Top Ten Signs That You Might Be Seeing Your DS/ATF Too Iften
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
You clean your hairbrush and its full of her hair
You carry a package of mints with you so you're always ready to kiss her
For all of those rap music songs at the club that you used to hate, you now what the words are, what the words mean, who the "artist" is, how to spell/pronounce the artists name, and what the singer was most recently arrested for
You know what lean is and you've tried it with her
Within five minutes of picking her up for a date, you can accurately determine what drug she has most recently taken.
You know every pair of stripper shoes that she owns, and you have a favorite pair
She wears three different outfits at the club one night, and you bought them all
You can tell when she's having her period without asking
For every dancer in the club that has pissed her off this week, you know all the details
You know the short windows of time during the day when you can text her and likely find her awake and sober
Yes I'm a PL cause every one of these is true for me. Any others you'd like to add?
You carry a package of mints with you so you're always ready to kiss her
For all of those rap music songs at the club that you used to hate, you now what the words are, what the words mean, who the "artist" is, how to spell/pronounce the artists name, and what the singer was most recently arrested for
You know what lean is and you've tried it with her
Within five minutes of picking her up for a date, you can accurately determine what drug she has most recently taken.
You know every pair of stripper shoes that she owns, and you have a favorite pair
She wears three different outfits at the club one night, and you bought them all
You can tell when she's having her period without asking
For every dancer in the club that has pissed her off this week, you know all the details
You know the short windows of time during the day when you can text her and likely find her awake and sober
Yes I'm a PL cause every one of these is true for me. Any others you'd like to add?
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One that I match is the period thing. My ATATF used to call me her period stalker, because I used to track her periods. Can't blame a guy, I liked knowing in advance of our OTCs whether we were going to have sex, or anal (or if she were in a real mood, just getting a BJ)
Your daughter wants to do a back ground check on her.
She does those drugs in front of you while getting ready for the date.
When I've got 3 duffle bags of her clothing stored in my garage.
When her address is higher on my cars GPS listing of "previous addresses" than HOME.
When dancers and the bartender at her former club ask me how she's doing?
When I've got the sack to call my wife at 10:00 pm and ask if she minds my ATF spending the night in our guest room and she says "no problem".
When my ATF asks me to buy her a bra and doesn't have to tell me 34D.
I know what brand/type of tampon she prefers.
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