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Intergluteal

Do any "extras" strippers offer intergluteal frottage/intercourse (butt crack wank/job) as an extra? Or, does anyone partake with escorts or civvies? Is there a slang term for this already? I recommend we call it "macedonian" since it's…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Always a fun time a Treasures

I needed a place to hang out before i went to bed i was a lone in vegas so i wanted to stop by my favorite strip club. i arrived about 11PM and the upstairs…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Once more at the Criket

Another visit to the Criket on a lazy Monday afternoon. As always, I appreciate the lack of valet parking outside, the lack of an afternoon cover at the door, and the lack if cigarette…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Worst Visit here

Got there around 8:30, 9pm or so. There were at least 5 dancers working, with about 20 patrons, including a group of about 5 guys. I was there for just over an hour, and I…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Not as good as before

I hadn't been to Foxy's in over a year and it is definitely not as good as it used to be. As soon as you walk in the bouncer tells explains that you have…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

CRAPPY TALENT

this club years ago used to be one of my favorite clubs to go to. the afternoon shift of this place would usually have several 7's and 8's floating around to provide some real nice…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Busted as girls..

upon pulling up to the club in our free limo from a girl who gave us a flyer on the street! The club looked very impressive! However upon entering I knew immediately that…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Whispers — Not A K.C. Masterpiece

The first thing you need to know about Whispers is that it’s only a nighttime stripclub, at least during the workweek. I learned this the hard way. I parceled out my itinerary for my vacation…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Most friendly girls I have seen in a club.

I have not been to a lot of clubs but these girls worked hard for your dollar. We sat around one of the tables and they would almost give a short lap dance for a…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Laid back BYOB club, friendly dancers.

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10. Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10). VIP is still worth it because it is sofa…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Potential and danger

I finally had the chance to step away from work and do a quick club tour, so I started up the Carlosmobile and headed north from Canton to Akron. My first stop was City Limits,…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Nice neighborhood. Laid back.

Returned back to Austin after a hectic (& boring) trip to New England. Very close to airport. I went at 6PM and there was $4 cover (previously it was free) 5-8 PM is drink specials - all…

Top Shelf

Canton, Ohio

Bottom of the barrel

Several weeks ago I started a discussion on why some clubs shouldn't be on social media--using a photo from Top Shelf's Facebook page. That pictured featured six of the club's dancers crowded on Top Shelf's…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Favorite Club in Charlotte

I have been to this club probably 6 times (2 friday nights, 2 saturday nights, 1 sunday night, 1 tuesday night) The club is cool with 2 stages and a smaller platform. Dances are $10 downstairs…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

Different in a great way!

This place is awesome. First, it's a strip bar sorta...a little different. They don't dance a lot but they do come out on stage. If you want private time with a lady…

Players Club

Los Angeles, California

Solid Club

The area around is kinda sketchy, but the inside is top notch and pretty clean. They upkeep it well. I went in around Wednesday 9pm and it was a $10 cover, no mandatory drink. Sodas…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

It's been a long time............

Decided to drop into Adelitas tonight and check out the scene. I hadn't been in here for probably 15 years before tonight. When I go down to TJ, I always hit up Hong…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time here since the remodel.

I have been to Hong Kong dozens of times. I have not been down here in almost a year though. I decided that I would come down tonight and check it out.…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Cowtown reverie

I had never been in OKC before but stopped for the night on an automobile trip from St. Louis to San Francisco. After perusing TUSCL as to what was available in town stripclub-wise, I settled…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Eh it's Huntsville

Well went there on a whim, let's just say I'm not too familiar with Huntsville. But this place is a bit run down and. Redneck.. But the only saving grace was Jett nice but…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Friendly lodge

I recently spent a night in New Mexico's biggest "city" while in the course of an automobile roadtrip. This appears to be the flagship club of ownership of most joints in town and made my…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Enjoyable visit from out of town

I came here on a Monday evening. The place was relatively dark with some strobing lights. There were several dancers on the stages, while also having some going around and sitting with other customers. Drink…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Youngins partying down

After closing (and booze cutoff) at TD's North at 2:00 AM (see separate review), I made my way over to this nearby after hours, non-alcohol nude (supposedly) club which is sister club in the chain…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

What are you use to

Traveling to the North land and had a couple of hours to kill. Decided to stop at Tropics. The area around club is okay. Strictly bikini club only. Big parking lot…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Could be good

Others have said this is a club that you're not missing anything by passing up. But hopefully more of us will just stop in a little Might go a long way to…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

I was actually pleasently surprise upon entering just because I've heard so much has changed even though I've never been

I was actually pleasently surprise upon entering just because I've heard so much has changed even though I've never been....but from what I heard it once was it made me interested. $10 parking...got there midnight.…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Low Key Wednesday

Ended up in the Galleria area and was looking for a place to have a few beers and and some visual entertainment. The outside of the building looks like a fort high walls around…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Fantasies rises again

I stopped in last Wednesday and was happy to find that they have rebounded after the suspension of their liquor license earlier this summer. I had stopped in a week after the suspension had…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

ratchet.

Walking in the place is a bit disgusting. Once u walk in, there are usually some dope dealers playing pool waiting on the dancers to sell their drugs for them. The bar is a pigsty…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Harem - Good Choice for Afternoon Visits

The nicest club in a not so nice part of town. They open before Noon...so they're pretty much the only club in Dayton that's open at lunch and early afternoon. They have a…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Not bad

Was in town for a concert on Thursday and it had been 5 years since I had been to a club in GR. Back then the club I attended was all pasties and not…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, Pennsylvania

Brothel in the woods

If your looking for a quickie this is the place. Honey katana erica star sammy or angel will fix you up. The owner plays dumb but when dancers are dropping condoms you have to know…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Great Happy Hour

Had only been here a couple of times before and a buddy who goes there more often suggested we hit it up for Happy Hour. They had no cover charge and $5 beer pitchers!…

Adult World

Birmingham, England

A great little place, it's a shame they're not more common!

I first happened upon Adult World in 2014, while I was in Birmingham for the weekend and looking for something to do before my train home arrived on Sunday afternoon. I enjoyed it so much…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Bang for the buck hidden gym in atl

This might be the best overall strip club in Atlanta. Dancers are all black (although I like a variety of ethnicities) but there is a nice mix of slim, thick, fake booty, light skin,dark…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

nice girls

this club is perfect for those wanting to see gorgeous but down to earth women without giving your arm and leg. cheap drinks, lots of customer appreciation days and happy hour. three different stages and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Return to Romulus

A million years ago, the Landing Strip was my first strip club experience. It was memorable because it was my first, and also because it was so consistently good back in the day. Fast…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

meh.

This club has gone downhill quite a bit. The carpets are disgusting and the place is not cleaned up as it should be. The stage floor cuts up girls' knees (which is a nasty hazard…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Where the fun goes down

First let me say that this website is the most useful website I've ever used when it comes to getting those type of pleasure. Cabaret is right down the street where I live and if…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Features

Went in on a Saturday night to see bambu Jessica. This night the club was quite packed took a seat at the stage and watched the regular dances while eating for the feature show. The…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Too Expensive

Ugh, I might have to stop coming here. While the girls were super hot, most have priced themselves out of my budget. Somehow the first four visits (over the last two years) I was able…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

GCC

Went here on a Monday a few weeks back used a coupon in the SN&R. Thought the coupon allowed free entry but it was only $5 off. As soon as I walked in I saw…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

The first good "amateur" contest I've seen in a strip club

Club is easily accessed from downtown St. Louis via freeways about 4 miles into Illinois. When we arrived I thought there were cops in the parking lot but they were actually security guards. My understanding…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Expensive drinks for you and dancer.

Just down the road from the Hustler club. Large well lit, secure lot. Cover is free during the day and $7 at night. Drinks are expensive, the cheapest beer is $7 and even Corona is…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

A friendly stop on a road trip

I've visited Southern XPosure a number of times while traveling on I-77. It's right off the Interstate; you can't miss it when you go by. For being in such a small town, it's always given…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Stimulating Afternoon Visit

Came down to the Gold Club Thursday afternoon to get myself riled up before seeing a dear friend later that night (who bailed! - that vixen!). The club is nice, pretty good layout with 3…

Cowgirls

Lawton, Oklahoma

Cowgirls on a Friday

I am updating my previous review. I came back to see if anything has changed since my previous visit. Dances are still $25 dollars which I feel is little high for the dancer…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Decent club

The strip club is located in the middle of an industrial area, more like a house pay 20 cover and go through the double doors.. It was a slow night but the girls were decent.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Fun, but used to be better

I went by here as it was free admission on Thursdays and the $100 VIP sessions are a good deal. I've been going here as my go to since HT(Hawaiian Theater) closed down, but it's…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Decent club but overrated

This place has decent reviews online so I thought I should give it a try. I went there on a Tuesday because the website says they have 2-4-1 dances on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. I turned…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Okay for Sunday night

Most of the girls are 4-7 on looks. Girls are willing to do anything for the right price. The club is really strict with doing anything extra. They don't trust people right now bc of…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

great club, will go back

I went there last friday after work. Its around 6. I got there really early, I dont need to pay to get in, only have to buy a drink. I got coke,…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

A nice club

I have completed half my yearly round trip to Wisconsin. During this leg I visited five clubs. Working backwards the last club I visited was Angels in Kalamazoo WI. I was there from about…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

extremely disappointed

Encouraged by my recent visit to DJVCOI, I decided to visit this SC, which used to be my favorite club, having spent many memorable afternoons and evening, especially when there was a porn feature…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Amateur Nude contest

I checked out their facebook page & saw that they organize an Amateur Nude contest once in a while. Any girl can participate in this. I had missed the one they organized last year. Did…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

had a blast

Went here with a few coworkers. Its been a while since my last visit. For those that know, some of the cocktail waitresses should consider dancing, damn do the look good. Of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Midweek Afternoons

My work schedule has allowed me to visit here 2-3 times per month for the past year or so. My visits are always weekday afternoons. I've had VIP dances with most of the daytime regulars…

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Tootsys is now the Red Leopard

Tootsys has been renamed the Red Leopard. It had been quite a while since I last stopped by Tootsys, so I decided to find out if the name change included any improvements.The layout of the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Old reliable

After leaving City Limits and Top Shelf feeling frustrated, I decided the best cure would be to hit Old Reliable in South Akron. If you've been here or read any of the reviews, you know the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Sunday Night

My wife will occasionally want to visit a strip club together. We've been to a few different clubs and have had some interesting experiences... She enjoys being with women, but really loves to watch me…

The White House

Auckland, New Zealand

I finally get to The White House

So I finally managed to visit this club on my last visit to NZ. I didn't manage it in 2013 due to not being able to get to Auckland city centre, but this time I…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

One step above disgusting

This was actually the first time I managed to hit this bar when there was more than one girl working. Before I walked in, a bouncer waved a metal detector over me before motioning me…

Dancers Den

Akron, Ohio

Too small for comfort

I've been looking forward to visiting this club for several reasons. It's new. I heard a few good things about it. Mainly, it's near my favorite nude club, Flashdance Cabaret, which shut down over a…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

went on a whim

The club is located in the back of an industrial park and I would have missed it had it not been for the numerous cars parked around the building. Paid $20 to get in and…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Great late nite talent

Visited here on a friday after hitting the bars, had a great time. The girls are friendly and not overly pushy. Mostly skinny with B or C cups but there were a couple of thicker…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

extras

Went here with some friends had a decent time. The dancers kept trying to get me to withdraw a shit ton of cash to get some extra attention . I didn't go for it but…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Yo

Went to lustys.the good.I like to smoke in the bar, it's nice u don't have to go outside.5$ tableside dances, girls are mostly friendly and decent looking.pool table, 1$ play, lots of cameras for your…

Sunset Strip

London, England

Time to kill

I had a few hours to kill while on business. I stumbled into sunset and paid the cover and went to the bar to grab a drink. I was immediately approached by a few women…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Food

I've been to diamonds in Cleveland, and this one is more wallet friendly and also more.eclectic (sic). Drinks are cheaper and the food is way cheaper.I got stuffed from wings on their Monday night speciAls.The…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Impressive

I stopped by on my way through town and was extremely surprised that at noon there were ten girls there. They were all pretty hot too, blew me away. Everyone was extremely warm and…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dancers Ran The Gamut

I dropped by on a Satruday afternoon after a lousy time at Camelot because of the horrible loud Heavy Metal and Gangsta Rap music. But when I got to Good Guys, there was full…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Some good news

After whining about Dreamer's in several previous reviews, I decided to test the waters once again. My main reason for visiting was to hit one of the clubs on Brittain Road. Since it was Monday,…

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Hmm

rickdugan Joined Nov 2009 Clubs: 105 Reviews: 139 I will not corrupt this one Last Comment: Just Now July 21, 2015 • This may sound a little ridiculous and I am a bit tipsy right now, but I saw a…

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OTC Tip

The best time to ask about OTC action is during the phone number exchange. For me, the vast majority of time it is the dancer that suggests exchanging numbers. During the phone number swap I simply ask if…

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Don't you enjoy those funny geigco commercials?

I like the sea monster on the golf course. now if they had played that one during the masters, it would have been even funnier. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j0BNatewC-c

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I'm pissed, but what should I do?

So I've spent several months cultivating a relationship with a cute little stripper that I thought would be an outstanding DS backup. She's new so it's been slow going. But I've been very patient and generous with her,…

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OT- High End Steak Restaurants, Worth It?

To all the steak connoisseurs (and even casual diners out there): Has the premium price you've paid at a high end steak restaurant (Ruth Chris, Mortons, Shulas, Capital Grill, equivalent local only places, etc.) been worth it to you ?…

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Secret System

How to tell if extras are available at a club.The club opens at 9. No alcohol. Middle of nowhere. 10 dancers. 2 customers. In my first 8 minutes 9 of the dancers came over.…

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Meet the shady ladies of 'penis propaganda': Anti-VD posters of WWII

Steer clear of VD! http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/25/health/wwii-vd-posters-penis-propaganda/index.html

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The Mc Whopper

These give you the KING SIZE SHITS. Cligging toylets just got more interesting! Forget the plungers, bring the jackhammer!

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Some men can't take a message......

http://www.hahafunnyjokes.com/images/memes/1429602830_men-taking-messages.jpeg

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SJG-"Porter Stansberry fucked me in the ass while Ron Paul watched!"

Has anyone else got a crazy ass PM like this from San Jose Guy. I keep hearing how we need to buy "hard" assets from him, and something about currency devaluation.

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So you like anal sex huh?

http://www.xnxx.com/video9797593/small_accident_during_anal_sex

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My system on bagging strippers!!!!!!!!

It has been always said if you want to date a stripper in the traditional sense: •she needs to be attracted to you •a big dick helps •you need to treat her with respect (don't treat her like a stripper) •don't spend money on…

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Jack's Words to Live By

I am now a retired senior citizen and one of the oldest members of TUSCL, a PL emeritus, as it were, and I feel I have a duty to share the wisdom I have acquired with the younger generation of…

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Give your brother a blow job and get a Corvette.

A woman is mad after she was tricked into performing a sex act on her brother. Madeline Madison of Los Angeles, California, is suing Come-and-Go Productions after an incident on the set, which led to her unknowingly performing a sex…

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Transformation

A dancer at a Detroit club has transformed herself. I've known her for 2 years, and when I first saw her I would never have considered getting a dance from her. Although blonde and busty, she was overweight…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Great club, super hot women

Haven't been here since last October when I posted a review. The club is still in the old "Ore house" in west Ft. Worth on the south access road of I-30. Went on…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Better Than Expected

Visited for my friend's batchelor party a little while back. It was a Tuesday night, so we weren't expecting the A squad, but damned if the girls didn't all look hot as hell. It's a…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

1st time visit to SR

This was my first visit to the spearmint rhino and I must admit I have mixed feelings about the place. The positives about this place is that it is gorgeous inside with the nice leather…

Sam's After Dark

Los Angeles, California

Once in a while place

Went on a Saturday night with a couple friends, all males we paid 20$ to get in we took an über so don't know how much parking is out I think its mandatory valet parking,…

Tony's Place

Baltimore, Maryland

Tony's was a bit expensive but

Went to Tony's and it was a mellow space, one stage in the center of the bar and pool tables of to the corner. The girl that was dancing when I walked in caught my…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

First and probably last visit

I had an hour to kill in this area, so visited this club for the first time. It turns out that on Wednesday evenings LDs are 2 for $30 (compared to the usual $25 each)…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Treasures was a good time

This club is nice, when you walk in you know youre not worried if youve wasted your money. The club was a little dark at first but your eyes will adjust. They had a…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

First time here in years Arrived at Landing strip got valet can't remember how much, strip club is upstairs

First time here in years Arrived at Landing strip got valet can't remember how much, strip club is upstairs . Lots of girls, not a lot of customers. Soon after I sat down a dancer…

The Cabaret

Belleville, Ontario

Small town, small club

Went on a gloomy afternoon with a buddy, there wasn't much there. Didn't expect much except for a place to hang out and drink a little. Talked to one of the nicer strippers there, can't…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Friendly & chill, VIP is expensive, but worth it.

Got to Ecstacy around 9pm, payed $10, plus $14 for 2 drinks. Did a quick scan over the club, saw about 5-6 other patrons, and about the same number of dancers. 1 on…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

So so

This is my review of wax . As you see I go to this club pretty often . They have a whole new batch of girls now working here . Did not see one…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Overpriced but still not bad

I wasn't expecting much from a small little club in a town like Winston Salem. Therefore, my expectations were low. Nevertheless, I was pleasantly surprised by what was an overall positive experience. The outside of…

French Quarter

Hot Springs, Arkansas

Great time at the French quarter

I've been here a few times and always enjoy my self. There is always a great selection of girls. I had a few dances with Je**i L*e and would have more with others if I…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

Could be better

Passing through the area and thought I'd give this place another try. It had all but died, but seemed to have a few more cars in the lot, so I dropped in. Paid…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not bad, not bad at all.

The club is in a pretty discrete side atreet. I found parking fairly easily one block away. I came in around 5 showed Iad and was good to go. The place is…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Longing for the good ole days

First went to Turk's back aver 30 years ago and it was a lot of fun. You could get a cheese burger and a fur burger during the same lunch break. Stopped in…

Secret Square

Paris, France

A Cheap but Not Cheerful experience

I went to this club last Thursday with a friend and the second that we sat down we were harassed by 2 dancers who asked us for a private dance when we said no they…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

One expensive night

This place has premium girls at a price. To get into a very crowded club it started with a $35 cover charge, which got you one beer. You have to come in with…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pleasantly surprised

I haven't heard very good things about this club in the past, but when I went for a bachelor party I had a lot of fun. We went to Rhinos the day before and…

Club Imperial

Arnold, Missouri

went to check it out

Came here..it is basically a small neighborhood bar..they got some cuties and some not cuties that work and dance there...good friendly atmosphere without any nudity. Still will spend money on tips..but if you want more friendly and laid…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

Just Awful

Used to be semi-regular at this place but talent fell of hadn't been in a while. Now i remember why. Walked in nothing working was above 5. half the girls were way too big…

House Of Lancaster

Toronto, Ontario

You get nickeled and dimed, but you'll have a good time

I've been checking this club out off and on for a few years now, and don't let the area the club is in fool you, it will get you by with some nice surprises. The…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Tuesday. visit

Went on Tuesday around pm. Close to train station. Drink was $4. Bartender was good and medium age. There were few. Customers and when I entered there was a Brazilian dancer. She looked at me. Few drinks later,…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Nice, bright, but too smoky!

I visited Lido several times during a recent visit to Florida. It is just up the road from Cheaters in Cocoa Beach, but I guess it's officially in Cape Canaveral. I met some beautiful dancers…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Definitely worth a visit!

Went on a Wed night around 10. 6-7 girls were dancing at the time. I like the club layout. Big dance area, plenty of places to sit on the rail and tip. If you prefer…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJ's rocks

We went to this club last December, on a Saturday afternoon a couple of days before Xmas. There was no cover. Dancers were all wearing festive clothes and most were pretty hot. lap dance is 20 bucks…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Better than the Casino

Interesting place that I just had to try since it appears somewhat unique. One dilemma I find in a casino is when I set an amount I am willing to lose (always abide by…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Rhino Rules

Was in Cali for a few days and was near this Rhino so I stopped by one evening to see what was happening. Mucho lasies and mucho hotties!! I was approached as I…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smoky but friendly

Stopped into Club Risqué on Columbus Ave after my visit to Deliah's (writing this review first) since I was already reeking from smoke fromDeliah's and Risqué would be smoky. It was. Bad. Friendly staff and variety of girls…

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Floyd Mayweather Just Bought a $4,8 million Car

Methinks he must have quite the dinky winky http://youtu.be/4R9jy9zR32g

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OT: Yourteamcheats.com

A week ago several pantywaists on this site were simpering over Tom Brady & Bill Belichek, demonstrating the power of jealousy. I recently read a summary of each NFL team's record of cheating and it's interesting reading. Apparently Denver…

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My Fav Porn Video Ever

This is the Hottest video that I've ever seen in my entire life. The best piece of porn I will ever see. I'm horny enough to fuck an ATM. Ok. So I said no sex stories for a…

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josh Duggar accused of paying a porn star/stripper for sex

A porn star who also strips at different clubs around the country claims Josh Duggar paid her for sex on two separate occasions at a hotel. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3211848/Josh-Duggar-enters-faith-based-rehab-treated-sex-addiction-allegation-paid-stripper-rough-sex-wife-s-latest-pregnancy.html Who knows if it's true, she could just be looking for fame but she…

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Credit Cards

I have read some on here I think where guys said they used their credit card at the strip club. Where I am from I have never seen this. Those of you who have been to MANY clubs…

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Motorhead does Sympathy for the Devil cover.....sounds awesome

Gotta love Lemmy's voice http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/check_out_motorheads_cover_of_rolling_stones_sympathy_for_the_devil.html

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Daily Weirdness: McWhooper

Wtf? http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/26/business/media/burger-king-to-mcdonalds-lets-make-a-mcwhopper.html?_r=0

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Stripper claims Josh Duggar slept with her twice

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/1093851/stripper-porn-star-danica-dillon-josh-duggar

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Co-owner of Goodfellas strip club, a cover for brothel, agrees to plea deal

It's not every day you see a photo of a strip club owner in a wheelchair. http://www.omaha.com/news/crime/co-owner-of-goodfellas-strip-club-a-cover-for-brothel/article_9e184239-2353-5bce-afdd-58a95c4b8d65.html

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Repeating The Same Mistake Twice

The last time I saw her was about two years ago. Blond hair, tall, slender body, I would say any common Joe/Jose/Moron would definitely get enchanted with her lustful body and long hair. I really got attracted to her the…

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Webcam

This evening I spent a couple of hours with a dancer from my favorite club. Her mother is in hospital for a couple of weeks and the apartment they share is all hers for the time being. She does webcam…

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Benny Hill

What would you do if you went to a strip club and a scene unfolded like a classic Benny Hill episode? The only dancers that would give you the time of day were the fugly ones. The hot ones keep…

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Which would your prefer a strip club or a pot shop?

http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/local/strip-club-or-pot-shop-sunnyside-man-weighs-options/article_035e7f4e-4b85-11e5-ab46-7bc66e8e31ee.html

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Patricia Heaton

Of all the middle-aged actresses who have been at some point prominent over the last 15-20 years, there's something about Patricia Heaton that gives me an immediate stiffy. A lot of it, I think, is that she gives off that…

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Discounts

Of all the things that you might try to get at a discount, penis surgery should be at the absolute bottom of that list. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/25/fake-doctors-penis-enlargement_n_8040202.html

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Other?

I just set up the activity ap on my new Apple watch. You have to enter personal info including your sex. The choices are: female, male, and other. WTF is other?

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Anyone need a zombie proof apartment?

https://boulder.craigslist.org/apa/5178846829.html

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Russian dating sites!

Check out these profile pics! www.playboy.com/galleries/insane-russian-profile-pictures/slide-1 The first on started out with a girl holding a banana, presumably about to demonstrate her prowess! Then it gets disturbing! Brilliant stuff!

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Stripper Party on 9/11? Some hoes just have no sense

Since I have an instagram just DEDICATED to slutty women, I came across Bridgette B's photo of her coming to Sapphire's Gentleman's Club on 9/11 http://www.nysapphire.com/NY-Sapphire-Adult-Star-Bridgette-B-Live.html Normally, this would be hot and sexy, but as a fellow New Yorker, this sounds like…

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For Witches and Strippers

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nlo/3336764861.html

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Pussy smell like water

I need me a bitch wit clean tight pussy When she comes from da club it got no oder Pussy smell like water

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Are you a FILF

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209043/I-best-head-Married-teacher-51-accused-sexually-harassing-male-workers-giving-unwanted-rubs-inviting-home-shower.html

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Sorry i haven't been on tuscl much

Been doing a lot of overtime at the plant or should i say Da plant mane lol Also been playing over 100,000 poker hands online Americas Card Room is Da best With that said im about 6 months out from using poker…

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Couple Going to Indy

We are a married couple in our early 40s (married 18 yrs) who are new to the strip club scene. We weren't club goers until a trip to New Orleans this summer included a HOT visit to Rick's Cabaret.…

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Boys will be boys

Even though society is trying to make them all into girls http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209776/Sigma-Nu-Old-Dominion-University-suspended-vulgar-signs-freshman-daughter-drop-appeared-outside-campus-house.html

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This is why I carry a gun

and you should too. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3209571/Father-shot-three-times-wife-children-home-invaders-knocked-door-claiming-flat-tire-horror-home-robbery.html As an aside, the wife is a really cute MILF.

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Top Ten Signs That You Might Be Seeing Your DS/ATF Too Iften

You clean your hairbrush and its full of her hair You carry a package of mints with you so you're always ready to kiss her For all of those rap music songs at the club that you used to hate, you now…

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Police: Man accused of tipping strippers with paper, food card arrested after fi

I prefer to tip them with monopoly money. http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/33432376-75/police-man-accused-of-tipping-strippers-with-paper-food-card-arrested-after-fight-with-bouncer.html.csp

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Did The White House

Hello from NZ my fellow pervs. I managed to visit The White House and another club called Calendar Girls. Going home later this week via LA, no time for clubbing sadly. Will post reviews soon after I get back. Will also…

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Mu mommy bought this for me

https://youtu.be/ere9fA694J4 Dont try stealing someones parking spot

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Scary

25% of the strippers in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated. :)

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Negativity.....

I've only been here a few weeks. And it looks like I haven't missed much. There seems to be a lot of negativity here, and instead of people finding common ground in this hobby of ours, there seems to be…

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OT: Mutlilevel Marketing

I often hang out @ Starbucks for a couple of hours – on more than one occasion I've seen a group of young people that are explaining/selling this multilevel pitch to other usually young people. I am sitting at Starbucks right…

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Game over, "Smokin" Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren to run.....

Goodbye, Hillary, Trump and the republicans

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Effects of Weed

Most of us have read JS69's stories about his DS and the effect weed has on his time with her. I happened to spend some time recently with a (non stripper) lady and we both indulged in that evil plant before…

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grindDAWGIN.....

There I was standing at the bar. I felt a tap on the back and next thing, she is standing in front of me. She looks different. The hair has been straightened and darkened, which provides a better contrast for…

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What strippers do when business is bad.

Well some of them start doing extras which is a good thing for us customers but what I have noticed they do before they go there is to 1) Change clubs. The grass is always greener. right? 2) Most common is changing…

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Big Brother

The is a regulation that has/is being discussed to be put into place once Obamacare is fully in force with the IRS in control of healthcare. There will be a questionnaire the you will be forced to fill out each…

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OT: Sell! Sell! Sell!

Get back in there and SELL!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H2FIf1oH4

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Foreign strippers

Have not seen a lot of them. What areas do they frequent? Do they look better than their average american counterparts? Are they more or less likely to give high mileage? More tolerant to extras? Who here has a preference…

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To the stupid lion and other random shit

I really hate the lion idiot. But I heard this song in the opening of Coming to America. Great thread the other day on funny movies. So while the song plays, I see lions running in the…

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So random thoughts from my Friday Night clubbing

1. Weekend night girls are hot. I mostly dayclub for the mileage so I forget how many girls are awesome to watch get naked on a pole on Friday Night. 2. Sneaking in a flask to said juice bar only club…

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Fact or Fiction?

Are we really supposed to believe all of JS69's stories on here about his DS and all the other women too? It sounds made up to me.

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Can't find the perfect OTC girl

In all my years SCing and doing OTC almost as long i've yet to find the perfect OTC girl. I mean i can't complain about much,i've had outside the club encounters with some pretty hot chicks over the years. And…

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"The System": getting young girls drunk for sex

For you guys running "The System" does this ever happen? http://youtu.be/hzT8TyvmiLM

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Top Ten clubs that are no longer with us.

I saw a review that mentioned a long-closed legendary club and it got me thinking. What are the legendary clubs that are now gone? My entry is the Gold Club of Atlanta, which was shut down by a federal probe about…

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Tampa Clubs

I may be going to Tampa for business and wanted to get all of your expert advice on best clubs to go to. I know I can read reviews but would rather get info from the guys that regularly…

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Top Three Strippers

Thought Experiment: Think of the strip clubs you frequent most often. If you were granted a wish by a genie and could choose three strippers to have sex with (one per day for the next three days), would you immediately…

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How much would you sell your girl friend for?

https://youtu.be/LYF8aBr_M80

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Finally, an honest hairless ape! ATACdawg restores my faith in apekind!

ATACdawg asked whether I was capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species. Well, ATACdawg, not yet. But I'm learning and when the felid army gets ready you hairless apes will be in for a…

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The Pussification of America

I ran across this on a Medical "ask the doctor site". Christ people, get a clue "I was at a strip club last night and a stripper kissed my ear intensely (saliva may have gone in my ear). Am…

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OT: The biggest immediate threat to the US is Trump

Although it is EXTREMELY unlikely Trump has any real chance at winning the presidency, It is not unfathomable to imagine a scenario in which this clown was actually voted in. If this disaster did happen, it would truly…

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Question for those that do OTC regularly

I'm about to get back in the game. The date has been made and prices, etc agreed to. I just need to make a confirmation phone call. She is not new to me. We have done VIP 6 or 7…

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A history of strippers in New York City

http://m.nydailynews.com/life-style/history-striptease-new-york-city-gallery-1.2332649

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Almost radar lock on new ATF

I haven't had an ATF in at least a year. Last week, met the first ATF contender in a loooong time. Beautiful face, almost-flawless body, she keeps up with me shot-for-shot, and maybe best of all, we'd hung…

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Offtopic Problem with all these worst case survival scenarios

They talk about survival, water, food, gangs, staying out of sight but they keep ignoring one big problem. hundreds of nuclear power plants undergoing meltdown releasing radioactive clouds. Isuppose it might be game over, everyone dead if all the nuclear plants around…

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You ever start to wonder the next day what a dancer said?

Example. A dancer told me or at least I thought I heard a dancer say she doesn't talk to guys older than 30. She had been talking to me probably an hour. Now I'm thinking maybe she meant…

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Shopping for women

I love shopping for women. This night I go to a new store to see if they have any that I want. I'm picky, and it's a small store, so I'm not really expecting much. But shopping…

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Massage

Where is the best place to get a massage in Chicagoland area?

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Tongue Split

Have any of you come across a dancer with a split tongue? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting I did, and it kind of freaked me out, but was wondering what her forked tongue would feel like licking my cock and balls. Maybe dancers with this…

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Lexington 2AMer

A Lexington man died after being shot while sitting in a vehicle outside a strip club early Saturday. The coroner's office identified the victim as Robert Fitzgerald Greer. Greer was a passenger in a car that was parked at Camelot West on…

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I wonder how long before he gets a porn offer?

A bionic penis was created thanks to pioneering surgery. A man whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8-inch bionic replacement. Mohammed Abad, 43, has undergone pioneering surgery over the last three years to have the…

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Shakespeare was a PL

SONNET 138 by William Shakespeare When my love swears that she is made of truth I do believe her, though I know she lies, That she might think me some untutor'd youth, Unlearned in the world's false subtleties. Thus vainly thinking that…

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Best Dayshift in Chicago

Where is the best dayshift in Chicago where dancers are of different ethnicities? Thanks! I want great lap dances.

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Time for a new ATF?

So the other night it got unusually busy. My ATF has been recently complaining how slow it's been, but when it did pick up, she ignored me and my guaranteed source of income. She later apologized, personally and texted, saying…

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Tj border changes

There has been a major border change on the Mexican side. Forgiveness now need to provide documentation and get a visa to cross the border. The Mexican border agent Will give you up to a seven day visa. I had…

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Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill.......Bonus movie

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OT: Stock Market 2015

Where do you guys see the market heading over the next few weeks and the rest of the year? Is this just a correction we are experiencing, or are we going to see a meltdown like 2008? How low do…

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Twincest?

Anybody ever have a 3-way with a stripper and her twin brother?

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Comments from Random Members

I know there are a shit load of TUSCL members who probably join just for the club review and that info, so it still sorta freaks me out when I see random members names I don't recognize commenting on the…

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The ass and tits test

If you had to choose, would you rather have a girl with no ass (flat pancake ass) and perfect tits, or a girl with no tits (mosquito bite titties/ A cup) and a perfect ass? I'm taking the girl with no…

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Very tough hypothetical

Let's say you were offered back all the money you've ever spent in a strip club, on the condition that you will never set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? It's tough for me, but I think…

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A modest proposal for JohnSmith69

When we lions take over and thin out your hairless ape numbers I plan to govern via a human representative as a benevolent overlord. It's a given that Rick Dugan will be my viceroy. He cuts a dashing figure in…

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I am so going wildebeest on sharkhunter's ass

That sharkhunter dumbass is pro-global warming. And he talks smack about Cecil. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a lion. Every lion is valuable, unlike most of you dumbass hairless apes. Don't you hairless apes know…

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Wrangler Jane is Dead

Melody Patterson who played "Wranger Jane" on the 60's Western comedy F-Troop has passed away. She was only 66 which seemed young, but I found out she was only 16 years old when she began on the show. Also,…

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Favorite Comedy Movies

The thread about "The Princess Bride" got me thinking about funny movies. We have some very witty people here are TUSCL, but we all seem to have different sense of humor. I'd like to get a taste…

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Breastaurants ? What is your opinion.

When I'm in a town that has a Breastaurant like Hooters or Tilted Kilt, I often go there to enjoy the eye candy along with my meal. I have found the girls at TK to be hotter but not so…

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18 Most Scandalous Confessions By Strippers

http://www.mensxp.com/special-features/today/27372-18-most-scandalous-confessions-by-strippers.html

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What It's Like to Work in a Strip Club When You're Not a Stripper

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a45097/what-its-like-to-work-in-a-strip-club-when-youre-not-a-stripper/

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Careless posters

Does any one here on tuscl think that some of these posts & reviews using girls names could be causing problems for some of these girls ? I personally try to be not so specific as I wouldn't want to…

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Was Phoenix Hi Liter raided yesterday?

I'm hearing rumors the Hi Liter was raided yesterday. Nothing in the media about it. Can anyone confirm this ? I hope my honeys are okay.

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This is 1 ED med I won't be trying.

A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly EXPLODED when he injected it with 'Viagra'. The terrified victim - who understandably wants to remains anonymous - had to have 'stupendous amounts' of blood pumped from his manhood…

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Michelle at Chicas and Elite in Phoenix

Michelle is a white girl nice body, long dark hair, nice ass and boobs. Any reviews of her?

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Another attorney makes the news.

CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCIV) -- A City of Charleston public defender spent the night in jail after a stripper accused him of assaulting her during a VIP dance early Friday morning. According to police, attorney Jason Mikell, 36, is charged with…