Very tough hypothetical

If I was offered the deal that I would never set foot in a particular strip club again such as Godivas? Deal. Hell yeah. I'd take that deal. I'd just visit a different strip club.

Nah, couldn't do it.

After I spend 5K+? SURE! No problem. There's always underground scene. Until then, I'm still going.

I'd take the deal, but a new car and spend the rest on escorts.

^good idea. Also I guess you could theoretically hire a private stripper evert now and then and watch her "dance" in your hotel room or something. Maybe a private twerking video?

Wouldn't take the deal

No.

We all know JohnSmith would probably take the deal, because he mainly does OTC with his DS now.

It's still very tough for me, because I'm still young enough to hit up nightclubs and bars, so I could do that instead of strip clubs, and I think I've spent a lot in the strip clubs, but I imagine it's nowhere close to what some of you have spent.

Fuck, I might take that deal.

What would be the point? I wouldn't know where to spend it.

I've probably spent $30k in the last two years. I would take it back because my civvie games is so much stronger now, I probably don't need strip clubs like I used to.

I could buy a small country for what I've spent in the clubs over the years. :-)

At 64 I think I would take the deal. Although I have never done escorts, that would become an option. Also, with the exception of Follies and a few other clubs, a lot of the clubs I used to enjoy (Nashville and North Carolina) no longer offer the same mileage as they used to.

gawker?

I would take the deal. There's always the nightclub and bar scene

I'd have to see the $ amount to answer that. Are we including OTC money spent too? ive been going to strip clubs reguarly for about 15 years so I don't know what that number would be. if it's like 100,000 id probably take the deal.

^^^not including OTC money

I could take that deal. I haven't spent anywhere close to the amount of money some of you have spent, but enough that I would take the deal. There are other options. I enjoy going to sc's but am not so addicted I can't live without it.

Never set foot in that strip club or never set foot in any strip club?

Aw, hell. It wouldn't make any difference for me. I'd take the deal. I could probably pay off my car -- and then some.

^^^never set foot in any strip club

I have no idea how much I've spent, most likely less than many if not most of you but if I had the chance to get it all back, yes I would take it. I like clubbing but no I don't need clubbing.

hhhmmm..and I can still do OTC? Not sure where I'd meet my strippers but if the $ amount was big enough I might take the deal.

It'd be tempting. I figure it at somewhere north of 40K though I may be a little low.

I'd probably pass. Too much fun and too many years left, especially since I don't really need the cash.

Would the lifetime ban include FKKs also?

This question caused me to think about how much money I've probably spent in strip clubs over the years, and now I'm super depressed. I would give up clubbing to get half of that money back.

No – I would not take the deal – SCs are unique and thus why we keep going back – there have always been other options yet many on this board choose SCs – hell; you can stop now and save a whole bunch of future $$$ but most of us don't stop going even if we want to or think we should.

As long as there are SCs that offer good-value; I will want to visit – what would get me to stop is poor-value/not-getting-my-money's-worth.

FKKs aren't included in the ban.

What about Hong Kong and Adalitas? Banned or no?

Hong Kong and Adelitas aren't banned.

I'd take that deal.

I could retire on what I've spent in strip clubs.... sigh...

If Hong Kong and Adelitas aren't banned, I definitely take the deal.

No. My next of kin are going to inherit enough. :)

Hell no! I wouldn't even know how to spend the $2 million.

^ LOL

Jack, you could always open a BYOB members-only club (the members being select TUSCLers) that offers massage and car wash services. The women you'd hire wouldn't be dancers -- they'd be hostesses, entertainers, and servers -- who'd host, entertain, and serve the guests in various reserved rooms.

I'll take that deal, send the check. It would be tough but I could do it. Getting enough civilian pussy and could start hitting up Hooters waitresses for OTR fun!

20 years of strip clubbing would be way into six figures. But no I would not take the deal. Sure I've got lots of OTC action going on now to keep me happy, but they don't last forever and then what would I do? I know there are other ways to secure sex from young women but strip clubs are what I know. It's what I'm good at. It's what I love. Money does me no good if I can't spend it freely on the things I choose.

Ranukam, since you have explicitly excluded OTC money spent on strippers, my answer is no. If you added that back then the analysis would be a bit tougher for me. Close to 50% of my stripper-related spending in any given year is on OTC activities and there are some years where it went well north of that.