So, what's up with the baseball cap? Do black dudes who are football fans wear a football helmet during sex?
Does it make sense to love the Motherland so much you tattoo it on your ass, yet you dye your hair blond?
What's up with having the landing strip so far away from the airport?
Since turnabout is fair play, I'll beat you to the punch. No, I don't think most white guys wear mascara like Evan Stone does when having sex.

