TUSCL News

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

back to daytime

It seems that the last bunch of times I got to go to the HL was late at night. Some nights are very crowded, hard to find a seat, and if you get up…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

cheeks

I visited on week day evening for quick visit. Entry cover charges are $5 and beer charges are $4. There are around 10 girls and around four of the them are great. I watched the…

Kama Sutra Cabaret (was Babe's Cabaret)

New Orleans, Louisiana

An average club at best

We were walking on bourbon street me and my friends and we noticed this nice girl with the "no cover charge" sign. She smiled at us and she had a nice smile, so we talk with…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn Info Update...

...as some who read these reviews have learned.. Ebony Inn now opens at 5pm($12 to get in the door)..BUT laps are $5 per song for first shift (5 to 9:30)..THEN night shift starts at 9:30…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Busy and hustling

The club is a little distant from the downtown core but is definitely a great spot to hit up. I walked in and the bouncers were cool. Nobody really hassled me so I made my…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Good experience in the end

Went there on a Tuesday night as I was staying in Miami for a couple of nights. Had read about the club online. And yes I confirm that the music is very loud. The dancers…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Waste of time

I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and great shows. There were a number of girls but only a few were hot. Most were not that good looking.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

the place to go for a nice menu

Very nice layout and club atmosphere. Even without the dancers, the place would be appealing. Night club atmosphere with numerous big screen TV's. Flashy lights but not annoying. Three rows or levels of seating. Chairs next to dance…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

RSC is always fun

Was on the East side of town for the first time in awhile. Got to hang out here for a couple of hours. Watched the full compliment of dancers. The standout of the night was…

Emperor's Gentleman's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Small, but good!

Been back to this place, a couple of times since my last post, and I am hooked. Not a large venue, by any stretch of the imagination, but for the type of girls I like…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Friday night visit

I've previously visited Bazookas 3 years ago, and I visited the club in the end of August. The house was quite full. Soon after I sat down, a tall dancer sat beside me - she…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

slow night...

Was in town visiting some friends the other night and decided to stop in on my way out of town. The bartender is not the most friendly as i had read, but the dancers were.…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

Dear God Don't Do It

Been here a couple times. There isn't a good thing to say about this place. First of all it $10 to get into a place that had 1 fatty working when I get there…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

lost some

So I was back in town and decided to visit this joint again. Found out it was a little bit different (name) but nothing really looked too different than what I remember from my…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

After the raid

There was a "raid" on the Hi liter a week ago. I have heard a number of stories, but they are consistent in that no customer was arrested (although 2 stories have oral sex being…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Spring Visit

Visited on a Saturday night in the spring. They were busy, but not crowded. I had no problem finding a seat at the bar. The stage is essentially one long stage bisected by the staircase…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Good fun for the area

Was in Athens with a buddy of mine and with the lack their of other strip joints in Athens we decided to partake in Toppers. I had not been in a while and the…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Wasted my time

I've been here several times. In fact, I've written a review on this club. I'd never been here on a Tuesday, though. On Tuesdays, the club has a 2 for 1 special all day on private…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Consistent quality

I arrived at about 9:00 pm and discovered that all 3 of my free passes had expired. The owner of the club was in the lobby so I asked him if I could trade 3…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Sinking

With the block no longer a viable option, tried out Goddess as an alternative. And.....well, no. Place is clean, nice bartenders (though my usual rule is that if the bartenders are the most attractive women…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Lucky at Lucky Corner

I had never been here before so I thought I would check things out after seeing at least one semi-positive review. I'm glad I did as I did have some fun. With that…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Monday trip to PH

Went there around 12:30 on Monday. I usually avoid PH as it is one of the most expensive places in Detroit, but my coworker insisted on going. It had been more than 1 year since…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good club

This is a reliable club. Probably the most beautiful women in the area. Mostly safe area. There can be a long line waiting outside on weekends, so my buddies and I went on a weeknight. They…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Plenty of quality Choices

Made the treck to the PH on a Thursday afternoon. I got there about 12:30 and there were about 10 dancers but within half hour that number seemed to double. I was hoping to find…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointed

Very disappointed with how this club is managed (or rather, not managed). This had been a nice place to go and grab a cold beer, eat a nice meal, see some pussy and chat…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Good visit to an old friend.

I have not been in the Thorobred Lounge in years and I have heard a lot of bad things about it. However on the basis of this one visit I would recommend it.…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Good start, bad finish

Wandered into the Pitiful P around 2 on a Tuesday afternoon. Saw 3-4 girls working and about a dozen customers. Bartender was cute and rated about a 7. One of the girls was…

Dance Saloon

Brunswick, Ohio

Come see the Dance saloon in brunswick and hot bartender mon and wednesdays named Judy!!

Fun hidden gem......great getaway....dark and flourescent...girls very personable and approachable....check it out.....no cover!!#....10 dollar lap dances in back personable booths! 2 stages.....fun upbeat music played!!...only chips and beef jerky available for snacks.....fun fun fun…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Indianapolis's best club?

I've spent time at a couple of clubs in town. Brad's Brass Flamingo was pretty good, Babe's East was a dump, and the other clubs fell in between. For my money, Dancers is…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty to look at, but pricey too

Camelot remodeled about a year ago, but it seems like that mostly involved changing the facade and redoing some of the upholstery. It's got the best-looking dancers in DC--there're some stunning women here.…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

lazy afternoon

Had not been in for some time I was in area so decided to check out. Four girls working with about same number of customers. Waitress was very pleasant and only had to…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Love this place

This is a great place. When you walk in the door usually locals playing pool, and sitting at the sports part of the bar. Over to the right is where the dancers dance and hang…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Renovated but Same Old Same

Was curious as to see what the club looked liked after the renovation. Well the renovation looked good and the VIP is a bit improved The VIP is at the back exit wall It has…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Above average for a suburban spot

I've been to this place a few times, and I come back because it generally meets or exceeds my expectations for a club that's about an hour north of NYC, and is deep in suburbia.…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

one of the best clubs in the area

Have been to this club several times. One of the best if not the best in the area. when you walk in an pay the cover and go through security you have a choice…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was constantly harrassed

This was a nice club in that there were lots of girls around, some very good looking. However, few were taking anything off on stage. Couldn't even drink a beer b/c one was…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Still my favorite

After two recent trips to Ecstasy that were rather disappointing I was hoping they wouldn't have a 3rd strike luckily they didn't disappoint. There were about 5 PLs and at least 10 dancers when I…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

A great, known "quantity"

How often have we read YMMV and wondered what our own mileage might be? The Allure experience is exactly as advertised. Allure is a massage parlor, not a strip club, located in a low…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Afterwork Trip

Went Tuesday after work, and was waiting for a friend to land at Burbank. I arrived just after shift change. When I got there was about 14 dancers and they continued to arrive. Wide variety…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Sunday night visit

Stopped by for the second time on a Sunday night around 9 pm. There were only 4 girls and about 5 patrons. Club has 1 big stage and most dancers get nude on stage or…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Great time at Happy Hour

This visit was on a Monday evening around 6pm. Happy Hour beer prices were $2 for a domestic bottle. Can't beat that. At this hour there were 10-15 girls working. I'd…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Nice small club in center of Durham

It can be a bit tricky to find this club. Ramseur St. in front of the club is one-way to the southeast. Turn off of Chapel Hill St., just east of the railroad…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Superb - fantastic time

Stepping in was the coat check. one thing they have when you try to get change is to offer the people 1s and 2 dollar bills, kind of cool idea. Inside the area was very…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

This is a low key brothel

I go to this club alot on my off days and spend about $50 to chill watch sports, and see some naked women. Half of the strippers are genuinely friendly, while the other half are…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

New Hours

Went Thursday evening, I was running late. Saw the sign with the new hours on the door. I then realized I was right on time!! Chilled for a couple hours and saw a few new…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Alright spot after a game

This club is physically the nicest in town. While they don’t serve any alcohol there is a bar next door and they allow you to go in and out. This is a great place for…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good night out at Follies

So I finally went over to Follies recently in the evening. Went in around 10 pm. I'm pretty much stricky into black women so I wanted to make sure I had a really good selection.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Small But Fun

It's been a few years since I was here last but had some time to kill so though to would try it out against. Door fee was $7 with a $10 drink, they tell you…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

ROB

ROB ALERT - more like an organized scam. I arrived about 9:30 PM. As I was entering a bouncer was walking a guy out. The guy was trying to talk but the bouncer said to leave…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

Frist Trip to DGC

I was in town recently and decided to check out Dallas Gentleman's Club. The strip club scene in Dallas was rather tame the last time I was here (about 4 years ago) so I…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Walked in around 3pm on a...

Walked in around 3pm on a Tuesday. It is a nice place in north Austin. Pay the $5 entry fee and get into the club. They have the 2 stages but only the main stage…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Hopeful but doubtful

If you have been here before, no need for boring overview of layout. You want to know if its worth going. Came here about month ago. Saw lots of girls and a…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Dont expect much

Walked in after paying fifteen $$ on a friday nite. The place had quite some customers. Overall the dancers were average. Lighting is fine if you like darker ambiance in strip clubs.The chair dance $…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Dissapointing !!

Stopped in on a Sunday eve around 9:00. There were hardly any cars in the lot, so I went up the road for a bite to eat, and returned about an hour later. The lot…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A Little Ebony for an Ivory

Not sure what happened this evening, but after a less than exciting visit to the PC, I made my way over to the FC...mind you it is the opposite direction of the hotel. Must…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Not as good as before. but still a good time to be had

This place sticks out in the area for two reasons... Firstly, it's fully nude with decent lapdances. Secondly, they've often had Thursday night specials where they send all the the girls that work during the…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

What a party

By around 6pm the place was getting fun. The dancers like to dance with each other on the floor touching each other. A chick was sitting on a couch and motioned me over and…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons quality is tough to beat

This place never disappoints. Got there a little after midnight on Friday night. It was very busy- and if you have not been it is a small club so it can be tough to move…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Nice Casual Place

This club is essentially a nice place to come, watch a few stage dances and get lapdances. The building itself is a sort of barn with newish siding. It lies in a back alley in…

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ooooooo ! my nuts !

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

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OT; Tesla's Model 3 to Cost $35K in March, But Production Still 2 Years Away

Tesla's long-awaited mass-market car, the Model 3, now has a price and debut plan courtesy of the company's founder, Elon Musk, who posted the details to Twitter on Wednesday. Model 3, our smaller and lower cost sedan will start production…

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News Flash

Tom Brady just signed an endorsement deal with Ashley Madison

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Another SW nonsense post

This from SW today: As the dance starts I say "Now do you know the rules? Just keep your hands at your sides and enjoy ." (technically touching is allowed/just not boobs or vagina but they don't need to know…

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Work Life / Love Life Balance

I start to notice that the better I do at work the worse I do in love and the better I do it love the work I do at work. I have been on a roll lately with the ladies…

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OT: Rant part III

Who cares if people don't like you, just be your fucking self.

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Sands vs Dancing Bare - Seattle

Looking for a couple afternoon hours of fun when I land in Seattle next month. It'll be a Wednesday afternoon. Anyone familiar enough with the daytime scene to make a call for Sands Showgirls or Dancing Bare? I…

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Jesus

What is it with people that put JESUS real big on their cars? Do they think this is a ticket to heaven? Maybe they will go straight to hell for using Jesus name in vain. I dont think Jesus would…

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OT: Brady exonerated - no surprise there.

Judge Richard M. Berman ruled that Brady’s four-game suspension by the NFL will be vacated. Duh, no surprise here. There was no case whatsoever. Not only did they have zero evidence that Brady was involved, but they…

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Dumb ass pedestrians

If a big fat lady starts walking across the street and you are forced to stop and watch her ugly fat ass waddle by, would you rather stop, or hit her and see if she bounces like a basketball? Not asking…

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Definition of ATF

What is your definition of ATF? To me, I have only had 1 ATF who is retired, and I could have 1 replacement but I don't get to that town often enough. My point is ATFs to me are extremely…

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The Best Celebrity Breasts

http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/playboy-ranked-best-celebrity-breasts/

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Beemers left me beaming !

I was working in Western PA this week and wanted to go out for some fun as I do in each of the areas that I work. A former dancer from the Filly Corral…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

TERRIBLE

Man listen , I love hole in the wall strip clubs . But this here , I will never step foot in babes ever again . Went to wax enjoyed myself , thought to myself…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Nice bartenders, average girls

If you like curvy and thick girls, especially Latin, check this place out. Me, not so much and prefer the talent at Tittilations in Bloomfield. Strippers will constantly approach you for singles and…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Not my scene.

Follies was too far for a cab ride. Riley's, fannies, and babes were within walking distance. Tried babes first. Black people everywhere. Too ghetto for my tastes. Walked to fannies, asked how many white girls?…

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

$10 dances but no girls worthy to take in the vip

Tried this place out again, after a long absence. Not much has changed, a lot of the dancers should not dance anymore, tons of drunk and 'twitching' junkies here. It was a little…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Not too bad, hottest girl was busy...

Sparse crowd on a Topless server Wednesday, which is pretty unusual for this place. About 10 girls I would say, a lot of the same girls that we see from week to week.…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Glad I came back!

I stopped in at the manor tonight around 9pm, and I completely enjoyed the night. There was a $5 cover charge at the door, and on Wednesdays they offer a special $4 bar shots, and…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Friday Night

Just like other Christies Cabarets, this club had an amazing decor. Lots of really attractive dancers on shift with plenty of round tables and seating throughout the club. They have all types of…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good Time

This place was a great value. The cover was $6 and drinks were reasonable. $3 table dances and $20 lap dances in the back. There weren't many people when I was there, but that's probably…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

This clubs is one of my favorites to visit

This clubs is one of my favorites to visit. The girls are not the hottest, but they are always nice. Also, despite the location of the club, I have always felt safe in side. I…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Decent place, great value

Went to the place on a Wednesday afternoon at about 3. The last time I was there was a few years ago, when I was working in the New York area. Seems as if there…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Scores

I visited Scores Gentlemen's Club about 6-7 times both during day and night shifts, last one being on a Thursday afternoon. It is a bikini club and hence you get served alcohol. The club is…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

One of Better Clubs in Town

This is one of the nicer looking clubs I've been to in Austin. A large main stage and a smaller stage towards the middle of the seating area that's still fairly large. The club has some…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon Visit

Stopped by the PlayPen on a Monday afternoon after work. Had been in the club previously when it was called Pop-a-Top and Landing Strip. Physically, the club hasn't changed much since it was…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

the jury is out....

I'd been to Vanity Grand a couple of times to visit a dancer I know but both times it was a late afternoon on a weekend so there wasn't much happening...a handful of dancers and…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Worth a Visit

Stopped by late in the evening. Was not thrilled with the valet parking arrangement but decided to enter anyway, Inside the club was thumping with loud music and a packed house with a…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Back to Platinum West

Stopped by early afternoon last week to check in after a long absence. Daytime cover is now $3. Domestic beer is $4.50. Door girl, bartender and cocktail witress were all nice and had smiles. Six…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies is Dollies

Dollies is prototypical East St Louis. If you enjoy a sleazy good time and don't worry too much about your car (and have enough sense to come in before it gets too late) you…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

and a great time was had by all ......

Went to my first ever visit to a Pinellas county club! Went with my new girlfriend – she was a strip club virgin! She quickly fell in lust with a middle aged Latina,…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Glad my flight was delayed

Leave it to air traffic delays to actually make my day better. When my flight got shifted late I took the opportunity to disappear for a brief interlude that was just what I needed…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

4 alive

Always interesting when i go to 5th. This night there 4-5 dancers working all brazilian execpt one 30 something white chick name was jennifer all the dancers were friendly enough but she was the only…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Yikes

I've stopped by here a few times now when passing through the area so this is kind of a consolidated review. All of my visits have been late afternoon/early evening during the week. First of…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

wednesday night early

The day I was at the club, it was hot as heck. I had a difficult time finding the club cause the directions that I had were poor. The club has a large stage with…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Club trying to be a bit too upscalish and nightclubbish for me

Visited Climax on Wednesday 9/2/15 around 5:30 pm. I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the nitty-gritty of the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

not bad

I stopped in here on Friday, August 28 as I had some business nearby to attend to . I finished up it was about 3 PM and not wanting to fight the traffic on…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

New Owners

Drove by this club for a number of years and have never stopped in............I can no longer say that today. It was around 6:00 PM when I arrived and the reason I did stop…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

Von teases departure

I happened to be checking out sugars fb page and saw that a dancer was leaving for the west coast so they were doing a farewell last shift specials on drinks. Got in around 9…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

A good time on a Saturday afternoon

Went in on a Saturday afternoon and found that there were several customers and only a few free tables. There were several women there and most all seemed to be occupied at tables.…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

The Best in the Area

Went here on a Friday night while at a hockey tournament. Knowing the scores name, we had very high expectations for the club, even with all the terrible clubs in that area. When we got there,…

Nick's Cabaret

Westerville, Ohio

Maybe worthy to be a moderate drinking spot

Wlaked in around 4p on a Thursday and got in for no cover. Only about 4 dancers working and 2 other customers. Got a beer for 4 at the bar and sat down…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras 2

Club right off 91 and easy to find. Plenty of parking. As enter club no cover as afternoon. I have not been here for awhile. As you walk in the bar and the stage is…

Onyx

Atlanta, Georgia

If you want to indulge your fantasy of being at a rap video, now's your chance

Dances are $10 and the DJ stays playing hit records for the full length of the song, which is why I left close to closing time at 3 and I got there a little after…

PT's Showclub Louisville

Louisville, Kentucky

move on

This place will never change and that is why I will not return. The girls are certainly attractive enough to make you think you'll have a good time, this place never lacks there. But there…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Where magazine comes to life!

After multiple recent visits, this club is now my new favorite of the clubs in Metro east, not for its dance prices but for the consistent top notch quality of the girls. I rate them…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Busy Club

So this is the first time I've been here. The club is nice and the cover charge was only $20. I like the cleanliness of the place but the club was awkwardly laid out. They had…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

The place is hot garbage

I went in there on a Thursday afternoon and I was shocked.... There were 9 girls and 6 of them including the bartender were all on cell phones. I am not one to complain…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Sirens needs dancers

Stopped by Sirens Wednesday after work at about 5 PM. The cover was $7 with a coupon for a free dinner. This is really a great deal. Their food is really good…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

This is one of the better strip clubs in Paterson

This is one of the better strip clubs in Paterson. There is a parking lot that is next to the club and is safe. Upon entering you see the square stage a lot of places…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Great club, but don't go during the day

Went on a Wednesday afternoon to celebrate a friend's birthday. I have been before and have reviewed before, but for the sake of those that haven't been, I'll describe the place a bit. It has…

Power Strip Gentlemens Club

Detroit, Michigan

Looks better than it did in the past, but need an evening visit to see if it's worth it.

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon to see how the place looked since the re-opening. No valet and no cover, which is good. It's better lit than it was before, and has had a…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Hot girls, good vibe

My recently here last Sat with 2 coworkers. Decided to head straight upstairs to the upper brasd. It was 10 pm and I'd guess there were 20 other guys there. Music and DJ were excellent.…

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OT: Rant part Deuce

Taking a shit and the water splash yo ass <<<<<<<<< Wtf ?

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Spearmint Rhino (Vegas)- $50 cover? Really?

Granted it's been two or so years since I've been (and then I think the night time cover might have been $33 if you are from out of town and foolish enough not to call for their limo), but really,…

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Best clubs across US?

So what are some clubs across the country that have the best combination of hot girls and easy to get mileage? (outside of the champagne room) My picks are Penthouse Detroit and Baby Dolls in Dallas. I know you…

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SJG, please stop insulting everyone ........

The caption to this photo read..... Christmas dinner during the Great Depression: turnips and cabbage http://buzzlamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/must-see-black-and-white-historic-moments-26.jpg And please stop advocating another great depression where people lose their life savings, jump out of buildings, children starve, and the resulting revolution will be headed…

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Wtf is up with this Bae shit

Other day some young dude calls me over to sit with him. The entire time its hey bae, sup bae bae bae bae. WTF let me spell it out to everyone who may use this term. I can be baby…

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Tiddy Bear

Nothing to add. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

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Are you getting close to being burned out at least temporarily on strip clubs if

I might be like that this weekend. Besides some computer games for a change seem like they might be more fun. Saturday is still a long way away though.

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I'm Proud of Myself

I'm starting this thread because for once I went to the strip club and didn't go into my pockets for more than what I planned to spend. Met this stripper (might become ATF2) at my usual spot and it…

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Shadowcat's Videos

He's posted some rather bizarre videos over the years. Ever wonder how he even finds them. What da hell is he Googling?

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Cum on her face

Does this do anything for you? Have you ever done it with a stripper? I'm trying to decide whether or not to make this the ending in my next production with video girl.

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Denali

Best conspiracy theory I've heard all week "Denali" means "black power" in Kenyan Let's just hope I can still buy a Big Mac next week.

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Exotica Portland

I'm sad about Exotica closing, it was a fun spot. Does anyone know if this is permanent or what club some of the dancers ended up moving to?

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OT: Rant

I hate when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund... bitch you make 12 million a movie ..... You send money!

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Ever fucked a girl in the navel?

http://www.xnxx.com/video329972/sexo_seguro

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Allowed back to a SC

A month ago, I was at HiLiter and a dancer tried to overcharge me. I refused to pay the entire amount, but gave her what she deserved. As I was leaving, the bouncers stopped me and said I…

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4 new articles posted

Have not read them myself.

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Looks like a stripper

Over the last month or two I have heard someone mention, "she looks like a stripper," and in a few cases, "she looks like a hooker." In most cases I didn't consider the woman mentioned to look like a…

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Did you swallow?

Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went for the suction but my natural…

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what is your favorite hot dog shop called ?

In my town in western north Carolina you can find a small chain called the Hot Dog King that serves up footlong dogs

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Ever tell your girl you're going to take her shopping?......

Did it go like this?.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-dtmzlLsE

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Kilts

I see that they are on sale at Target stores. http://www.target.com/p/men-s-gentleman-kilt-one-size-fits-most/-/A-14132084?ci_src=17588969&ci_sku=14132084&ref=tgt_adv_XSG10001&AFID=google_pla_df&CPNG=pla_seasonal+shopping&adgroup=sc_seasonal&LID=20pgs&KID=5ff7efdd-a98d-45e8-b2cc-25ecda22ba6c&kpid=14132084&gclid=CLL26O3K1scCFdgKgQodEv8KbQ Are they coming back into fashion? Would you wear one, especially to a strip club? or would that be too obvious? Those stripper web girls call us perverts for wearing shorts. What…

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Could I start stripping?

Hi, I figure this would be a good place to post my question. I want to start stripping to save up for a breast lift... but I don't really know if a girl with saggy breasts could make any money…

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Detroit Meetup Saturday Sept 12 Penthouse 8 pm

Sept is here. As a reminder the meetup is Sept 12, 8 pm, at Penthouse. If you're interested and haven't previously told me of that interest either by PM or posting in a discussion, please let me know…

I got laid by a Perfect 10!

Long story short - I got laid by a Perfect 10. Getting laid is not news to me or you - even by an 8, 9 or Perfect 10. The circumstances that got me and P10 between the sheets are a first for me. So I'm sharing to hear your thoughts. I usually go to strip clubs to have a good time. Wine, Women and Song. Never go for ITC action and am selective about OTC. Have been going to strip clubs for about 3 years. During my early days a very hot dancer gave me dances and company. Quite enjoyable. As she was putting her bra back on she said - "I also offer takeout" After a…

Beyond the Brass Pole, a Strip Club DJ's Life Story

It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. Beyond the Brass Pole: Written by Douglas Bateman Summary: It's the Texas southern true grit, meets the upscale modern Manhattan. As a Dj's life collides into a spiraling reality of who's who's that begins to unravel through the life within two worlds of family and fantasy. It's three decades of club and personal experiences that take you from strip clubs to swing clubs and even in my earlier days of the male reviews. I knew my life was not the normal life as most,…

How To Ask For "Extra's" at the Strip Club

I originally wrote this article for my website www.dirtydianasdiary.com but it's a question I get asked A LOT so I thought I'd share it here on tuscl. It sounds like a simple question of etiquette but it's actually much more complicated. Here are the fine points. Be clear about what you want. You want to be polite and respectful but not vague. Make sure that you know what you want before you start talking. Do you want a particular girl to meet you for dinner? Do you want sex? Do you want it inside the club or outside? Are you willing to pay her and if so, how much? If you are…

how i found happiness in the VIP rooms

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms has decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time I didn't understand this was the issue. See at first I started not getting erections with these supper hot girls dancing all over me and the fun just wasn't there any more. Because lets face it having a massive boner and having her rub up against it is the best part. At first I thought holy fuck I'm getting erectile dysfunction at a young age. So I backed of clubbing for a lil bit and found myself dating civilian girls again. Now during this time I noticed I would achieve a throbbing healthy hard on and these fat girls…

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Fireworks

Fireworks really scare the shit out of some people.. literally https://youtu.be/VVVm9xGZgUE

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God bless the trolls

God bless the trolls and those with a sense of humor. Trolls provide great entertainment for those with a sense of humor and piss off those who are humor inpaired. And shit on everyone else, Amen

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Help, what should I do?

I'm walking in a very conservative American city. Just enjoying a warm summer evening, getting some exercise, smoking the vape, and having fantasies about fucking girls at the club without the DS. Horny as hell, just the all American…

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Vanna White

I don't watch "The Wheel of Fortune". But I do watch "Jeopardy" most evenings. So when I tune in to Jeopardy I see the last minute of The Wheel Vanna has been on for 33 years and is 58…

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The hottest thing that a dancer has said to you ITC

What's the hottest thing a dancer has ever said to you ITC? Here's mine. So I'm shopping last weekend. The little head has started calling my latest focus DS2. Obviously that's extremely premature, and could just be wishful thinking.…

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The pic that got Jared in trouble....

http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/07/11244798_1656056897961340_67229034_n.jpg

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tips for the men that need more intimacy back in the VIP

For some time now my interest in the vip/champagne rooms have decreased due to the lack of intimacy, but at the time i didn't understand this was the issue. See at first i started not getting erections with these supper hot…

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Waterloo 2AMer.

WATERLOO (KWWL) - Waterloo Police make an arrest as a shooting investigation continues, but investigators say they're still looking for the suspect who pulled the trigger. Justin Dollen was shot outside the Fantasy Theater on Airline Highway early Sunday morning. Police say they've…

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Dougster teaching investing

Real investing explained. It is all about the International Pancake Order...that is where you want to be. Great advice, this saved my portfolio so i can continue shitting at McD https://youtu.be/6RCfzqx2FLs

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Making Love vs Having Sex

Are you more of a making love kind of person, or are you more of the strictly fucking kind of person? I'm definitely more of the making love kind of person. Although sometimes I do like hard fast pounding sex. Thoughts?

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Calling out Rech :)

So as we all know I am not shy. Only person to see my pussy more then you pervs is my gyno lol. Which I totally love that lol. Im calling out Rech (in a fun way so don't get…

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Trainwreck scene: great argument against monogamy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCPQglG4FQ Some people found this scene from Trainwreck comedic. I found it compelling and immediately scheduled my next trip to a Detroit strip club. Any other great arguments against monogamy??

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Is this an extra?

If a girl gives you brief pseudo-BJS through your shorts, is this considered an extra? One of the strippers at my club will do the usual lap dance moves--cowgirl ginding, reverse grinding, etc.--but will also get down on her knees…

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Small naturals or Big fakes

Hypothetical: You have a chance to spend a fun evening getting dances (and likely more) from one of two girls.. They have equally attractive asses, personalities, intelligence, hair, facial features, possibilities for extras, etc. The only difference is that one…

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OT: myfreecams.com

Hi, does anyone know what myfreecams.com is? I am on the site for a few minutes and it seems like I can just watch models on cams for free, as the site name indicates. But how does the…

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going to Miami can someone give me some recommendations

i've been reading the review but there is lots of clubs. What are the best? Do any of them offer ITC? TIA

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Friday and Saturday are for amateurs

I apologize. Not meant to offend. The club scene on weekends is crowded and "dramatic" . Just wondering how many skip the weekends, especially evenings. After Thursday evening I'm done with the clubs.

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Black tuscler please help me out with this porn

http://www.xvideos.com/video181332/michelle_tucker_big_ass_party So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex? Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your ass, yet you dye your…

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Houston clubs

Hey guys I've heard Houston has sort of fell off. I just wanted to know what's the latest with Houston? I'm seeking an extras club

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Are you an ITC or OTC person?

Up until this past summer, I very rarely did OTC with strippers, even with a former ATF. I just prefer keeping our activities ITC in VIP or a dark corner of the club. Against my principles, I've been doing quite…

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Dancer Conversation

I asked a dancer if she poops at work. She said "Yes, for the right amount of money"

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How's this for a stripper's name?

DENVER - A woman who stabbed a dancer outside a night club in Denver is still on the loose. TeJae Se'Rae Cannon was stabbed multiple times at PT's Night Club club early Thursday, according to Cannon's mother. The suspect is also an…

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Making Fun of RickyBoy and The System

Some folks on this board are starting to suggest that I make fun of RickyBoy and his System a little too often. I really don't think I do it that excessively though. Maybe just 5-6 times a day on average. But,…

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Dayshift entrance fee

I'm noticing in my area a lot of the clubs are starting to charge a dollar entrance fee on dayshift and as I look at the reviews they mostly state dayshift $0.00 it seems like a small thing but I'm…

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Dachshund System at the Baseball Game

The ball girl was kinda hot http://youtu.be/tRrib8eMFQA

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Favorite board games as a kid...

The ones I played a lot were.. Stratego Risk Strat-O-Matic baseball Now I have a marble chess set with nobody to play

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Detroit by Day

Would appreciate some intel on Detroit clubs -Afternoon shifts for an upcoming weekday trip (sorry I can't make the upcoming motorcity meet-up). Thinking of sticking to PHC, FC, Coliseum and maybe BTs. Which are better days/which are better nights?…

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How do I do it?

It has struck me in the last few days that the vast majority of my favorite dancers have been 30+. These girls, in order of their favor (by me) are 45, 42, 31, 42 and 46. So why is it…

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Young Dro Stripper Says Rapper Stole My Car ... And Got Me Busted Read more

http://www.tmz.com/2015/08/30/young-dro-charged-for-stealing-strippers-car/#ixzz3kJGtCtNd

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some new some maybe old i cant remember lol Enjoy

http://imgbox.com/g/hKvm8q6Kmj

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Responding to internet trolls

Responding to internet trolls is like organizing your underwear drawer. Feels good for a second and then you ask yourself WHY DID I DO THAT? Admittedly this is a lesson that I have not fully learned yet.

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Any of you guys still play old computer games?

I played an old game. Axis and Allies. I got surprised. The AI really improved a lot more. It's learning from me. It had me beat for like the first time ever yesterday until I…

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The painted ladies of Times Square

http://nypost.com/2015/08/30/i-went-undercover-as-a-topless-performer-in-times-square/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=NYP%20180%20Day%20Openers%20and%2030%20Day%20Signups

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Punctuation, strippers, and humorless parents

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/261400/the-oxford-comma-world-leaders-and-strippers-cause-uproar-in-texas/

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OT: Brilliant facts about the royal family!

http://hypster.guru/8109/crazy-secrets-british-royal-family/ OK, I know it's a parody, but you have to admit that the Queen being a MMA fan and Princess Di bringing the AIDS monkey to Europe is brilliant stuff! ;)

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The cure for PLism

And it only costs $7,500. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3215560/The-Christian-rehab-Josh-Duggar-spend-six-months-reading-Bible-praying-doing-manual-labor-cure-sex-addiction.html

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A great idea for Dougster

Dougster, we are all unbelievably sick of your incessant System crap directed at Rick. We'd rather be tied down and forced to fuck Hillary Clinton than to read that yet again again and fucking again over and over ...…

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OTC

In your opinions, what percentage of the higher range girls do the OTC. And for the older SClubers. Has it increased do to the poor economy. The reason i'm asking is. Back in the days when I was a frequent…

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More video on drunk stripper who ran over biker

Here's the complete video of the drunk stripper. The Fox News link I posted yesterday edited a lot out. The stripper's stage name is "Dallas", but I haven't learned her real name. She is in custody.…

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I Finally Found My ATF

Man, I finally found her. This night is it. This night she showed up. This night was the night that will go down in my SCing career to be the golden age. Because she showed up and I just knew…

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Shit happens then their is Alcohol and Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few…

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Hard to Believe

Tonight I had one of those cheap high mileage pussy strippers that you guys talk about so often. The service was amazing. I give about 12 hours notice and she's good. She shows up, dances nude, no…

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OT - Smartphones and our Downfall as Humans

Fucking Smartphones. Just a general observation. I don’t know about you, but when I see my smartphone the first thing that comes to mind is work. Something I don’t get excited about. I’m so plugged in while working I actually…

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Tootsies shill review.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2015/08/29/tootsies-cabaret-strip-club/

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How much money

How much money would Hillary Clinton have to pay to get you to fuck her? With your eyes open the whole time. DFK is also required throughout. How much extra to let Bill watch while he jerks off in…

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A new first for me - any of you guys seen this?

I was going to add this into my review of TWH in NZ but thought differently at the time, perhaps in hindsight I should have . Any way I will stop jabbering and get on with it. When I was at TWH…

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Fucking Her in the Mouth

This is my new favorite sex act. Just did it with my little single mom cause she was having her period. It makes me cum so quick every time. She stroked me with her tongue while I fucked.…

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Fucking Ugly Women

At what point is a woman too ugly to fuck? I had dinner with an old high school girlfriend. Not only did I not want to fuck her, but I would not. She could have offered me…

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My story of the hand job i got last night at the club

I went to The Trophy Club last nite after not going for quite a while. I had a hot extra flirty waitress which is always fun. She liked my dirty jokes and was fun as hell. I ordered wings that…

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How's a casino like a good woman?

???

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Missing Clubber

Where's Clubber been? I thought he might have just been on summer vacation but it's been awhile now. i miss him.

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Hookers for Hillary

politics aside... I would not spend $1k on any of these http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/21/meet-the-hookers-for-hillary-why-prostitutes-want-hillary-clinton-for-president.html

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Bullshit topic

Has anyone been to the Tilted Kilt lately? They got new outfits and their kilts are even shorter. Some girls ass cheeks hang out now.... What do you think of that?

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Found myself a new favorite t-shirt.

http://www.amazon.com/Support-Single-Moms-T-Shirt-Black/dp/B000UZCIAK

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Beat The 213 Dances A Week Record

Link to the page: http://tinyurl.com/q2orylc Basically, the record on that club was 213 dances sold by one dancer, that's just one week. Let's do that math: 213 x $20 = $4260.00 But what if the place charges forty bucks per song, that would…

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Fish tacos are delicious and San Diego has the best.....

http://dateoxygen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fish-taco.jpeg

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Shit Testing Your Fave

After reading about a discussion here and thinking about how a certain type of stripper acts like she is entitled to have money without providing the service, I decided to play my new stripper friend who I ran into last…

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Al and the guys at the nudie club...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHz7IqGqo5U

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I knew these guys were popular..,

But didn't realize one of them worked in a strip club. Goes by the name of Fillet http://youtu.be/joRSujsHoks

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best clubs in the country...

So what are some clubs across the country that have the best combination of hot girls and easy to get mileage? (outside of the champagne room) My picks are Penthouse Detroit and Baby Dolls in Dallas. I know you…

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U.S. Government weighs in on LDK

from The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/dry-humping-an-adequate-sex-alternative-for-teens--27084

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Drunk stripper runs over biker near Detroit

http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/13230390-story

Sex scene in NZ

As most of you are aware prostitution in NZ is legal. It went legal in 2003 and since this date there has been an inevitable increase in sex clubs and girls selling sexual services. On my recent trip I managed to spend a night in Auckland. I visited a couple of AMP's, brothels and strip clubs. Listed in local papers are a large number of girls providing massage or escort services with a rough 50/50 split in Asian and NZ girls. In the AMP's the price is about US$75 for 30 mins which includes a massage, BJ and a fuck but I didn't partake because the quality was poor. I went to a couple of brothels one had a bit of…

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Feast of the Beheading of John the Baptist (Why some Christian churches have a

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beheading_of_St._John_the_Baptist Besides the general "anti- adultery anti- fortification" rhetoric most Evangelical and mainstream Christian churches have against our hobby, here is another reason they have a special sore spot against erotic dancing. In the new testament accounts, John the Baptist had…

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Random Thoughts

I used to be satisfied just sitting in a room full of gorgeous naked young women. Pretty early on though I found that I had to touch to be satisfied. It was no problem cause there are plenty…

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How can ass clowns everyone has on ignore can STILL be a pain?

Why, by endlessly recycling dead-and-buried threads off course!