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Secret System

skibum609
skibum609VIP220334

Massachusetts

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

How to tell if extras are available at a club.The club opens at 9. No alcohol. Middle of nowhere. 10 dancers. 2 customers. In my first 8 minutes 9 of the dancers came over. The most subtle said: I guarantee you will leave smiling and tired. The least subtle said: "lets not bullshit tonight, this place is known all over for extras. That's why we are here". The other 7 fell in between. I'm a genius. That's how I was sure!! That's my secret system. P.S. They spit your future generations into a kleenex, from the box, on the table, in the lap dance cubicle.

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Dougster

3rd best System ever!

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JohnSmith69

If this were a better system the dancers would swallow.

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crazyjoe

Shit! You are brilliant! Keep up the good work

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whodey

The only thing that would make this system better would be if the name of said club was not so secret.

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shadowcat

whodey it's not that secret.

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