Bottom of the barrel

Several weeks ago I started a discussion on why some clubs shouldn't be on social media--using a photo from Top Shelf's Facebook page. That pictured featured six of the club's dancers crowded on Top Shelf's tiny stage, trying to look sexy and failing in the most horrifying manner possible. These girls were nasty. The only way I could see any of them making money is if they charged for dances by the pound.

Since I made some TUSCL members suffer unnecessarily, I promised a visit. Inside, the club is made up of two rooms: one with a bar and table and another with a stage and dancer pole, and basically no seating. When I arrived there were for patrons downing cheap beer and shots and one decent looking AA dancer with nice tits. I grabbed a $1.50 and the AA dancer came over and performed some close contact $5 bar dances. Top Shelf advertises itself as the "best gentleman's club around" so I inquired about VIP dances. The dancer walked me back to the second room and pointed to a chair positioned between the men's room and the door to the outside patio. For $10 I could get a dance with some tit flashing and no privacy.

Yep, that's Top Shelf's idea of a VIP dance. What a joke.