I am so going wildebeest on sharkhunter's ass

rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
That sharkhunter dumbass is pro-global warming. And he talks smack about Cecil. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a lion. Every lion is valuable, unlike most of you dumbass hairless apes.

Don't you hairless apes know you're ruining the planet. This planet will be much better place when we lions take over and thin out your numbers. But dumbasses like sharkhunter will get some special treatment. Since that stupid hairless ape is all into aliens maybe we'll give him some special "alien treatment". I bet even the dumbest among you hairless apes know what that means.

Submit to the lions or become lion chow.

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sharkhunter
9 years ago
I'm not pro global warming. I'm ready to plunge this world back into an ice age. I just need more resources and funding and I can get the job done. That might label me an eco terrorist though if I said I was serious about causing another ice age. That would ruin the elites plan to tax us for all the carbon dioxide if it was freezing across the whole planet. However almost no one would be happy when crops failed around the globe and people started dying of starvation. Lions would have an easy time for a while until food became scarce. I haven't seen too many lions walking across ice. Makes me wonder how they would do in the freezing cold.

I think the rickthelion avatar is a stupid although amusing avatar. Looks like a mouse on my screen instead of a lion.
sharkhunter
9 years ago
Ok in case any eco terrorists want to do a trial run. Here is what you can do, load up several barges across the globe with iron ore powder. disperse iron ore powder across vast sections of the oceans. This should cause massive plant growth across the world's oceans absorbing very huge amounts of carbon from the water. The water will quickly absorb carbon dioxide from the air. Soon carbon dioxide levels across the globe will plummet. Combine this massive drop in greenhouse gases with the upcoming solar minimum, ice age. That is if done on a big enough scale. I would disperse the iron ore powder out in sections instead of continuous so that it doesn't kill all the fish in the ocean by absorbing all the oxygen too.
sharkhunter
9 years ago
Maybe I should promote global warming instead. Sharks could run amuck all over the place. There could be sharknados raining death from above eating up people and lions. Lions are probably tastier because people eat so much junk food.
Within a few billion years global warming will win out. Our oceans will boil away as the sun expands before it eventually consumes this planet. Maybe if mankind is still alive, man will transport sharks and life to the moons of Jupiter or Saturn or different star systems.
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