Could I start stripping?
Hi, I figure this would be a good place to post my question. I want to start stripping to save up for a breast lift... but I don't really know if a girl with saggy breasts could make any money after lurking on these forums. My body is in decent shape, I'm very small. My boobs are like jelly, it wouldn't be so bad if they were at least round, but they're triangular as well (32DD btw). I'm only 18 and if I don't get a lift soon I don't know where they'll be! Do you see a variety of breasts in strip clubs? Could I make ok money even with granny boobs or should I not waste my time? Thanks for the help!
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If you can do what shadowcat suggested, you'll definately make money. No matter what your boobs look like.
She was 20/21, and the rest of her body was kickin like a Bruce Lee flick. She had a flat tummy, ass so tight you could bounce a quarter off it, and pretty face. Do you work out? Are you in good shape?
If you are average or above average in other areas besides the titties, you could make money. A big factor is personality.
And your age can be used to your advantage, if you are one of the younger gals who is wild and funny. My YLDH (Young Latina Dream Hottie) is less than 21 years of age and has a fun and cute personality which helps her in my opinion.
So yeah, consider bikini bars.Or urban clubs where everybody cares only about dat ass if you got one. Personally I would never buy a lap-dance from a girl with imperfect boobs but most men are not that picky at all or else only upscale places would survive in this business.
Go to a club and speak to some girls for their opinions
Good luck
Any woman comes on here to ask about her tits, yet doesn't post pics, is a troll.
Preach!
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You would be surprised what some women do.
Guess that's what I get for not dealing with them on a very personal level.
What? Does this troll go to a hardware store to ask about which condoms are best?
A civvie friend was in exactly your position. Her surgeon suggested reduction surgery and the result was luscious, just like the surgeon said it would be.
A lot of guys like big boobs even if saggy – you may not be everyone's cup of tea but I think you'd have a fair amount of takers.
You can upload some pics to photobucket.com and post the link and we can give you better feedback.
Damn. My fantasies ruined. :)
Maybe a strategy you could try is to strip down to a bra like this one that shows the goods but keeps them north of the border: http://www.honeybeelingerie.co.uk/media/…
It's a good sign you were able to stay on this website for over 5 minutes without plucking your eyes out. Being able to tolerate the customers and be friendly with them is at least as important as looks.
Op, don't listen to them, lol. After you get your boobs done, If you are beautiful, fit, good conversationalist, know how to flirt and hustle and work in a right city/club, you will make bank just dancing.
If you read this Rox3297, please accept my apologies on behalf of my fellow TUSCL members, for being so rude.
SJG
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I think this is a troll post I never apologize to trolls
In apologizing for you @twentyfive, I am giving you the benefit of the doubt and believing that you are capable of conducting yourself more civilly.
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
Yeah – I think too many on here are a bit paranoid and automatically assume a dancer posting is a troll.
Do you think it right to be rude to someone who posts as a female member just because they *might* be a sock puppet?
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
Brilliant!
@twentyfive, If you don't like having someone apologize for your conduct, then I suggest that you stop doing things which necessitate an apology.
Having female members posting on this forum does a tremendous amount to improve it. We can't expect them to be tolerant of insults, rudeness, or of people who are just taking advantage of the fact that they are female.
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
And don't you agree that in such cases, apologies are in order as they may be the only way of avoiding the loss of such members?
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
Tribute to Yip Harburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxt7nD8e…
In other words shut the fuck up , grow the fuck up and mind your own manners.
If you really want to be helpful, ask her to go to image.google.com , search for "saggy boobs" and send us a link to the picture that resemble her boobs. Cept she's probably off this site and maybe even afraid to go outside now.
Oh and play some Skynard. That request always goes along with Show us yer tits.
But it is like I said, if you don't want to be apologized for, then don't treat people rudely, especially new female members. I for one would like to make them comfortable and I would like to see them keep posting.
Having them helps keep the conversation more civil. They improve this forum greatly.
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
Weather Report
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CvETVF…
“Where do you come off apologizing for any person other than yourself”
and
“who the fuck do you think you are, lecturing me or anyone else, especially being the whiny little failure that you are.”
instead of trying to appoint yourself as the jury, judge and executioner on TUSCL why don’t you go become a moderator on some loser site for losers kicked off of other sites? that way you can victimize the vulnerable mentals who comprise your preferred prey instead of being a creeper sending psycho PMs and such here.
oh wait a minute, i see…
and stop sending all the psycho PMs you whiny shit for brains loser
Maybe because this time I apologized for the rudeness of some of my fellow TUSCL members openly on the thread, then then next time a seemingly female member posts, these people will cool it and not start preying on her just because she is female.
I'll stop apologizing for TUSCL rudeness, when people stop being rude.
SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
go back to moderating your cyber mental ward for broken hearts, quit creeping out strippers who post here and just get the fuck out
Anyways, assuming this is legit she should try neighborhood clubs. Also, I've seen a few girls with big natural saggy tits leave their bras on but just pull the cups down.