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Kilts

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055439

Atlanta suburb

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

I see that they are on sale at Target stores.

Are they coming back into fashion? Would you wear one, especially to a strip club? or would that be too obvious?

Those stripper web girls call us perverts for wearing shorts. What would they call us if we wore kilts? Commando?

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san_jose_guy

For Halloween? That would be the best time to try it out at a strip club!

SJG

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jackslash

I have enough trouble appearing to be a masculine he-man. I don't think wearing a skirt would help.

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PhantomGeek

You can often see guys wearing utilikilts at Gen Con, including Wesley Crusher himself, Wil Wheaton.

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ATACdawg

So what does a Scot wear under his kilt?

Nae but his shoes and stockings, of course!

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jestrite50

I have worn shorts to a strip club before at the dancers request. They claimed they liked grinding there better than a pair of jeans.

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ATACdawg

I suspect that most of the girls, if not the bouncers, might enjoy a Braveheart reenactment!

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motorhead

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because the sound of zippers scare the sheep away

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Papi_Chulo

^ nice

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crazyjoe

^^^ funny

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