Benny Hill

What would you do if you went to a strip club and a scene unfolded like a classic Benny Hill episode? The only dancers that would give you the time of day were the fugly ones. The hot ones keep running away from you. The fugly ones keep chasing you and taking off their clothes and trying to rip your clothes off at the same time. All the fugly ones gang up on you and push you into the vip. Every time you escape the bouncers push you back in there. The only way out is fuck all the fugly ones.

Would you...

1- unleash a can of whop ass on the bouncers?

2- wish you had a gun?

3- fuck all the fuglys?

4-wish you had an inlimited amount of cash to try to pay the fuglys to stop and grease the bouncers with?

5- pinch yourself to see if it is a nightmare?

6- other???