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Montreal

Guys, I am going to Montreal for a long weekend and I plan to visit those infamous Montreal clubs. Which places do you recommend? Also, what is actually legal in Canada? What is "allowed"? Thanks~

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How many strippers do you know that have neither tattoos or piercings?

I can count them with the fingers on 1 hand.

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Some titty drop GIFs just for Papi_Chulo

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/pDIn8r7 (Pout) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/tG8xhhH (Ebony) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/ePXoXuQ (Read my tits) http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/uLLPzwN (Sideways drop)

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Titty drop with tasty nipples

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/HZ3xceV

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Mmm . . . tits 'n eggs for breakfast

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/5MI1MUz

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Hey Dougster what's going on on the Chinese Markets?

Stevie boy is predicting DOOM, ECONOMIC TRAVESTY. Greece, now China, and eventually the Silicon Valley bubble will burst. DOOM, we're all fckd.

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Stripper Web

WOW....I have heard some of you guys mention this StripperWeb so I went and read some on there and I think my CF must be a regular reader or maybe even a teacher on there. I saw so…

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Open Mouth ... Insert Foot

I was at high-brow low-contact strip club bar minding my own business. Sitting next to me is beautiful stripper with low cut blouse and micro-skirt. I am sucker for stripper in dressy dress that reveals a lot of…

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CF

Well it looks like I am going to have to go looking for a NEW CF again. My current one says one thing when I am at club with her then lies all the time when texting me and…

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Dashound system at the lake

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wB30JTChMzc

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Stripper learns her lesson.

DEAR MISS LONELYHEARTS: My common-law husband, who has been with me eight years, needed to learn a big lesson. He comes home drunk on Fridays after spending four or five hours at the bar watching peelers. I have got nothing…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

Atlanta police are investigating a shooting early Sunday that left one man dead near a west Atlanta strip club and a second man in “grave condition,” a police department spokesman said. One man died near Stilettos Gentlemen’s Club in the 800-block…

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Dougster unmasked

As a public service I have presented incontrovertible evidence that Dougster is trolling the board...OK, that is pretty obvious! But didja kno that ol' Dougsta is trolling the board under two identities? Yup, ol' Dougsta has a meaner an' stupider…

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Don't Mess With Texas

First, there was a number of shark attacks off the Carolina coast. Now, an alligator killed a man in Texas. It's believed to be the first fatal alligator in Texas (at least in recorded recent history). Be safe out there…

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You guys like amazing pole dancing?.....

The link says it all.... http://www.inquisitr.com/2025732/contestant-on-ukrainian-show-next-star-blows-away-judges-with-pole-dance-shocks-everyone-when-she-announces-her-age-video/

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It's always something

It's always something. Every time I go to the club or have a date with one of them. In just the past month I have seen or heard about (and a few times been involved with) all of the…

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18 Months Later, Toronto Sweetie Contacts Me.........Guess Why

In the past I have posted many stories about Toronto Sweetie, an older dancer that I met at a Toronto area club four and a half years ago. First meeting with her was the most outrageously exciting ITC sex…

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Daytona beach clubs

Was wanting to know which clubs to go to for high mileage dances and extras while on vacation in Daytona?

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Stopped in on a Monday at...

Stopped in on a Monday at 5:00. There was a $5.00 cover. I did not stay long as there was long breaks in between each girl dancing. I know it was a…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Visited the club around 6PM on...

Visited the club around 6PM on Saturday evening. Hardly any girls dancing as they're doing a shift change. I thought shift change would be quick and I stayed for almost 1 1/2 hrs…

Club Champagne

Woodbury, New Jersey

Well I went into this place...

Well I went into this place because a friend of mine was dating one of the girls and it was the middle of the week so we had nothing better to do. When we got…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

T's Lounge lounge recently changed its...

T's Lounge lounge recently changed its name to Ultra. Looks great! Lots of changes since last Time I came a year ago. They expanded the stage, added more vip rooms and renovated both bars among…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I've raved about P10 before, but...

I've raved about P10 before, but now I mus serious temper my past review. The club is hiring more and more fat and unfit dancers. I went on a Friday afternoon, and it was…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Went there on Sunday which is...

Went there on Sunday which is when they have that "Threesome Tuesday" deal in which Tecates and lap dances are $3. Well, the $3 dances are pretty much worthless, and for health reasons I don't…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have read about this club...

I have read about this club for years. I decided it was time to see if it's all true. Well, it is more than true. Lots of details on how to get there but this…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Dropped by on a Thursday afternoon...

Dropped by on a Thursday afternoon while wasting time in Akron. I know this club is really hit or miss but I decided to give it a shot anyways. I grabbed a seat…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Visited this club june 29, 2015....

Visited this club june 29, 2015. Girls looked alright and i liked the setup. i loved the multiple little vip rooms and the hip hop music was great. i will be coming here more often.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Visited on a Friday afternoon, $5...

Visited on a Friday afternoon, $5 entry fee and $5 dollar initial drink. Club was dead of dancers and customers. The Bartender was dancing and doing VIP, okay Blonde spinner. Chatted with a Stacey for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

After a rainy Saturday morning in...

After a rainy Saturday morning in ATL, I decided to spend a bright, sunny Fourth of July afternoon in Follies, 2:30pm-4:30pm. Valet parking $5.00,,,,,admission five dollars.... Their was a large clientele of Central American guys clubbing…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

visited late in the afternoon, before...

visited late in the afternoon, before the night shift arrived. Club was moderately crowded with customers but light on dancers. This club has always been on the grunge side and this time was…

Big Daddy's Showclub

Kokomo, Indiana

First, let me say, I went...

First, let me say, I went on a holiday, thinking it would be a big night for any club. Boy, was I wrong! We were told several of the dancers spent the holiday with…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Easily the most comfortable strip club...

Easily the most comfortable strip club experience I've ever had. We had traveled to Vegas for my birthday, and when in Vegas, one has to go to a club. I'm so happy that we went…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

I was in town on business...

I was in town on business but had an entire afternoon to kill, so I decided to visit the Hugger. If you know anything about this place, you know that the decor is NOT…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I visited the Men's Club on...

I visited the Men's Club on Friday afternoon before July 4th. I have been to the club several times over the years. Unfortunately, I do not have the glowing review that some on the board…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

it was a really decent time...

it was a really decent time there. Had to buy a drink to get in the door. but after that it was to the point. after that the people i was with wanted to go…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It's rare I find myself at...

It's rare I find myself at Bogarts, as I prefer the better eye candy across the street. But last Friday, maybe because of the holiday the talent at Flight Club was very disappointing.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

My first visit was in the...

My first visit was in the afternoon on a weekday and there were no dancers at all. Not a surprise as its a weekday and its too early. My second visit came last week on…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

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A couple of friends and I went to Sammy's on July 4th at around 9pm. We got there and it was already…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

The last time I was here...

The last time I was here the club was under a different name and that was about two years ago. I think it is still the same ownership though. The reason I hadn't been there…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

IMHO this club has gone downhill...

IMHO this club has gone downhill the last couple of times I was here, decor is the same, parking the same, prices the same, quality of the girls has always been spotty but there have…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

One of the top clubs in...

One of the top clubs in the area in terms of decor and by reputation the attractiveness of the dancers. The club has been trying to start up a casino in addition to dancing…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Sister club to the penthouse and...

Sister club to the penthouse and flight club,its quite a trek from the penthouse, further east after i75. Beautiful inside, , $8 for parking, drink was $6 , cheaper than penthouse of filght club.…

Maximus

Wichita Falls, Texas

One of two strip clubs here...

One of two strip clubs here in Wichita Falls. I went to Texas Show girls before coming to Maximus, and after a 10 second observation, I found that Maximus was about a million times better.…

Uptown Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

This was a solid club. The...

This was a solid club. The drinks were really good, not too pricey. The environment was really laid back and enjoyable, there was no pressure to spend a lot of money. The dancers were decent…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Nicely furnished club very close to...

Nicely furnished club very close to Trumps on eight mile. I visited twice on the same day for comparison, nights are busier and I think the girls were cuter in the evening shift.…

Bagdad

Barcelona, Spain

Expensive, but worth it... At least...

Expensive, but worth it... At least once in a lifetime. Some girls were smoking hot, others were pretty average. Shows went from broadway style jazdance z to bottles in pussy and live couple sex. Some…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Low Down I went to review...

The Low Down I went to review the world’s largest gentlemen’s club at 8:00am on a Saturday morning. Yes, you read that right. 8:00… in the MORNING. Why, you may ask, would I…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

The physical layout has been well...

The physical layout has been well reported on in earlier reviews. Two stages inside the bar with the main stage at back end of club bigger than the front one. Recently remodeled men's room and…

The Grand

Sandton, South Africa

Our first time, 28th wedding anniversary,...

Our first time, 28th wedding anniversary, the food is 5 star,decor 5 star,entertainment 4 star, we enjoyed the evening until leaving i went to the bathroom the attendant demanded a tip, as we paid a top…

Fantasy

West Babylon, New York

Came here a couple of weeks...

Came here a couple of weeks ago and saw Tina. She is a dark skinned women, about 5' 6" with a nice figure. Fake tits that don't look great (nipples are a bit weird) but…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

So this will be my very...

So this will be my very first review for the Bare! This was one of the very first strip clubs i visited back in the day when i first turned 21! There was once a…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

So I get the impression that...

So I get the impression that Mpire isn't doing particularly well. It seems like in DC there's always one new club limping along and unfortunately now that's Mpire. They are not always open in the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Most of my trips to this...

Most of my trips to this club have been day trips and i have yet to see what others rave about in terms of the consistent and "compelling" talent from a true beauty standpoint on…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

The biggest selling point of Feugo...

The biggest selling point of Feugo is bang for the buck. $5 lapdances, with private area for $30-$40 depending on the girl. I did mostly private areas, where there is definitely what you expect in…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

I wouldn't recommend this club in...

I wouldn't recommend this club in the afternoon. When I went there it was less than 5 girls working, none of them were more than a 6. Can't speak to evenings, but when…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

This is not the sort of...

This is not the sort of club that you would expect to see in Durham. Luckily for me, it's not far from my house and I'm able to enjoy this first-class club without driving far…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

I'm usually not one to venture...

I'm usually not one to venture out on a Saturday night to a club because I prefer a quieter atmosphere and less competition for the Dancers attention. Still I decided to head out and see…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

The two worst days of the...

The two worst days of the year to visit a strip club are probably Christmas eve and the fourth of July. Only the most unattractive and desperate for money dancers generally show up. Most regular…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Currently going through a renovation when...

Currently going through a renovation when I showed up. The finished remodeling some of the bar already and it's looking pretty nice. But most of the upstairs was closed off due to the construction. One…

SophistiCats

London, England

I remember watching a documentary that...

I remember watching a documentary that gave a behind the scenes look at the staff and management of a London strip club. I recall becoming quite bored by the output of their combined efforts (it…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Booby Trap is likely my favorite...

Booby Trap is likely my favorite strip club in Miami, so I will try to write an unbiased/objective review. CONS: -Exorbitant entry fee after a certain hour. I rolled into the club around 2:30 a.m. (which…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Went back to Hot Bodies after...

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves. I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street. Cover…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time on Friday for my birthday, and had a great time. There is a $20 cover, and it is BYOB. You can purchase a cup inside, and…

Wild Cherry Cabaret

Harvest, Alabama

Wild Cherry was a bit off...

Wild Cherry was a bit off the beaten path from Huntsville but easy enough to find from the main road. The exterior of the building is run down and the parking lot in need…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Decided to go to DVCOI after...

Decided to go to DVCOI after a while.Paid the usual cover-charge ($5/happy-hour special). They handed me a free beer-ticket (next door bar).When I entered the club,to my surprise the selection of dancers this night was…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

I've visited this club about 5...

I've visited this club about 5 or 6 times while Bazz and Crue is getting fixed up. The layout is pretty nice. It is a little more spacious than Bazz and Crue was.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

I've been to this club during...

I've been to this club during day shift AND night shift and it's a completely different atmosphere. I wouldn't say either is better or worse it just depends on your preference. I will tell you…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Long story on how I wound...

Long story on how I wound up at this club. Arrived about 11:30 Friday night and the place was packed. It is almost exclusively Latino clientele. The girls are a nix of mostly Latinas with…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

We went to the Rhino on...

We went to the Rhino on a Thursday a couple of months ago. Call the limo - free ride and you don't pay $46 in cover. I must say, the woman are gorgeous, but it…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

I wanted to provide a update...

I wanted to provide a update about Scores and a lot of other clubs in the area. This is my favorite strip club in the area as it has the hottest women in Baltimore.…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

haven't been here in quite a...

haven't been here in quite a few months walked in .. and man have things changed.. 1st off they took the chairs away from far side that was one of my favorite spots to get…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

I will break up this review...

I will break up this review into 4 sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- Visited this club for the first time Friday evening 7/3/15 a bit past midnight (~12:15 a.m.) and stayed till ~2:15 a.m.…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Had another awesome time at Club...

Had another awesome time at Club O. The updates are spectacular - place looks more like a sports bar now than it used to. The dancers are of all shapes sizes and ethnicities and you…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Ugh. Why do I even bother? Well,...

Ugh. Why do I even bother? Well, I had some free time on Monday night so I rolled up to the Squire. Interestingly there was a recent model Ferrari in the lot? But no one inside to…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and was curious about this club so I decided to stop by. It was a monday night around 9 p.m. The parking lot looked pretty empty when I pulled up.…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

I guess i chose wrong to...

I guess i chose wrong to go on a Monday evening. There were very limited number of ladies dancing, and the ones that were there were not the top of the crop by any…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

It's an old review but hopefully...

It's an old review but hopefully good lesson learned. Was at Cheetah's for bachelor Party. One stripper took a liking to the groom to be. Offered take out for a private viewing back at hotel…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

This review covers my second visit...

This review covers my second visit to this establishment. I arranged an appointment with the model from my previous visit. There was still a 60 minute for $60 special going on so I…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Checked out a Fri night.. I'm...

Checked out a Fri night.. I'm usually a daytime guy. "Faith" (The old Danielle) is as disgusting and loud mouthed as always. The second I see her, I want to leave. Revolting Attitude and accent.…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

As far as location goes, this...

As far as location goes, this club is perfectly located next to walking distance from string of hotels - Hilton, Wyndham, Marriott and few others. I have been staying in one of the hotels here on…

Club 51

Navarre, Florida

We stopped by this club again...

We stopped by this club again recently and stayed a while. When you walk in there is no cover anymore. The stage is located on the right wall and is pretty big with 3 stationary…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

This is a nude club which...

This is a nude club which by State Law cannot serve alcohol. BYOB private parties are offered however. Entry cover is $10 which includes a limited menu of non-alcohoic drinks. On the late evening of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I've actually been here a few...

I've actually been here a few times. When I walk in I sit in a chair and ordered a soda. Cover and soda will put you back at least $21 when you go the first…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

I dance all over the country....

I dance all over the country. I really enjoyed this club. It's a small but sassy club in Columbus Ohio! It's also very close to the airport.. so all the traveling dancers…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I've reviewed this club before, and...

I've reviewed this club before, and I'm pleased to report that things there are on their way up. I had a really great Saturday night at Savannah's. Probably about 10 dancers, about 7+…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Visited between 1AM and 2AM on...

Visited between 1AM and 2AM on a Saturday night. Sat away from the main dance area, so I was getting approached by dancer after dancer until I accepted a lap dance. They weren't pushy. For…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Was in Omaha the beginning of...

Was in Omaha the beginning of May and it seemed that the Playhouse was the do not miss destination in the area. Driving around Council Bluffs Friday afternoon I decided to drive by to see…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Went on a recent Friday. Parking...

Went on a recent Friday. Parking out front and up the street in front of the closed car wash. Ten dollar cover. Private rooms are $15 each or 3 for $40. Private room dances are…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Stopped by on a Wednesday night...

Stopped by on a Wednesday night since I was in the area. Admission is $25 with your card. It is BYOB so make sure you bring your own. Up until around 10-11, there is…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

I stopped in the club to...

I stopped in the club to see if there were any major changes since the name changed from LUST. I met the new owner and he seemed ok. The biggest change I see…

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4got to wipe was in bed with me today!

So I'm having a great encounter with my new boyfriend this afternoon. I give this guy major props; after dancing for so long I have begun to tire of being intimate in my personal life, and that just fucking sucks.…

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Another weird dancer question

Last Thursday myself and bubbs267 & verybigdog were talking with a dancer at our table. There was a beautiful black dancer sitting near by. In fact I consider her to be the most beautiful black dancer in the clubs. I…

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Mileage

I know clubs around the country have different rules on what is allowed during a lap dance. I was wondering what in your favorite clubs is considered good or high mileage during a regular lap dance (NOT VIP)?

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Looking for FS club in Quebec

Hey guys its Dazymaz back again , and looking for a new club .. Any clues to where a big breasted gal like myself can find work in a full service club near the Ontario border?

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Gigantic Boobs!!!

Looking for the biggest boobs in the NYC area... Any color, real or fake, anywhere in/near the city. Suggestions?

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Is VIP at St James in Houston worth it?

Long time read first time posting on the discussion board. I've visited St. James about 6 or 7 times now but have yet to go to the VIP rooms. My last visit I approached a girl there (which at St James…

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Crazyjoe vs Bonedbrother....

What happens when Crazyjoe eats his spinach... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcOrSWr2HLU

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SJG's Best Wisdom to Date

June 26, 2015 • As I know, when you hear someone calling someone else gay, it is usually because the speaker is afraid that he might be gay. That is how I have always taken this and all related therads. SJG

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Who's eating burgers and hot dogs today?

Little 4got2usethepapers and I are both going to chow down on some good American food! 4got2ribbitt is chowing down on crickets! Have a brilliant 4th!

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SJG's real identity is revealed at last

After months of diligent research, I have determined that our resident weirdo San_Jose_Guy is none other than Wendell the Sexual Addict: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBhlqz6Tdc4

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Happy Fourth of July!

http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/87QBRPY We love pretty girls with big titties because . . . America!

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Just Having For $80 At The SC

Mood of the night was just to have fun, mostly enjoy the eye candy. Me and my beer, pretty much. But man. The way she looks, she has killer eyes, if I only I get to kiss her that moment and then…

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CF: Two parts

What do you look for when you try to find a CF? Looks? Mileage? Both? Other? And then, on a scale of 1-10 in looks if you have a CF, what is she? And what kind of mileage do you get…

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Stars and Stripes Forever.......

A 4th of July song for all Americans, (libs too)... just play it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY

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How much is VIP at the stripclubs in your area?

In this part of Pennsylvania (Allentown, Bethlehem, Easton), the average price is $250 for 30 minutes. Platinum Plus Allentown charges close to $1000 total for an hour, but they are an odd man out. How much do they charge and…

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Breaking News

8-time defending champion Joey Chestnut was upset in Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. A dynasty comes to end. That's got to be hard for Chestnut to swallow

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Animals can be jerks too

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc

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Running the dachshund system at Panera!

Had a brilliant morning hanging out with little 4got2usethepapers watching sexy girls at Panera! Sometimes good clean fun is just brilliant!

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OT: Find This Man a Girlfriend and He'll Pay You $10K

https://gma.yahoo.com/man-girlfriend-hell-pay-10k-162900132--abc-news-sex.html This hits home hard! I think some of us are in the same financial situation to make the same offer that this guy is making. In addition, many of us probably work just as hard as this guy…

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zipman68 unmasked

ever wonder about the real life identity of the hippy-dippy, soap-dodging, America-hating, dick-sucking, pinko-fag, dumbass progressive george soros nazi socialist follower, zipman68 (aka @slauxpas, aka @theprophetjuice, aka @4got2wipe)? and what about his obsession with his own anus and what comes…

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the underground Mexican hat dancing circuit

as many of you know san_jose_guy has been caught in a number of fibs. everything from pretending to know about what San Francisco strip clubs are like to his cockamamie story about putting a pentecostal daughter molester in San…

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For those of you who are into Asian dancers

Not my thing but I thought you'd like it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iHLphncXKu4

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Another Presidential Candidate

I might vote for this guy. Having him as President would be kind of like having Bill Clinton as President again after his divorce from the ice queen. http://dailym.ai/1GVzx9D

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The Juice mane be workin' in the KFC corporate office in Hong Kong!!!

That mothahfuckah be tryin' to find ways to combine pizza and fried chicken! Check dis shizzle out... http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-crazy-pizza-fried-chicken-has-permanently-warped-m-1715187778 WTF Juice bro? A drumstick up the anus wasn't good enough for you? Those poor girls be workin' haaaard fer their money and you…

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My fan mail lol pissed me off!!!

Dear whore, or do you prefer Homewrecker? I'm glad you are proud of getting down on your knees to pick up single dollar bills that are tossed by married men. I'm sure your mother is equally proud. No ...I mean…

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Del City, OK 2AMer.

DEL CITY, Okla. – Police are investigating after a ‘shots fired’ call leads them to a body in a strip club parking lot early Saturday morning. Police discovered the body of a black male in his 30’s in the parking lot…

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Eddie Murphy

Is a badass in Beverly Hills Cop. I am watching it now...

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Stopped by this club after a...

Stopped by this club after a friend of mine told me about. I must say I was very disappointed. First of the club only had about 1-2 girls and no one was dancing on stage.…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Hit or miss. Not sure this...

Hit or miss. Not sure this should be called a nude club. Some kitty flashing visible if you're tipping at the stage, but the bottoms always stayed on. Place was nearly deserted on a…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Finaly made it back to El...

Finaly made it back to El Paso and my first stop was the Cab. At the door had to wait several minutes while the man with the wrist bands got some more. Payed my $10…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I spent a night in Baltimore...

I spent a night in Baltimore recently which I was visiting for a trip to Camden Yards, the best ballpark in America now that the Cubs are doing unspeakable things to Wrigley in the name…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

The Basics: Cover- $0 before...

The Basics: Cover- $0 before 5, $10 5-8pm, $20 after 8pm $20 Dances $12 Corona I stopped into Flashdancers for a quick visit. It took me a bit longer to get there…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

This is my favorite club. The...

This is my favorite club. The dancer quality varies but some are smoking hot. My favorite is Danielle. She is so hot and gives a great private dance. I haven't had one from her…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Decent club. Difficult to find. It...

Decent club. Difficult to find. It is on a service road accessible from highway. Good size Parking lot but most of it not paved. Plent of dancers but not many choices. They are some…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

The layout is simple, and the...

The layout is simple, and the club is fairly small. There is a great bar, with a friendly bartender. The girls on stage the other night were all pretty darn good looking. The…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Came here for a friends 40th...

Came here for a friends 40th birthday. Was first time back in a while. Was greeted by Amber at the front door. Not only beautiful but was friendly and knowledgeable and informed us of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Stopped in on my way home...

Stopped in on my way home from Vegas. Arrived around noon on Thursday. I didn't have high hopes as I was driving in, but it turned it out great! I think there were…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Came here once before and thought...

Came here once before and thought it was really nothing to write home about. But also only saw the upstairs. This time, decided to check out the downstairs. It's a completely different…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Crossed over the border and paid...

Crossed over the border and paid the taxi fee of five dollars and arrived at Hong Kong.. First off when you first walk through the doors it is amazing to see how many beautiful gorgeous…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Drive past the rhino after visiting...

Drive past the rhino after visiting another club where I had a disappointing visit. Figured I'd stop in to see what all the excitement about this club was about. The bouncer/greeter sees that in wearing…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

I had a fun Tuesday night...

I had a fun Tuesday night here with $2 drink specials. They also have 2 for 1 dances and $2 tacos on Tuesday. I had a few lap dances with Katie she was so hot.…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

weird that you have to enter...

weird that you have to enter through the alley but w/e. its nice inside. one thing i loved about this club was the great dancer to customer ratio. there were maybe 6-8 dancers and 15-18…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I came here for a friend's...

I came here for a friend's bachelor party on a Saturday night last month. That was a bad idea, but we didn't realize why until we were inside. It was around 1 am when we…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Went to Browns with my girlfriend...

Went to Browns with my girlfriend and had a great time. There were a few other couples there too. Entrance is free. Dancers walk round with a glass and collect £1 from each audience member before…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

2nd time at the Oasis, relatively...

2nd time at the Oasis, relatively the same after a couple of years. The arrangement is odd, with a rectangular bar with the dancers w/in, coming around for a dollar from each person after…

Zachary's

Mashpee, Massachusetts

I've visited Zachary's twice now and...

I've visited Zachary's twice now and it's no surprise that it is better in the summer months (4th of July opposed to Memorial Day weekend). The girls are nice and most are passable on the…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

I dropped by Cowboys...

I dropped by Cowboys after a 3 year absence and found the atmosphere much improved. On my last visit there was no one above a 4, this time mostly 6-8s with smiles…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

I go here when I just...

I go here when I just want to have a beer & see a dancer or two. The place itself has been well described as a hole in the wall. The bathroom is terrible I…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

I know Papi's review is going...

I know Papi's review is going to blow this one out of the water because...well...he's probably the best reviewer here. Oh well: at least this will be from another set of eyes. The aforementioned Papi and…

King's Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

While this club is in the...

While this club is in the industrial/design district of Dallas and has been around for years. The club is rather seedy looking, but the drinks (beer $4.50) and cover charge, $5, are reasonable.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

I don't usually visit clubs on...

I don't usually visit clubs on weekends but was just down the road and it was a rainy Saturday afternoon so I figured why not. There was some sought of a party/fundraiser going on when…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Actually visited two days in a...

Actually visited two days in a row. First was on Thursday (7/2) afternoon around 4:30pm. $5 cover, hardly any customers, and hardly any dancers. Only 3, which included an older MILF I have known for…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

After sightseeing in St Louis and...

After sightseeing in St Louis and dinner and movie in the Delmar Loop on a recent Friday night, I ventured into Brooklyn around 11pm. If you're coming from the vicinity of Lambert Airport, the…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It has been over a year...

It has been over a year since I visited this place. Was traveling on business and thought I'd checkout an old stomping ground. Not much has changed in the club since I last visited. Always…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

The club is reasonably well appointed...

The club is reasonably well appointed and laid out. There is a main stage and some other satellite stages when the club gets busier. One dance clothed, one topless, one fully nude.…

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Fantasies Nightclub

It appears that Fantasies in Baltimore HSS been released from double not-so-secret probation early! They have posted a roster for Thursday through Sunday this week and it looks like all the girls (except for the two that got them…

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Boston Celtics

Oldest player in the history of the NBA? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Havlicek

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DATY update

I posted a while back about whether I should be more gentle in my oral love of her most intimate place. The consensus was that most guys are too vigorous, and I'll be damned if you PLs weren't right.…

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Kisses

I started playing this song for her as I kiss my way down her stomach to her tiny little slit. She loves her kisses down low. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0DJUTgkUIA

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Who will get more?

Who do you think will end up getting more money per month from me -- The DS (assuming historical levels of spending remain consistent) or the ex-wife in alimony?

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Don't tick this girl off and try to make up with daty.

http://www.doyoueven.com/2015/06/video-this-chick-does-not-skip-leg-day-and-watch-her-prove-it-nsfw/ Watermelons don't stand a chance. lol

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Classic Cat Showbar

It was in downtown Nashville in 1991. Anyone know what happened to this club ?

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Anal

Have you ever had a dancer just OFFER it to you ?

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Some clubs shouldn't be on social media

I was (the operative word being "was") going to check out this club. Today they proudly posted this photo on their Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/475307455939949/photos/pcb.620096854794341/620096664794360/?type=1&theater I will not be visiting now. Or even driving by this place. Maybe I'll just lock myself in…

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Dukes of Hazzard car on E-Bay....

The bidding wars have begun....I'm too late http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=general+lee

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Fred Sanford tells it like it is.......

When TV was non-pc and funny...36 seconds that cracked me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc51Mftc-20

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Stripper Lies

Reading JohnSmith69's "Truth or Stripper Shit" post, I had an opinion but I had no way of determining whether his DS was telling the truth. But it reminded me of things strippers have told me that I later discovered…

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ATF's tits shrunk

I think I am finally done with my ATF. She hasn't danced at the club for the past six months, but I was regularly seeing her OTC. I had posted a few months ago that things were starting to get…

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Underboob is brilliant!

Check this out! http://i.imgur.com/tnmDmfO.jpg

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Non-brilliant way to get a boner! Don't do this!

Apparently some frogs have aphrodisiac secretions, but they can also cause heart attacks! www.slate.com/blogs/wild_things/2015/06/29/aphrodisiacs_derived_from_toads_are_poisonous_not_sexy.html 4got2ribbitt is not one of the species listed and I better not find any of you guys in my house licking my frog!

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name some things you know you had in common with a stripper

I'll start. I like the beach. at one time or another xfiles, homer Simpson, one vampire tv show don't care for commitment like getting money u?

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Strippers score in suit: Hallandale club to pay $6 million in lost wages

I visited Scarlett's when I was in Miami for the TUSCL meet a couple years ago. The club had very attractive dancers. Like many clubs, they don't seem very good at following the labor laws. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article26200477.html

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I'm surprised that verybigdawg didn't beat me to it. :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/02/john-abraham-strip-club_n_7715404.html

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I'm naked again :) enjoy

http://imgbox.com/g/c1gzJNhem9

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To club or not on July 4th?

I can't remember ever going on the 4th. I don't have any plans for tomorrow so I think that I will give it a shot but don't know what to expect. I know one favorite will be there. I asked…

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View from the parking lot

Yesterday I made a visit to my favorite club. I parked my car and was heading to the door. One of my favorites was just going in and she waited for me and held the door open. I had been…

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Is this girl really 46?

Thanks to crazy joe for the Walmart link. I got side tracked on another link. Supposedly this girl is 46 and has been working out since age 23. http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/the-46-year-old-woman-with-a-booty-that-puts-girls-half-her-age-to-shame-17-pics/ Do you think she is?

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Endless BoUnCY BoObs

This site is awesome! http://m.imgur.com/r/boobbounce

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No respect for my time

I texted a favorite yesterday, telling her I would be in her city this afternoon and would like to spend some time with her. I specified that I would arrive at 1:30 and had to leave at 3 or…

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Only Stems and Seeds are left

I bet you thought this was another weed thread...I just finished a bowl of cherries.

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ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°THE PL TESTø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°

ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°THE PL TESTø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° 01. How far have you traveled to go to a strip club (just because you were in the area already doesn't count). 0 Less than 60 miles +1 More than 60 miles +2…

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what ricky boy thanks he looks like

https://instagram.com/p/4qEfpANQcl/

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Repetitive Posts

I have noticed that certain tuscl members tend to ask the same or similar questions over and over. Here are some examples. Feel free to add your own. From Douggie: Why is JS69 such a faggot? Why is…

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What should I do with unreliable CF?

First, some back ground. Over the last several years have seen the same gorgeous stripper at the same club. I usually see her 2-3 times a month and get 3-4 lappers every time I am there. All…

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Police protestors saved by the police

Funny. I like the "little bitches" comment. http://dailym.ai/1GRHm07

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Lol! ......TVLand pulled "Dukes of Hazard"

....no more Daisy...:( Who's next.. Lynyrd Skynyrd? http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh141/doramu13/lynyrdskynyrd.jpg

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Giving up your table ?

Just read a Follies ATL review where the custy was sitting at a table and a waitress came up to him and told him he needed to give it up b/c someone had bought it. I've noticed SCs where there are…

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Why I Love the 4th of July

https://instagram.com/p/4pDwT_qxZH/?taken-by=lindseypelas

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Would you buy your favorite a drink after she quit drinking?

Question for the folks that drink in the sc - Scenario: One of my favorites is a daily hard drinker. She loves to do shots and will drink anything put in front of her. In fact, she is…

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Truth or Stripper Shit?

The DS and I have passed a new, inevitable line in a stripper customer relationship. No, she doesn't want anal sex. But she has for the first time asked me for extra money. We are smoking in…

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OT: Dad body

A previous discussion claimed dancers prefer a pl who is in shape as opposed to the flabbier style "dad bods". Although a plausible and almost sensible dissertation, it is also noted that "dad bods" get equally as much ass as…

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Survey: What Makes the Best Strip Club City?

Of course there are many factors that make up what you would think to be the best strip club city, how about ranking these amentities in order from most important to least important: - attractiveness of dancers - availability of extras -…

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Walmart

Walmart sucks big fat dick!

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4th of July

I'm taking a ex-marine(Fallujah)and my girl to the Indian casino for their birthdays.His the 4th,hers the 5th(Fuck Tom Cruise). What are you Rainbows doing?

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Proper terminology: taint vs gooch vs grundle

I've always viewed taint as a unisex term, indicating the skin between balls and asshole in men and between the "giney and the heinie" on women! But Rech prefers grundle for men! Opinion seems split at urban dictionary, but I did…

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if you love ASS its a must to watch this porno

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55914518606a9

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Detroit This Weekend

So I'll be in the vicinity of Detroit this weekend. Unfortunately, I'll be busy from 2 p.m. until midnight on Friday and Saturday and from 3:30 onward Sunday, but otherwise, I'll be up for some fun. I've done…

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Got to love the left!!!

First we have this... http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3306770/posts Couldn't agree more, although I think it could possibility be considered borderline child abuse. Yet, when it come to the Battle flag, never here the "If You're Offended, Don't Look" from the left. So fucking hypocritical!

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Smells

During lap dances, I've has girls that smelled like alcohol, like cigarettes, like joints, like various perfumes, etc. Recently I got a lapper and the girl smelled like, well, a girl. Yeah, she had just finished her stage…

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Anyone get crap PM's like this?

can you come see me To: mikeya02 From: rbkillen6699 Just Now can you come see me Delete

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Nuts and shark attacks in Carolina...

Nuts, will you please stop eating KFC at the beach, and throwing eaten drumsticks in the water? You're causing a feeding frenzy.

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If Hillary is elected President.....

....is she going to pay "slick Willie" back, and blow one of the male interns?

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Tiger Woods is a charming guy! Not!

Check this out! http://deadspin.com/should-you-fuck-tiger-woods-1715195286 Check out the encounter with Mindy Lawton! She was on the rag so he had her pull down her underwear, pull out the tampon, and fucked her up against his Escalade in a church parking lot! Then…

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Bangalore Movers and Packers........

...is the must go to company for your moving and packing needs. Here's a clip of two of our top professionals trying to overcome a logistics problem... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmd-CVZb2jQ

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Unaccompanied Females (Part Deux)

To piggyback on Knightwish's thread; I recently came across a review of a lesbian custy being upset that she and her lesbian date were not approached by hardly any dancers during their whole visit. Seems that female custies in SCs can…

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Ever heard of a virgin stripper?

There is a dancer at my favorite club that told Verybigdawg that she was a virgin. I think that I believe it. The way she dances on stage and gives lap dances shows a total lack of experience. She will…

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OT: Soccer: Red vs Blue

Heard an interesting conversation on ESPN regarding the growing popularity of soccer. When you look at the ranking of the popularity of soccer it clearly breaks down along "red states" and "blue states". The liberal blue states like soccer…

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The "system" does work

My ATF danced at one club for almost 8 years and was usually available for most anything if the price was right. She left that club about a year ago and bounced from one club to another for about 6…

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25 Fictional Strippers of TV and Film, Ranked From Worst to Best

http://news.moviefone.com/2015/06/30/25-fictional-strippers-of-tv-and-film-ranked-from-worst-to-best/#slide=3529921

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TIts and ASS :)

http://imgbox.com/g/4vsXDRwI13