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A Coming of Age Story

Ok here's another sex story to spice up the summer slow down. But am I the only guy out here fucking all these young women? Of course not. The rest of you need to start sharing sex…

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How are you celebrating BattleBots return to tv? :)

Take your time before you answer.

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TUSCL Summer Slowdown ?

Is it just my PL view; or has chatter on the discussion board slowed way down as has seemingly SC summer attendance (despite the valiant efforts of Juice to come up w/ creative and interesting threads such as the recent…

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If google were a guy

Funny stuff https://youtu.be/yJD1Iwy5lUY

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Sin and Shame

What is the difference between a sin and shame? It is a sin to out it in, but it is a shame to pull it out!

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A criminal act

I know there's a crime involved when I buy the DS alcohol, when we smoke weed, when she drives high, when we break the strip flub rules, and when I pay her for sex. But until now I…

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US Open

Anyone watching this? This is the worst camera coverage ever

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Just ask is the best approach

https://youtu.be/MSltHWGk55M

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Stripper insulting a PL

I was watching an arrogant 18 year old trying to convince a stripper to go out on a date with him last night. I heard possibly the best come back I've ever heard in a club. The guy was going…

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Lost Weight Now Looks Great

Back at the end of their year I was seeing this girl. She had a cute face but could stand to lose a few. Through circumstances of her own doing (probably major insecurity ) we stop seeing each other.…

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At what age did you get "old"?

I believe (maybe cuz I'm here) the 30's to be a peak age for a man. I'm having a blast and don't want it to end. But another birthday passes and I'm inching my way to 40 in…

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Is summer the worst time for strip clubs?

I personally go twice a month regardless of the season but over the past few years I have noticed that there seem to be more customers in the cooler months such as October through April as compared to the summer…

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TUSCL

Alucard's Do Not Like List has 66 members. Dougster says his homo list has 80% on the board on it. Only one I know for sure who is not in the list is SJG I'm pretty sure I'm on both lists.…

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Its Ok Rickboy

Every 43 seconds someone attempts suicide. The Suicide hotline: 1-800-784-2433. Call it Richard....its going to be ok

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More Father's Day Gifts in my Future?

A couple of months ago I took a dancer to VIP, fucked her bareback and came right in her pussy. I haven't seen her in the club since. Should I be expecting to receive more Father's Day gifts…

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Maybe this is why Ranukam is leaving Portland

Meat is murder Diary is rape But naked women are fun to look at https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0awX05QjK9c

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Rech's avatar

Is there a web site where you can create an image of a woman that has a random word for a tramp stamp? If so, brilliant! If not, that must mean he paid some poor stripper to tattoo "Rechthaberei" on…

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Whither Club_Goer?

Where this cat be?

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Butt song from hell!

I'm not sure whether this is on topic or not, since butts are a popular topic around here! It turns out that one of the sinners in Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" has music written on his ass! Befitting the…

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RE: Motor's "Looks Like" thread.

That is/was a great thread. Excellent idea which I am about to plagiarize. What do we look like to dancers? I'll start it with shadowcat in the eyes of dancers... http://picpaste.com/sc-UP9b0VN4.JPG

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Happy Father's Day even if you're not sure.

I took one of my favorites to VIP yesterday and it took longer than normal to bust a nut. She asked if was her and I assured her that it wasn't. That it was just my old age. That she…

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Moving to Europe

Any body ever consider a move to Europe just for the sex ? America sucks ass in terms of prostitution

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Why do dancers get pissed off?

Any ideas?

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Came to Dean's Gold at about...

Came to Dean's Gold at about 2am on Friday night - it was late, but there were maybe 20 girls around. Not many patrons. I would say 10% were very hot and 30%…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

So I decided to go back...

So I decided to go back to Club Desire for the first time since December I think. Unfortunately this time wasn't as good as others. Surprisingly, I was mainly there to watch the…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

I was in Roanoke on business...

I was in Roanoke on business and was staying at a hotel down the street so I figured I would check out the gold and silver club. I pulled into the Parking lot and thought…

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Decent spot. Clean. Women were...

Decent spot. Clean. Women were much better looking than I was expecting from small town Maine. There were no 10's in the place but also nothing less than a 7. It was…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Pussy Cat the past few visits...

Pussy Cat the past few visits has been so so. This trip was pretty good. Six dancers, three hot, two pretty good and one eh. The three hits were Ice, Layla and Reba.…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went in at about 1pm. I...

Went in at about 1pm. I got charged a 2 dollar cover. I've found them to be very inconsistent when it comes to paying a cover charge regardless of what time you go. Though the…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

I've been here maybe 4 times...

I've been here maybe 4 times since my last review including twice when they should have been open in the evening but weren't. I don't know what the reasons for that was but be aware…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Having been to Teaser's a few...

Having been to Teaser's a few times now it remains my favorite club in the area, but for perhaps an unusual reason. I think I'd describe it as a "dive club" - it's not…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

A rainy Monday resulted in a...

A rainy Monday resulted in a very fun afternoon for me. Decided at about 10:30 I should scuttle myself up to Kokomo as I knew two of my absolute favorites (and should be yours too)…

Pasty's

Seattle, Washington

There were exactly 6 girls on...

There were exactly 6 girls on shift all night, well, except there was only 1 from 9 to 10:15 PM. Thankfully, Bob at the bar kept me company with decent conversation while I waited for…

Rivergirls Lounge

Fort Knox, Kentucky

I went to Rivergirls a few...

I went to Rivergirls a few weeks ago with a couple of friends. We had reservations going in since there were very few cars in the parking lot. Immediately after entering, we realized…

Venus Lounge

Stanton, California

Venus Sports Bar wasn't really my...

Venus Sports Bar wasn't really my cup of tea. I was visiting a friend in Huntington Beach and we decided to give this joint a try. $5 cover charge. First off, they do have a…

The Jungle

Amarillo, Texas

The club is awesome and the...

The club is awesome and the girls are great, my fucking problem is the management. The last four times I have been it doesn't matter what I do, I get cut off after 2 drinks.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Like the last reviewer said, props...

Like the last reviewer said, props to the wait staff at Brads. Linda and Sammy during the day shift are fantastic. Just one more reason this is the best day shift in the city. Now…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

I showed up at 2:30am early...

I showed up at 2:30am early Sunday morning. The bouncer outside the front door said, "We don't let anyone in after 2:00." I thought they were open until 4:00am. The parking outside the…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

I was at Bazookas for a...

I was at Bazookas for a special event. The star put on a really hot show. The place was backed. Cover was $25 that night. I did get a few couch…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Arrived about 2:30am early Sunday morning....

Arrived about 2:30am early Sunday morning. There was a bubbly, professional massage woman who would give you a massage at your seat for $20 or a private, topless massage for $40. I did…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

I usually prefer upstairs at Jewel...

I usually prefer upstairs at Jewel Box - but after checking not finding anyone of interest up there, I thought I'd try downstairs. It was late on a Thursday night - and the block…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Went back for the first time...

Went back for the first time in many months. Not much changed in the layout, except maybe more VIP cubicles. The place was dead - two customers beside me. One plus is that they kept…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Second visit to Peyton's - again...

Second visit to Peyton's - again was not disappointed. Worked late on Friday night and went straight from there still in my suit but luckily it didn't make the girls overly aggressive in trying for…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

I had never been to this...

I had never been to this club before, even when it was Cheater's, but I was driving by and pulled in just to see what it was all about. There are two floors to…

Fat Jack's Cabaret

Bock, Minnesota

In my opinion, considering its location,...

In my opinion, considering its location, this is a great club. See my description of the club below: Entering the club: The outside of the club looks like any bar you might find in central…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Driving home on the Berlin Tpke,...

Driving home on the Berlin Tpke, decided to drop by for a couple beers and check out the action. Club is laid back, and just had 2 dancers, with no one else expected the…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Definitely worth the price of admission...

Definitely worth the price of admission ! I got there late 11:30 pm and stayed until 2:00am. As the night went on the girls got a just enough wilder that I could tell…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Stopped by on a recent Saturday...

Stopped by on a recent Saturday Evening. $10 cover to get in I believe. The bathrooms are remodeled but as noted in prior entries no doors on the stalls. Overall the appearance of the club…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Came in last week on a...

Came in last week on a Wednesday night and stayed for a few hours, admission was free with a 2 drink purchase (water, soda, red bull, no alcohol). Saw about 6 dancers, the majority are…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

This is very easy to find...

This is very easy to find on I-87, the place is by itself. I came down here on a Wed evening and there were 3-4 dancers. The cover was I think $10. The place appeared…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

The basics. $10.00 cover, $20.00 to...

The basics. $10.00 cover, $20.00 to get into the VIP. The VIP is totally worth the $20.00 for what is permitted up there. Same activities as the Cabaret but with much more attractive dancers. Also,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

BSC provides a very consistent experience...

BSC provides a very consistent experience with both pros and cons. Pros - Consistently the most attractive dancers of any Valley club A large number of girls (on the night shift) Clean and decent atmosphere Multiple stages Some master level pole…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Next to a public bus stop,...

Next to a public bus stop, sits Chicas Bonita. It was such a BRIGHT day out, when I walked in the club, it took me 3 or 4 minutes to adjust. I stumbled my way…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been a customer at...

I have been a customer at Dancers off and on for awhile now. I have seen several rotations of girls move through the club. I visited on a Saturday afternoon. I was hungry and decided to…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Made a rare weekend visit to...

Made a rare weekend visit to Pitiful Princess. They weren't too busy; a few customers at the bar, a couple at video poker, and a couple at the rack. Saw a very good looking blond;…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Was at a conference and wanted...

Was at a conference and wanted to kill a few hours, on a Thursday afternoon. Lace is known as a bit of tourist trap and that reputation is well deserved. Admission during the…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to Keepers in a little over a month. I went in early April and late May 2015. Some work in the Milford, CT area allowed me to make…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

I get to Chantilly Lace about...

I get to Chantilly Lace about once a year. I was buzzed in right behind another customer. There were three models available for me to select from, but one was near the end…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

This place used to be Bare...

This place used to be Bare Assets South, but like Bliss on Ulmerton, got bought out by and renamed Mile High Club. When it was Bare Assets, it wasn't very good. I decided…

State Street Station

Rockford, Illinois

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to State Street Station. The split-level architecture provides lots of semi-private nooks and crannies, and the stair landings make interesting places to interact with the dancers on the various…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I get to Danzer's maybe once...

I get to Danzer's maybe once a year, but this was the first time on Saturday evening (11:00). Much bigger crowd than early Friday evenings, including lots of female customers. Slightly more attractive…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Latest visit to this club and...

Latest visit to this club and not much has changed. The smoking ban seems to be impacting the business so they started waiving the cover during the day. I got there around 2 and noticed about 5-6…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Used to be a really nice...

Used to be a really nice club with an awesome staff. Used to have awesome bartenders management djs and girls. They changed management which has destroyed everything diamond dolls used to be. They fired great…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Made a Thursday night visit arriving...

Made a Thursday night visit arriving at 9:10. They did not scan DL even though there is a posted paper sign saying "We scan everyone." the club layout as been covered well in other reviews. Dancers…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Returned to FI after more than...

Returned to FI after more than a year (Saturday - 6/20/15). Got in around 1:30PM and stayed for more than an hour. Layout was described in my previous review and nothing changed since that time. There…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

It has been a while since...

It has been a while since I reviewed this club,however, I have gone here plenty of times over the past 1+ years. I am most comfortable in this club - it's not too big…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in to give myself a...

Stopped in to give myself a proper fathers day present. It was kind of slow but I suspected as much due of the holiday. I was feeling like I may be let down until Jordan…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

This trip was a tremendous improvement...

This trip was a tremendous improvement over my last visit. There were 7 dancers working and they included one borderline 8, one very solid 7, two quality 6s, and three girls I'd rather forget I saw.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I JUST came from Oasis. I...

I JUST came from Oasis. I always like to stop there before a flight. It was VERY slow being not only a very nice Sunday afternoon but also Father's Day. Very few customers and only…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This was my second visit to...

This was my second visit to this club. I went around 10pm on a Thursday night and the place was fairly busy. The cover was $8. The club itself is pretty clean and inside, there…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

The club bartenders are friendly and...

The club bartenders are friendly and the girls are gorgeous.The price of drinks are not to expensive. The food is excellent and is on par with pricing for a restaurant like apple bees. The girls…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

I had wanted to visit this...

I had wanted to visit this club for a long time because former porn star Delilah Strong works there. During the day they have a free lunch which looked pretty good, but I did not…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I was on vacation in...

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the third of six reviews from that trip. I visited…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to the HiLiter on...

I went to the HiLiter on Saturday, June 20th at about 4:00 pm. I was immediately surprised that the parking lot wasn't packed. I am not sure if it was related to the…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Have been going here a little...

Have been going here a little more frequently off late as I found the girls to be very friendly. Not a great club, is part of an adult store. Girls are not great looking either,…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

This is a nice club. ...

This is a nice club. Very clean and easy on the eyes. Nothing unique or special, just a clean respectable night club. As I arrived I was quickly greeted by a beautiful…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Well I haven't been in this...

Well I haven't been in this club for years but I did well at the casino down the street so I figured why not check it out and see if it's still good. Went in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Needed a good diversion for a...

Needed a good diversion for a surprise birthday party, so I opted to bring my friend to Follies for a few hours on Saturday. We arrived around 2:30, and noticed that it wasn't nearly as…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Previous review fairly spot on. I...

Previous review fairly spot on. I had gone to an adult bookstore to see if I could get any info on ares clubs. The person behind the counter specifically indicated not to go here.....you would…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It was my first time visiting...

It was my first time visiting the Blue Moon after seeing a couple of reviews online. I decided to take a chance on it. I went out on a Saturday night, neighborhood was a little…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Came here mid week on a...

Came here mid week on a business trip. Overall I like the layout of the club. Cleaner and nicer than many of the other local clubs in the area. Wasn't too busy,…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Stumbled on this place after a...

Stumbled on this place after a google search. In an industrial area right off the BQE, area looks sketchy and parking is catch as catch can being that there are many driveways for trucks…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

So, CTS is an Adult Bookstore...

So, CTS is an Adult Bookstore with a theater and video booths with gloryholes. Couples and single women frequesnt this place primarily on the weekend. It is real hit or miss, but Gangbangs…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Well I did a strip club...

Well I did a strip club tour this past weekend in Atlanta and I finally got a chance to check this place out. Place is pretty grimey. Parking lot is horrible for starters.…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

I needed a break from driving...

I needed a break from driving and decided to check out Kahoots. The kitchen is closed on Sundays, but also has no cover. The ambiance was fun and laid back. Full bar…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Well this will be kinda quick...

Well this will be kinda quick because my trip here was. I decided to come here after a disapointing trip to Foxy Lady. I arrived at about 1:30am. Paid $10 to park…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's at 4am on a Saturday...

Scarlett's at 4am on a Saturday was overflowing with people - no seats available, all 5 stages being used and music so loud that I missed my concert earplugs. The environment was much more…

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crazy waitress

Ok...so I am at one of my favorite local strip clubs and I was solo so I was just drinking water. I can't remember the last time I had a waitress at one the clubs I go to hassle…

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The dachshund-frog system works!

Civvie date last night! Italian food, wine, and home to meet little forgot! My house is still a remodel disaster area, but little 4got's cuteness overcame the boxes with cabinets still being stored in living room! This morning it was…

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Question about Detroit

Went to the strip clubs in Detroit last summer for the first time and had my mind blown! I was thinking of making a pilgrimage mid july, BUT now I'm hearing it might be getting shut down. Anyone have any…

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Who does your CF/ATF look like?

Mine looks like exactly like singer Cassie. This is why she is still my CF even though she flaked on me the past two times. artimagesfrom.com/cassie-ventura-hot/www.celebs101.com*gallery*Cassie_Ventura*240946*Cassie_Ventura_Picture.jpg/

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Craziest stunt ever

This is a must watch. A guy jumps out of an airplane without a parachute from 9,000 ft and goes through a 3×5 foot hole in the roof aof a building and lands on a trampoline. Crazyjoe approved https://youtu.be/RbIivGvflkk

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Did you hear about the new club with a KFC inside?

You can order a bucket o' the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and immediately start sodomizing the sexy dancers with drumsticks! WEEE-YAWWW!!!

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Supergirl...WEEE-YAWWW!!!

I have to share this with my old pervert friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1NEa-lcsg Now, I would have preferred a Power-Girl show, but I admit it would have difficult to find an actress able to fill out that boob window! So Supergirl will have to…

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TUSCl Meet Up: We don't need no stinkin' name tags

We won't need name tags. I already have an idea what every looks like

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Portlandia

Portlandia is a hilarious TV show. DS got me watching it. She has great taste in tv shows. Almost everything I watch now I saw the first episode with her. If you've ever wanted to know what Portland…

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The top 50 U.S. cities for number of strip clubs per capita.

http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-33364-portland_is_still_the_strip_club_capitol_of_america.html

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Aloha!

The govenor of Hawaii just signed into law a bill that wood raise the minimum agr to smoke to 21. I hate cigarettes. I despise the smell of cigarettes and hate being around smoke. But this is another example…

Green Door

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wish I would have seen the...

Wish I would have seen the review the previous guy posted as this place is dead. Came around 9ish to a completely dead club. There was one other guy milling around but…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

P10 dayshift is still the only...

P10 dayshift is still the only club for me. There is still, but fewer, non thug ho dancers as compared to the other clubs in Austin. The few quality white girls left dancing in Austin…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

I could have sworn there was...

I could have sworn there was a review somewhere that said they removed the pool table at the back and added a private dance area. That is not the case. I can't find the review…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

I go to clubs to flirt...

I go to clubs to flirt and enjoy the interaction, but not necessarily to have lap dances, though I do that at times. I went this evening to Deja vu near the Seatac airport.…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I stopped in for the first...

I stopped in for the first time a few days. I've been to all the other coi clubs, I go for this one probably the most only because of how much my money can get…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

My visit tonight was pretty good....

My visit tonight was pretty good. A few dancers on the topless side were a bit persistent but thats to be expected. Once the full nude side opened I was approached by the lovely Kitten…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

1st time visit. As a straight...

1st time visit. As a straight female, I was worried. I went with my boyfriend. It was his first time as well. We surveyed the place. It was loud and there were many strippers on…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

I was visiting a friend in...

I was visiting a friend in Sacramento and we decided to stop by Deja Vu. It was slow because it was a holiday weekend, so we only stayed for about an hour. It was…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

I visited SR during a business...

I visited SR during a business trip to LA hoping for a few good lap dances on the floor and maybe a little action in the private room. What I got was surprising, in the…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

This club is very low key...

This club is very low key and a neighborhood place I go here on lunch break some times it's usually more women then this time was only 3 girls working a lot of down time…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

What A Dive!!! America Dream is a...

What A Dive!!! America Dream is a biker bar by day and a titty bar (with BIG pasties) after 8:00. The girls dance a 3 (edited=short) song set. Lap dances are $25, seems typical for Omaha, &…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

As a first time visitor to...

As a first time visitor to Montreal decided to check out the famous strip clubs . Circumstances dictated visits through the day only so I was a bit pessimistic after lame dances at Le bar…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work again and have heard good things about this place. I saw that they did a nude pool show on friday so I checked it out. SoH is right…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Stopped by on a Friday as...

Stopped by on a Friday as shift change was happening so saw day and night girls. Day girls clearly looked better to me. Only saw 2 or 3 that were 7+.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

I don't know why I keep...

I don't know why I keep trying to come back to this place. Probably because I used to find more than just one dancer to spend $100 on, and I want to relive the past.…

Garden of Eden

Dublin, Ireland

This isn't a strip club, it's...

This isn't a strip club, it's a "Gentleman's Club". You have to pay €10 membership at the door, then you walk into a small (4 metre by 4 metre maybe?) lounge area with a…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Arrived around 9pm. Good number of...

Arrived around 9pm. Good number of girls. A little slow but picked up quickly. A large 2 story building that is very clean and in great condition. 2nd floor has VIP rooms, a second stage…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

This was an interesting visit to...

This was an interesting visit to the club. It was my first visit and my first impression was that, for a Wednesday evening, it was not at all crowded. There was a dancer on stage.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had not been to this club...

Had not been to this club for probably at least 12 years decided id check it out since I was in that area of town. wore my usual cub attire of basketball shorts commando style…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Decided to come here after the...

Decided to come here after the place I usually go to closed early due to some bad weather that came through the area. I was impressed by the place. It is really nice…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

It seems like a hole-in-the-wall, and...

It seems like a hole-in-the-wall, and that's how I'd characterize it, but if you're not into the usual scores and hustler club vibes this place is as good as it gets in the area. It's…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by here on a Tuesday...

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon with some time to kill. Won't go into physical details of the club - those have been well-documented elsewhere in other reviews and nothing has changed significantly. Drink…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The stars and the moon must...

The stars and the moon must have aligned Friday night as Pandoras had pulled out all the stops. The club was packed with close to 30 to 35 dancers, and most of these were…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

In case you missed the five...

In case you missed the five zillion reviews below, this is a BSC. I was stuck in Atlanta overnight, haven't been to a BSC in many years (last one was in Memphis), and saw the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I haven't been to GGR in...

I haven't been to GGR in a long time, months maybe. I only go here when I am traveling to a client in NJ. I won't go too deep into the specs of…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Time for my bi-annual review. ...

Time for my bi-annual review. The club has had a number of great dancers retire who were among the nicest, smartest and most attractive but they always manage to find replacements. Erika (belarusian…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

My fourth time to Deja Vu...

My fourth time to Deja Vu in COI. Dropped of a friend in LAX and was driving back home. Decided to drop by on a wednesday afternoon, infact I was the first for the day…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First visit to Mickeys. I had...

First visit to Mickeys. I had stopped in before and no dancers were working. This time there was 1 lady dancing and 1 changing. I was only charged $2 at the door which in hindsight was…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

This place change my life. I...

This place change my life. I had NO IDEA clubs like this existed in Florida, or anywhere in the US for that matter. I got there about 4pm on a Monday afternoon, there were a couple…

Lavish Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by the BMW on a...

Stopped by the BMW on a random decision after visiting some other clubs before hand. I just gonna be honest and say this club, compared to every other club, is pretty damn awful. Is it…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

First visit to this club. ...

First visit to this club. Dancers were friendly; however, Spanish was the first language for all of them and I speak very little Spanish. Free lunch was okay and drink prices were reasonable.…

Paradise Cove

Indianapolis, Indiana

I have been to this joint...

I have been to this joint several times, when feeling extra pervy. The place is an absolute dump. The girls are 2s or 3s at best. And I think the neighborhood gangs are moving in. BUT,…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Stopped in around 4pm on a...

Stopped in around 4pm on a Monday. There were about 10 dancers working. They rotate through a couple of stages. There was a 32-year-old petite brunette with an amazing body and bolt…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

In my opinion the nicest strip...

In my opinion the nicest strip club in San Francisco. Having been to the Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire in Las Vegas I was not blown away but the dancers here were quite attractive. Bottles are…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This club was pretty pretty quiet...

This club was pretty pretty quiet on a recent Saturday afternoon when I visited. Perhaps, 10 girls and at most 10 guys. Some of the women sit on a row of seats…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

This club is located in the...

This club is located in the middle of nowhere, but is an easy drive through country roads. The recently re modeled the outside of the club, which makes the appearance look a lot nicer. I…

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Ever cause a stripper to quit the game?

Recently met a 24 year old dancer and quickly escalated the relationship to OTC and SB/SD. The financial support was just enough to make her decide to quit stripping, focus on finishing college and getting a corporate job. Reinforced…

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So are the clubs in Portlan mostly non thug-ho dancers still

I'm visiting Portland in the next few months. Given how strip clubs have changed quite a bit, I'm wondering if the girls in Portland strip clubs, and Portland strip clubs in general are non hood.

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The morning after....

Two nights ago I met up with a 26 year old stripper who I've known since she was 20. We occasionally meet OTC for sex but also frequently get together to just hang out. We enjoy each other's company and…

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8 crappy Craigslist ads...

The truck one cracks me up.. http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?page_id=4898

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PA bill would create stripper registry (and ban alcohol where there is nude danc

A$$hole state representative Matt Baker's bill aims to make PA strip clubs suck more than they already do. His bill seeks to ban alcohol where there are nude dancers and would create a stripper register (to discourage women from…

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Yeah, by the letter of the law....but sentence seems steep

Interesting case in Michigan. http://reason.com/blog/2015/06/16/male-teen-has-consensual-sex-with-female 19 boy meets 14 year girl on the Internet "Hot or Not" website. She lies about her age. Claims to be 17. They meet up and have consensual sex. He's charged with statutory rape.…

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Tuscl Meetup

So I've had the pleasure of meeting several of you in the past year, but I have never been to a meet up that had more than a couple of members. I was thinking this fall or winter would…

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Lesbians like yogurt. So watch what you GF eats for lunch. :)

http://jezebel.com/one-million-moms-protests-chobanis-sinful-lesbian-yogur-1712070130#Lesbians like yoogurt

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Does it seem like select group supports the Strip Club hobby?

Does it seem like select group supports the Strip Club hobby? First off, I am a regular. Every time I go in a strip club there is good percentage of regulars there. Over the years, have meet…

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OT: anybody else have amphibian pets?

Little 4got2ribbitt has been hopping around his cage, clinging to the glass, eating crickets, and generally having a good old frog time! Brilliant! :) Any of you guy have an amphibian pal? As a kid I had a pet tiger salamander!…

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What have you taken from these boards and applied to daily life?

There have been some pretty good jokes and sayings on here, but what has carried over into your personal life? 1. I do not take selfies like juice. 2. Every time a screw up a txt I type "sorry, sausage…

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Jaren Lockhart murder - & - dismemberment trial wrapping up

Jaren Lockhart murder - & - dismemberment trial wrapping up Howdy all, Book Guy here. A trial in my area, for the murder of a dancer and dismemberment of her body, is just wrapping up. I'm not on TUSCL much…

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End 2AMers. Set minimum age for entry to 30.

Six months after Juliet's Gentlemen's Club agreed to operate under certain restrictions, which were imposed after multiple nearby shootings, the strip club's probation period is nearly over - without incident. But neighborhood residents are still wary. "It's still a dark spot…

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crazyjoe has taken over the #2 spot on TUSCL's list of trolls.

Since rickdugan finally wised up and stopped feeding Dugster, nobody is paying attention to him. So crazyjoe with his obnoxious posts has taken over the #2 spot. The nigger, Juice is still hanging on to the #1 position. Honorable mention goes to mikeya2…

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Jeralean Talley: World's oldest person dies at 116

"The 116-year-old woman died at her Inkster home Wednesday night." The story fails to mention that Jeralean was the best looking dancer at Bogart's, which is just down the street. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/06/18/jeralean-talley-dead-oldest-woman/28923509/

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Anybody done this before? (Note: drugs are not necessarily involved)

I emailed an ex girlfriend today. The woman I lost my virginity to. Pretty sure she's single. Asked if she wanted to meet to catch up. This is not about sex. She has turned hideously ugly since…

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Tootsies or Follies?

I favor an afternoon visit.

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Bruce & Caitlyn Jenner

Bruce's dog http://www.hdwallpaperscool.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pitbull-dog-lovely-images-widescreen-new-fresh-hd-wallpapers-of-pitbull-dog-free-download.jpg

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The SC (Supreme Court) Actually Gets Two Decisions In A Row Correct! A New Moder

The first was easy: you can't have one law about limitations of the size of a sign for commercial advertising and another for religious messages. That's discriminatory against religions and the ruling was 9-0. The second was more nebulous: can…

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anybody in the mood for a blow job.

Here's an option to get a blow job whenever and wherever you want. You don't even have to go to a strip club. Be sure to watch the video. http://www.autoblow2.com This was me mentioned in a article that shadowcat posted.…

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A story for Bubba

Bubba, as requested. I hope this brings a toothless grin to your face. This happened two days ago. She wore a tiny little crop top tonight for our date. I love summer! This tiny little thing leaves nothing to…

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Could this be georegemicrodong? :)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/17/sex-organ-beauty-pageants_n_7572184.html

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Challenge for the juice man

I bet you can't beat this guy drinking syrup. Then you woll need to try the prune juice challenge https://youtu.be/uAjYYz5HzZA

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Fitness Tips

Here is how to make all your friends think you are getting fit https://youtu.be/h56ybA5Kve8

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How women check out bulges

https://youtu.be/TeN6Pg--XU8

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Women looking at Dick Pics

https://youtu.be/F2ZnCrUvvKA

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Other than Kate Upton what female's face do you want to see on the new $10 bill?

How about Jane Fonda?

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Double Life: Proof That Most Women Are Crazy

So this is straight from the script of a Lifetime movie. I don't know any of these people, but I know one of the victims friends, as this is a true story. Woman has a husband for over 20 years and has…

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Man on Trial for Murder and Dismemberment of Stripper

This story is all too real. Check the photos of the victim and the killers. http://www.wlox.com/story/29343650/judge-refuses-mistrial-for-man-accused-of-killing-jaren-lockhart

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Thanks san_jose_guy!

The urban dictionary definition for "oops" that san_jose_guy linked to was just brilliant! I especially love how it was submitted by "Child Hatter"! Thanks for the laughs san_jose_guy! :) oops (v) to engage in sexual intercourse with the intent, unbeknownst to…

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Portland strip club operator pleads guilty in scheme to promote prostitution, ch

Is it really a crime to promote prostitution and cheat the IRS? http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2015/06/portland_strip_club_operator_p.html

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Do Strippers Like Football?

An oldie, but a classic Drunken lap dance at Cowboys game http://youtu.be/DIAibJZDdqc

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NYC Reccs?

I'm in New York for the next couple months. I won't have a lot of spare time but I'd like to check out a club or two. Any recommendations for mid-range spots? I checked out Pumps in…

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Hair or Bare

This is definitely not a good trend. http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/17/living/feat-feminist-armpit-hair/index.html

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Slang for masturbating.....

The ones with food in them crack me up... bop the baloney slap the salami wank the wiener jerk the gherkin slam the ham Any others you've used?

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OMG Hollywood's Sexist Double Standards!

Selena Gomez, looks like she is with two strip club PL's. Going to strip clubs does that to a guy. It did for me. I don't dress for women. But this will probably be changing soon. https://www.yahoo.com/style/this-one-picture-captures-everything-wrong-with-121696530878.html SJG Eric Clapton, Doyle Bramhall II,…

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Is it shitty to be an opportunist in this situation?

Dancer is a solid 8. Fine and sweet. Not really one of my favorites but we have talked some. In the past I’ve tactfully hinted at OTC which she not so tactfully refused. Okay, fair enough.…

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Like Ranukam, I have a dilemma

I moved a few months ago and I now how a mother and daughter living right next door and no man around. I can't decide which one to go after. The daughter is 10 years younger than me and the…

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How do I maneuver this?

Check out this thread for reference. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=35526 Basically I saw someone who works with me dancing in the strip club last week (she is in the 8.5 to 9 range). Her best friend (I've known her for a long time) was…

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This would make rickboy ldk in public

Chick with a dick prank https://youtu.be/B85C-Y5mTXU

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Rickdugan's Atf

http://newyork.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/sexy-top-travesti-girl-ready-to-host-and-give-you-pleasure-real-pics/28697635

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AMP Pranks a must see

http://youtu.be/NJME1DQnNgM

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Once you go black, you can't go back. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3126793/Rachel-Dolezal-poses-provocative-glamour-girl-shots-complete-knee-length-braids-bellybutton-ring-two-years-outed-white.html

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Backpage hooker pranks

http://youtu.be/CuV9bkyfdHg

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No further discussion

Can we stop this Michael vs LeBron debate right now. 2-4 sez it all

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Hypothetical situation questions

Dancer D and customer C meet and start regular ITC extras relationship. They eventually do OTC sometimes to supplement their ITC activities. Both are single, no SO. Then D gets a live in girlfriend G. G…

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next time you sleep in a hotel ask for a "extra" pillow

New Code To Ask For Prostitute in 5 Star Hotels |…: http://youtu.be/g-cTQbKgpbk

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Give me $5 or I'll shoot you.

A minor drinking at Big Daddy’s Show Club Saturday night faces three felony charges after allegedly pointing a gun at someone who wouldn’t give him $5. Kokomo police were dispatched to Big Daddy’s, 1503 N. Davis Road, at about 11:49 p.m.…

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Dog goes down on dog. Floriduh of course.

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/animal-sex/canine-sex-arrest-657092

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johntv.com busted LDK having sex in his car

John' Busted with Young Street Prostitute in Jun…: http://youtu.be/HGMG8VfctkY

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Motels running drive thru prostitution

Sex For Sale at Local Motel: http://youtu.be/oc2_e45-0M4

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Busted having da sex at McDonald's

Couple caught having sex in the McDonald's Bathro…: http://youtu.be/5GbJI14QLto

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Strip club prostitution arreste in Phoenix Arizona

Prostitution bust at Phoenix strip club: http://youtu.be/m1LePahyks4

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Laffy Taffy

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Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forc

Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forcing coked out strippers to have unprotected sex with him Their goes ricky boy again drunk driven on wisky, stroking off bouncers and forcing coked out strippers…

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What are you? (on a scale of 1-10)

We always rate girls, but let's switch it around. On a scale of 1-10 based on looks what would girls rate you? Be truthful This should be interesting

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Love vs Having Fun

I'm a young guy in my 20's, and I really love women. Right now almost every day of the week (whether it be a gym, nightclub, bar, school, work etc), I try to find new girls to fuck. My motto…

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Anyone know how to find a lizard in your house?

It's hot as hell outside and the stupid thing snuck inside. Last saw it in my living room under the sofa.

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Remember that episode of The Walking Dead?......

The one where the group has to kill a bunch of zombies, encounter a new group of survivors, and a new conflict ensues?

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Da Nutz

That wanna be black woman is getting nuttier by the day.

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The funniest thing I have ever seen. And it was in a strip club.

This is absolutely the funniest thing that I have ever seen. Ever. Nothing else comes even close. This was so funny that I paid $40 to get a picture of it. I'm in a new club that I've never been…

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OT: for crazyjoe! Space poop is brilliant!

Check it out http://io9.com/read-what-happens-when-astronauts-poop-their-pants-in-s-471427022

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Anyone here watch the CBS tv show Big Brother?

Just curious as I am a big fan, known as a Superfan in the BB community(one who watches the show, the live feeds, goes to BB messages boards etc. Like a BB PL) , and have watched every season(1-16) plus…

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Ex-Ravens cheerleader pleads guilty to child sex

When I was a 15-year-old boy, I would have loved for a MILF to rape me. http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2015/06/16/hearing-set-ex-ravens-cheerleader-accused-sex-boy-delaware/28803075/

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Video that broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas and friends cook out

This video of Lindsey and her hot friends cooking out: http://coed.com/2015/06/16/watch-lindsey-pelas-sexy-bbq-video-hot-pics/ isn't as sexy as my recent post of Lindsey jogging braless: http://www.wwtdd.com/2015/03/lindsey-pelas-running-braless-in-slo-mo-video/ But what stripper-loving man (or lopaw) doesn't love watching a bevy of busty beauties in bikinis imbibing…

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If Yoda had tried to have a Stripperweb girl show in front of TUSCL members.....

this would have happened.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkIYm3Hg9A