pizza parlor and shorty shorts stuffing her face and looking at her pizza like it is a pair of great tits? Does that make you never want to eat puzza

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I would never call.....

Papi a "Douchebag loser....?" A pathetic loser, sure... But never a douchebag loser.... Lol. ;) http://www.twosheds.com/clubBB/viewtopic.php?f=62&t=17809&p=108336#p108336 Strippers. Whatcha gonna do? It's all stripper shit and stripper web drama stuff.

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My Favorite Things

Every since I posted the list of things that I love I've been singing Julie Andrews. Her is my version of the lyrics Big tits on strippers who are as cute as kittens Girls with daddy issues who never wear…

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TUSCL in Esperanto day!

Estas nur brila! :) (Google translate is brilliant!)

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How I Accidentally Became a Customer

It was a hot summer day and I was thirsty and saw on sign that read "Happy Hour. Two for one drinks" A free cold frosty lemonade sure seemed like a good idea so I went in

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

This place is one of my...

This place is one of my go-to's in the area. Like most reviews will tell you, it's a home that's been remodeled into a club. The main level was crowded with dancers and patrons...we only…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

this is probably the worst stip...

this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but i figured if…

King of Diamonds

Harvey, Illinois

First time At the club 6/27/15...

First time At the club 6/27/15 not impress at all!!! Went with a friend that received a text stating free in by 11:00p.m for you and 3 People and a free bottle now does that…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Let me just say... Man I...

Let me just say... Man I have such a love hate relationship with this place. Girls are nice and hot if you are attentive and show interest but man if you are not sporting a…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I didn't initially want to visit...

I didn't initially want to visit this club. From the outside it looked pretty trashy. However, I was offered free cover if I went in. Once in I could see why it…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

This club can be very hit...

This club can be very hit or miss in terms of private dance quality. This visit was more miss. You typically get a real melting pot of dancers (European, Hispanic, AA, Asian, white). I tend…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

My first time in Portland I...

My first time in Portland I was treated to a steak dinner at the Acrop. I was in town for a business trip and wanted to rekindle some mammeries of times gone past. Physically the…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Took my buddy to his first...

Took my buddy to his first strip club here and man was I impressed. The club was clean and had a good ambiance about it. The girls were all hot! You could tell they took…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Kind of love this club and...

Kind of love this club and it may be my favorite of the Portland clubs. Cheap beer, no cover, and dancers who are friendly and laid-back. Some of them are very talented.…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

The bathrooms are still clean and...

The bathrooms are still clean and street parking is ample (at night, you can use the parking lot of the bank and stores across the street). I asked Loki for dances and she said she would…

Sugers

Norman, Oklahoma

Tiny club hidden in the back...

Tiny club hidden in the back alley of OU campus. Apparently it's the only strip club on a college campus, and I hear it's a lot more active during football season. This club isn't much…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll house has not yet come...

Doll house has not yet come back from the dead. It was one of the very best before they moved. Now it has only about 8-10 girls, most are unpleasantly large or older or emaciated.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Went here for the first time...

Went here for the first time after hearing about it from a lot of sites. On arrival, there was one dancer topless stage kind of swaying a little. No patrons seemed to notice…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The club looks cool from the...

The club looks cool from the outside kinda like a club you might see in Atlantic City. Inside its very wide open with a large community stage in the center with different levels for the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I’ve discussed the layout and prices...

I’ve discussed the layout and prices in my previous reviews so this is more of an update of my most recent visit. Went back to Follies this past weekend. I normally come here during the…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I used to frequent penthouse before....

I used to frequent penthouse before. I was in Denver for a visit and decided to go there for old times sake as I have some good memories. Things have changed there a little…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I caught the early afternoon shift...

I caught the early afternoon shift after a shortened day at work in Stamford, and was pleasantly surprised. There were several American white girls, which is always a treat, and the Eastern European ones…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Had to try another place in...

Had to try another place in Lexington since my time here has been extended further. This time it was Camelot East. The GPS brings you out on the main road, but the entrance to the…

Bucks Wild South

Houston, Texas

Okay - so not being from...

Okay - so not being from Texas - I booked a hotel room right by the airport as I was leaving early in the morning, not having any idea that most wouldn't consider this a…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

Beautiful club, beautiful women. I went...

Beautiful club, beautiful women. I went there with my wife on a slower weekend while we were in town. With a name like 'Sports Saloon' I was picturing something more like a sports bar theme.…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

I was in Tampa for a...

I was in Tampa for a convention and ended up staying at a nearby hotel, so decided to visit this club. Overall, this is a nice, relaxing club in which to spend a few hours.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This place in my opinion like...

This place in my opinion like I said before isn't my priority choice or the first thing that pops in my mind as the strip club I've had the best times. It's a place you…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Recently went here at night. ...

Recently went here at night. I was the first one there. A lot of dancers, about ten. All them beautiful and tight bodies. Went in bouncer asked for I.d. and did a pat down.…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Went there a long while back....

Went there a long while back. It's in the shitty area of Irvington, so don't get caught late after night. The entrance is about 5 dollars. I got in before they usually…

Empire Erotica

New York, New York

First let me say the quality...

First let me say the quality of the girls changes, because different dancers go in and out of that place. I went there once and had this super Russian blonde. She was the…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

Decided to drop by here last...

Decided to drop by here last week, and was greatly disspointed, cover charge is still 10 dollars, but there were no stage shows the whole hour i was there. Only 3 girls on staff…

Red Lips Showgirls

Stanton, California

First visits after name change from...

First visits after name change from 007 to Red Lips; happy to see many of the inadequacies of former management have been addressed. Still a nice club physically; large central stage with one pole,…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I haven't been back at the...

I haven't been back at the Lake City Vu' for a couple of months and boy, has it changed. Wasn't able to find any of my all time favorites. Where are the girls…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

I stopped by after visiting FG...

I stopped by after visiting FG nearby. There were about a dozen of so cars in the parking lot.. I entered and went the bar and ordered a beer. I then sat down at…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

First time in this club; Friday...

First time in this club; Friday evening visit 8:45-10:45. Free and plentiful parking in a lighted lot on a busy street with other "normal" businesses. The guy at the front desk said the…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First time in this club; Friday...

First time in this club; Friday evening visit about 11:15 until midnight. Free and plentiful parking in a well-lighted lot. Two big AA dudes on duty outside the front door, one of whom…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

I've been here a number of...

I've been here a number of times before, but this was my first trip to SSJ's in probably six months. Visited for about 90 minutes after midnight on a Friday night. Free parking…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

After a disappointing evening at PoleKatz,...

After a disappointing evening at PoleKatz, I decided to pay another visit to Club 390 where I had been the previous Thursday afternoon. Arrived about 11:00 pm and stayed until 12:30 am.…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

This review will cover two visits...

This review will cover two visits I made on the same day. I visited at about 1pm and stayed for several hours to sample the daytime atmosphere, then IO came back to to see what…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

After wasting an hour at the...

After wasting an hour at the very hit-or-miss Diva's, I decided to try Camelot East, where I had had a great night the previous Wednesday, which had been my very first time in this club.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Normal Saturday night at Henry's. About...

Normal Saturday night at Henry's. About 15 girls on nightshift, none that shouldn't be dancing. Mostly 5-7's, maybe an 8 depending on your taste. I prefer this place over Bogarts because they don't push as…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

I was working up in VT....

I was working up in VT. I was looking to see some boobies. I figured why not check out the only club left in VT. How bad can it be? I drive by it…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I do not know why I...

I do not know why I continue to visit this club when in town. DC has to have the worst rules for clubs but yet I still go. There is no question the girls are…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Got a great visit. It was...

Got a great visit. It was pricey but nice atmosphere and hot slim girls. Music was average. The stage was well worked. Lap dances pricier - 35-40$ per song. But I got some extras that…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

This has always been a favorite...

This has always been a favorite club for me. The dancers are about 1/2 eastern european and 1/2 american with a representative ethnic mix on that second half. I'm a fan of the…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

After an unusual Sunday meeting with...

After an unusual Sunday meeting with a client, I was driving south on Route 130 and I saw this place. I decided to stop. Maybe Sunday evening is just not a good time…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Was back in good old Toronto...

Was back in good old Toronto with a bunch of buddies. Went to the baseball game and then headed to the Rail afterwards. Definitely a variety of women at this club with its…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

This club is a bit of...

This club is a bit of a dive. It's in an industrial area with a bunch of warehouses and construction companies around it. It's in a run-down strip mall, but the inside is…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

It's funny a couple of my...

It's funny a couple of my ATF at the club have txt me cause they haven't seen me in a while. Not sure if that is good or bad but i'm just glad i didn't…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

This club is very nice physically....

This club is very nice physically. It has two levels, a big main room with two stages (although only one is usually used), a public dance area with lots of booths, and 3 VIP…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curves is a nice club, but...

Curves is a nice club, but it really gets going in the evening and occasionally during early evenings. I'm a daytime guy, so I stopped i here an a Thursday afternoon around noon. I was…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

This club is really hopping right...

This club is really hopping right now. They have massive attendance on Fridays and Saturdays with a jammed pack parking lot and even on a Sunday night there were about 80 to 100 customers.…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

Stopped here to see the new...

Stopped here to see the new club after it had been hit by a fire and rebuilt. I came on a Thursday afternoon.It looked great inside but it was terribly slow. I counted only 3…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

Like most people on this board,...

Like most people on this board, I decided to go to visit lipstixx based on the reviews present. Let me tell you that everything you hear about this club is true. I walk into this…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

I visited this place with my...

I visited this place with my wife on a Saturday night. The cover was $5 each, not bad. I went up to the bar and the bartender got my drink right away.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

This was not my first time...

This was not my first time here. It is hit and miss. That's why I come to this place when I am in town, hoping that it will be a good visit. This time the…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I have been disappointed in the...

I have been disappointed in the quality at DVCOI lately and did not want to go to Synn. Showed up at 630 during shift change. Free cover but had to buy 6.00 drink. About 8…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I stopped in late on a...

I stopped in late on a Friday night. The club is nice and open with tables and chairs in front of the two stages, and booths around the side. The VIP area in the back…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Well, I didn't find out until...

Well, I didn't find out until after I'd entered that showing a hotel room key gets you free admission, rather than the $20 cover. The manager comped me a drink to somewhat make up…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Saturday afternoon I "danced" with three...

Saturday afternoon I "danced" with three girls. I luv new ones, and they were all new to me--and to the club. EXOTIC as the last one. She's from Puerto Rico, early 20s,…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

I came to Scores with a...

I came to Scores with a big group of friends on Saturday from NY. Place was very busy,spacious,they wanted to charge us $30 per person to get in, but my dancer friend who worked there…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Headed over to the Hustler Club...

Headed over to the Hustler Club around 7pm for their $2 Tuesday drink promotion. Cover was $10 before 8pm and drinks were $2 as advertised. Parking area was patrolled by a security guard and the…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Stopped in on a Saturday evening....

Stopped in on a Saturday evening. Clean club, beers $5, dances $20 topless $30 nude. Stayed for several hours and the crowd and the number of dancers increased as the night went on.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I hadn't seen the 'new' Blush...

I hadn't seen the 'new' Blush - post renovation so I stopped in to see if anything had really changed. Damn! The whole feel of the place is really quite different. The sports…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

I lived in OC for about...

I lived in OC for about 4 years in the '90s. Places like TJ's were best for high-mileage lap dances, Ecstacy had expensive couch/bed dances (still does), and both Mr J's and Captain Cream's…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll house is one of the...

Doll house is one of the nude club in jacksonville, so there is no alcohol..There is a $10.00 cover for entry, and its mandatory for you to buy a drink once you enter...Now I have…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was definitely the largest strip...

This was definitely the largest strip club I've ever been to with the most dancers I've ever seen in one place. It would be impossible not to find at least one dancer to your…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Was in town for a work...

Was in town for a work and this was the best I could find on the web. When I walk in there was about 3 dancers sitting around relaxing. The vibe from the dancer was…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

No cover when I went (it...

No cover when I went (it was 5ish). Some good looking gals but there were 2-3 gals hanging around individual guys all the time, my guess is they were locals. Did have a…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Went up for the multi forum...

Went up for the multi forum gathering and I got there early. There was about approx 6 or so dancer's and only about 15 or so customers when I 1st arrived around just before…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

You would expect quality to go...

You would expect quality to go down over time, but this club gives a consistent quality that's second to none. The atmosphere is always upbeat and the club is always clean. Dancerwise, it is top…

Sid's Showgirls

Goldsboro, North Carolina

I've written about this spot and...

I've written about this spot and want to visit again to see if it was any better than last time. This time I was in town over the Memorial Day weekend and gave me a…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

I tried this place out on...

I tried this place out on the first Tuesday of the month, because they have $5 dances. I arrived around 9 pm, and the place was packed. I didn't like that I had to valet…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

After a few months I decided...

After a few months I decided to give Sunset Strip a visit on one of its busier nights. I have to say I wasn't disappointed. On a Friday night after 9p.m. they had an extremely…

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How cool are these guys?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm3AbjEt2J0 I learned to drive watching these guys! Now I drive like that every day! That is why there are so many traffic jams in my city!

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Las Vegas strip club fined $25,000, gives up gaming license

An adult entertainment club in Las Vegas has agreed to pay a $25,000 fine and give up its state gaming licenses after a number of incidents including shootings and brawls. Foxy Girls, owned by John and Nicholas Herda, has agreed to…

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That is some scary pussy.

Police arrested a 20-year-old Gary woman early Friday after she allegedly fired three gunshots at the man who repossessed her car from the Woodlake Village apartments parking lot, police said. Minutes after the repo driver called police to report the occupants…

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Things that I love

Being 19 again A completely submissive woman Fucking a beautiful woman in the mouth My loyal dog Follies Taking a trip to an exotic location with the perfect stripper Women who make a positive contribution to tuscl, plus jerikson A genuinely funny discussion thread Being high When she…

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Is Anyone Fucking a Stripper Tonight?

If so, tell the story so we can live vicariously through you.

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Will BonesBrother and GoVikings Now Marry?

Lol!

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Make up sex.

I've always heard that make up sex was great and this afternoon I became a believer. She had been on my shit list for a month because she gave me one of those "I'll be right back" and didn't. Today…

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Did I do the right thing?

Girl has been dancing 4 months. Says she's never done OTC except a guy took her to dinner once. No sex. I'm inclined to believe her. We discuss it over 3 club visits and she eventually expresses interest for…

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Dale Jr. Says Get Rid Of The Confederate Flag!

I've tried hard to hate Jr. because his daddy was a dirty racer and Jr. did nothing personally to gain his fans. He inherited them, and they used to throw cans at Jeff Gordon every time he won a race.…

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Swing clubs listed on this site.

OKay, In the list there are a few Swingers clubs listed. But I noticed one not listed. While I have not been there in a few years. I help them move to a…

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OT: Texas women claims she was raped by a pig

The subject says it all, although there's no way this can be true or even a legitimate article, it's still s good funny read. My favorite part: someone asked her how the pig got her panties off. http://www.kandoli.com/pregnant-texas-woman-claims-she-was-raped-by-a-pig/

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Can RickyBoy Marry The Bouncers He Has Greased Now?

Hopefully! Then he can stop trolling us all here.

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Topless Prophet On Line

Alan Markovitz is the owner of the best strip clubs in the Detroit area: Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club. He is also the author of an autobiography called "Topless Prophet" and is the subject of the Cinemax TV…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I last went to Paper Moon downtown Richmond. Much has changed. This is still a pasty club. New things I like: The club is now offering special…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Visiting Phoenix, read a bunch of...

Visiting Phoenix, read a bunch of reviews and decided to try out the BML. Dropped in at around 1PM. Outside very nondescript, inside very dark. Dancers come over one by one to…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

As a tourist, I make the...

As a tourist, I make the St Cath walk and stumbled into many of the wonderful local establishments. I spent about 3 hours in Super Sexe. Mostly unremarkable (as I would expect for…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Pros: attentive waitresses, a couple amazing...

Pros: attentive waitresses, a couple amazing dancer, nice looking club Cons: bored dancers, steak, smoking allowed, $12 cover, 2 drink minimum The club looks really nice. Not sleazy or dirty. The friendly wait staff checks on…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Pink Poodle is the best club...

Pink Poodle is the best club in the South Bay. I know it's not saying much, but it definitely gets an unfair rap for being a dump. It's actually not bad at all. the atmosphere…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Warning. My phone was stolen...

Warning. My phone was stolen Friday night at the club around 10pm. As you can see by my reviews, I frequent IR often and never had a problem until now. Placed my…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Holy cow, this is where all...

Holy cow, this is where all the hot Russians are. High, high quality dancers, not always the best English, but looks is #1 anyway. Stopped in around 10:30, blown away by all the hot blondes.…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I heard it's a relatively a...

I heard it's a relatively a new club so my buddy and I decided to give it a try. It was Wednesday night so it was a bit slow. It's pretty nice inside…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Typical Hamilton club as far as...

Typical Hamilton club as far as aesthetics go. Beer is cold and cheap though, and when I say cheap, I mean strip club cheap. Stopped in after a job interview in Saginaw so…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, Pennsylvania

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times. The atmosphere is not all that great. It is not very clean and usually somewhat smokey. There is one stage with 2 poles. They usually put up 2…

Club Alley Cat

Honolulu, Hawaii

If you're a female , they...

If you're a female , they won't even let you in. I like going to strip clubs, I like seeing naked women. Hell, i dance too. Two of my friends and I (all female)…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I work at this club (not...

I work at this club (not gonna say my stage bsme) it's one of the favorite clubs that I've worked at by far. It's definitely one of the best clubs in Connecticut. We have a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Though it's more expensive, this has...

Though it's more expensive, this has become my favorite place in town. $2 tip minimum, but I usually pay that in 1's anyway and I get more action at the table. The dances are way…

Club 2K

Newark, Ohio

My husband & I went &...

My husband & I went & we're disappointed that we only saw 2 girls that were fit for the job. The others were neglectful, like they had their regulars as we clearly noticed. They…

CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

New York, New York

This club has changed and not...

This club has changed and not for the better. I went here a few times just to check and make sure it was just a 1 time thing... and sorry to report it's not. the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After a long business trip I...

After a long business trip I decided to stop in at HiLiters. It was very busy but I still managed to get my own small table. Tables were close together but the girls worked them…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

When I went there, there were...

When I went there, there were around 3~4 customers on a week night. There were about 6-10 dancers from all kinds of ethnicity - white, black, spanish, asian. That one old spanish lady was…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Visited the 19th Hole for only...

Visited the 19th Hole for only the 2nd time this year - the talent at the Ballpark Tavern is getting stale. After a few dancers who were not very inspiring (either physically or enthusiasm wise),…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

This is an odd little club....

This is an odd little club. I decided to check it out based on the high review. Maybe my experience was completely atypical but 4 stars is really generous IMO. The Basics: $10 cover. $10 beers. $40…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the Bankhead (not Buckhead) part of town, but fear not! It's just near the highway exit so you never actually get into Bankhead proper, and don't have to drive near…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

Showed up around 1am on a...

Showed up around 1am on a Friday night. Talent here is all over the map. There's some clear 4s here up to about 8s. This seems to be a locals club as the only attention…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I would like to bring to...

I would like to bring to your attention an incident that happened last night that should not have happened and left me with a very bad taste in my mouth about your establishment. I was…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Portland has sooooo many clubs, most...

Portland has sooooo many clubs, most of them mom and pop shops that are just a corner tavern that happens to serve alcohol and strippers. Casa Diablo is a little bit different, but mostly…

Red Dog Saloon

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Dancers are friendly for the most...

Dancers are friendly for the most part. Not many look all that great. If you like girls with tats all over their bodies and looking like thay have been smoking meth for months you will…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

In a word, bland. There is...

In a word, bland. There is no real excitement here, or at least none on a Friday evening at 7:00. Maybe that is too early to have more than three customers and some bored "entertainers"…

Red Diamond

Hazel Crest, Illinois

Well, I just came from red...

Well, I just came from red diamonds, and it was nice.  I paid $10 to get in.  Immediately I got attention.  Drinks are cheap girls are cheaper. They do almost anything on the floor.  I would advise…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

This seems to be the gem...

This seems to be the gem as far as talent goes in the northern south Florida scene. The dancers here are all stunning, with some day shift exceptions of course. The ladies here are very…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Desire on a Friday...

Went to Desire on a Friday evening. It was busy but not overcrowded when I arrived around 10pm. $10 cover charge. There were some uniformed police outside, but no trouble with them. Found a seat…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This is the club I want...

This is the club I want to love, but can't despite how much I try. There's a wild variance in talent here, from 6s to 9s. There's a practice here that really drives me insane,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Cab ride from border to the...

Cab ride from border to the club was quick at 5:30PM. Upon arrival there was no cover. My take was there were about 55 dancers present in the club and however many upstairs…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Made a trip to Follies on...

Made a trip to Follies on Sunday around 3PM. Not real, real crowded and I lucked out with the hi top right next to the DJ booth. Nice and private :-) Got dances from 6-7 dancers,…

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Drink buying and stopping it.

So I've read other threads on buying girls drinks or the bartenders asking you to do so- any suggestions on declining the offer other than being an asshole. Don't get me wrong I don't mind buying 1 or 2…

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Francesca at Allure Spa

Anybody has reviews on her. She is new there

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New Job?... :):)

So on my latest rendezvous, I may have stumbled upon my calling..... It combines my love of the female body, clubs, and the love of money. I strolled into the club feeling like a pimp. My…

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So now that the homos have told the christian right to shut the hell up ...

about marriage... will the same go with clubs?

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You Know Who Suited Up in a Dive Bar

He's got game too http://www.hotelchatter.com/files/1425/jim_carrey__300x300.jpg

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Poledancer83

For those familiar w/ poledancer83; came across a SW thread of hers titled “Why/how did you get into dancing” that was actually fairly interesting: ############# My story is pretty straight forward I was the 18 yo that was hell bent on doing…

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ricky boy starting his day off right at the used car lot

https://instagram.com/p/4aI-jqNQQy/ Lol i guess after a long weekend of running his system at dive bars and failing he really needs a morning drink just to get him through his shitty job as well

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One more thing....Confederate gear vs Nazi gear

Ok, the Confederate flag is being banned, some one said they'll stop making them, major stores are pulling merchandise off the shelves....... Why is Nazi gear, and merchandise with Nazi emblems readily availible? Is this worth wondering about?

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Three Baltimore Strip Clubs raided

Just found the article... http://www.abc2news.com/news/breaking-news/3-baltimore-strip-clubs-raided-in-human-trafficking-investigation

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Anybody here like a girl who can shoot a good stick?

https://youtu.be/FQnAcuFGIZU

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SCOTUS On A Roll!

Yes, you can marry whoever you want. Whew.

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Nice

https://youtu.be/stff2hLmf_Q

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An Accidental Regular

Until recently I've never been a regular at a strip club. The reason is simple. I club while I travel, and I travel to many different places. So the most I get to any club in a…

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Yellowknife Strip Club

This seems to be the best strip club for 1000 miles around. I'll write a review of the club the next time I'm in Yellowknife. http://edgeyk.com/article/nsfw-if-you-cant-have-fun-here-give-up-harleys/

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Tipped by a Dancer

A dancer who had been sitting at my table was on stage and was tipped $5 by a customer, who tucked the bill in her thong. When the dancer removed her bottoms (which is now an option in this…

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford washing a car

http://www.egotastic.com/2015/04/abigail-ratchford-wet-chesty-car-wash-video/ Yes, Abi -- I have a dirty, dirty car and only you can wash it for me! Not topless, but great cleavage and pokies.

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Dooming Your Erection with Overthinking

This happens to me every once in a rare while when I am out clubbing. I'll be getting a dance from a beautiful girl and for some reason (maybe I've had an extra beer), I won't sport an erection during…

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Best mileage nude clubs in SFO??

I am moving to SFO in a month. Based on the reveiws, most of the decent mileage clubs seems to be bikini lap dance only. Which is the best value club in Bay Area offering nude or topless lap dances?…

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what is the juice ? and is it worth it ?

http://youtu.be/NylBf-Q6C94

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Bristol Palin is pregnant...AGAIN...who here wants to claim it!

Tell us your secrets for scoring with a Palin.

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Sorta an interesting review from a Detroit dancer w.r.t. a Detroit SC

Dancer visited Legends in Detroit and wrote the following review: ################## Dancer's perspective review. As a dancer of the rival (but not so rival) club down the street from here, I decided to finally check this place out. My friend and I…

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How often have strippers asked you if you do OTC?

This afternoon I met a dancer new to me and we were just chatting before any dances and out of the blue she asks me if I ever meet girls OTC. I was a little surprised by that but managed…

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Missed OTC opportunities

We all have OTC's that don't plan out, but do you have any missed OTC opportunities that you still think about today? I do. A few years I was in Vegas, and on my last night there I went to Sapphire…

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Favorite breast size

What's your preferred size for breasts? Mine is B cup with C cup coming in close second place. I don't like them too big, but at the same time I need something to hold on to and suck, so A cup…

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For Motorhead!

A bit before my time when it first came out but a fitting elegy for the people who OD'ed that you wrote about in your last post :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pPLeXsd9A

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Actuarial Science

I got a text yesterday from an old favorite that one of her best friends was found dead in a motel room. It's a suspected OD. That makes 5 people people that I know that have died in the…

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Does anyone need a job?

DANCERS/ENTERTAINERS © craigslist - Map data © OpenStreetMap 403 South Dix (google map) (yahoo map) compensation: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ contract job part-time Industrial Strip Gentlemen's Club ( This used to be "Chix on Dix".) Seeking Beautiful self motivated Professional topless entertainers and…

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Family members ITC

In a recent club visit, the mother of a dancer showed up. As I understand it, mom just learned that her daughter is a stripper there, and she came to "rescue" her daughter. It was the talk of…

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Magic Mike Hyprocracy

Ohh Magic Mike II is coming out says everybody including the news - such excitement! What a crock of shit. Guys can pole dance but when women do so, it is horrible! Horrible! We need to do a news story…

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"Established by the State"

Good Lord! The Supreme Court tries to tell us that plain English is subject to their interpretation.

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Rickboy passed out drunk on an electric fence

https://youtu.be/UmCVJGtxlJc

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RICKBOY'S WIFE TRYING TO GET FOOD AFTER HER CARD IS DECLINED

This is what happens when you spend thousands of dollars running the system and still can't figure out how to pay hookers for sex. https://youtu.be/UcWtLKmR6m0

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Busted!

We know they lie all the time but how often do you catch a stripper in a lie and they know you have? Was supposed to meet up with a CF this afternoon OTC for a non sexual get…

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What Would Happen If McDonald's Went Out Of Business?

There has been talk of how bad McD food is. I agree, it is worthless. It is hard to see why they stay in business selling crap like that. Without McD where would you shit?

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Freaked Me The Hell Out

I just recently had a biopsy taken from my prostate (cancer free – YES!). The Dr. told me to expect a little blood in my urine for a couple of days and the same in my seamen for up…

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Procedural Tip in Communicating with Strippers

When texting with a dancer, be sure you send the message to the correct one. I just sent a relatively new acquaintance a message that I intended for the DS. It had details of the things I'm planning…

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The great comedian......Me

Every Wednesday at The Comedy Store...... http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Andrew+Dice+Clay+Andrew+Dice+Clay+Performs+dvHUy10QhOal.jpg

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The great hunter...Farmerart

He also blasts cats.... http://www.zbrushcentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=137094

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How to hire a sex worker.

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-to-hire-a-sex-worker-1713199455

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OT: Sharks...

Next thing you know, they are going to have sharks with freakin' lasers on their heads.... Just like Dr. Evil always wanted! https://www.yahoo.com/news/shark-mounted-cameras-reveal-predators-deep-sea-secrets-132256578.html

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Good Morning everyone!

Here is some coffee and some good old fashoned violence. https://youtu.be/M4yRYUHyTc8

Tijuana

More business for Tijuana.

http://www.10news.com/news/judge-orders-chula-vista-nude-lap-dance-strip-club-to-close-due-to-zoning-law-062315

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I wonder whatever happened to....

Malaysian flight 370... Amelia Earhart... Randolph Scott... The Ark of the Covenant... My first girlfriend... That bouncer Rick greased using "the system". My friend's hair on his head... The guy who sang: "She blinded me with science"... And most importanly... all my money. lol.

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I wonder what Happened to steve229?

Lol!

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How did you start strip clubbing?

How did you start strip clubbing? The readers digest version of my story. My wife was a few years into her sexual devolution. I was in Vegas on business. Was reading about things to do and I…

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I wonder what happened to SlicSpic

I wonder what happened to SlicSpic I always enjoyed his posts. He always had good input and wrote some cool poems. He was posting consistently than (as far as I remember) just disappeared. I guess…

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How I Met My ATF: Part III

Everything was okay in “stripper world” with Aria, although it seemed to be a short lived honey moon. That winter after taking several trips to Vegas, I learned a lot. I learned everything about Vegas, by this time…

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Former police chief jailed for stealing $714 from a stripper

A former police chief convicted of stealing cash from a stripper’s pocketbook, was sent to prison Tuesday, after his appeal was rejected by Rhode Island’s highest court. Former North Providence Police Chief John Whiting was sentenced in Superior Court in Providence…

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This Made Me Laugh

Twerking http://youtu.be/miCosR1OPZU

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Texting the DJ

A dancer who was sitting with me pulled out her iPhone and started texting. When I asked what she was doing, she said she was texting the DJ to tell him the songs to play when she went…

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Breadwinner

This is a little off topic, but in today's society what is considered a good salary for a man that has a wife and kids? Basically the man is the breadwinner in this situation. I was thinking six figures, but then…

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Do you have rules?

We all have different approaches to our strip club experience. As I was at Follies the other day, I was thinking about my rules of engagement. While quirky, I have a rule that I won't get a dance from a…

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Dancer Arrogance

So the DS has dancers ask to "borrow" money from her all the time. She knows that "borrow" is stripper speak for "take," so she always says no. On three separate occasions over the past couple of months, the…

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How I Met My ATF

I went to a strip club. There she was.

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Another Sports Topic

One I've seen recently that I don't think has been mentioned here, TFC. Crazy MMA! https://www.youtube.com/user/Teamsfight

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Wake up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGnZxcS7VKA

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Best day to hit up the club?

Hey guys, I'm still a newbie at this whole thing, but I was wondering what day do you think is the best day of the week to go? I like to go on an off night. Smaller crowd, less hustle, and…

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Jessica Alba - Into the Blue

Showtime is playing this 2005 movie this month, and I now have it on my DVR so I can watch Jessica's absofuckinglutely PERFECT ass hang out of her bikini while scuba diving over and over and over. Jesus Christ…

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How I Met My ATF: Part II

We finally get into the Pool Party at the Palms Casino. If you don’t know the pool it at the top of the hotel, and next to the now defunct Playboy Club. This was more our style, lots…

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lesbians being denied entry to strip club.

for the last asshole who said what country I live in, saying I would be sued if I owned a nightclub. the reason I know asshole is I just represented a client as an attorney asshole that barred some lesbian…

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Dancer Hair, Part Two

Do you mind if a dancer gets creative with her hair color? I usually sport a couple streaks of Crayola colors (in light blond) which I change up every few months. I've seen girls with all over pastels,…

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fuck you jackie

I shit in your bidae and I filled it to the brim

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Did you ever?

Dress like a hooker when you went to the strip club?

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How I Met My ATF: Part I

In response to JS69 saying we should write some stories like he does, I thought I would give it a stab. This is a story of my first trip to Vegas which was when I met my ATF.…

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Ever go to the SC solely for the waitresses

Was in a club the other day, slow as all get out w maybe 2 dancers worth noticing. Not my type of club typically, but went with a friend because he loves the cheapass drinks. That is until one waitress…

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Dancer Hair ?

I like femininity and to me personally longer hair seems more feminine and I thus prefer it. I have never liked really short hair like a guy would have it but of course it's not a deal-breaker. Do you have…

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Your President dropped the "N" word.

How do you left coast liberals feel about that?

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What San Diego vice has been up to.....

They want Cheetahs closed for some reason.......

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Rocky vs Rambo

Who would win in a bar fight? They each have their strengths. No bottles, chairs, cue sticks, etc.......

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Another scam happening in Mexico

Heard this on the radio... There is a US citizen that went to Mexico and on the MEXICAN side, was found with drugs (some miles down from the border check point) in the engine compartment. A theory is they want to…

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what if tuscl never existed ?

Would we all be on the pink site ? Would yelp be the new super power ? Would their be a nother tuscl like website ?would club life suffer ? Would extras exist ?

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Regrets

Ever had any major regrets in the strip club? Of course we've all had times when we've wished we got the number of a stripper when she disappears. One time a few years ago a absolutely gorgeous stripper comes over and sits…

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Every once in a while she'll find a good guy

A couple of nights ago I heard another abusive unemployed boyfriend story from a dancer, and it made me realize I've never seen or heard a dancer ever be in a relationship with a good guy with a good job…

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Trying to decide what to get LDK for his birthday?

How about this great invention https://vimeo.com/81882444