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Finally, an honest hairless ape! ATACdawg restores my faith in apekind!

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

ATACdawg asked whether I was capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species. Well, ATACdawg, not yet. But I'm learning and when the felid army gets ready you hairless apes will be in for a world of hurt. ROAR!

But seeing how honest ATACdawg is makes me want to offer him a position in my future government. Perhaps an assistant to my viceroy focused on mitigating environmental damage. What do you think ATACdawg? Any experience with managing bioremediation efforts? How about conservation?

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crazyjoe

You fucked a zebra, didnt you^^^

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ATACdawg

Absolutely! My first remediation project will be reducing the excess 3-piece suit wearing lion population!

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