Old reliable

After leaving City Limits and Top Shelf feeling frustrated, I decided the best cure would be to hit Old Reliable in South Akron.

If you've been here or read any of the reviews, you know the drill: It's the cleanest bar around; everything is on the menu though the dancers can't get a bit stale.

The bar was packed so I grabbed a table, which was fine with me since I'd prefer to avoid the bar and the steady stream of drink requests from the entertainment. I had to laugh since I had a new perspective on just how "handy" these girls get with the dances. While I was checking out who was there for a possible VIP request, I noticed Ivy grabbing the crotch of one customer (who was wearing basketball shorts) so obviously and roughly that my own balls started to ache. Hey, we've all been there. Who am I to judge? I got a table dance from her and four other girls who all offered a VIP menu. A well worn blonde offered oral for the price of two dances. A large girl named Barbie told me that she "might be big" but she offered everything the other girls did. That was good to know--though I won't be putting it to the test.