Very tough hypothetical

37 comments

• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  If I was offered the deal that I would never set foot in a particular strip club again such as Godivas? Deal. Hell yeah. I'd take that deal. I'd just visit a different strip club.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  Nah, couldn't do it.
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  After I spend 5K+? SURE! No problem. There's always underground scene. Until then, I'm still going.
• goldmongerATL

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  9 years ago

  I'd take the deal, but a new car and spend the rest on escorts.
• chessmaster

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  9 years ago

  ^good idea. Also I guess you could theoretically hire a private stripper evert now and then and watch her "dance" in your hotel room or something. Maybe a private twerking video?
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  Wouldn't take the deal
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  No.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  We all know JohnSmith would probably take the deal, because he mainly does OTC with his DS now. It's still very tough for me, because I'm still young enough to hit up nightclubs and bars, so I could do that instead of strip clubs, and I think I've spent a lot in the strip clubs, but I imagine it's nowhere close to what some of you have spent. Fuck, I might take that deal.
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  What would be the point? I wouldn't know where to spend it.
• GACA

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  9 years ago

  I've probably spent $30k in the last two years. I would take it back because my civvie games is so much stronger now, I probably don't need strip clubs like I used to.
• Dougster

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  9 years ago

  I could buy a small country for what I've spent in the clubs over the years. :-)
• snowtime

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  9 years ago

  At 64 I think I would take the deal. Although I have never done escorts, that would become an option. Also, with the exception of Follies and a few other clubs, a lot of the clubs I used to enjoy (Nashville and North Carolina) no longer offer the same mileage as they used to.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  gawker?
• Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

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  9 years ago

  I would take the deal. There's always the nightclub and bar scene
• ButterMan

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  9 years ago

  I'd have to see the $ amount to answer that. Are we including OTC money spent too? ive been going to strip clubs reguarly for about 15 years so I don't know what that number would be. if it's like 100,000 id probably take the deal.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  ^^^not including OTC money
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  I could take that deal. I haven't spent anywhere close to the amount of money some of you have spent, but enough that I would take the deal. There are other options. I enjoy going to sc's but am not so addicted I can't live without it.
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Never set foot in *that* strip club or never set foot in *any* strip club? Aw, hell. It wouldn't make any difference for me. I'd take the deal. I could probably pay off my car -- and then some.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  ^^^never set foot in any strip club
• TheeOSU

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  9 years ago

  I have no idea how much I've spent, most likely less than many if not most of you but if I had the chance to get it all back, yes I would take it. I like clubbing but no I don't need clubbing.
• ButterMan

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  9 years ago

  hhhmmm..and I can still do OTC? Not sure where I'd meet my strippers but if the $ amount was big enough I might take the deal.
• jester214

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  9 years ago

  It'd be tempting. I figure it at somewhere north of 40K though I may be a little low. I'd probably pass. Too much fun and too many years left, especially since I don't really need the cash.
• mjx01

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  9 years ago

  Would the lifetime ban include FKKs also?
• EarlTee

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  9 years ago

  This question caused me to think about how much money I've probably spent in strip clubs over the years, and now I'm super depressed. I would give up clubbing to get *half* of that money back.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  No – I would not take the deal – SCs are unique and thus why we keep going back – there have always been other options yet many on this board choose SCs – hell; you can stop now and save a whole bunch of future $$$ but most of us don't stop going even if we want to or think we should. As long as there are SCs that offer good-value; I will want to visit – what would get me to stop is poor-value/not-getting-my-money's-worth.
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  FKKs aren't included in the ban.
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  What about Hong Kong and Adalitas? Banned or no?
• Clackport

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  9 years ago

  Hong Kong and Adelitas aren't banned.
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  I'd take that deal. I could retire on what I've spent in strip clubs.... sigh...
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  If Hong Kong and Adelitas aren't banned, I definitely take the deal.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  No. My next of kin are going to inherit enough. :)
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Hell no! I wouldn't even know how to spend the $2 million.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ LOL
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  Jack, you could always open a BYOB members-only club (the members being select TUSCLers) that offers massage and car wash services. The women you'd hire wouldn't be dancers -- they'd be hostesses, entertainers, and servers -- who'd host, entertain, and serve the guests in various reserved rooms.
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  I'll take that deal, send the check. It would be tough but I could do it. Getting enough civilian pussy and could start hitting up Hooters waitresses for OTR fun!
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  20 years of strip clubbing would be way into six figures. But no I would not take the deal. Sure I've got lots of OTC action going on now to keep me happy, but they don't last forever and then what would I do? I know there are other ways to secure sex from young women but strip clubs are what I know. It's what I'm good at. It's what I love. Money does me no good if I can't spend it freely on the things I choose.
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  Ranukam, since you have explicitly excluded OTC money spent on strippers, my answer is no. If you added that back then the analysis would be a bit tougher for me. Close to 50% of my stripper-related spending in any given year is on OTC activities and there are some years where it went well north of that.