Secret System

skibum609
Massachusetts
How to tell if extras are available at a club.The club opens at 9. No alcohol. Middle of nowhere. 10 dancers. 2 customers. In my first 8 minutes 9 of the dancers came over. The most subtle said: I guarantee you will leave smiling and tired. The least subtle said: "lets not bullshit tonight, this place is known all over for extras. That's why we are here". The other 7 fell in between. I'm a genius. That's how I was sure!! That's my secret system. P.S. They spit your future generations into a kleenex, from the box, on the table, in the lap dance cubicle.

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Dougster
9 years ago
3rd best System ever!
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
If this were a better system the dancers would swallow.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Shit! You are brilliant! Keep up the good work
whodey
9 years ago
The only thing that would make this system better would be if the name of said club was not so secret.
shadowcat
9 years ago
whodey it's not that secret.
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