To the stupid lion and other random shit

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I really hate the lion idiot. But I heard this song in the opening of Coming to America. Great thread the other day on funny movies. So while the song plays, I see lions running in the African plains while natives play the drums. Yes I'm very very high. She got me really good shit last week. So

I've listened to this song like 10 times, and I keep thinking of the stupid lion poster. So here's the link.

http://youtu.be/OQlByoPdG6c

There are faces in the leaves in the plant in front of me. They llook like little demons. But I'm gonna worship her ass again this week. What will I lick.

That blond last night was so fucking hot. Perfect tits, and she let me suck hard, putting the whole thing in my mouth, nibblimg ever so gently on those little nipples. Beautiful face. I wished I'd pushed to kiss her for the second VIP. I'm afraid that I'm gonna end up paying her a lot of money. There goes some more of the kids' inheritance.

Oh yeah, this is hot. Tomorrow night is my first porn film. Stripper (not DS) is gonna let me film it all. I've got three cameras, lights, and lots of ed meds. Here's how it will end. I am fucking her mouth, I tell her that I'm gonna cum and it's a lot, and then I ask so sweetly if she would open her mouth and show the audience my love which she has just consumed for me. I want her to swirl it around in her mouth with her tongue. She complies with absolutely everything that I command. I am the director.

I sure do miss my wife.

Really really Good shit.....Why doesn't everyone smoke weed and be aware?

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coolguy111
9 years ago
Wow
coolguy111
9 years ago
Do you right all of your fictional sex stories on here when you are HIGH?
motorhead
9 years ago
Here's an old video of the Tokens and a newer on. The leader singer really improved his looks with age. Like a fine wine.

Old

http://youtu.be/GxwoxWOd_dc

New

http://youtu.be/WtxPdkzmk_4



chessmaster
9 years ago
^Lol!
rickthelion
9 years ago
Hey rech aka wildebeest boy, can't you tell I was fucking with you? You hairless apes fuck with Cecil then it's our time to fuck you back. Then it's wildebeest time dumbass.

And I'm rescinding my offer to John Smith to be under assistant viceroy in charge of procuring hairless ape comfort women for your lion overlords. Future viceroy Rick Dugan and I will choose anther pimp-in-chief. Your little fictional stories amuse me so we MAY choose not to go wildebeest on yor ass.

ROAR!
Dougster
9 years ago
rickthelion learned from Master of the Universe RickyBoyDugan.
ATACdawg
9 years ago
Hey! If JS69 goes, I go!
sinclair
9 years ago
I bet that fucking lion has this one on his playlist too:

https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY
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