U.S. Government weighs in on LDK

avatar for Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed
from The Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/article/dry-hump…

10 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed
9 years ago
" . . . included is a detailed history of the practice, from the Victorian-era practice of frottage—meaning "to rub"—to the modern teen trend of freaking or "sandwich dancing," whereby two partners interlock legs and grind their genitals together in rhythm with popular music. . . . "
avatar for Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed
9 years ago
" . . . Another section, credited to the department's Office of Surface Mining Reclamation and Enforcement, ranks the best places to engage in dry humping using a statistical "dry-pleasure coefficient," or DPE—a new metric the Department of the Interior developed solely for the report. The study indicates a soft couch in the finished basement of a mutual friend's house has the highest-known DPE, making it the top location for fully clothed teens to vigorously mount each other. . . . "
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Funny.
avatar for warhawks
warhawks
9 years ago

I'm glad the government is a looking into this... (sic). Right...
avatar for sharkhunter
sharkhunter
9 years ago
Does LDK work for the interior dept? Just wondering.
avatar for crazyjoe
crazyjoe
9 years ago
^^^ he probably does. That is why ldk ended up in the urban dictionary too.
avatar for Estafador
Estafador
9 years ago
and excerpt from the article:

"How could they possibly have found the time or funding for an in-depth study of dry humping?" DeParle added. "I'm certain we didn't commission this."

I'm also certain it doesn't exist?
avatar for Mr. Ed
Mr. Ed
9 years ago
The Onion is, as it proclaims itself, "America's Finest News Source."
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
Now now Mr. LDK, you are still the uncontested king.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
9 years ago
I don't really romance them, romance is too sticky. But I do come on to them and hit on them, just as one does with civilians. For the girl to really open up to you, she has to want to, she has to want to lose herself in the experience and just let it happen.

One Blue Dress Chinese Angela of Mountain View came up close to my face after a lovely session where she had just completely let go, "I like making love with you."

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now